Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?Agu opened his hangover eyes, threw the jingling guy out of his hand, smashed it out of the window, flew around and turned back, and slammed it on his head. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Jingle jingle and get up quickly, the early worms are eaten by the birds. "It's weird, it's almost like a ringtone that can puncture the eardrum, and the system doesn't know where to get the mobile phone ringtone, which almost suffocates Agu to death, "What do you want to do? You don't call me to get up so idle!" Agu's wake-up gas exploded.

"It's a phone, a phone, your sister. "The system automatically turns on, video.

"!" Agu hurriedly jumped up, put on his clothes within half a second of the video connection, and blinked his big cute eyes on the side of the phone, glancing hard at his unbuttoned shirt, "Hey, I thought there was something good to see." ”

"You're pretty quick to get through to the video. Agu said predictively.

"Is it the video you dialed over, it's still a little girl. "You don't give an inch.

Agu casually perfunctory, "I accidentally bumped into it, what are you calling me for?" I'm sleeping at this time, you should know, right?"

"Oh, you're going to blame King Li, he's going to say you know about that, I guess you don't, give you a heads up. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Emperor Flow. ”

"Emperor Flowing Pulp?" Agu was stunned for a moment, he knew this.

It was once said in "Zi Bu Si" that all plants and trees become demons must receive the essence of Yuehua, but it must be Gengshen Night Yuehua. Because of the night moon of Gengshen, there is an emperor flow pulp, which is shaped like countless olives, ten thousand golden wires, and hangs down in strings. The plants and trees in the world can become demons by their essence, and the foxes and ghosts can show their magical powers. Plants and trees have sex without life, and pulp has sex, which can replenish life; foxes and ghosts have their own lives, so food is also beneficial.

Basically, the reason why a monster can become a monster is because the moonlight of Gengshen Night contains Emperor Liquid Pulp, and there is a Gengshen Night every 60 years, and ordinary grass and trees can become a demon if they hit the luck, and it is already a monster who eats it, and a night of cultivation can also withstand decades of penance, so no monster will miss the opportunity once in 60 years.

At that time, the monsters in the demon area will run out, and the animals and plants of good luck will become a member of the ghosts, Agu knows that it will be the busiest and most desolate period for the traffic police, and the little guy who has just become a demon is very rare and bloody, and eating people is their fastest way to cultivate.

It's very simple to deal with the little guys, kill and catch them, but it's difficult to deal with a lot of little guys, and at the same time you have to pay attention to the monsters that come out of the demon area, these monsters don't look down on the blood of ordinary humans, but those little monsters are a big supplement, they don't mind swallowing a few, just kill a human and plant it.

I'm going to run for my life, Agu couldn't help but shake his head, but his eyes flashed with excitement, Emperor Flowing Pulp, this thing is not only effective for monsters, but also for him, he has gone through the Heavenly Dao to wash the muscles and cut the marrow, and his body is closer to nature, other martial artists don't dare to absorb Emperor Flowing Pulp, he can't digest it, but he can't wait for this, Emperor Flowing Pulp has a greater effect on him than on ordinary monsters.

"What number?" he asked in a low voice.

"It's been a few days, well, just look at the calendar, I'm hanging up, there's a monster here who killed people's doors, I see it!"

"Oh my God, I hope Chen Changsheng's bastard has slept too, oh my God, the criminal police team has called me more than a dozen times!" There was a faint sound downstairs, in fact, the sound insulation effect of this building was very good, but it couldn't withstand Agu's ears, he hurriedly stomped on the floor, "Li Nanshuang?" The voice passed through the ground.

"Agu?" Li Nanshuang shouted, "What kind of broken sound insulation, can you hear this? I said do you live upstairs? Aren't you? Hurry up and give me a ride, I didn't buy a car!"

"I'm not free, I'm going to sleep. ”

He really wanted to sleep, but the sound of Suosuo downstairs made him unable to sleep at all, okay?

