"Well, it's not good at both ends, so you can do things in a first-come, first-served order, let them line up, or draw lots. ”

"Uh, that sounds like a lot of trouble, is there no other way?" the captain asked, tilting his head.

"Draw lots, you thousand people, it's really troublesome, or just keep this formation unchanged now, from beginning to end, from left to right, row by row!"

Tang Yi gave them ideas, his eyes were half-squinted, he hadn't done such a large-scale event himself, and he temporarily made do with the method of children's housekeeping.

The captain thought for a while, nodded reluctantly, and said again: "This method is good, but these people are too thin, so it's a shame to go out!"

"It's okay, the beauties don't dislike it, I'll help talk about it later!"

Tang Yi sighed with emotion, hoping that he wouldn't worry too much and save time to get this matter right.

"But... Can they really do it, let's change it, at least let a few stronger people take the lead, and then they won't lose face!"

The captain said again, and the wooden fish couldn't turn his head a little.

At this time, Tang Yi covered his forehead and said in a sweaty voice: "Do you think this blind date is a pig cub to watch the house, which one is strong and which one is popular?"

"Eh, Piglet, Your Excellency the Great Magician, you have a good image! That's what I mean, don't I?"

The captain said loudly, not understanding what Tang Yi meant.

"Forget it, don't worry so much, radish and cabbage have their own loves, and people like thin ones if they want to, you can't tell you clearly, everything pays attention to a fate!"

"Your Excellency, Great Magician, you are all the truth! Admire, it's up to you!"

The captain said happily, since there is a great magician to help speak, naturally things are much better. Although this guy is relatively thin, he is also everyone's comrade-in-arms, and he should be treated equally.

But just now considering such a thing as face, there must be some differences.

After a while, Tang Yi took a few steps forward, gave a few more instructions, and personally led the little soldier over.

At this moment, the little soldier stood in place, looking at the captain with two eyes, hoping that he would be able to say something definite.

At this time, Tang Yi gave the captain a look.

The captain understood, nodded immediately, and said, "Everyone has said it, and I won't stop you, come on! Don't embarrass everyone!"

After hearing his words, the guy immediately jumped away into the distance, as if he was very happy.

Tang Yi sighed with emotion, and went to Mao Ling'er's side first. So he squinted his eyes, glanced at the little warrior, stared at his back and sighed a few times.

"It's not easy to be a man, it's even harder to be a good man!"

Tang Yi muttered a few times beside Mao Ling'er, asking them to lower their requirements as well, not to be too strict.

In this regard, before Tang Yi could finish speaking, the girls cheered. This is completely different from Tang Yi's imagination, they don't have any requirements at all, it's completely because he thinks too much.

After being speechless for a while, Tang Yi slipped back into the group of soldiers, and the shadow area in his heart was not ordinarily huge.

Looking at the scene in front of them, everyone was stunned and didn't know what to do.

The captain was even more demented, dazed, and depressed, never expecting that things would go so smoothly.

"That skinny monkey and that girl hold hands successfully! I'll go..."

Everyone was in an uproar again, and the scene was almost uncontrollable. Tang Yi turned his head and looked at it a few times, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, pretending that he didn't know anything.

Suddenly, a beautiful figure flashed in front of them, with a long skirt fluttering, almost blinding their eyes.

The girl was slender and delicate, in her twenties, with big eyes, a high nose, thin lips, and an extremely sweet appearance, like a gorgeous rose.

Such a big beauty, they have lived for decades, and it is the first time they have seen it, and their hearts almost pop out, and their eyes are straight. I can't understand why a big beauty like this would come on a blind date.

"Oh, my Mamma Mia!" he couldn't help but scream.

Generally speaking, such a big beauty, there must be tens of thousands of suitors, and it is impossible to fall in love with their group of down-and-out soldiers.

"Uh, you..."

After hearing the voice, the beautiful woman responded with a smile and immediately stopped.

"I.... You're so beautiful!" the captain opened his mouth and sighed, his eyes almost falling out.

However, the other party did not dislike it, let alone dodge, the huge chest kept shaking, and everyone's heads also shook, and they all felt fluttering.

After chatting with this girl for a few words, the captain was overjoyed, and he wanted to go over and hug him and fulfill his heart's desire. But such a big beauty, as if there was some aura in the sky, made him unable to do it.

As soon as the evil thoughts arise, his heart is tormented, and he finds himself a passive party, and the initiative is completely in the hands of the beautiful woman.

This girl is sweet-looking, soft-spoken when she speaks, she looks gentle like water, with a goddess flavor, and she is the dream lover of all men. Imagine that such a big beauty, the suitors behind her can hold hands and circle around this city several times.

The big beauty took the initiative to send it to the door, with a smile on her face all the time, and her big eyes kept looking at the captain, and the atmosphere was a little surprising.

