The believers of the Shuiling Temple rushed up, the tourists hurriedly retreated, the mobile phones and cameras were all ready to come out, Chen Changsheng squeezed his eyes and watched, thinking about which one was thinner and weaker on the other side, who could just bleed a few times without being too seriously injured, and the soldiers and horses on both sides were fierce, and it was almost the moment when the torrent collided with blood splashing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Li Nanshuang hurriedly stepped forward, the explosion-proof armed police ran forward with a transparent shield, and the tear gas was taken out at the back, but at this time, the empty walked over, and the surrounding believers hurriedly made way for him, he stood in the middle and glanced at Chen Changsheng deeply, "Amitabha." "The loud Buddha horn is breathtaking.

"Master Chen, turn back to the shore. "Decades of 'career' are not in vain, and the voice of the air is deep and magnetic.

"What kind of turnaround?" Chen Changsheng raised his arms and shouted: "Look, this is Buddhism, we are just reasoning, but what are they going to do? They want to beat us and kill us! This is the compassion of Buddhism, do you believe it?"

"Amitabha!" The deep Buddha horn interrupted people's responses, and their eyes were full of compassion: "Master Chen, it is not the Buddhists or the Daomen who want to cause bloodshed, but you. ”

"You want to make things bigger and make your reputation, you want to use the blood of believers to pave the way for your own fame and fortune, Lord Chen, you are a demon!"

"I didn't!"

Chen Changsheng hurriedly argued, but when he saw the eyes of the void that seemed to penetrate everything, he didn't have an explanation, and in an instant he knew that the void was the same person as himself, but he had just set foot on this road, but the void had been immersed in it for decades, and his mind was completely seen through by the void, but he didn't know what the void was going to do?

"No, I should also want to make things bigger, the bigger the matter, the greater the fame of the Shuiling Temple, the more benefits he will have, but..."

Agu is like a-stirring stick, disrupting all the rhythms. The people who followed Chen Changsheng also looked at him suspiciously, people living in the era of information explosion were very suspicious, but a little wrong could already make them think a lot. Right or wrong, no matter what comes to mind, a smile comes out of the air, little tender calf, the current believers are not as good as the old times, you can beat me?

Chen Changsheng gritted his teeth secretly, "Don't believe him..."

"Dad!" Suddenly, the girl ran in, grabbed his arm and said, "Turn around, Dad, don't make trouble, the Buddha will blame!" His wife also ran over and shouted: "It's my wife's fault, he wants to take revenge, don't be bewitched by him, do evil, do evil! The Buddha will blame, and he will go to eighteen layers of hell!"

Chen Changsheng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and the public pushed him into the cliff, this is his family?

A hint of pride flashed on the face of the empty charity, he didn't have the time to pay attention to all the believers, but the rich and the easy to deceive, he kept it all in his heart, and his family members all came out to testify that you were intent on revenge, what qualifications do you have to represent the Daomen? What qualifications do you have to let people follow in your footsteps? Chen Changsheng, Chen Changsheng, you are finished, the prestige of the Shuiling Temple will be even more long, and the banknotes... The head of the empty Ji called a Buddha name: "Master Chen, all desires are evil, and the sea of bitterness is boundless." ”

The sighs of grievance came one after another, and the eyes behind him pierced the back of Chen Changsheng's head like a knife, he trembled all over, his face was pale, and he suddenly laughed bitterly with a crying voice: "Yes, I am revenge, and my family members are all believers." ”

Likong smiled proudly, and admitted to himself? It's as simple as that? As if the sesame oil money from Agugai Temple flew into his pocket, he was thinking about whether to add some real estate to his family, or to find another one or two Xiaomi? People in their 50s are not old-hearted, and he is well maintained all year round, and there is still a strong demand in that regard.

"Haha is enough, building a temple, just deducting points is enough for me to spend all day drinking, opening ceremonies, all kinds of expenses, building a temple is not just as simple as building a house..."