After a while, the sound of going upstairs came, "Agu, your door?" Li Nanshuang poked his head and walked in, "Why is your door broken... Oh my God, who are these guys? You had another drink yesterday? You're crazy!"

"I didn't drink it. Agu opened his eyes and said nonsense, and kicked the ghost doctor aside, the ghost doctor turned over with the wine bottle and continued to sleep, Mo Xiaopang felt that it was stinking, grabbed the big foot under his nose and hugged him and continued to sleep. "This is a film police officer who joined you with you, and he also has a backstage. Li Nanshuang patted the little fat man's face, and suddenly jumped up, "Hurry up, hurry up, you have to send me over, it's hard for us to take a taxi!"

During working hours, it is difficult to take a taxi in the whole city at this point, Agu glanced at her, "Next to the criminal police team, why don't you just drive a police car?"

"I don't know how to drive. Li Nanshuang was arrogant, and suddenly grabbed Agu's hand and dragged him out, "Come with me!"

"Don't, don't, be careful!" It's strange that Agu can be dragged by someone, but he has a hangover and can't control his strength well, for fear of throwing Li Nanshuang away, so he can only follow the strength and go out, "Wait, how did your strength get bigger? at least 300 catties!"

"You're drunk, I only have 280 pounds of strength, I've measured it. ”

"Well, 280 is about the same as 300, she-tyrannosaurus. Agu muttered and put down the question, maybe it's really that he doesn't feel sensitive to strength after drinking too much, 280, 300, well, in fact, it's not much worse...

"Is it coming? Is the captain coming?"

"Not yet, is it because she drank too much yesterday and no one answered the phone. ”

Liu Ruohai and Xiao Li commanded the criminal police team, except for Li Nanshuang, they were the highest rank of police officers present, and the people's police and armed police sent people to ask one after another, but what could they do? The current situation completely exceeded their ability to deal with it!

"Resist! Destroy the Buddha!"

"Resist! Destroy the Buddha!"

Chen Changsheng held a banner and led the crowd forward, his face was full of 'sublime' madness, people couldn't help but feel that this was a defender, the kind that was desperate for the sake of the defender, Liu Ruohai couldn't help but sigh that the society buried talents, Chen Changsheng was just a department store freight agent, and now it seems that he is a natural leader and orator!

"What the hell should I do? They went to the Shuiling Temple, which is full of Buddhists, and this will cause a lot of turmoil!"

"How do I know what to do? Now it's not the same thing to fight against people, can we use tear gas? Who can afford to bear the consequences!" Liu Ruohai is going crazy, tear gas is something that is only used to deal with bandits and rioters, is it a bandit over there? That is a riotous people? The country has not had a riot for many years, and if it is done like this, the director of the bureau will have to step down. "Captain Li hasn't come yet, then call the director and ask him to press the formation himself, damn it, I can't help it!"

"The director is on a business trip. ”

"!" Liu Ruohai dropped his hat directly, remembering that the director was really on a business trip, "Then report it, we can't afford this matter!"

"When the people from above come, they will already enter the Water Spirit Temple!"

"!" Liu Ruohai had nothing to say.

The deputy bureau is about to retire, and people have already found an excuse to hide if they don't go to this troubled water, the director is not this kind of person, but there is no way to go on a business trip, he wanted to call for instructions, and suddenly a gray dragon came straight to him, "What the hell is there and speeding!" Liu Ruohai jumped into the police car and said goodbye, "Martial law ahead, no traffic!"

"It's me. Li Nanshuang jumped off the locomotive.

Liu Ruohai sat stupidly on the car, Li Nanshuang didn't hear what he said, he suddenly jumped out of the police car, looked left and right at Agu's locomotive, and looked up and down, "Brake instantly at 300 mph? Isn't there any inertia? I won't throw you out? I'm a motorcycle enthusiast, you're... Agu?" finally saw the people in the car, and the embarrassment flashed into a bright smile for a moment, "This car is borrowed for me to play with, we are all in the same system, and we are all in the criminal police team." ”

"I'm just a traffic policeman and driver. Agu locked the car and got down.

