Yesterday's new hang-up is finally over!

Salted fish cheered, immediately grabbed the tissue and ran to the computer, excitedly opened the video file that had just been downloaded, the familiar pretty face and figure appeared in front of his eyes, and then hugged the big man and untied the belt into the foreplay, HD uncensored is really good!

But the little brother who used to be strong today is soft and has no fighting spirit.

"What's the matter? Could it be that my heart was too tired yesterday?" Salted Fish was a little confused, but he didn't think about it deeply.

It wasn't until an hour and a half later that the beauty in the picture had already shown a satisfied expression, and his little brother didn't react at all.

Only then did Salted Fish realize the importance of the problem, he hurriedly opened a hidden folder, picked a few high-quality films from it and played them, only to find that two hours had passed, and the little brother still had no sign of looking up.

"Nima, what's going on!?"

The panicked salted fish quickly put on his clothes and went to the nearest hospital for several tests, but the results came out and showed that all indicators were normal.

The doctor wearing reading glasses looked at the salted fish playfully and asked, "If you don't lift it at a young age, are you stimulated by anything?" ”

So Salted Fish, who was in a hurry to go to the medical treatment, hurriedly went to the psychological counseling room and walked around, except for throwing down a few hundred yuan, it didn't matter at all.

The doctor told him to regulate his emotions and come back if he was not feeling well.

Thinking back to being seriously turned over by a group of big men just now, and before they could see the reason, Salted Fish felt that the world was gloomy.

He walked on the way back blankly, and couldn't help but think of his imperfect first love in his mind, and even the freckled childhood sweetheart turned out of his mind, and he sighed again.

Thinking of yesterday's troubles, the more I thought about it, the more sad I became, the salted fish finally shouted out on the street: "Why! Why did God do this to me? God ...... it."

As soon as he shouted here, Salted Fish suddenly remembered what the old liar said yesterday, especially the last sentence:

"If it's serious, you will cut off your children and grandchildren!"

Could it be that he is really a fairy? Salted fish felt that the whole world was spinning, and even his brain suddenly crashed.

The salted fish who rushed to the hospital seemed to grasp the life-saving straw, and the small flame that was about to be extinguished in his heart burned violently!

"I'm saved, I'm saved!" he said, ignoring the perverted eyes of the passers-by on the street, and hurried to Times Square.

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It's already three or four o'clock in the afternoon, but Times Square is full of neatly dressed aunts, salted fish squeezed over to see, hey, it turned out to be two groups of aunts fighting.

Listening to the square dance music sounding in the loudspeaker, Salted Fish's heart became more and more anxious as he glanced at it, the square is so big, and there are so many people, where to find that obscene old liar?

Just when the salted fish wanted to cry without tears, he suddenly saw a discordant face in the phalanx of aunts who were immersed in the sea of dancing.

Salted fish's heart suddenly froze, and he couldn't help but doubt the purpose of his coming here.

I saw that the old liar yesterday was wearing heavy makeup and bright clothes, looking at me in the position of the lead dancer, and his face like a monkey's ass still showed an intoxicated expression.

Maybe the position where Salty Fish stood was too conspicuous, or maybe he was out of place with the atmosphere around him, and the old liar who had not yet gone mad actually found him in the crowd of onlookers, and waved at him happily.

He waved his hand, and saw that the well-trained aunt phalanx behind him raised her hand neatly, completing the old liar's actions at all, and arousing the applause of the surroundings!

After a dance song was played, the old liar casually ordered someone to lead the dance for him, and he waved his hand coldly in the dissatisfaction of dozens of aunts, and walked off the stage with great momentum.

On the contrary, Salted Fish felt hundreds of burning eyes ravage him from head to toe with hatred and jealousy, and it was no worse than letting the old men look at his little brother.

Just as he was about to collapse, a majestic figure stood in front of him, and those hair-raising gazes disappeared in favor of a divine and warm glow.

The old liar turned around in a dashing manner, pressed his hands, and said coquettishly: "Girls, I am always with you!"

After speaking, he waved his hand, and sat down in the side of the puppet-like salted fish in a delicate pant.

After a while, the soul of the salted fish finally returned to the body, and he looked at the old liar with a kind face, and opened his mouth but didn't know where to start, and his little face was flushed.

The old liar waved his hand and said lightly: "You don't have to apologize for yesterday's incident, I have received your heart, if there is nothing else, I will leave first, and I will lead the confused women to glory!"

As soon as the old liar's words came out, Salted Fish immediately became anxious, took his hand and didn't let go, incoherently told all the things of yesterday and today, and then looked at the old liar expectantly, just like Salty Fish found his long-lost half-daughter-in-law.

However, the words of the old liar made the salted fish seem to fall into the bottomless abyss:

"What? It really worked!?"

"I say!"

Looking at the red face and trembling body of the salted fish, the old liar explained before he committed the murder: "It turns out that it is really you, comrade! I have found you!"

Xianyu, who had experienced several ups and downs, felt that his innocent heart had been shamelessly fooled by this old man, and in a fit of anger, he jumped up and grabbed the old liar's neck with both hands, and roared in his mouth: "You old liar, if you don't explain it to me clearly today, I will die on the spot with you!"

The old liar shook off the hands of the Grim Reaper, and looked at the salted fish that was about to pounce again, and he hurriedly said, "You are in danger now! If you want to live, listen to me!"

