In all fairness, I personally prefer Ohashi for a long time than ***, but when it comes to contributions, the two are really not the same, Ohashi is not long after all, and the name of the *** teacher is like a loud signboard, supporting the façade of half of the Japanese action romance film.

There are a lot of contacts on the screen, and I have seen people who are wearing clothes and not wearing clothes, who wants to be a real person now, I have no reason to be very worried.

kept walking towards me, smiling like a flower, swaying, and dressed not inappropriately, but wrapped quite tightly, and as a result, I didn't know why my brain made up the mosaic all over my body.

My brain is racing, how do I say hello?

The first words I thought of at this time were all flax fall, ah Su Guoyi, ah oh vaguely, ah Ou Jinjin, ah Ke Mo Ji, ah ether, ah Yiku, ah Mao Mao dig.

......

Just when I was thinking a lot, *** had already walked in front of me, stroked my face, and said slowly: "Lan Haiyue's inference is really right, you little ghosts are the children of fate." ”

Blue Sea Yue?Destiny Child?

I suddenly came to my senses, this is a different world, how could *** appear here, so I jumped back and said vigilantly: "Who are you? Why is ***...... The teacher's face?"

I have mixed feelings when I say this.

I didn't feel anything, I touched my face and wondered, "What? Don't you like it?250 That little ghost, obviously told me, this will surprise others." ”

It's not a surprise, it's a scare!

250 seems to be an adventurer too, if I can get out, I will beat him 100% and find teeth all over the ground!

I said, "Don't talk to me with this face, it's weird." ”

He sighed and said, "Okay, then let me see the women you like in your heart and become like them." ”

And then there was a big change in front of me.

Can you imagine? The girl who was talking and laughing with you just now suddenly had a crooked mouth and evil eyes, twisted her joints, and gradually melted into mud, transforming into another person's appearance, and the most annoying thing is that she was still wearing clothes!

I watched *** become Zhou Dongyu, and then Maggie Cheung, and then Li Bingbing, Zhang Ziyi, Gao Yuanyuan, Lilian, Liu Ruoying, Jia Jingwen, Guan Zhilin, Jiang Xin, Liu Yifei.

Looking at the current 500 years, and the next 500 years, no one can understand the saying better than me that women are all made of the same mold.

I grew so big, I was a little disgusted to see a beautiful woman for the first time, so I hurriedly stopped her and said sharply: "Don't change! It's really superficial! Do I look like a person who looks at my face? Look down on me!"

The clay figure in front of me stopped moving, looked at me respectfully, and said inarticulately: "You are really a decent gentleman!"

I breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course, you better become your own self, otherwise I won't be able to communicate with you." ”

The clay figure replied vaguely, "Yes!" and then turned into a staff in her hand, and introduced herself, "My name is Herder." ”

This Herder's ontological image is very strange, wearing a wide black cape, long black hair on his shoulders, gray bangs hanging to the left to the waist, melon seed face, beautiful facial features, but wearing a pure gold mask, covering half of his face.

I wiped my saliva and said, "Hello, my name is 9527." ”

Herder smiled nondeniably and said, "Truth be told, I have something I want you to help with." ”

It's the same sentence again.

It's much easier to know that there is no hostility.

Looking around at the empty room, I asked, "Where is this? ”

Helde shrugged: "This is the sealing space, not to mention, the scenery is a bit monotonous. ”

Before the words fell, she stretched out her slender arm and gently raised it in the air, and the light like a star spilled out, and in an instant, everything around her changed.

The cramped and oppressive house has become a prairie!

There are herds of cattle and sheep in the distance, green nearby, clear skies in the sky, and dense vegetation under your feet.

Hell, there's still a breeze on your face.

I touched my face and was dumbfounded!

Herder said to himself, "Now let me think about what is missing...... I see. ”

She held out her finger again, and a little more emptiness, and in front of me there was a stone table, a sofa, and a delicious meal, and even a candlelight.

Herder picked up the goblet, took a sip, and smiled, "That's what you want, little ghost, do you have anything else to ask for?"

I said, "No...... Without. ”

I can't believe in this series of changes, if, according to Lillian, magic should also be based on reality, what Herder did was nothing short of a miracle.

I hesitated and asked again, "Who are you, I mean, what is your identity? According to your own words, you are sealed here, so what is the reason?"

Herder shook the goblet, revealing a lonely look, and said helplessly: "You have too many questions, I can't answer them at once, so let's say the simplest one, I am the god in your mouth, and I am also a demon." ”

God and a demon?

If you're walking down the street and suddenly someone says he's a god and a demon, you'll think that he's crazy and he's crazy.

