"Although you are a divine military master admired by thousands of people, you only came back by mistake with a seven-star lantern array, and your luck is up to the sky, but you can't run out of the order of time and space, go back, dust to dust, dust to dust, the end of your life is always there......"

Seeing Zhuge Liang being sent back, Salted Fish couldn't help but be happy, and just as he opened the "Time and Space" APP to return, he found that the Lori who cut off his little Ding Ding in his dream appeared in front of him again.

The big scissors are still in his hand, and his face is still innocent.

The panicked salted fish ran away, but found that his body seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't move, so he watched this little Lori stretch out the big scissors again......

"Don't!"

Salted fish sat up with a loud scream, sweating profusely.

He sat on the ground in a daze, looking at the wooden table in front of him and realizing that it had just been a dream.

With his shouting, the room that was originally snoring suddenly fell silent, and Zhao Yunluo, who was not far away, stood up, and his tiger eyes swept around. Zhang Fei, who was lying on the ground, also sat up suddenly, but his brain was a little stuck like a salted fish. It's just that the second master is quite calm, he slowly opened his eyes, and paid attention to the movements around him with bated breath.

"Mr. Yan, why are you screaming?"

Zhao Yun looked around and didn't find a figure, so he rubbed his head and asked in a low voice.

Salted fish waved his hand, pressed his swelling temples, sat on the ground and replied: "General Zhao, it's okay, it's just a nightmare." ”

After saying that, he suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly looked at Zhuge Liang next to him, and found that he was still sleeping on the table, and it seemed that he was also a thunderous person when he slept.

Salted fish's words made Guan Zhang and Zhao put their minds at ease, and the careful Guan Erye saw Salted Fish's gaze, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly patted the table gently: "Oops! We got into trouble last night! Zilong, hurry up and call someone to fetch water to come in!"

As soon as Zhao Yun heard Lao Guan's words, he suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly looked at Liu Bei, who was still sleeping next to him, and glanced at it, he remembered everything that happened last night, and he, a famous general, immediately felt that his calves were a little twitched.

"Brother, don't forget, when the lord and the military advisor wake up, you must say a few good words for Zilong......" Zhao Yun said with a sad face and immediately walked out of the door.

As soon as Zhao Yun left, Guan Er Ye began to pace back and forth in the room, like ants on a hot pot. Zhang Fei also shook his head at this time, remembering what happened last night.

"Fortunately, he has been repatriated, and my efforts have not been in vain, and the next step should be for me to disappear without realizing it. Salted fish thought silently, and reached out to put the mobile phone on the ground into his pocket while people were not paying attention.

After a while, Zhao Yun hurriedly brought a basin of hot water, and there was a handkerchief in the basin, which was carefully placed on the table. Then the three of them, you look at me, I look at you, and no one wants to wake up Liu Bei.

Salted fish saw all these things, so he waved his hand lightly and motioned for him to go.

Guan, Zhang, and Zhao nodded in unison, after all, this bad idea was come up by Salted Fish, and of course he had to come to this kind of finishing touch.

Salted fish got up and shook his head, and the sudden standing made his head dizzy and his stomach churned a little. Forced to endure the discomfort and looked out, and found that it was not yet dawn outside, smiled at the drunken trio and walked slowly in front of Liu Bei, slowly helped him up, reached out to wring out the towel, and applied it to Liu Bei's face.

At this time, Liu Bei woke up from his sleep, and when he saw Salted Fish and Guan Erye, he came to his senses, and couldn't help pressing his head and asked in a daze: "Mr. Yan... This is... It's good that I'll come by myself, how dare I have Mr. Lao Yan. ”

FeelingsLiu Bei thought that the salted fish served him to wash!

Salted fish gave the towel to Liu Bei, Liu Bei smiled, took the towel and wiped it on his face, and when he wiped it and put the towel in the basin, the clear bottom of the warm water immediately floated black ink.

"This is ......" Liu Bei was stunned for a moment, and pointed to his face: "My face?"

The other four nodded in unison.

With a snap, Liu Bei's big hand slapped on the table.

"Can anyone tell me what's going on!!"

......

It was dawning, and breakfast had already been served.

Salted fish sat obediently at the table, looking at breakfast without moving, he was waiting for Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang.

This is not to say goodbye, but to see if Zhuge Liang has any sequelae after repatriation, such as schizophrenia or something, and then have breakfast by the way, you can't go back on an empty stomach after a long trip, right?

Not long after, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang walked in from the back room expressionlessly, looking at the red color of their faces, they knew that they had not rubbed with a rag, especially Zhuge Liang, who had white skin, the epidermis was about to be scratched, and his blushing face was about to catch up with Guan Erye.

"My lord, military advisor, I'm really sorry for offending me last night!" Although he was leaving, he still had to do what he should do, and Salted Fish stood up and bowed, as if he was very embarrassed and said.

Zhuge Liang waved the feather fan in his hand, and said lightly: "It's nothing, it's nothing, everyone was happy last night, it's nothing." ”

After listening to Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei patted Salted Fish on the shoulder and comforted him: "Mr. Yan, don't take this kind of thing to heart, since it is a game of drinking and having fun with you, how can we rest assured, sit down, eat first." ”

Thinking of Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang's thunderous appearance this morning, the corners of the salted fish's mouth twitched, and then he quickly changed his expression and smiled: "The lord and the military advisor are really broad-minded, especially the lord, and they have the demeanor of a king!

Who doesn't like to hear others praise themselves? Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang comforted the salted fish one after another, saying that they did not take this matter to heart.

"It's good that I didn't take it to heart, then...... In that case, let the three generals get up and speak?" said Salted Fish, pointing to the corner.

I saw a row of three people kneeling in the corner, it was the three generals Guan, Zhang, and Zhao, and when they heard the salted fish pleading for them, the eyes of the three of them showed tears of excitement.

Liu Bei looked back, sighed and said, "You guys should also come over for dinner, this time for Mr. Yan's sake, I won't embarrass you, and I will not indulge in the future!"

As soon as they heard this, the three of them immediately stood up resignedly, gathered around the table, held the rice bowl in their hands and stopped talking, only Zhang Fei's big black eye winked at the salted fish to show his gratitude.

As soon as Salted Fish saw that there was nothing else to do, he asked Zhuge Liang: "The military advisor was drunk last night, is there a big problem today?"

Zhuge Liang shook his head: "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just a little dizzy." ”

When Salty Fish heard this, it seemed that this kind of rebirth crossing had no effect on the person concerned, so he put his mind at ease, thinking about how to mention something else.

At this time, Liu Bei suddenly asked: "Since everyone is here, let's discuss the next plan, military advisor, what do you have in mind?"

"I will go to Soochow this evening and persuade Sun Quan to join us in the fight against Cao Cao. Zhuge Liang said.

Zhuge Liang is clear and articulate, and there are really no sequelae. Salted fish smiled reassuringly, took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and was about to say about his departure.

"Wait until the Cao army is defeated in Chibi, and then we will capture Cao Cao, plan to capture Sun Quan, and complete the great cause of our Shu Kingdom!"

Poof——! salted fish spurted out a mouthful of old blood!