There were already people in the crowd brought by Chen Changsheng who secretly walked out, "But!" Suddenly a sonorous voice exploded, Chen Changsheng shook off his wife and daughter and pulled his palm, pointed to the empty nose and scolded: "I was living a good life, very happy and happy, if I wasn't forced to a dead end, how could I do such a thing?" He turned around and knelt down at the people he brought," Friends, my decades of savings, ready to give my daughter as a dowry savings were all deceived by this old guy, he said to repair the next life, said that if you don't exhaust everything, you will go to eighteen layers of hell, my stupid mother-in-law stupid daughter actually donated all my savings for decades, our family lives in an old house of less than 40 square meters, but the real estate certificate is taken to the mortgage, he wants our family to live on the streets, don't want us to live!"

The footsteps of the person walking out stopped, and stared at him quietly, in amazement, as if to pull out his intestines to see if he was hiding a lie, and the tourists clicked to take pictures, focusing on the empty body with a blue face. Could it be that this is really the case? Is it really like this? Is it really the practice of forcing people to death in this way, is it really done by the compassionate Buddhists?

If you don't donate money, you will go to eighteen floors of hell?

"Dad, don't be like this, Master Empty didn't say that. ”

"Yes, yes, I didn't say that. Sora hurriedly explained.

Countless knife-like eyes suddenly pierced Chen Changsheng's face, Chen Changsheng grabbed his daughter's hand and gritted his teeth, "Then what did he say?"

"Master Likong said that we did sins in our last life, and we have to do good things in this life, all for the sake of cultivating the next life, so we donated money, and we will be very happy in the next life, Dad, all for the next life. ”

"Hehe..."Chen Changsheng smiled sadly.

"No! I didn't say that!"

Chen Changsheng's wife widened her eyes in fright: "Master, Buddhism doesn't lie." ”

"No, I didn't say that! You are a family, you colluded to make trouble, why donate money? How can I use such words to trick you into donating money? The sesame oil money is all voluntary, and no one will bewitch you!" How can you say such a thing as a person who did evil in his previous life? This is a taboo, and the state will divide him into a cult and shoot him!

"But that's what you said. Chen Changsheng's wife and daughter seemed to have collapsed, and the surrounding crowd became angry, "Bald donkey, you actually cheated people out of their savings for decades!" "Bald donkey, you don't even let go of other people's houses! This is also a monk?" "Kill him!" "Kill him!" Someone moved, and he was kicked by someone, wailing and hiding in the crowd of believers in the Water Spirit Temple.

"Dare to slander Master Kong?"

"I even did it, when we have no one in Buddhism, right?"

The believers of the Shuiling Temple also moved, thousands of people pushed me, and some people were trampled on the ground, and the scene was almost crazy.

Agu called, "Emperor Meow." A black shadow immediately shot out, and the people who were trampled on the ground stood up with a flower of their eyes, they didn't know how they stood up, but in the end they picked up a life, and hurriedly squeezed outside, but once the crowd was chaotic, they couldn't squeeze out, and several were almost trampled on the ground again.

"Group beating! Stampede! Things are going on!" Li Nanshuang shouted anxiously, "The explosion-proof team stepped forward, tear gas is ready!" He rushed up with the criminal police to rescue the trampled people, but so many people were in chaos, they couldn't help but be of little use, Li Nanshuang was so anxious that he couldn't help kicking the incense burner with big incense, "Police!

Bang bang

She just shouted casually, such a chaotic scene could be shocked by a sentence, but with her kick, the large incense burner weighing thousands of pounds fell to the ground with a bang, and rolled down the steps, and the stone slabs of the strip stone were smashed, and the impact sound was like thunder.

Everyone was scared, their eyes were straight when they looked at it, they weighed thousands of pounds, and the big incense burner made of all copper was kicked out by a policewoman, which... Are you a prehistoric tyrannosaurus? Suppressed by the sound and the distorted incense burner, more fear poured into their hearts, how did they fight? What should they do if so many people fight and are trampled down? Is it a crime? Will they go to jail? The people who are entangled in all kinds of fears are stunned, persuaded by the police to retreat, arrested, and injured to the ambulance that has been called a long time ago.

