Volume 2 Chapter 66 The Matchmaker
Seeing the girl's innocent smiling face, Tang Yi sighed, slowly moved forward, and took the girl off his shoulders and stroked it lightly.
It didn't take long for them to come to the position that had been prepared for a long time. At this moment, everyone had already moved, and those soldiers, all like wolves who had been hungry for a few days, began to eat, and looked extremely terrifying.
Tang Yi glanced at everyone a few times, his body trembled, and he felt that he was back to those days when he was in the street camp.
Xue'er ate happily, and her performance was quite ladylike, Tang Yi had no chance to complain.
Then, Tang Yi ate a few wild fruits on the side, and brought those seemingly clean things to Xue'er.
Ten minutes later.
Everyone feels a lot better, these days, they are in the vanguard, speed is very important, and in the process, they will eat some wild fruits, plus some dry food, and life is very hard.
Now I can eat a big bowl of meat and a few bowls of hot soup, which is very satisfying.
Look at those beautifully dressed beauties, they all have their eyebrows fluttering, they want to take one of them home, and then quit their jobs.
At this time, Mao Ling'er walked over slowly, stood beside Tang Yi, and whispered: "I won't host the event, I need my brother's help later!"
"Eh, what kind of activity is it, I thought it was just to invite them to eat!" Tang Yi asked, saying that he was under a lot of pressure.
Now, he was still confused, and he didn't know what idea was in this girl's head.
"This... I have to find a good partner for my clan and strengthen the strength of our demon royal clan!"
Mao Ling'er clenched her pink fists tightly, looking very serious.
At this time, Tang Yi sighed and said, "You can't force such a thing, have you ever asked them what they mean?"
Thinking of the group of cute and ignorant fox beautiful girls, Tang Yi had a sense of loss in his heart, he wanted to say it but couldn't say it, he was very entangled.
"Brother, look..."
After speaking, Mao Ling'er stretched out her little hand and looked behind him with a very happy face.
Tang Yi was stunned for a moment, and immediately turned his head, seeing such a large group of beauties, all of them looked flustered, and they wanted to come over.
Suddenly, Tang Yi seemed to understand what Mao Ling'er meant, so he whispered a few words in this girl's ear, and added: "Ling'er, what do you think specifically, can you tell me?"
"This... I don't have any ideas, if only they could stay!"
Hearing Mao Ling'er's words, Tang Yi rolled his eyes, feeling a little pressure, after all, they are also orthodox soldiers, and it is not ordinarily difficult to let them stay.
That is, without enough benefits, they will not be tempted.
Seeing Tang Yi's somewhat difficult expression, Mao Ling'er reached out and hugged his thighs and said, "Please, my brother is so smart, he will definitely be able to come up with a good way!"
"Huh?" Tang Yi couldn't help but scream, and then looked at the girl in front of him blankly.
I thought I could have a good rest, but I didn't expect to be put up in such a mess again, and I was speechless to the extreme.
At this time, Mao Ling'er let go of her hand and held Tang Yi's arm in her arms again, her small chest kept rubbing, her small mouth pouted, and said, "Brother, you can help me, I have already told the sisters in the clan about this matter!"
"Ahh
Tang Yi exhaled again, and the pressure in his heart was doubled.
"Brother..."Mao Ling'er turned her hands, hugged her little face, and said pitifully.
"Okay, I'll think of a way for you, you go and appease your sisters first, they can't hold it back, don't make trouble for me now. ”
Tang Yi said lightly, not speaking loudly, but his words were very clear. After hearing this, the girl walked back very honestly.
Looking at the back of the girl leaving, Tang Yi patted his chest and sighed a few times.
At this time, Xue'er touched Tang Yi's face and asked in his ear, "Master, did you have any good ideas for agreeing to her so quickly?"
"Hah, am I fast? I've been struggling for a while! And now I'm... Without any thoughts, such a large group of girls is really difficult to deal with!"
Tang Yi touched his chin, his face was very solemn.
"Or... Just tell them what they think, see what they think!"
Xue'er whispered a proposal, her eyes constantly sweeping, noticing the change in Tang Yi's expression. She prefers to see Tang Yi's smile, and doesn't like to always look at him with a straight face.
Hearing this girl's sweet voice, Tang Yi shook his head lightly and said, "This method has too many shortcomings, and it's almost the same to use it when there is no way!"
"What does the master want to do?"
"Either cold salad, or let's go ask a few words first!" Tang Yi said lightly, and his body was already standing up.
Then, he came to the Pioneer Captain, who still had a chicken leg in his mouth, and his face was full of happiness. Seeing his expression, Tang Yi didn't bother to bother.
Most of the meat food here, it was something that had been stored with magic for several years, and there were many pieces of monster meat, seeing that they were eating so deliciously, Tang Yi felt an inexplicable nausea in his heart.
At this moment, Tang Yi sighed and turned around, still not going over to disturb others to eat.
After a while, the captain pulled the chicken bone out of his mouth, turned his head to look at Tang Yi, and asked, "Great magician, do you have something to look for me?"
