Chapter 16: The Game of the Immortals

Liu Bei was also stunned and glanced at Guan Erye, and then suddenly realized: "Yes, this is neat! Why didn't I find out before? Mr. Yan, how offended!"

The salted fish over there immediately talked enthusiastically with Liu Bei and the others, but Zhuge Liang smiled faintly and did not speak, because he was very suspicious in his heart, so while everyone was chatting hotly, he asked the salted fish about the previous dynasties.

Salted fish has a few glasses of wine now, plus the historical results are not bad, and there are some things about various dynasties in the novels and games you read, so you can't close the box as soon as it is opened.

What is the official history, wild history and all kinds of anecdotes, and some stories adapted from TV series and games, which make everyone feel like they are in a fantasy world.

"Do you know? At that time, Xiang Yu and I were buddies, and your ancestor Liu Bang was also my buddy, and the three of us were inseparable friends...... At that time, Daqin had been overthrown, and these two buddies insisted on making me emperor, how could I, an immortal, be the emperor in the mortal world? Even if I was a godhead, I couldn't do it, so I persuaded them to ......."

This has already talked about Liu Bei's ancestors, except for Zhang Fei, everyone's faces are already red, especially Guan Erye, the red ones are about to drip blood, but they are not drunk, they still listen to the salted fish talking nonsense there, and cooperate with him from time to time to surprise a sigh.

Zhuge Liang has been surrounded by salted fish, and at this time he is also immersed in the legendary past of salted fish, because of his "dream", so now he is even more convinced of this kind of godly chatter.

Salted fish is also a drunk person who can talk nonsense, and the more carefully others listen, the more he will talk:

"In the end, I persuaded your ancestor Bangzi, he still understands the righteousness of the ......"

Liu Bei nodded heavily when he heard this.

"On the contrary, Xiang Yu didn't listen, I had to be called the emperor, oh I didn't want to, in the end I could only help Bangzi beat Xiao Xiang to a disgraced face, who is Xiang Yu......?

Everyone suddenly realized.

......

This meal of wine not only made everyone accept the new identity of the salted fish, but also sent Xiang Yu to Kunlun, which made the salted fish cry and laugh after sobering up the next day.

"Yan ...... Sir, you have to tell me if we can conquer this world!" Zhuge Liang, who was not strong enough to drink, put one hand on the shoulder of the salted fish and asked drunkenly.

The state of salted fish at this time is "Lao Tzu's first in the world", it is estimated that he has forgotten who he is, listening to Zhuge Liang's question, he reached out and hooked Zhuge Liang, hooked his shoulders and said:

"I said Lao Zhu...... No, it's Lao Zhuge who is there with you...... Can this world still belong to someone else's?"

As soon as they heard Salted Fish say this, Liu Guan, Zhang and Zhao, who were slightly drunk, suddenly lit up their eyes.

Even if Zhuge Liang drank too much, he could feel their scorching light, which made him smart, as if he had fallen into a wolf's den.

"But ......"

Just when everyone's cups were staggered, Zhuge Liang suddenly said: "But...... I have a bad premonition...... I ......"

As soon as Zhuge Liang said this, the salted fish who was a little confused in his brain woke up violently, he had to block Zhuge Liang's mouth, in case Zhuge Liang said something wrong, Liu Bei was busy with the idea of making meritorious contributions, and the order of time and space would definitely be chaotic!

So Xianyu hurriedly interrupted Zhuge Liang's words, put his head under his arm again, and said with drunkenness: "Kong Ming, I didn't say you, even if you don't believe in yourself anymore, now that I'm here, isn't this more certain?"

Everyone hurriedly agreed, and there was another burst of staggered cups, and Zhuge Liang had been completely put down.

And Liu Bei, who was a little less drunk, gradually fell on the table.

Salted fish borrowed his own strength to drink, and the pestle watched the excitement on the side, leaving only Guan Zhang and Zhao and the three of them still guessing the boxing order, and pouring a bowl into their mouths from time to time.

Salted fish echoed them from time to time and laughed, but secretly looked at Zhuge Liang who was drunk and fell to the side, his little eyes were aimed and aim, his hands were holding the pen in his pocket, he shouted in his heart, as long as he was given five minutes of effort, he could successfully repatriate Zhuge Liang!

What can I do about this? If I am regarded as an assassin, I will not be torn to pieces by these tiger generals? Salted fish is very distressed.

...

There is! Salted fish slapped his thigh, and he suddenly thought of a solution.

"Second Master Guan, what a good amount of wine, I admire it very much, my little brother respects you a glass!"

Thanks to the good amount of alcohol that Salted Fish practiced with a group of buddies in the dormitory in college, and the alcohol of this era is about the same degree as beer, he can still stand and say this sentence.

Of course, Guan Yu did not refuse to come, and as soon as he raised his head from the bowl, he dried up, and the salted fish also dried up in one breath. Then he saluted Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun several bowls, and seeing that everyone was drunk, Salted Fish suddenly proposed to play a game.

"Brothers, we hit it off at first sight, and in the future, we will accompany Uncle Liu Huang to fight the world, since we are so fateful, we will drink a few more bowls!"

After speaking, he raised his head and drank it, and Guan Yu and the others did not hesitate to take the bowl and kill it.

"That's it, it's not fun to drink dry, I don't know how to do the drinking order, or else, let's have an exciting fun!"

The salted fish is like a strange millet that induces children to eat sugar, and the thief looked at them with a smile and said.

"Oh, what kind of stimulation method?" Guan Yu and the others couldn't help but stretch out their heads and ask.

As soon as the salted fish saw that everyone was on the set, he frowned and said: "In this way, let's guess the fist for a while, it is rock-paper-scissors, this is rock-paper-scissors, this is paper, rock-smashing scissors, scissors rags, cloth wrapping stones, that's it, whoever loses will draw on their faces?"

The first time everyone came into contact with rock-paper-scissors, they heard that it was quite funny, so they said yes.

"But we're going to draw on the faces of the lord and the military advisor, exciting!?"

"This ......" Salted fish said, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun glanced at each other, with a slight hesitation in their eyes.

As soon as the salted fish saw that the matter had come to this point, he was about to catch fire, and hurriedly instigated:

"The lord and the military advisor know that we are happy today, and they will not blame us, if they are still awake, they will definitely play with us! This is the most popular game in our Kunlun. ”

After finishing speaking, Guan Yu's heart began to waver, and the salted fish hurriedly lifted the wine jar, poured wine into everyone's bowl, and then stepped on the stool to prepare for guessing.

Just when Guan Yu was still hesitating, Zhang Fei, a big black man, stepped on the stool with a salted fish, looked at Zhao Yun and Lao Guan and said excitedly: "Mr. Yan, vomit... That's right! I'm so happy today, I guess the lord and Mr. He won't blame him! Come on, second brother, Zilong!"

"Okay! sacrifice your life to accompany the gentleman!" Lao Guan and Lao Zhao finally stood up.

Seeing that these three people, who were almost one hundred and fifty years old together, were playing like children, Salty Yu looked at Zhuge Liang with a sneer......