Chen Changsheng was escorted out by a few diehards, and Liu Ruohai, who wanted to chase after him, was stopped by Li Nanshuang, "Control the riot first, and now don't make any extraneous branches." "In the future, there will be opportunities to arrest people and solve the bewitched people, Chen Changsheng is a loser who is easy to deal with.

When he went out of the mountain gate of Shuiling Temple, Chen Changsheng glanced back, his wife and daughter were looking at him with complexity, but he was looking at the heroic captain of a certain criminal police, his eyes were full of fear.

"Master, why are you lying?" Chen Ling dragged his mother into the abbot's room.

"Amitabha. ”

"Ling'er, don't be like this, the master may have a hard time. ”

But why did he lie, the Buddha doesn't lie, he will be blamed by the Bodhisattva. ”

"Amitabha. He said bitterly: "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, the old man just wants to get rid of the strife and reduce the pain of bloodshed, but things still happened, the old man is not capable enough, I'm sorry everyone." ”

"Look, a master is a master, and there is a hardship. ”

Chen Ling and her mother quickly let go of their doubts, and they hurriedly ran outside, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Bowing and apologizing to the injured people next to the side, they ran to Li Nanshuang's side, "I'm really sorry, my wife has a demonic obstacle, he will be punished by the Bodhisattva, I'm really sorry, you are tired." ”

Li Nanshuang had nothing to say to such a person, she finished the matter and ran to find Agu, and Chen Ling's mother and daughter also followed.

Empty is pouring tea for Agu, "It's a pity that someone is still injured, this... The broken incense burner is a large amount of expenditure, and the small temple can't make ends meet. ”

Agu just smiled, Li Nanshuang came in and said hello and was called out, the matter has not been completely resolved, she rarely has time, Chen Ling's mother and daughter looked at Agu and bowed their heads and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to disturb you and the master, it's all my family's fault." ”

"Who are you apologizing to?" Agu touched Emperor Meow's head, and Emperor Meow bit his hand.

"With you. ”

"Hehe, apologize to me?"

Agu stood up and walked out, "Buddha, Tao, any religion in the world is addicted to shopping, gambling, and gambling, it's just spiritual sustenance, you don't want to live and don't want your family because of this kind of thing, who should you say sorry to?"

"You!" said Sora's hand as he grabbed the teapot and began to tremble.

"I'm sorry, 'master', my money is used to adopt orphans and build a hope primary school, the child can't eat enough without this money, I think you don't need to eat with a mouth full of oily brains, see you another day." Agu walked out with a smile.

Chen Ling's mother and daughter stiffened in shock, "Alas, the world is stupid, just look at the moment and don't look at life, evil obstacles." The air pressure was angry and then poured tea, "Drink a glass of water and suppress the shock, today's things are too messy." ”

He coveted a glance at Chen Lingsheng's tender body, a small paper bag fell into the palm of his hand from the wide sleeve of his robe, but he could see that the police outside took it back again, "Two female donors, please use tea." ”

......

Agu will not have any prejudice against Buddhism, there is rat feces everywhere, Buddhism and Taoism are treated equally, just like a classic line: I'm not targeting someone, I'm saying that everyone here is rubbish. He is a police officer in the heavenly court, whether it is the scum of the Buddhist family or the Daomen, he is under the big knife of law enforcement.

"Where are you going to play, meow. Emperor Meow stared at the dog's tail grass on the side of the road, his eyes going up and down.

"It's okay anyway, let's go shopping. Agu stepped onto the locomotive.

In the shadow of the boulder at the foot of the mountain, Chen Changsheng let the people who followed him leave, and he looked at the top of the mountain in shock. His heart was pounding, and he couldn't recover from the shock of Li Nanshuang's kick for a while. How could she kick over the big incense burner made of pure copper? Why was that policewoman so powerful? Could it be that she was possessed by a bodhisattva and came to warn him of his 'blasphemy'?" "By the way, immortals! I met them in a dream!" Chen Changsheng hurriedly called a taxi and hurried to a Taoist temple on the outskirts of the city.

