Chapter 22: The Immortal Weapon Appears
Zhou Yu stared at Zhuge Liang's eyes from the side, and found that his eyes did not flicker, not like he was lying, and he was shocked!
Could it be that Liu Bei really had such a powerful person on his side? Then why was Liu Bei's army still beaten by Cao Cao and retreated? Zhou Yu frowned, which made him look a lot more heroic.
"Mr. Zhuge , tell me, who is this person you can't compare to? Why haven't we heard of it before?" Sun Quan asked this question for Zhou Yu.
I saw Zhuge Liang slowly blink, turned around slightly, and bowed his hand slightly in the face of the salted fish who was staring at the bull's eye and was still in a daze, and said respectfully: "It's Mr. Yan." โ
Nima Ya Nima Ya......
Salted fish's heart seemed to have 108,000 *** running in a neat phalanx, he looked at Zhuge Liang with dull eyes, how could he not imagine that this guy would sell him so easily, one second he was still stupidly looking at Zhuge Liang's tongue battle group Confucianism, but he didn't expect that the next second he would become a shield for him!
The more low-key you are, the better, otherwise it won't end well!
Although Xianyu was very angry in his heart, in order to cooperate with Zhuge Liang, he still shook his head and stood up, and took the lead in speaking before the doubts of the people around him came out: "Mr. Zhuge , I want a low-key life. โ
Zhuge Liang didn't know if he didn't understand, so he actually bowed down and said: "Mr. Yan is polite, if you come a few days earlier, how can the hundreds of thousands of Cao troops still spy on the land of Eastern Wu." โ
Heh! This cowhide is blown big enough, if this lie can't be realized, then it's really over! What is this Zhuge Liang's mind?
The moment the salted fish got up, his brain was already running rapidly, and he wanted to complete this lie in an acceptable situation without irritating these people in the main hall.
"Mr. Yan?" Sun Quan and Zhou Yu couldn't help but glance at each other, and they both saw the deep doubt in each other's eyes.
"He, Mr. Yan, is a god man who came from Kunlun Mountain and wanted to defeat Cao's army! Before, I said that if I didn't send a single soldier and a general, I could assist Dongwu in defeating Cao's army, and this confidence came from this. After Zhuge Liang saw the expression on the face of the salted fish, he was even more sure of the thoughts in his heart, firstly, to try the depth of this Mr. Yan, and secondly, to bluff the ministers of Eastern Wu.
The corner of Salted Fish's eyes twitched, he couldn't imagine that he was actually used as a gun.
"From Shenshan Kunlun?" Zhou Yu's eyes suddenly widened when he looked at the salted fish, and there was a "buzzing" discussion around him, but he was obviously much more restrained than the first time.
Zhou Yu is not a person who is easily bluffed, he quickly returned to normal after a short period of surprise, but his brows furrowed even more.
He walked up to the salted fish in three or two steps and said sharply: "Although you are dressed strangely, how can you prove that you are a god who came down from the Divine Mountain Kunlun? You must know that if you dare to fool the people here, I guarantee that you will die completely, and I will hang your head on the city gate to tell the world that this is the end of pretending to be a god and a ghost!"
If it was the salted fish before, it was likely that he was already farting at this time, but now the salted fish is the minister of the relevant departments of the dignified space-time system, although he has no soldiers and no real power, but he is the management department, plus he can't die now, afraid of an egg? If Zhou Yu said that it would be better to let him live than to die, then he might still tremble twice.
At this time, with Zhou Yu's questioning, the bold ministers around him began to echo, and the words of several people were very ugly, with the charm of scolding street shrews.
Zhuge Liang looked at the salted fish with a smile on the surface, but his heart was also up and down. He thought to himself, what if this Mr. Yan couldn't show any ability to deter everyone?
In the condemnation of the Eastern Wu ministers and Zhuge Liang's worries, Salted Yu slowly took out something from his pocket, held it in front of Zhou Yu and said indifferently: "Zhou Gongjin, do you know what this is?"
I saw that the thing that the salted fish took out was boxy, one side was as smooth as a mirror, and Zhou Yu could even see his face clearly from above, which was clearer than the bronze mirror.
This is the "Da Nao Ji 830" mobile phone of Salted Fish.
But the people present didn't know, and they were whispering about what it was.
Zhou Yu looked at his own appearance reflected in the black mirror, sneered, and said, "Isn't this just a piece of polished black crystal or something, this kind of thing is ...... in Wu Hou's bedroom."
Zhou Yu's eyes, who were talking, suddenly widened, and his eyes looked at Salted Fish's mobile phone motionlessly, and he was horrified!
It turned out that the salted fish pressed the button to wake up the screen, and as soon as the screen lit up, a bewitching woman dressed in wisps appeared on the screen, the charming/seductive eyes and salivating red lips made Zhou Yu's nostrils expand violently, and the inhalation was thick.
In order to ensure that his little Ding Ding returns to normal as soon as possible, Salted Fish made a lock screen picture with this very tempting dynamic picture, if he has a physiological reaction after seeing this picture one day, it means that his little Ding Ding has recovered his ability. I didn't want this thing to be exposed to Zhou Yu at this time, and when the salted fish remembered it, Zhou Yu was already panting like a cow as if he had taken an aphrodisiac, and he couldn't tell whether he was angry or angry.
How could ancient people withstand this kind of temptation/temptation, even if Zhou Yu had a wife who was as beautiful as a flower, he couldn't bear this kind of stimulation.
"This ...... This is...... You actually drew a picture of the Spring Palace in the dark crystal...... Hey, it's lit up?"
Zhou Yu had just reprimanded the salted fish two, and suddenly realized the problem, he rubbed his eyes, and looked at the things in the salted fish's hand again, but he didn't expect the picture at this time to be changed to another one...... The other one is even hotter!
Poofโโ! Zhou Yu suddenly heard a muffled snort behind him, he quickly turned his head, and saw that it was Sun Quan, who was twenty-eight years old, covering his mouth and nose with his hands and pinning his head to the side, and the sound was made by him.
"Lord, what are you!?" Zhou Yu asked urgently.
Sun Quan's body stiffened, slowly turned his head, put down his hand, and said with a straight face: "There was a burst of blood and qi just now, and it won't get in the way......"
Blood surges......
Zhou Yu and the ministers of Eastern Wu were silent, looking at Sun Quan in a daze, and even Zhuge Liang was half-open and looked dazed.
"Why are you looking at me like this?" Sun Quan felt a little creepy about being focused, and couldn't help but ask loudly, but he suddenly stopped in the middle ......of speaking, because there was blood on his raised hand!
Sun Quan is too discouraged, right? If you look at this kind of picture, you will have a nosebleed, so you must not bleed too much to die when you show him an island country? If you put down a king in this way, will the time and space nodes be even more chaotic?