Salted fish's hands froze in mid-air as if by magic, and then slowly put them down, and suddenly squeezed out a humble smile on his face, and said softly to the old liar:

"Sir, I'm sorry, I was a little impatient just now, we don't know each other, and as soon as we meet today, I feel like an old friend for many years. People should understand and communicate with each other, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by communication, right?"

Hearing Salted Fish's sincere words, the old liar nodded with satisfaction.

With the nod of the old liar, the aunts around the salted fish who didn't know when they put down the folding fans, maza, megaphones, brooms, mineral water bottles and other "weapons" in their hands, and walked back to the field under the gentle gaze of the old liar, and got up again.

Salted fish wiped a handful of sweat, if he was beaten by the square dance aunts here, then tomorrow this news will definitely make the headlines of major apps.

"The Bloody Case Caused by the Times Square Fight"

"A Man Beaten by Hundreds of Women"

"The Story That Men and Aunts Have to Tell"

"Love Killing, or Vendetta: The End of One Man and Many Women"

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"Come, let's go there and say, there's too many people here. Before Salty Fish could come out of the "story that a man and multiple aunts had to tell", the old man had already put his arm around his shoulders and walked to the side until he reached the public toilet.

"Okay, I'm busy with business, so I won't talk nonsense, so I'll tell you all the causes and consequences. ”

As soon as he heard that he was getting to the point, Salted Fish's mind came back, and he looked at the old man eagerly, for fear of missing a word.

The old man was very satisfied with the performance of the salted fish, so he spoke: "I am actually a time and space god who manages tens of millions of time and space, for some reason I came to this time and space, looking for an honest and kind person to complete a task, unfortunately... The person I'm looking for is you. ”

As soon as the old man spoke, Salty Fish looked confused, and he couldn't help interrupting his words and asked:

"Why are you looking for me? Are you responsible for my bad luck, or are you going to look for me so unlucky?"

Hearing Salted Fish's question, the old man smiled, looking like a master in the world, but when he saw that Salted Fish's face was about to be black, he coughed dryly, and replied:

"Originally, I wanted to be tactful, but since you are so straightforward, then I will say it openly...... I'm just looking for you bad luck!"

"You!" Salted fish was just about to burst out, and suddenly thought that the "sex/happiness" of the rest of his life might be in the hands of others, and immediately wilted again.

The old man laughed, patted the salted fish on the shoulder, and said:

"Young man, don't be depressed, the reason why you are like this is not your original fate, because of the disorder of time and space, your fate has been suddenly changed, and the fate of the original horse has become rugged and bumpy, of course, this is not the final version, because the disorder of time and space is still continuing, so your fate will continue to change, maybe one day you will burp directly. ”

Salted fish listened to the old man in a daze, and felt like a stone was blocked in his heart, so he asked anxiously: "Why are so many people on the earth just me?"

The old man shook his head: "It's not that it has to be you, it's just that you are more unlucky than others." ”

"Isn't there anyone who is more unlucky than me?"

The old man frowned: "The one who is more unlucky than you has already burped." ”

I will go! This reason really can't be refuted! Salted fish cried and mourned, he didn't expect that he was actually the most unlucky person on the planet now, and there was no "one".

"Then is there any way for me to change my fate again? at least find my 'sex/happiness'? I have to be a full ghost when I die!" Salted Fish seemed to accept the words of the old fairy, and looked at him eagerly, hoping to get some guidance.

"That's what I'm looking for you for!" the old man squinted his eyes and made an unfathomable look, "If you want to regain your original destiny, you must repair the chaotic plane so that you can reap what you have lost." ”

Xianyu glared at the old man, feeling as if he was in a trap, he was in a hurry, but he was not stupid, so he asked suspiciously: "Since your old man is a god or a god of time and space, it is not your business to restore the disorder of time and space? Why do you still want to look for me? You won't have to charge any courier fees or entrance fees, right?"

Feeling that he was being questioned, the old man snorted heavily from his nose, and said dissatisfiedly: "Do you still think I'm a liar? Forget it, let's mess up, anyway, you burp, the one who is slightly unlucky than you will come to me, how can I be a great god in charge of tens of millions of time and space to accompany you to chat, bye, I'm leaving!"

"Hey, old fairy, don't go, I didn't mean that!" Salted Fish stopped the old man anxiously and looked at him pitifully.

Things seem to have become a copy of yesterday, but the situation of the old man and the salted fish has completely changed.

Under the apology of salted fish begging grandpa to tell grandma, the old man finally lost his anger, and this allowed the conversation to continue.

"We can't let anyone else know about our conversation. The old man looked around and whispered to the salted fish.

Salted Fish nodded, pricking up his ears and ready to listen.

"I'm just a wisp of the godhead of the Plane God, just to find you. Now that I've found you, then I'll officially pull you in... No, it's pulling you into the space-time management system, remember, my current name is Tang Da, the soup of mutton soup. ”

Salted fish nodded seriously: "Don't worry, Tang Da, there will definitely be no third person who knows......"

At this time, the door to the toilet opened, and a little fat man came out with his pants up, and when he walked to the side of the salted fish and the old man, he whispered, "Don't worry, Tang Da, I didn't hear anything." ”

After speaking, he drifted away in the dull eyes of the two.

"Don't worry, Tang Da, this is an accident, and there will definitely be no fourth person who knows about it......"

Click, click, click, several doors opened, except for one of the eight pits in the toilet, there were actually people inside, and the people who came out looked at the two with a smile, silently washed their hands and left, only the last young man stood opposite the old man and handed him a business card:

"I'm the editor in charge of the online article at the starting point, and if you write an online article when you are old, you will contact me, I feel that you are very talented. ”

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