Chapter Thirty-Eight: Dude, Your Knife
Zhuge Liang, who was originally frowning, listened to it more and more wrongly, and when the last few words came, he opened his eyes violently, ignored the flashing lights that were more dazzling than torches, stared at the position of the salted fish, and exclaimed: "Yan... Who the hell are you!?"
Salted fish grinned, and pressed his finger to the "repatriation" button: "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is to send you back..."
Zhuge Liang was suddenly stunned, and his figure seemed to be still.
"That's it!" Looking at Zhuge Liang, who was motionless, Salty Fish turned off the flashlight, thinking about how to deal with the aftermath, but who knew that Zhuge Liang suddenly moved at this time.
He opened his eyes, blinked, and after adjusting to the light of the torches, his eyes looked directly at the salted fish, and his lips moved without making a sound.
Salted fish stretched out his fingers and made a shushing gesture, his mind spun rapidly, he didn't expect Zhuge Liang to wake up in such a short time, and he was still trying to explain to Zhuge Liang in this life where this was and who he was.
"Mr. Zhuge , do you know who I am?"
Zhuge Liang stared at the salted fish and shook his head silently.
Hahaha, I have finally completed this troublesome task! This is called lying on the salary and tasting the gall! I am a genius! The salted fish was happy in his heart, and he looked at the ignorant Zhuge Liang and said:
"It doesn't matter who I am, you just need to know that you are now using the east wind to burn Cao Cao's witty military division, it doesn't matter who I am. ”
Zhuge Liang's lips moved, and it took a long time before he said the next sentence: "Who are you? Is that dream I had real?"
"Don't worry about me, what are you dreaming!?" Salted fish suddenly felt as if something was wrong, he quickly picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, after the mobile phone screen lit up, it was still in the repatriation interface, he blinked and looked hard, it was really still on the original screen!
The repatriation was unsuccessful!?Salted fish hurriedly clicked the "repatriation button" a few more times, but found that there was no response!
Is the phone broken?stuck?or...
Thinking of this, Salted Fish raised his head and re-examined the magic circle on Zhuge Liang's forehead, and his heart suddenly fell into the ice cellar!
"Guess who I am..."
When Salty Yu said this sentence slowly, his mind was all on the magic circle on Zhuge Liang's forehead.
I saw that there was a gesture in the red circle pasted on Zhuge Liang's forehead that actually bent down, as if the tape had not been attached and hung down.
Zhuge Liang stared at the salted fish, and his eyes gradually narrowed: "Mr. Yan, I think you owe me an explanation." ”
As he spoke, he reached out and touched the ghost drawing talisman on his face, frowned and said, "At the beginning, I felt that these runes you drew were a little familiar, but I didn't expect it just now, but now I finally remember, these are the patterns you drew on my face when we were drinking that day, right?"
Salted fish was shocked when he heard this, and he was glad that Zhuge Liang didn't rub the runes off his face.
You have to put that point back on, or you'll have to wipe your neck and start over!
Salty swallowed his saliva, took his eyes off Zhuge Liang's forehead, and then pretended to be careless and said: "Mr. Zhuge , this is all a misunderstanding, you think too much, my spell to summon thunder and lightning is this, hurry up and close your eyes, otherwise you will make a mistake!"
Looking at the salted fish's sudden nervousness, Zhuge Liang sneered and laughed: "Mr. Yan, although I don't know what happened and I don't know who you are, but if I guessed correctly, I should be a human being in two lives now, right? Don't you think your means of covering up are a little inferior?"
Could it be that he has been suspicious all the time? Salted fish's eyes shrank, he blinked slowly, sighed, and said, "If I can't hide it from you, then I'll tell you the truth... In fact, I am really an immortal, your soul after death did not return to reincarnation, but attached to the current you, which is not only against the way of heaven, but also bad for you now, so I have to send you back and give you back a current you. ”
Zhuge Liang's brows furrowed into Sichuan characters after hearing this, and slowly, his eyes became confused: "What... Is it true? I'm dead... Shu Kingdom has really fallen into such a state... That's not a dream... This..."
Just when Zhuge Liang was still muttering to himself, the salted fish slapped his forehead, and his heart was already flooded.
He actually deceived himself!? Salted fish's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but curse in his heart, he actually fell for Zhuge Liang's plan so easily! This is good, Zhuge Liang deceived everything!
I want to move it with affection and know it with reason! Salted fish silently clenched his fist in his heart, he looked up at Zhuge Liang, reached out and picked up a feather fan from the altar and fanned Zhuge Liang, pretending to be sorry and said:
"Mr. Zhuge , please stabilize your emotions, calm down, calm down, things are not as bad as you think... What about people... If you want to settle your destiny, maybe you will still be the founding father in the next life? Everything in this life doesn't mean anything, so why should you be so persistent? As the saying goes..."
Zhuge Liang stretched out his hand and interrupted the salted fish's words: "How do you want me to calm down?"
His eyes staring at the salted fish suddenly gave a sharp gaze:
"If you know that the dream you have worked hard for decades has come to naught, and the country you have worked so hard to assist has come to an end, can you still calm down?"
Salted fish looked at Zhuge Liang, who was gradually getting excited, and opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say, in terms of wisdom, he was thrown by Zhuge Liang for several streets, and it is estimated that the current Zhuge Liang can't listen to anything at all, so Xianyu simply gritted his teeth and said:
"This is your life, you did your best, why blame yourself so much, come with me, end this chaos as soon as possible!"
Zhuge Liang suddenly laughed after hearing this, the laughter became louder and louder, and finally turned into a laugh in the sky, and tears came out of his eyes!
"I blame myself? Hahaha! I regret it! If it weren't for you, I would definitely let Cao Cao and Sun Quan lose both today! The world will still be ours in the end! Since God has given me a chance to start over, then... I refuse to go with you! I want to change history! I want to change my destiny!"
Saying that, Zhuge Liang took a step back, slowly reached out and touched the rune on his face, stared at the salted fish with his eyes and said:
"If I'm not mistaken... Is it that as long as I rub these things on my face, you can't take me away?"
is worthy of Zhuge Liang, when his heart is up and down, he can still remember this key place, salted fish sighed silently, and said: "You are right, but I have other methods..."
As he spoke, Salted Fish took out a dagger from his bosom and expertly put it on his neck.
"Even if you erase those runes, I have a hundred ways to turn time back in time, and it's a big deal to start all over again!"
The hundred ways that Salted Fish said were of course a hundred ways to die, and the dagger in his arms was prepared to deal with such an emergency.
"It's a big deal to wipe your ass with straw paper for more than ten days! Will always go back!"