"Don't mind, bang!" Liu Ruohai was kicked out by Li Nanshuang when he wanted to stop him, "Vomit~~~ Eldest sister, your kick is so powerful, vomit and vomit~~" All the wine and food last night squirted out, and Liu Ruohai rolled his eyes and fainted.

"I didn't make any effort..."Li Nanshuang also fainted.

Agu looked at her with interest, and at this time he had woken up a lot, and he could see that something was wrong with Li Nanshuang, "The strength has become greater, and... Very talented as a martial artist. "There are very few people in the world who can practice martial arts, and only one of 10,000 people can practice, and ninety percent of them can only cultivate to the point where they can open the stele and crack the stone, and they can't advance an inch, Li Nanshuang used to be an ordinary person who had no qualifications to practice martial arts, but now it's completely different.

"What happened yesterday?"

"It's nothing, it's just that the body is a lot lighter, by the way, there's an extra book at the head of the bed, I guess I'm drunk and don't know where to catch it. ”

"What book?"

"I can't understand the words like ghost drawings. Li Nanshuang shouted for someone to carry Liu Ruohai away, and hurriedly walked towards the crowd of marchers, "Busy, busy, how can you have the time to care about any books? Hey, if you're fine, just help with the handle, how can you say that you are also a policeman, although you are a traffic policeman." ”

"Got it, but you'd better read that book if you have time. Agu followed, squinting in the direction of the west, where Lin Zixia waved at him with a smile on her face.

"The immortals caressed my top, and my hair was immortal... Shit luck..."Agu muttered to himself.

As its name suggests, the stream is very beautiful, this is a small hill that is not high, the winding stone steps extend upward, the two sides of the stone steps are the streams that flow down from above, many travelers sit on the edge of the stone steps, put their feet into the turbulent stream, and enjoy the rare leisure. More are devout or less devout believers, they hold large packets of yellow paper incense candles, incense candles are longer than the other, occasionally bumping into shorter than their own and proudly raising their heads, as if the length of the incense candles is their standard of piety.

Look at my incense candles longer than yours, and the Buddha will surely bless me. Their eyes can speak, the incense candles are relatively short, they flash to the side, as if they can't raise their heads, and they don't have inferiority complex when they think that there are also incense candles selling on it, and they secretly grit their teeth and must buy the longest Buddha worship, even if the incense and candles sold in the temple are many times more expensive.

Lai Kong slowly walked to the top of the mountain, and along the way, the believers gave him a way out, "Master Dawn." "The empty abbot. The salutation full of respect kept coming into his ears, and he also folded his hands and bowed his head, but when he saw the yellow paper incense candles carried by the believers, his eyes couldn't help but be full of disappointment.

"I have to find a reason, I have to find a reason! So many incense and candles are bought from below, how much money will be lost! Hmm, it will be handed over to the association, and the old abbot and those elders will be honored, I have to open up the source and reduce the expenditure, otherwise there will be no money to spend. "With the compassion on his empty face, no one knows how many male thieves and prostitutes are hidden in his stomach, and if it doesn't affect his income, he doesn't care if others know, monk, isn't it also a profession? 9 to 5 is his work and rest time, just going to work, that's all.

"Abbot!" the gray-clothed monk ran over and said breathlessly, "That Chen Changsheng brought people up the mountain, and I don't think it's good. ”

"Amitabha. He nodded with a smile, "Chen Changsheng, the old man knows that his family is all believers, very devout believers, but he himself has suffered from a disability and blasphemed the Buddha." It doesn't matter, we have to be merciful and not care about that person. ”

"Master's Dharma is profound!"

"The master is merciful!"

The believers shouted loudly, "Don't worry, Master, if they dare to make trouble in the holy land of Buddhism, we won't look at it." ”

"Yes, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are watching, we must protect the holy land of Buddhism!"

"Amitabha. ”

I made a joke and went up the mountain.