"Qingyuguan?" Agu got off the locomotive, "Have you heard of this?"

"Haven't heard of meow. Emperor Meow hadn't recovered from the idea of the dog's tail flower, commonly known as the cat grass, and was suddenly stunned for a moment, "I seem to have heard of it, the owner said that there is a Taoist temple here that is very spiritual, that is, three or two big cats and kittens, not as famous as the Water Spirit Temple." ”

"Meow, I despise you human beings, and don't use cats to describe them... Big cats and kittens, three or two, if there is a cat, it will be smart!"

"You're not a cat. ”

"Meow, do you owe a bite!"

Very small Taoist temple, an old Taoist priest who unsigned was lying on the table napping, and did not raise his head when he heard the footsteps, "Ask for a sign to go in, unsign once 20, it doesn't matter if you don't want to give, if you don't feel uneasy, there is a well there, you can throw coins, no coins to shout depressed words inside, but don't throw money, dirty." "Then go to sleep.

Chen Changsheng walked in towards the Taoist temple, and inside was the statue of Sanqing, he knelt down on the futon, and bowed his body, "Chen Changsheng begged the immortals to solve their doubts." There was no response, and perhaps he didn't expect a response.

He said from beginning to end, "That policewoman... I don't want to go to hell, but the Buddhists deceive people so much, they cheated me out of all my money and made me live on the streets, and my wife and daughter are no longer my wives and daughters, they are all deluded, O gods - please be merciful and don't let those bald asses harm the world. ”

"Please, please..."

"The Bodhisattva's manifestation is not to save me, it is to warn me, but I am desperate, please manifest your spirit, save me, I am willing to believe in the Tao for the rest of my life, and I will never regret it. ”

"Please, please..."

From sunrise to sunset, Chen Changsheng was chattering like this, Agu ordered takeout, he and Emperor Meow ate with a mouth full of oil, vegetables, meat and beer, and the old Taoist priest who unsigned the sign unceremoniously followed to eat and drink, and watched Chen Changsheng knock his head bleeding together.

"Get out, don't disturb Lao Tzu's cultivation!"

The statue suddenly spoke, Chen Changsheng raised his head blankly, looked at the statue stupidly, and Agu took a bite of the barbecue, "Wow, it's so strange, did you hear that?"

"I heard meow. ”

"I didn't hear it, you're hallucinating..."The completely opposite voice came out of the mouths of Emperor Meow and the old Taoist, the old Taoist priest looked at Emperor Meow stupidly, and jumped up more than two meters high, "You, you too?!!!..."

"Strange?" Agu looked at him with a smile, "It's not as strange as the statue to speak, right?"

The old Taoist priest's nostrils turned to the sky, "That's an immortal manifestation!"

"Wow, that's amazing. Agu waved his hand lazily, "It's unexpected, there is a monster hidden here, the skill is not low, I have been in Tianhai City for so many years, and I didn't know that there was a monster with more than a hundred years of skill hidden, a hundred years, two hundred years, it wouldn't be 300 years of skill, right?"

"200 years. A yellow-striped tiger-skinned kitten jumped over, took a sip of a beer bottle, blinked at the barbecue, licked off the drooling saliva and pushed the barbecue plate away.

"Don't eat some meat?"

"This tiger is going to achieve positive results, and he will be a mount for the gods in the future, and the gods will be vegetarians. ”

"Vegetarian or drinking?"

"Don't you watch TV? The gods all drink, but they don't eat much meat. Garfield smacked off with his paws, "Poor Garfield, the Garfield who preceded Garfield, is the pirated version on TV." What's your name? Garfield will definitely promote you when he becomes a fairy mount in the future, hmm... This beer is delicious, it must be very expensive. ”

"It's just 6 yuan of silver wheat. ”

"Six dollars a bottle, that's so expensive!" Garfield exclaimed, "The little Taoist priest and I both drink two dollars a bottle." ”

The old Taoist priest scratched his head in embarrassment, and Agu couldn't help but roll his eyes, how poor and sour are you are? But you are a good monster, you can live like this poor and sour, how can you rob and eat people or something.

