Chapter Sixty-Eight: Bad Defence Against the Dark Arts Lesson

Looking at Gilderoy Lockhart's appearance, Zhang Feng suddenly felt that the performance of this male version of the vase professor in their defense of the dark arts class in the afternoon was really a bit worth looking forward to.

Sure enough, when they followed Lockhart into the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom, they were pleasantly surprised by the dΓ©cor: the strong Albanian style used by the possessed Professor Quirrell last year had been replaced by the pompous gold and red decorations. On all the walls of the classroom, where a photograph could be hung is a large photograph of Gilderoy Lockhart himself, which is at least four feet tall, and the largest one on the wall facing the door of the classroom is a full-length photograph of him. Lockhart is a smiling expression in all the photographs, revealing six bright white teeth, but the expression on each painting is not the same. Sure enough, he is a five-time winner of the Wizarding Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award.

Looking at these photos, most of the girls were directly fans of this vase uncle, but for most boys, seeing his smile couldn't help but want to punch those few white teeth.

"I see that you have obtained all of my writings, and I think you must have gained a lot of knowledge of Defence Against the Dark Arts from my writings. In order to understand the level of mastery of this knowledge, let's take a quiz today. Give you thirty minutes. β€œ

Zhang Feng received the test paper and glanced at it, at this time his heart was broken: 1.What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?2.What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?3.What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement so far?And so on, a whole three-sided paper, and the last question is: 54.What is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?What is his ideal birthday present?

"Mmp, what are these? I don't care what colors you like? I don't care what your ambitions are?

This part of the class has simply made the students who are still sane have lost the strong anticipation they had when they first came in. It's like Hermione has already complained to Zhang Qiu: "Qiu, although this guy's book is well written, this kind of narcissistic character of the second middle school is simply too unpleasant." I think when I read his book and think of his idiot-like smile, I'll dance a play. ”

"That is, I have serious doubts that the plot in his book is his own experience. ”

Of course, there are also students who seem to be Lockhart's brainless fans and answer all the questions correctly. And this child is still a boy, and he is really a rotten country!

It took Zhang Feng 1 minute to answer all 54 questions, and he felt that Lockhart would be by his answers. But until Lockhart finished correcting the last paper, the expression on his face did not change.

Sure enough, Lockhart is definitely not just a vase man, and a vase man will never have such a deep city. It seems that he should not be willing to be a professor at Hogwarts, a course cursed by the Dark Lord.

Sure enough, the second half of the lesson was Lockhart's time to perform the rice bucket.

"Now, I'm going to teach you how to defend yourself against the most evil the wizarding world has ever known! ”

He took out a large cage from under the pulpit, and a hood was placed over it. It was clear that there was quite a bit of live stuff in this cage, and they hit the cage so badly that it staggered on the table.

"Now please don't scream, they are very easily provoked. β€œ

When he lifted the cover, all the students were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Lockhart still didn't realize it, "Isn't it a surprise, Cornwall elf, we have to deal with this annoying little saboteur today." Now I'm going to show you how. β€œ

With that, he opened the door of the cage, and the elves rushed out at once. They wreaked havoc in the classroom, and if it weren't for Zhang Feng, the two elves would have hung Neville's ears on the chandelier on the roof.

Lockhart rolled up his sleeves at this time, waved his wand and shouted, "Peschipixipestnomy." Then, a burst of fireworks erupted from his wand head, and... There is no then. The elves seemed to be alarmed by the fireworks, snatched his wand from his hand, and threw it out of the window. Seeing how he behaved, he gasped and got under the podium.

Seeing all this, Zhang Feng could only shrug his shoulders at Zhang Qiu and Hermione, take out his wand, and then constantly threw out the freezing spell or levitation spell to send these elves back to the cage.

When the last elf returned to its cage, Lockhart finally crawled out from under the lecture and said, "Boys, Mr. Feng Chang, Miss Cho Chang and Miss Hermione Granger did a good job, Ravenclaw plus 150 points, that's all for today's lesson, I hope you can learn how to deal with Cornwall elves." Class!"