But if that person has just cast an amazing transformation spell on you, and easily built a separate space, making food out of thin air, all of it, without much effort, then you would still think ...... Is the phrase "I am a god and a demon" a joke?

I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't, so I could only say dryly, "You are so powerful...... How can I help?"

Herder didn't answer, looked up at the sky, and said leisurely: "What do you think of history?"

My mind moved, and I thought of the famous saying on the Internet that is rotten on the street, and replied: "History...... It's just a lie written by victory, and since ancient times, the winner is called the king and the loser. ”

Herder was obviously satisfied, she suddenly clasped her hands on her chest, raised her head, closed her eyes, and sighed deeply: "You little ghost, it's a little interesting, so let's tell you about me...... I'm a loser. ”

According to Herder, she was originally the leader of a party and led millions of people during her lifetime, but unfortunately she was defeated and sealed here, and she has been waiting for hundreds of years, always trying to break through the barrier and regain her freedom.

Since this is an important place in the palace, secrets will inevitably be known, so Herder made a deal with Heinrich III, and through the prophecy of the prophet Blue Haiyue, he called me and the other seven adventurers to this place.

When Herder had finished, folded his legs and rested his elbows on his knees to support his chin, he approached me and said, "What I want your help with is very simple...... ”

In the face of this temptation, my mouth was a little dry, and I replied, "What...... What?"

At this moment, I, Edison, Newton, and Hawking's soul possession, guessed her naked desires, and it is normal to think about it, this claustrophobic space for countless days and nights, normal people will have a little need, I have made up my mind, if Herder is strong, I will obey her.

Destroy me alone, and make thousands of families happy.

He can't be allowed to go out and scourge those male stamens of the Motherland!

Helde didn't do anything indescribable with me below the neck, but said calmly: "I need you to help me find the Four Holy Stones, which have the carvings of the Blue Dragon and White Tiger Vermilion Bird Xuanwu respectively to lift my seal." ”

Hearing this, I understood and said, "So, what good do I have?"

There is no such thing as working in vain.

Heard this, Heard and smiled, "You are a smart person, I like to make deals with people who are not stupid, yes, this is a deal." She tapped herself on the head and said, "Let me think about who that little imp was here last time...... Oh, that man's name is Sage Michelle. ”

Sage Michelle!

Isn't it the one who named Celia? maybe if you find him, you can solve the secret of Celia's imprisonment on the second floor!

I excitedly said, "What's wrong with him!"

Herder showed a thoughtful expression again, and recalled, "Wait until I think about it, ...... When he came to me, he was still very young, a hairy boy, and then he passed through my guidance, and he rose step by step, and finally ...... It seems that some kind of sect has been formed under my banner. ”

Cult of the Goddess of Light!

I feel like I've been smothered and dizzy, and it's all inextricably linked.

"But then, he betrayed our agreement, you know, I'm a prisoner and there's nothing I can do, and I found this unsecured deal to be really risky, so I decided to leave some of your stuff as a bargaining chip," Helde continued. ”

I tentatively asked, "What is left?"

Herder pointed to my chest, licked his lips, and said, "Your heart seems to feel good." ”

......

It's a damn bad taste!

I sighed, "Can I say no?"

Herder smiled: "This can't be, I'm the biggest here, I have the final say, if you don't behave, there will be punishment, who knows what will happen, such as a close volcanic eruption?"

I couldn't help but think about what it would look like to become a fire man.

Well, this time it's a wolf's den.

Herder plugged the muscles on the table, put them on my plate, and comforted: "But don't be nervous, the benefits that should be given to you are indispensable, you can make a wish as you like, and I will help you realize it." ”

I asked, "How many wishes do I have?"

Herder stretched out his hand and tugged at his brow, and said in a tangled voice: "As the saying goes, scarcity is precious, then three, but in order for you to trust me, now you can make a wish at will, and I will help you realize it under the existing conditions." ”

Wish?

There's no one here, and it's useless for me to sit on the gold mountain.

How is it possible for people to be swordsmen and I for fish and meat?

Under the existing conditions?

I asked, "Can you teleport me back to Earth?"

Herder shook his head: "I'm sorry, this can't be, you're too greedy, little ghost." ”

Just boast of this ability!

After thinking about it, I chose the simplest one, don't be embarrassed, I know her ability, who made me so kind.

I really looked at Herder, and said firmly: "Can you become Yui Aragaki?" She is my wife, the thief is cute, we were tired of being together every day before the crossing, and now I miss her very much, of course, it is better to be smooth, and it doesn't matter if we are old husbands and wives hahaha."

Herder: "......"