The believers of the Shuiling Temple were waiting intently, and the tourists were also scrambling to see the excitement, but they didn't know that someone was already in a hurry to burn their eyelashes, and Li Nanshuang caught the criminal police team and scolded: "What are you doing to eat! Why don't you stop everyone when they're here?"

"Let's stop it now, right now!"

"What else to stop!"

Li Nanshuang looked at the crowd of the parade helplessly, those people were already surrounded by tourists, and the believers of the Shuiling Temple were also watching from the side, although there were three groups of people, each group was only a few hundred people, but they were all the same, as long as they went up to stop the people led by Chen Changsheng, they would inevitably implicate the other two groups, and it was easy to have a chaotic battle.

If it is their duty to stop illegal assemblies, then implicating the other two groups of people can only be said to have hurt the innocent. Li Nanshuang took the people of the criminal police team to touch it, and the armed police and auxiliary police followed and watched, ready to stop the riot at any time.

Agu looked at the passionate Chen Changsheng, and then at the great monk who walked steadily up the mountain, and his eyes slowly narrowed.

It is said that monsters are chaotic, but people seem to be a little more vicious than monsters for the sake of profit...."It will be a success. Agu groaned, shaking his head at the 'cannon fodder' on the mountain.

Chen Changsheng led people into the Daxiong Treasure Hall, that's right, just go, they walked in quietly and without saying a word, Chen Changsheng took the lead in sitting down in the hall, ignoring the dust on the ground where people came and went.

"Behold, this is the Buddha, the Bodhisattva. He pointed to the statue in the middle of the main hall, "Isn't it just a clay puppet, but it's just such a clay puppet, there are so many clay puppets!" His fingers drew circles in the air, bypassing many Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, etc., and finally landed on the merit box in the center, "They asked us to donate sesame oil money, saying that they bless us, but - did they bless us!"

"No!" everyone said in unison.

"I knelt in front of the Buddha for 3,000 years, and I didn't see my Buddha feel pity. Mo is dust covering the eyes of the Buddha, it is not the money for incense. Chen Changsheng's voice became higher and higher, "If the Buddha is not greedy, why should the world worship? The Buddha does not love vanity, why should the world kneel and worship? I have the Buddha in my heart, but the Buddha has no self, I have suffered all the hardships in the world, ask the Buddha, and the Buddha says: Everything has a fixed number." I laughed: If you can't help me, what's the use of me worshipping you?"

"It's useless!" the group of people shouted louder.

Chen Changsheng sighed, his eyes were full of compassion, as if he was more merciful to sentient beings than Nyolai who was sitting upright, "The Buddha said that he purified all sentient beings, but he didn't see anyone in transition; In the turbulent years, the Buddha closed the mountain gate and did not ask about the world; In the peaceful and prosperous world, the Buddha purified all sentient beings and transformed the world, and the Tao returned to the mountains and forests to participate in the enlightenment of the Tao. The pagan religions outside the state rot people's hearts, circle money and food, and they should be punished! If you don't see the ferryers, you can only see the gilding, and you should be destroyed! If you don't see the monks eating fasting and chanting the scriptures, you can only see the bald donkeys wearing gold and silver, and they should be killed!"

"Kill, kill, kill!"

Chen Changsheng suddenly sighed, "However, we can't kill." He smiled and hugged the whole world, "It is the Buddha who is unkind, but not our brothers and sisters, we are not here to fight, violence cannot solve the problem, we just want to tell all sentient beings, what did the Buddha do? What did the monks do? They squandered our blood and sweat and made us grateful, and asked us to kneel at their feet and bow our heads! I would rather believe in the Tao, Taoism is the true compassion." ”

"Look, what a luxurious merit box, wearing gold and silver on the outside, and the belly is full of money and food, but who has seen this in the Taoist temple? With a look full of disdain, I warn you that if you don't donate as much as your predecessors, you won't be blessed, and if you don't donate as much as your predecessors, you must go to the eighteenth layer of hell!"