Tang Yi couldn't help but peek a few times, I have to say, this beauty was born beautiful, she has been in the demon royal clan for so long, and she didn't see this big beauty.

There was a panic in his heart, but thinking that this big beauty was also the incarnation of a fox, the excitement in Tang Yi's heart immediately diminished a lot.

Sure enough, foxes are sensitive to this aspect of things and have a talent for deception, which is unmatched by other races.

Looking at the others in a blink of an eye, at this moment, everyone looked like a nymphomaniac, and everyone wanted to take this beautiful woman for themselves, and then raise it at home.

Before he knew it, the captain was stunned again, and his beak grew wide, like a bird waiting to be fed. Saliva or something, spilling out of the corners of the mouth, falling like a waterfall.

At this time, the beauty snorted coquettishly, took out a handkerchief, and helped the thing wipe off the saliva.

Feeling the fragrance of the big beauty, the captain's body swayed involuntarily, and his two big hands covered with sweat and hair kept shaking, but he didn't touch other people's delicate bodies, which can be regarded as retaining his last face.

At this time, Tang Yi really couldn't stand it, everyone else and girls were so active, but the captain was still holding on, holding on to his own face.

Such a big beauty, especially the huge one on the chest, it is difficult to find it with a lantern, this product is still entangled, if people suddenly change the target, it will be enough for him to regret it for a few lifetimes.

If Tang Yi hadn't known that this beauty was also a fox incarnation, maybe he would have picked up a gun and gone into battle. The pair of beauties alone is enough for him to play for ten years, and with those two huge peaches, it will not be a problem to play for ten lifetimes......

Thinking about it, Tang Yi pinched himself hard, quickly went up, and pushed the captain forward, and the two finally hugged each other.

In this way, both of them showed their attitude and resolutely held hands to succeed. Suddenly, the others let out a burst of wails.

A scumbag like the captain can actually be taken by a beautiful woman, and he really responds to this sentence - good cabbage makes the pig arch.

But this kind of radish and green vegetables have their own favorite things, and everyone can't say anything, now the beauties have the initiative, and the young men are the little fresh meat in the market, let them choose.

At this time, Tang Yi slowly moved to the captain's side and whispered: "Such a white and tender beauty, are you embarrassed to have a beard?

As soon as he heard that he wanted to get rid of his beard, the captain was stunned, and immediately said: "This, I still have to ask people, you can't get rid of it at will, maybe people just like my beard!"

After saying that, he touched his beard vigorously, and a smug smile appeared on his face.

Suddenly, Tang Yi was speechless for a while, this product obviously likes to grow a beard, and he insists on linking this with the hobby of big beauties. No girl in his mind would like a beard......

However, at this moment, the big beauty reached out and pulled the captain's beard, and said happily: "This beard is so beautiful, I want it so much!"

Hearing this, both of them were stunned. Especially Tang Yi, he never thought that this big beauty would like a beard.

Thinking about it, these are all demon girls, their interests are curious, and they can't be figured out by a casual guess with his head.

After the captain heard the praise of the beauty, his beard almost fluttered, and the fighting spirit gathered around, and the beard danced automatically, which was very exaggerated.

After a while, he touched his chin, glanced at the beauty, and said stupidly: "My beard is beautiful, big beauty, you are even more beautiful!"

"Hehehe, yes? It looks like we're a natural pair!" the big beauty said, covering her mouth, and moved closer to him a distance. The softness of the body, constantly rubbing on people's arms, made the captain's face red, and the whole person almost smoked and caught fire, and the situation was even more terrifying than imagined.

Seeing him like this, the big beauty turned her face away and asked, "You are so shy when you see a girl, you are so old, won't it be the first time you have contact with a girl!"

"What? Big beauty, how do you know!"

The captain crooked his mouth and exclaimed with a look of surprise, as if his secret had been revealed.

When the beauty heard this, her willow eyebrows tightened slightly, pointed in front of her, lowered her voice, and asked very gently: "Huzi, your condition is exactly the same as what is said in the book, it is easy to see!"

"What book?" the captain asked again.

"O book left by Lord Savior, let's... Learn more about the human race of the empire, and use this to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys, it's obvious that Brother Beard, you are a good person!"

After the big beauty finished speaking, she immediately buried her head in the arms of the bearded woman, with a smile on her face, and she looked very happy.

But within a few seconds, the big beauty suddenly pulled her head out, and said with tears in her eyes: "Lord Savior is right, you men really stink, I choked on tears!"

"Hah, Lord Savior, what the hell is sacred, this is all written for you! I just haven't taken a shower for a month, so it doesn't stink so much!"

The captain said in a panic, and only hugged this beautiful girl with both hands, for fear that she would dislike herself and leave suddenly.

Then, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he immediately added: "We soldiers are all the same, I am still clean, I take a bath once a month, and some of them don't wash once a year!"