"This... It's not a big deal, you keep eating..."
"It's okay, just say something you want, I'll listen to it!" The captain was very happy, such a meal had filled his heart, even if he died, there would be no complaints.
"Well, in that case, then you keep eating, I'll say next to you... Captain, how are you feeling?"
Tang Yi asked tentatively, I have to say, not only girls, everyone's mind is more difficult to guess, I hope I can read minds, in that case, it will be much easier to deal with things.
"Okay, no problem!"
The captain happily responded, and immediately grabbed a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth. Suddenly, he was stunned, he didn't expect this product to enter the state so quickly.
At this moment, before Tang Yi could react, the captain turned his head again and asked, "Your Excellency, Great Magician, what are you doing, why don't you speak?"
"Eh, I'll organize the language, and I'll be good in no time!"
Tang Yi waved his hand and said, his mouth crooked, very unnatural.
But the captain didn't dwell too much on it, and continued to eat the things on his plate, enjoying the comfort of the food.
After a while, Tang Yi coughed lightly and said, "Captain, how do you feel about us here?"
Hearing this, the captain turned his head to look around and said, "Here, the food is delicious and the girl is beautiful, just like a fairyland on earth!"
"Is it really that good?"
"Of course, I'm not a literate person, I can only speak straight, I don't know how to describe it, if I think it's good, then I will say it's good, and I will never be ambiguous. ”
The captain said happily, and stuffed another chicken leg into his mouth, his face was very ruddy.
Tang Yi looked at the bulging body of this product, and sighed again in his heart, I don't know how many things can be stuffed in the stomach of this product, it has become like this, and it can still be eaten......
At this time, Tang Yi sighed and said, "Captain, if you don't dislike it, you can consider staying here!"
"Really? Can we really live here?"
The captain tilted his head and said loudly, his eyes radiating golden light, as if his strength had suddenly increased by a level.
Seeing this, Tang Yi immediately snorted and explained: "Of course, there is one more request... And you have to go back and make a report, the cost or something, we will help you deal with it here!"
Hearing this, the captain immediately stood up, slapped his face and shouted: "This is no problem, as for the matter of going back to report, there is no need!"
"Eh, you are a pioneer, why do you have to go back and report it!" Tang Yi said with wide eyes, things didn't seem to go the way he imagined.
At this time, the captain laughed and said: "We are pioneers in our name, but in fact, we are similar to cannon fodder, it doesn't matter if we live or die." ”
"That's... You'd better go back and report it so that you don't get into trouble in the future!"
"If you go back and report, then you can't get out, our finances are in the army, we leave without talking, they leave their belongings, both sides are beneficial, and things are much simpler. ”
The captain sighed with emotion and told the sad things again.
Hearing what he said, Tang Yi reached out and touched Xue'er's sister, and said embarrassedly: "Since this is the case, then I won't say anything, but the big army behind you, what should they do?"
"We should... And then... Actually, I can't tell!"
After listening to this guy's words, the adjutants next to him didn't know what to say, because such a thing had never happened.
At this moment, a faint voice sounded in everyone's ears: "It's up to us to come forward and guide them to leave, or we can redeem you, and we can still get this money!"
When everyone heard this, they all turned their heads curiously, looking at the girl in a black dress in front of them, and several question marks popped up on their heads.
Seeing this, Tang Yi immediately stretched out his hand, instantly tore the girl away, and whispered: "Dai'er, why are you here, didn't you listen to Ling'er, I have important things to deal with now!"
"Oh, this... Ling'er asked me to come over and help!"
Hei Daile squinted her eyes and said, her eyes kept staring in a certain direction. At this time, Tang Yi was shocked, and immediately followed her line of sight, and finally fell on Xue'er.
At this time, Xue'er touched her chin with both hands, and also stared at Hei Dai'er, faintly, Tang Yi seemed to be able to see a trace of electricity.
At this moment, Hei Dai'er's sweet voice and the words just said were still lingering in everyone's ears.
Tang Yi blinked his eyes a few times, and deliberately took Xue'er to the side for a few steps, now he couldn't let them continue to look at each other, otherwise he would definitely cause trouble.
As far as Xue'er is concerned, she is more well-behaved and coaxed. But Hei Dai'er, the princess of the black bear clan, has a bad temper, and will spray people at every turn, and even move her hands and feet.
In the face of this willful girl, Tang Yi really didn't have the confidence to handle things well. In desperation, they could only avoid some and not let the two of them have too much contact.
After a while, Hei Dai'er sat up lazily, looked at everyone calmly, and said coldly: "What do you see, I haven't seen a beautiful woman!"
"This..."Everyone opened their mouths and exclaimed, they didn't expect there to be such a murderous girl here. They trembled when she was so frightened.
Not only that, but Hei Dai'er also exudes a powerful coercion, as if she is thousands of miles away.
Feeling the terrifying aura, everyone didn't want to stay for a second longer, feeling that if they continued, they would be thrown into boiling water and boiled, or hung on a tree and beaten violently......