"Meow. Emperor Meow stared at Garfield vigorously, "Meow, are you a tiger?"

"If it is fake, I will be a fairy mount in the future. Garfield's face was smug.

"Meow!"

Emperor Meow was angry all of a sudden: "Bullshit tiger, how do you think you are also a cat, meow, or a Chinese pastoral cat! Bastard, don't you have any self-esteem, you should be proud of being a noble cat, you actually call yourself a tiger, and you have to be a mount for others?"

"What's wrong with the tiger? The tiger is qualified to be the mount of the gods, but the cat is not qualified!"

"Tigers are a subspecies, low-level, garbage, and unpopular things, and cats are noble and cute and self-supreme, look at them," pointing at Agu and the old Taoist priest, he shouted: "They are all shovelers, and they all have to serve our cats, and you want to be a mount for others?"

"Bastard, the tiger is noble, and the tiger can be a mount for the gods!"

"Cat noble!"

"Tiger is noble!"

"Cat noble!"

....

The old Taoist priest smiled bitterly, Agu was even more dizzy than him, what is the matter, a lynx has to be a cat, and a cat has to say that he is a tiger, "Felines are all neurotics!" Agu took a bite of the barbecue.

It was already white-hot over there, Garfield jumped back, and the fur on his body exploded, "You dead lynx actually insulted the tiger, and even insulted my dream of being a fairy mount, in the name of the gods, I want to duel with you!"

"You actually said that Meow is a lynx, and a duel is a duel!" "Emperor Meow also blew up, "Agu, let's go together!"

"Shameless!"

"Don't think that you're afraid of you with 200 years of skill, Meow only has 120 years of skill and still abuses you, Agu is together, they are two people, we are also two people, it's fair. ”

"Shameless!"

"2-on-2 is fair!"

"Don't have a dog face!"

"You're a dog!"

The old Taoist priest shrunk his neck, for fear that Garfield would really promise Emperor Meow 2 to 2, is he purely a head-starter? Chen Changsheng watched them 'immortals' fight in a daze, and suddenly ran over with a rolling belt, "Immortals! Taoist immortals! Buddhism deceives people too much, and the immortals want to be the villain's masters!"

"Fuck off!" Garfield was not polite.

The old Taoist priest touched his nose, "Otherwise, let's help him, it's so pitiful to hear him say for so long." ”

"The calf's nose is indiscriminately kind, your ancestors are indiscriminate in their kindness for 18 generations, and they don't look at how many years they have to live, and they don't even leave a descendant, who will clean the Taoist temple in the future? Who will serve me in my cultivation? Who will accompany me to soar?" Garfield said as tears fell, "You don't care about yourself, it won't be long before I have to bury your great-grandfather, your grandfather, your grandfather, your father, and bury you, they still have a successor, you have broken the incense, I, I, I..."

"Ancestors don't cry. "The old Taoist priest brushed its hair," woo grunt~~~" Garfield let out a comfortable purr, turned over and asked the old Taoist priest to scratch its belly, "Okay, for your sake, this tiger will help him, that monk... The abbot is it, right? This tiger has captured him and buried him, so it would be better to prepare a little ghost who will serve you tea and pour water in advance. ”

"It's going to kill people!" Emperor Meow immediately complained, "Arrest it, shut it up, shoot it!"

"Stinky lynx. ”

"What are you talking about?

Agu pulled them away, "Forget it, I'll make a move, no matter what you say, it's also a Taoist cat... Tiger, I don't want Tianhai City to make a big war between the monsters and warriors of the two families of Buddhism and Taoism. ”

Garfield: "Hmph, it's good to kill that bald donkey." ”

"Violence doesn't solve the problem. ”

Agu looked at Chen Changsheng with a smile: "But what exactly do you want?"