Suddenly, she leaned over her face, and the scent made the captain dizzy.

Seeing him like this, the big beauty frowned and asked in a low voice, "Brother Beard, you didn't fool me?"

At first, he was very happy, but when he thought about something, he felt very embarrassed. Such a great beauty, I am afraid that I will not be blessed.

I couldn't figure it out for a while, looked at the adjutant next to me, smiled bitterly, and asked softly: "Big beauty, we are penniless, where do you fancy me?"

After listening to his words, the beauty's eyes closed involuntarily, her little face was red, and she said in a panic: "Didn't you say it just now? I fell in love with your beard, it's as simple as that!"

"Eh, you like my beard, everyone dislikes it, just a beautiful woman... Your vision is so unique!"

The captain expressed the doubts in his heart, but he didn't expect this big beauty to really fall in love with his beard.

At this time, the big beauty didn't know how to answer, but the more she thought about it, the more embarrassed she became, and her little face involuntarily turned red, feeling like a little sister next door.

After a while, the beautiful woman peeked at him a few times, smiled bitterly, and nodded lightly, looking very sweet and cute.

Seeing that the big beauty was so shy, the captain hurriedly explained: "I didn't suspect anything about you, I just wanted to confirm it, I think I am a scumbag, I really don't deserve you!"

Hearing this, the beautiful woman rolled her eyes, pointed to the group of sisters who stretched out her hand and said, "Brother Beard, you are so strong, the sisters like it, do you want to introduce a few more to you?"

"Well, forget it... I just need you alone, I don't have any energy or money to support!"

"Hehehe, Brother Beard is really good at joking! How can we let you raise it, we have everything to eat and drink, as long as you treat us sincerely!"

The big beauty said softly, her expression was like water, and she looked pitiful.

"Of course, we live here to keep you safe!"

The bearded captain patted his chest and said indignantly, his eyes radiated the light of justice, and the girl in his arms was almost stupid by his sudden initiative.

Living in this world, there are many things that are involuntary, and sometimes you really have to have such a mind as being obedient.

Then, the captain let go of the beauty in his arms, stood up, and shook it vigorously. Since the smell of his body makes the beauty feel uncomfortable, then he has to find a place to take a bath.

But he was not familiar with this place, so he had to turn to the great magician - Tang Yi for help.

I saw this guy with a big belly, like a pregnant woman, swaying over.

Tang Yi touched his hair and smiled disdainfully, feeling so good.

The captain ate so much that he shook his stomach as if it was full of water, and he wanted to prick it with a needle to see if it could come out.

Then the two greeted each other, Tang Yi didn't embarrass him, he happily showed him the way, and asked the tailor shop to get them a few clothes.

These clothes are all left over from previous humans, and even after a few years, they are still intact and as good as new.

I have to sigh again about the mystery and magic of magic, and I really can't find fault with the piece of preserving things.

Next, Tang Yi continued to maintain order here, and now that the captain went to take a bath, the young men became even more excited, and they all wanted to find a big beauty as soon as possible, and then stay and fly.

Now there are thousands of people, and I feel that not everyone can find a daughter-in-law. Moreover, if they are all picked out, they are even more boring.

As everyone knows, they are now completely in a passive state, what the big beauties want, then how to recruit, whether they look down on it or not, it seems to have nothing to do with this group of young men.

Of course, even if you are in a passive state, you also need to express yourself and let your light shine as much as possible to attract the attention of beautiful women.

Looking at this group of excited guys, all of them jumping like monkeys, Tang Yi felt a lot of emotions in his heart, it is said that among the hundred ways to die of human beings, the highest mortality rate is to think too much, and he has to control his emotions.

Tang Yi said a lot on the side, but these guys looked so stupid that they couldn't understand anything.

He could only shake his head helplessly, keep smiling, and try to relax himself. You have to keep a clear head, otherwise the scene will be uncontrollable.

These young men, when they saw women, were like crazy monkeys, they couldn't listen to any of their compatriots at all, so they thought about going back with a big beauty.

Suddenly, Tang Yi shouted loudly: "You all give me peace, otherwise I will terminate this friendship blind date now in the name of the Magician Association!"

As soon as they heard that the event would be terminated, both men and women panicked. The girl's side was fine, the reaction was not very strong.

As for the young men, they all sat on the ground as if they had lost their souls, unable to raise any spirits. You know, the Magician Association, that is an extremely terrifying existence, even the Sage Empire, that has to be polite to three points.

The Great Mages are the guardians of war and the capital against the demons. Only the magic they have learned can confront the demons head-on.

It is relatively simple to cultivate the fighting spirit, but after entering the berserker level, it is difficult to move forward, it is more difficult than ascending to the sky, and it is impossible to give full play to the full strength of the warrior, so it relies on the tactics of the sea of people to fight with the demon clan a few times.