Legend has it that a long time ago, there was a man who got lost in the desert and met the magic lamp, and he could fulfill 3 wishes for free, he felt that this was really amazing, and said excitedly;

The magic lamp waved his hand, and there was a loud noise in the crotch of his pants, and the blood flowed like a torrent, and he unbuttoned the waistband of his pants to check, and it was finely broken.

This man had no choice, so he had to make a second wish to restore his cock to its original state, and the magic lamp said that it was so difficult, and waved his hand casually, everything was as good as ever, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Fuck, the cock exploded." ”

The magic lamp sighed, he felt a pain in his lower body, and the magic lamp went out......

Speaking of this story, combined with the current situation, my heart is very entangled, what kind of wish should I make?

Infinite lifespan?

Invincible power?

Endless money?

Countless beauties?

Vulgar!

Vulgar and unbearable!

As we all know, I am a low-key and luxurious, elegant and restrained man, so I said to Herder, "Can you turn me into the Lord of the Universe?

Herder said: "Can't ......"

"Okay, okay, don't say I'm finding fault. I sighed and said, "Then can you turn me into the master of the planet? ”

Herder's expression was complicated: "Can't ......"

"Then what can you do? I reluctantly said, "Let's not mention making a wish, you tell me, what can you give me?"

"You little ghost, you really don't have to be forgiving. Helde said, "I'm not afraid to tell you, my special ability is human body manipulation, and I can help you with both physical and spiritual matters." ”

I asked, "Special abilities?"

Herder replied: "That's right, special abilities, every strong person at the Holy Rank and above will have their own unique abilities, I know you adventurers also have them, but that's the castrated version." ”

Is that so?

Slowly the clues were able to be connected.

I tentatively said, "You really are the goddess of light. ”

Herder seemed to have heard a big joke, and the whole person went crazy because of it, and after a long time, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said: "Maybe, hahaha, it's funny, I could have escaped, it was the sage Michelle who took advantage of my weakness and sealed it here again, how ironic, hahahaha." ”

It's all what and what!

I asked, "If nothing else, you're the one who summoned 10,000 adventurers to this other world, right?"

Helde said, "It's my deal with the emperor Lao'er." ”

And so it was.

I asked, "Then what is the purpose of you summoning 10,000 adventurers from another world? I don't believe it was just to defeat the Twelve Apostles." ”

Herder was pleased: "That's right, you little ghost, but it's very smart, but that's not the point now, I thought about it, I can give you a pair of charming eyes, when you stare at any woman, you can directly hypnotize her soul, so that the other party will fall in love with you with all their hearts, even if it's a noble saint, as long as you look at them, it's okay to let the other party strip naked and dance, do whatever you want." ”

Kindness......

It's a bit exciting!

But I vaguely remember that there is hypnosis in the invincible ability to be unlocked, so it's better to bear with it first, don't waste the opportunity here.

I politely declined the kindness, and said with regret: "I am a righteous gentleman, you know ......"

Herder was not discouraged, and followed the temptation: "It's okay, your body looks a little deficient compared to the strong, En...... I can replace you with the heart of a dragon, and it will make you strong in no time!

The brain made up for himself to become a muscular man, which is neither good nor bad, but it is repeated with the invincible in the world......

I shook my head.

Herder said angrily: "Little ghost, what do you want?magic?dark elves are the race after my experiment, all of them have extremely high magical talents, I can give you a pair of elven ears, make you a genius, and even have the opportunity to be promoted to a saint-level powerhouse at a young age, how about it?"

Magic?, associated with Lillian.

Looks good.

"Yes, that's a great offer!" I excitedly said, "but can you not give me a pair of pointed ears? ”

"I have a unicorn tattooed on your back, and when you use magic, it will transform and move around you, improving your perception. Herder said impatiently, "You still have two wishes. ”

I was lost in thought again......

When I was very young, I discovered that there was a loophole in the story of making a wish, because all I had to do was make a wish to the lamp and say that I still want a hundred wishes, endlessly.

For now, I can also take advantage of the loopholes.

I asked, "The 10,000 adventurers who have been summoned here, each of them has special abilities like you and me, right?"

Herder nodded, "As it should be." ”

"Then I want to learn the ability to steal. I excitedly said, "It's fun to learn other people's special abilities, and there are 10,000 for me to choose from......, isn't it?" Is this okay?"

"You little ghost, but you're very greedy. Helde sneered: "Now you only need to touch the skin of other adventurers, you can steal the ability, the original owner will not be affected, but you can only use it once, after which it will be invalid." ”

Now there is one last wish left.