There was silence, "No, it's not like that. The devout disciples of the Water Spirit Temple shouted, but the kind of lust made everyone laugh out loud in their hearts.

"That's right, this guy is quite capable. "Agu drinks tea leisurely.

"All things are like dreams and bubbles, like dew and electricity, and they should be viewed as such. In the abbot's room next door, he clasped his empty hands together and looked like a monk, his eyes unconsciously skimmed the corner of the table, there was a small business card there, which looked very ordinary, but he pinched it with his hands, hard, very metallic, it was a silver business card.

More critical is the title above, Executive Director and General Manager of the Tianhuan Orphanage Foundation Association... Tianhai Orphanage He has heard of the orphanage, which has been very famous recently, and has continuously spent tens of millions of dollars on major projects. "This kind of charity should also believe in Buddhism, and I don't know what bad things I have done to accumulate yin virtue for myself. The empty music blossomed, and his face was still solemn.

"Chairman Gu came to the temple, it is really the temple is full of brilliance, I don't know what you have to do?"

"Nothing. Agu looked outside through the thin straw curtain, "It's all like this, you don't care, if the fight starts, it will be miserable." ”

"The four major monks are empty, the world is confused, and religious disputes are no more than floating clouds. ”

"The four are empty, then I'll donate money to build the temple..."Agu stood up in disappointment, "Forget it, I'd better go out." ”

"Don't...", the empty almost jumped up, and hurriedly maintained his demeanor and said: "The old man also wants to be born in the four empty places, but he can't get rid of this stinky skin, the old man has an obsession, that is, he wants to gild the Buddha and Bodhisattva of the Shuiling Temple, but he is shy in the bag... Alas... In the end, you can't get rid of this obsession, after all, it is a great merit, and if you do it, you will have a blessing in the next life. "Donate money to build a temple? Build a temple! How much money does that have to be!

Agu looked outside, "But you don't care, it seems like it's going to make a big fuss." ”

The believers of the Shuiling Temple were speechless, full of anger turned into anger, their fists clenched and they were about to stage a real hand-to-hand fight, Chen Changsheng stopped his own people from doing it, and looked at the believers of the Shuiling Temple with anticipation, "Fight, fight, fight... It doesn't matter if you kill a few or dozens of them, it will be a big deal, I am the representative of Taoism, and if I have an excuse to stab myself in a higher place, it is better to shock the whole country!" he looked forward to this, the resentment in his eyes was covered with viciousness, and he was even ready to puff up his chest and rush to slap it a few times, in that case, the police who followed him would not be able to stop the anger of the masses.

"It's really going to be a big deal. Agu sighed, "Is it bloodshed? Unlucky, did I change the temple to donate money?"

"With the old man here, it won't hurt anyone. He hurriedly spoke, he also hoped that things would be big, and the celebrities would have to hype it, but the ready-made money could not be ignored, and he said to Agu, "Donor, please sit down for a while, and the old man will go back when he goes." ”

"Okay. Agu sat back with a grin.

Watching the abbot in the golden-silk red-bottomed robe walk out, Agu suddenly smiled.

"You lied to the monk, meow, just you, donate money?" Emperor Meow blew his beard and glared.

"Haha. Agu smiled and played with the teacup, he has 200 years of skill, and he has so much merit in caring about ordinary people's affairs, but he can't bear to involve many people, "How much merit can there be in this matter?"

"You said you don't do anything good, it's so troublesome..."

"No one cares about too many casualties, I'm a good person. Agu said something he didn't believe, but Emperor Meow tilted his head to look at him, and nodded his little head, "Yes, Meow, if the warriors are in chaos, you don't care, ordinary people... You always look at them as heavy. ”

"Really?" said Agu smiled again, perhaps with a little pity for the weak... Xing, the people suffered, died, the people suffered, and finally the country and the people were safe, everyone could eat enough, such a world, he didn't maintain it, so who else would maintain it?

I am the policeman of the heavenly court after all, and the affairs of the world are also in my charge. Agu's eyes narrowed with a cold light.