Chapter 17: Roll over, baby cow

Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, although it is very hard to find you, but it is not ready to be caught?

Salted fish grinned, which made Guan Yu and the others shudder involuntarily.

"Mr. Yan, are you alright?"

The salted fish, who was too much, hurriedly hid the cheap smile on his face, picked up the wine bowl and said, "Come on, come on, the exciting game has begun!" Rock, scissors, paper!"

With the order of the salted fish, the three people who had just come into contact with the guessing boxing brushed out a fist, only the salted fish came out with scissors, so the salted fish was defeated and got the first opportunity to draw a "monkey face".

Guan, Zhang, and Zhao, who won the guessing boxing, drank the wine together, and then looked at the salted fish with a smile, and the salted fish pretended to be frightened, looking blind.

Thinking of this, Xianyu raised his head and said with a sad face: "Brothers, when the lord and Mr. Zhuge wake up tomorrow, you must intercede for me!"

Zhang Fei, the big black man, was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he beckoned Zhao Yun and said: "Old Zhao, hurry up and get the brush! This game is too exciting, hahahaha!"

Zhao Yunhuang was about to fetch it, but the salted fish who succeeded in his treacherous plan immediately stretched out his hand and said, "No, I bring my own pen ......"

After speaking, he took out a thick pen similar to a marker pen from his pocket and shook it in front of everyone: "This is my special pen, which is very useful." ”

This novelty made Guan Zhang Zhao and the three of them light up, and they hurriedly wanted to look left and right, but they couldn't write it when they held it in their hands.

Salted fish retrieved the pen from their hands, pulled out the cap of the pen, and showed them the exposed pen tip, in order to reassure these buddies, he also deliberately drew two lines on his palm, indicating that the pen was non-toxic and harmless. Only then did he pull up Zhuge Liang in the embarrassment of the three of them and drew a few strokes on his forehead.

"What is this?" Zhang Fei asked puzzled, looking at the ghost-like lines.

Salted fish rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "This is what I painted blindly, and you can try it when you lose." ”

Seeing everyone staring at the few runes on Zhuge Liang's forehead, like a curious cat, Salty Yu hurriedly waved his hand to distract them: "Come on, come on, I've finished drawing, let's continue." ”

In this way, the second one began, and the result of guessing the boxing made Salted Fish very disappointed, and it was Zhao Yun who lost.

After everyone put down the wine bowl, they saw Zhao Yun take the pen of the salted fish, pull out the cap of the pen, hold the pen in his right hand, and stretch it out in front of Liu Bei tremblingly:

"Compared with Mr. Zhuge , the lord's qi is greater, and he shouldn't blame Zilong tomorrow......"

The nervous Zhao Yun simply put his heart sideways, sprinkled a few strokes in a dashing manner, and a vivid vertical eye appeared in the middle of Liu Bei's forehead, looking like the third eye of Erlang God from a distance.

"Hu ——! Zilong likes to listen to the story of Erlang God the most, this is ......" said this, his mouth didn't seem to be good, and he hurriedly picked up the bowl and drank another bowl of wine, which calmed down his nervous mood.

"Zilong has some painting skills, the little brother admires and admires!Come on, come on, the third one, rock, scissors, paper!"

The third is Guan Yu, after drinking, he weighed left and right, and finally chose Liu Bei like Zhao Yun, and carefully clicked a mole at the corner of his eye, which instantly won the appreciation of others.

As Guan Yu went down, Zhang Fei was ignited like a cannonball, shouting for him to lose, and he also wanted to show his ink treasure.

In this way, among a few people's "nonsense", a large jar of wine quickly bottomed out, and they also drank crookedly, and the amount of wine was already clear.

Our Second Master Guan's face is still red and dripping blood, but he is the most sober.

Zhao Yun was already drunk and dazed, and he sat there and nodded.

And Zhang Fei was spitting and flying, still messing with salted fish.

Our salted fish has already vomited once, and now he is leaning on the table and listening to Zhang Fei's nonsense, if it weren't for the repatriation of Zhuge Liang's thoughts, it is estimated that he would have fallen asleep as soon as he closed his eyes.

On the other hand, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang are still snoring, and their faces are like Picasso's paintings, and outsiders will definitely not recognize them without looking at their outfits.

Speaking of which, after the third one, Zhao Yun drew eyelashes, snakes, and the sun on Liu Bei's face, Guan Yu drew a big knife on Liu Bei's face, a small bird, a small flower, and Zhang Fei even drew three hand-in-hand villains on Liu Bei's face.

Maybe they were a little in awe of Zhuge Liang, so Zhuge Liang's face was slightly cleaner, in addition to the rune circle painted on his forehead by the salted fish, there were several "wrinkles" on his face, a few whirlpools and small insects.

In order to hide people's eyes, Salted Fish also painted two panda eyes on Zhuge Liang's face.

Great, great! I'm really wonderful! This kind of method can only I, a self-proclaimed ghost, come up with, Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I can finally send you back.

Salty Yu couldn't shout these words loudly, but he felt that as soon as he shouted these words, he would have to start over again, and he didn't want to die again, so he perfunctorily Zhang Fei, his eyes kept aiming in the direction of Zhuge Liang.

The magic circle on Zhuge Liang's forehead had been drawn, and he was waiting for him to take out his mobile phone and send it back, but in front of him, he was so drunk that he couldn't control his hand, and he didn't take it out several times, not to mention that there was a Zhang Dahei next to him who was more curious than a cat.

What should this phone say?

What are you doing with it? Tickle?

What if they take it and break it, what if they mistake me for an Assassin?

Salted fish's mind kept thinking about these questions, but the brain filled with wine was almost like paste, how could he sort it out?

Just don't do it endlessly, fight! It's a big deal to start all over again!

Salted fish panted, tried to control his wobbly body, and tried to take out the phone again, but his hand couldn't get it in, so it was easy to get it in, and he couldn't touch the phone, which made him anxious.

"Is this my hand?" said the salted fish, crying without tears.

Just as he was struggling to take out his mobile phone, Zhang Fei's big black man finally stopped making a sound.

Salted fish looked up and saw Zhang Fei lying on the ground and sleeping.

And Guan Erye on the side sat there quietly, silently, breathing quite steadily, and his feelings were sitting and falling asleep.

Salted fish opened his eyes vigorously and swept around, and found that only he was still awake, so he took out his mobile phone with great effort and pressed it more than ten times before opening the "Time" APP.

Looking at the fluttering and ghostly mobile phone screen, Salty Fish felt that victory was in front of him, he smirked and glanced at Zhuge Liang, and his fingers trembled and pointed to the repatriation page.

As long as he opens this page and clicks OK, then the task is complete.

"Hahaha... I'm finally going back...... The wine here is so bad!"

With a "drop" sound, Salted Fish's finger pressed the vague "Confirm" button......