Seeing that the situation was getting more and more wrong, Tang Yi immediately took action, picked up the little girl, and quickly ran in the direction of Mao Ling'er.
Being held by Tang Yi, Hei Dai'er's face slowly changed, and she had a warm feeling in her heart, as if she had never felt it. But before she could enjoy it any longer, she found herself let go, and the feeling she had just felt disappeared.
Mu Ne turned his head and glanced at Tang Yi with wide eyes.
At this time, Tang Yi ran quickly and disappeared in front of this group of girls.
Now, this group of girls stayed together, blinking their eyes wide, hoping that Tang Yi could stay a little longer, they still had a lot to say.
When the captain saw Tang Yi running over from a group of beautiful women, he immediately beckoned the adjutants to stand up and wanted to say something.
"Actually, there is no everyone... Hey, what should I say!"
As he spoke, Tang Yi walked slowly, his body swaying from side to side. He waved his hand from time to time, as if greeting someone, but his expression was very tangled, changing every second, which was very magical.
Everyone stared at him wide-eyed, not knowing what he wanted to say, and at the same time, they hid their words for the time being, not daring to add trouble. I waited quietly like this, but my heart was so excited that I turned my eyes to look at the beauty without paying attention.
"Oh, by the way, what do you think of them?"
Tang Yi waved his hand and said, the whole person continued to sway, and when he spoke, whether it was his tone or the way he walked, he seemed calm and relaxed, just like an immortal.
"Big beauty?" the captain asked first.
"That's right, they mean, how do you feel? they're little magic apprentices looking for a mate. ”
Tang Yi said, feeling that he was under a lot of pressure, and he was a savior, but he didn't expect to act as a matchmaker now, which was really depressing.
Such a bad thing, just thinking about it feels terrible, I feel that I have lost face, and I have no face to meet other people.
Everyone was silent for a while, and suddenly it broke out, almost startling Tang Yi, and his eyes were about to fall out.
"Why are you so excited?" Tang Yi crooked his mouth and screamed before he came back to his senses from the panic.
"We have been single for decades, and now we encounter such a good thing, can we not be happy?"
"Damn, such a beautiful girl, it's hard to find a lantern!"
"It's worth it, it's worth it, even if you feed me to the goblins!"
“......”
After Tang Yi screamed, the others did not be quiet, but became more excited.
Such a situation was completely unexpected by Tang Yi, and it seemed to be much better than his own arrangement, and he stopped talking and watched from the side.
This group of young men, who are at the age of passion, can do everything that is heartfelt when they see beautiful girls.
Speaking of this matter, Tang Yi observed on the side for a while, and then ran quickly.
Soon, he came to Mao Ling'er's side again, and told the situation of the group of soldiers, the situation was going very smoothly, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, even if it was Tang Yi, he couldn't believe that such a thing would happen.
I instructed them a few times here, let them pay attention to their image, let them show a better posture, and leave a good impression on others, which will be of great benefit to their future lives.
After Tang Yi left, Mao Ling'er immediately asked a cute-looking sister to come out, and appeared in the small pavilion in front of her with a basket.
It's a makeshift stone pavilion that, with the addition of magic, takes shape quickly and is very clean.
Seeing that another beautiful woman had already gone up, Tang Yi immediately clapped his hands, greeted the group of young men loudly, and shouted, "Which of you wants to go over, don't let the girls wait too long!"
"Damn, let the beauty take the lead, I'll go! I'll go..."
A thin warrior was jumping, and he thought about going over immediately, such a beautiful girl, she had to grab it if she smashed her head, and I am afraid that there will be few in the world.
Therefore, there is no need for him to be concerned about his own image and go over first. Although the other party may not be able to see themselves, this is also a rare opportunity.
If you don't look at it, it's someone else's business, and if you don't go, the slim chance won't exist.
"Why should I let you go! Give me a reason!" said the captain lightly, not very worried about this guy.
Because this kid is too thin and small, he throws out such a guy in the first battle, and people think that they have no one, and they will definitely look down on them.
This is similar to a blind date, the first impression is very important, so everyone must be treated as if it were a war, and there can be no sloppiness.
"I... There's no reason to go, I just want to go!" He said that he was under a lot of pressure, and he said what he thought in his heart, without hiding anything.
"I don't have anything to say, it's funny!" the captain waved his hand, motioning for him to step back first, he had a better candidate.
For this goods, it should be put last, so as not to throw it out and be scary.
"Ouch, you just let me go, I promise to complete the task!"
As soon as he saw the unhappy expression of the captain, this guy immediately lay on the ground and said with a serious face, without the slightest joke.
But the captain didn't look at him at all, since he had already made a decision, no matter what he said, he wouldn't let this thing lose face.
At this time, Tang Yi really couldn't stand it anymore, so he flashed and appeared beside the captain, and said lightly: "Although people are not in good shape, they have perseverance and courage!"
"Your Excellency the Great Magician, according to your wishes, what should I do? I'm a rough man, I can't think of any good way!"
The captain said with wide eyes, his expression was very ugly, and he really couldn't think of any way.