Chapter 37: Walk You

Zhuge Liang was like putting on a mask for the first time, he didn't dare to move his face, and only when the salted fish's hands left his face did he carefully open his mouth and said, "Mr. Yan, this affects my actions very much..."

Salted fish made a stop gesture, pressed his hands on Zhuge Liang's face, and then tore off the mask with his hands, but the red paint like ghost paintings was all on his face, and only a piece of silk remained.

Zhuge Liang looked at the coarse cloth on the salted fish's hand, and felt his face carefully, he seemed to know something, and hurriedly touched his face with his hand.

Xianyu hurriedly grabbed his hand and said solemnly: "Mr. Zhuge , don't touch the things on your face, if you move, my thunder and lightning won't be summoned!"

"That's... This..."Zhuge Liang tried to frown, but found that there was nothing abnormal, so he sighed and accepted the reality.

At this time, a figure in a robe walked in the distance, and his steps seemed to be a little hesitant, but finally he came to the altar under the gaze of the two, and this person was Chunming who went to change clothes.

"My little girl, why did you come here with your clothes on, and the legal clothes I gave you?"

Hearing this, Chunming slowly lifted the clothes on her body with her hands embarrassed, and her face was as red as a monkey's buttocks.

The eyes of Salted Fish and Zhuge Liang were instantly attracted by the pair of exposed thighs.

"Very white, very tender!"

"Huh, you..." Chunming gasped, and his hands draped his clothes over his body again, covering the two big white legs tightly.

Zhuge Liang's old face flushed, and he looked up at Tiandao: "Well, the weather is good today, it is estimated that there is no rain!"

Salted fish laughed, ignored Zhuge Liang, walked over and grabbed Chunming and pulled her over, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect our little Chunming to be so shy, do you know how much praise is contained in Mr. Zhuge 's gaze? Come on, one yard is one yard, don't delay the time of immortal arts." ”

After speaking, Salted Fish showed the appearance of a decent gentleman, and her demeanor and words instantly removed Chunming's defenses, and the robe she put on her body slowly slipped to the ground.

Big chest, thin waist, white legs! Salted fish didn't expect Chunming, who had been with him for so long day and night, to have such a good figure in a maid outfit, so he hurriedly wiped a handful of saliva secretly.

"Well, the weather is really nice!"

Zhuge Liang coughed dryly and turned around, hiding his embarrassment with his back to Chunming and Salted Fish.

Just as the salted fish was about to tease Zhuge Liang, there was a sudden sound of horses' hooves in the distance.

Salted fish turned his head to see that a Wu soldier with a small flag on his back was jumping off the horse and running quickly, and when he ran to the three of them, he suddenly knelt on the ground and said loudly: "Immortal Master, Mr. Zhuge , my family is asking when the practice will start, and what preparations are needed!"

It turned out that Zhou Yu was not at ease, so he sent someone to check, and Xianyu glanced at Zhuge Liang, and saw a similar meaning in his eyes.

"Tell Zhou Dudu that you disturb the practice, otherwise the wind will rise in the next moment! This delay will be at least half an hour, so let him not send people over!"

The herald's gaze swept over Zhuge Liang and Xianyu at this time, and finally landed on Chunming's body, his gaze became glazed, and it was not until Xianyu said it again that he was embarrassed to withdraw his gaze and leave.

"Let's get started..."

The herald who had not yet mounted his horse heard Zhuge Liang's words behind him, and immediately galloped on his horse in three steps and two steps, and walked away.

...

On the other side, Zhou Yu anxiously waited for the return of the herald, hoping that the stars and the moon would finally bring him back when night fell.

Zhou Yu strode over, grabbed the herald who had just jumped off the horse with both hands like pincers, and asked, "How is it!?

The herald was grabbed by Zhou Yu like a little chicken, and he straightened out his thoughts and hurriedly replied: "Governor, Mr. Yan said... Saying that it wasn't me bothered had already begun... When I came back, they were just getting started..."

Zhou Yu let go of his hand after hearing this, turned around and walked to the handsome platform, holding an arrow and throwing it at a white-haired general not far away, shouting: "Leave immediately!

"Order!" the white-haired general clenched his fists, turned and limped away.

"The whole army listens to orders..."Zhou Yu waved his hand and issued several military orders in a row, and the entire Wu army became a sharp blade out of the sheath in a moment, and the whole army was ready to go!

...

"The heavenly spirit, the earth spirit, the wind woman immortal come to manifest..."

On the altar, Zhuge Liang held a peachwood sword, and with words in his mouth, he jumped around like a madman, and looked at the salted fish and Chunming on the side stunned.

At this time, the sky was already dark, and under Zhuge Liang's tossing, the wind that originally blew from the river gradually changed the direction of the wind.

Salted fish lit a stick of incense, took out his mobile phone to turn on the compass function, and compared it to the smoke floating out of the incense, the wind direction at this time has changed to the east wind!

"The east wind has come, please start Mr. Yan. Zhuge Liang saw the direction in which the canvas on the altar was blown, put the peach wood sword in his hand on the table in a dashing manner, tidied up his messy hair and clothes, and quietly stepped aside.

Chunming also looked at the salted fish with a look of adoration at this time, thinking that he would finally wait for the god to become bigger.

Salted fish noticed Chunming's gaze, turned his head and raised his eyebrows at her, then strode towards the altar, looked at Zhuge Liang on the side and said:

"Mr. Zhuge , I have to trouble you next. ”

Zhuge Liang nodded: "Listen to it." ”

"Chunming, no matter what happens for a while, don't make a loud noise, you know?"

When Chunming heard the salted fish's words, he hurriedly covered his mouth, and nodded like a kowtow worm: "Don't worry, my lord, I won't open my mouth if I am killed." ”

"Okay, Mr. Zhuge , please come and stand here with me, no matter what happens, don't be surprised, yes, don't move, I'm going to summon thunder and lightning!"

Salted fish held Zhuge Liang's shoulder and asked him to stand up, then took out his mobile phone and stood opposite him.

Brother Zhuge , it's finally time to send you back, do you know how uncomfortable it is for me to without toilet paper?

"I'm going to start!"

Zhuge Liang couldn't open his eyes because of the flashing light, so he had to frown and nod his head to indicate that he heard it.

Salty Fish flipped his phone to the repatriation page at this time, and looked at the big "Repatriation" button, his tone was also excited:

"Your life is originally a legend, although you have great ambitions, but nothing in the world is repeated, if you have ambitions, there are unwilling, I hope you can achieve it in the next life, go back, go where you should go!"