What should I want?

As I was thinking about it, Helde interrupted: "Come on, I'll help you decide the last wish, give you a mind reading technique, and read through other people's thoughts casually, that's it." ”

In this way, I received three benefits from Herder, which I prefer to call them, the Three Artifacts.

Unicorn Tattoo: Improves magical talents.

Ability Steal: Steal abilities from other adventurers.

Mind Reading: Can read through other people's thoughts.

Seeing that Herder had made up his mind, and it was inconvenient for me to make things again, and people should be content and happy, I said, "Okay, is there anything else? I will find you the Four Holy Stones, I'll leave if it's okay, and I'll come back another day." ”

Herder smiled wickedly and said, "Wait, don't go yet, there's still something to do." Then she grabbed my chest, and a bright red beating heart appeared in her hand, and she licked her lips and said, "You little ghost, you almost forgot our agreement." ”

Finished!

She still remembered!

I touched my chest in a panic, found that there was no beating, and then I held the major artery in my neck, I didn't feel it, I tried my pulse, and it was as calm as a pool of stagnant water.

Someone took the heart!

Damn it!

I quickly took two quick breaths to calm my mood, and said embarrassedly: "How can it, aren't I in a hurry to find the Four Holy Stones, save you from the dire situation, and give you freedom?"

Herder took two sips of wine and said leisurely, "What are you in a hurry, I haven't told you yet, where to go to find it." ”

Tossed for most of the day, didn't eat, hungry.

Anyway, I said, "Can you eat these things? You're sealed here, so whether it's the grassland or the cattle and sheep are all hallucinations, aren't they?"

Heard frowned: "Of course it's true, you can eat whatever you want, what I tell you next is very important, you have to remember." ”

I ate a piece of meat and drank a glass of wine, and replied, "Okay." ”

It turns out that the Four Holy Stones are the soul gems of four of the Twelve Apostles, and it happens to be the same purpose as when I first came here, that is, to defeat the Twelve Apostles and preach justice, or not, it is all the main quest, saving trouble.

Herder said, "According to the prophet's foresight, there are traces of the Four Sacred Stones in the place called Sky City, and I want you to go and see them." ”

Castle in the sky!

I'm not just done!

A narrow escape!

People are now my top boss, you can go to take my life anytime and anywhere, speak low-key, I thought about it, and hesitated: "Actually, you are looking for the wrong person, I am a timid and humble ordinary person, I have never dared to eat since I was a child, so I am afraid that I am not competent for this matter." ”

Heard said, "It's okay, I'll help you overcome eating?"

I sensibly refused, "No thanks." ”

Herder said, "Are you all right?" then you go, don't waste time, if you delay for a long time, you should be discovered by the emperor, and you don't tell anyone what I tell you, if someone finds out." She pinched the heart in her hand and changed it to a threatening tone, "You know?"

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!

I hurriedly replied, "Okay, okay, I'll leave now!"

With just a few words, the scene had changed back to the original room, and Herder pointed behind me, and when I looked back, it was the door that had just come in.

It's a send-off.

The shock was greater than the surprise, I was so tired that I didn't want to stay longer, so I was about to push the door and leave.

Herder reminded: "Don't tell the emperor all the things I tell you, although I am not a good person, but that bastard is more ruthless, believe me correctly." ”

I nodded and stepped out the door.

In front of him is the long-awaited Heinrich III, and the beautiful Queen Josephine standing next to him.

"How's it going, my friend!" said Heinrich III urgently, "the ...... inside What did she say to you?"

"Herder told me to try to defeat the Twelve Apostles and eliminate the harm of the people. I thought for a moment and said, "She also told me that the young man has potential, and he should work hard for a promotion and a salary increase." ”

Halfway through, it's not a lie.

Heinrich III's face turned cold, and he said indifferently: "Josephine, send off." ”

I quietly looked at him with a mind-reading technique, and as if I was using a VR eye, a line of words appeared below my vision.

———— it's all a lie.

These two people should be partners, but they each have their own ideas, and the cats in them are not small.

"Hello, Lord 9527, please come with me. "Empress Josephine came over, the mother of this country is different, very temperamental, indescribably elegant, maybe this is the feeling of the ancient ladies.

"Okay, thanks. I hurriedly agreed, followed her out, and after passing through the secluded tunnel, out of the milky white building.

It's already evening.

As soon as I left the door, and before I could stand still, a petite figure pounced......