"Bold! You actually dare to use such an unpopular thing to charm Wu Hou, come on! Drag him out and cut him down!"

Zhou Yu, who came back to his senses, waved his hand, and two soldiers came out of the door and ran towards the salted fish.

The scene that happened in front of them made everyone a little confused. Because the salted fish was facing away from everyone, only Sun Quan and Zhou Yu saw the screensaver, and even Zhuge Liang, who was standing on the side of the salted fish, didn't see what was on the things that the salted fish took out.

At this time, Zhou Yu is trying to tie up this "Mr. Yan", so what happened just now?

"Slow!" Salted fish snorted coldly, trying to suppress his fear, pretending to be a master of the world, and the two soldiers who rushed up were at a loss for what to do, and finally turned their inquiring eyes to Zhou Yu.

"What else do you have to say, I'll dismantle you after that!" Zhou Yu glared at the salted fish viciously, trying not to let himself go to see the embarrassed Sun Quan.

Salty Yu took the phone back to his chest, pressed his fingers a few times, the safety lock was unlocked, and the photos of those charming beings disappeared, he gestured at Zhou Yu again, and said: "This is my immortal weapon!"

Zhou Yu squinted and saw that those "fairy"-like characters disappeared on the black crystal, and there was actually some loss in his heart, after he took a deep breath, he carefully stood between Sun Quan and Salted Fish, and asked again: "How to prove that this is an immortal weapon?"

Xianyu laughed twice, and teased: "Zhou Taishou, right? What a big official! You first asked me to prove my identity, and now you let me prove my immortal weapon, what do you want me to do, can you give me a happy word?"

Zhou Yu's eyes widened: "If you can prove that this is your immortal weapon, then you can naturally prove your identity!

As if he was afraid that the salted fish would assassinate Sun Quan, Zhou Yu waved his hand, and a group of soldiers immediately surrounded Sun Quan, and the water in the enclosure was impassable, and flies couldn't fly in, so he looked at the salted fish vigilantly, as if the mobile phone in his hand was a hidden weapon.

Proof How to prove that you smashed a walnut with a mobile phone? No, this mobile phone is estimated to be broken as soon as it is smashed. What about giving the old fairy a call? No, that would be a waste of space-time coins...... So be it!

Thinking of this, Salty Fish swiped his fingers on the screen, and an exciting tune suddenly sounded in the hall, and just as everyone was thinking about what instrument could play this kind of tune, a man's rough voice sounded-

"The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Beidou Wow! Hey......, hey, hey, He

The time is not long, not short, after the song is sung, the hall is quiet as if they are all dead, but everyone's face is slightly red, at first glance it is excited, I didn't expect that just a "good man's song" made the blood of the people present boil.

At this time, Zhou Yu, who was proficient in music and rhythm, raised his head violently, and looked at the salted fish with burning eyes, like a strong/rapist who had been released from prison saw a sow, but before he could ask eagerly, suddenly another voice sounded again-

"......Ahh

As soon as the Divine Comedy "Worried" came out, it had just been played for more than half a minute, and suddenly there was the sound of cups and bowls falling to the ground in the quiet hall, and everyone looked at it, only to see a gray-haired civil official holding his heart with his hands, his eyes wide, and he wanted to say anything but couldn't say it, as if he was going to die.

Seeing this, the salted fish immediately turned off the music, and the old man covered his heart with his hand and exhaled deeply before gradually returning to normal, but the person was normal, but the eyes of the salted fish were a little afraid.

At the same time, the rest of the old men also exhaled deeply, because the "magic sound" just now made their hearts seem to beat with it, which really scared them, if it wasn't for someone who fell first, then the person who fell must be them.

"This ...... Mr. Yan, right, what the hell is this thing in your hand!?" Zhou Yu looked at Salted Fish's mobile phone eagerly, and he couldn't wait to grab it immediately, but because he didn't know the depth of this Mr. Yan and the use of the baby, he tried his best to control his desires.

But the salted fish didn't have enough fun, he had to conquer the people present, and the less chaos there was before he repatriated Zhuge Liang, the better! So he didn't speak, and silently pressed the button on the person who was the most clamoring before-

Click! The bright light flashed, and many people hurriedly dodged and closed their eyes as if they had met thunder, but Zhou Yu was startled and saw the strange black crystal reflected on the face from behind the salted fish...... It's the guy the salted fish was facing just now!

Salted fish took the mobile phone in front of him, lightly clicked, ignored the noisy sounds around him, and read aloud:

"He is forty-three this year, he lost his mother when he was a child, grew up with his father, he likes to be with women since he was a child, and he has a wife and four concubines, and he is lustful and extravagant......"

After reading it, Xianyu slapped another powerful person who shouted again: "This is only thirty-two years old, born in the family of the eunuch, and is especially good at gambling......

Click! Salted fish slapped another person, and after the shooting, all the people who were read turned pale and trembled, feeling incredible and accusing the salted fish of spewing blood.

"My lord, this son is a wolf, we must not be fooled! In my opinion, he must be executed immediately!" The one who heard that his gambling was exposed, and hurriedly knelt down and asked Sun Quan to be the master, and the other people who were read it also immediately chimed up, with the meaning of killing the salted fish first and then hurrying.

"Oh, did you say I was reading it wrong? That's good...... Who is Sun Mao? It's you, it's him, did he lose the concubine to you the year before last? Who is Gongsun Er? You? Does he still owe you twenty taels of gold!?"

The person who won the concubine didn't dare to say anything, but the one who was owed money immediately stood up and said, "Old Wang, since Wu Hou knows everything, you can quickly return the money to me......"

The hall suddenly became the same as the vegetable market, and this result made Salted Fish quite complacent, thinking that this space-time database was good, no matter who it was, as long as there was a little, all the information could be pulled out.

"Shut up for me!" Sun Quan was furious, he didn't expect that the group of people under him would actually start to make internal bars, so he couldn't help but shout loudly.

As soon as his words came out, the hall suddenly fell silent.

After this trouble, Sun Quan and Zhou Yu exchanged glances, and they both saw the horror in each other's eyes, and finally Zhou Yu coughed dryly, and said to the salted fish: "Mr. Yan, please put away your immortal weapon, please show us what other skills you have." ”