Chapter 133: A demon is knocking on the door
The jets crossed the snow-white line in the sky, the cumulonimbus clouds continued to disperse, and the bright moonlight shone on the heavens and the earth, "Thank you, Mr. Gu!" "Thank you, Mr. Gu!" All kinds of salutations came from the rooftops of buildings of different heights, when the people in the city were in a hurry, and had no time to appreciate the beautiful moonlight, in the eyes of the monsters who had been waiting for a long time, there seemed to be hundreds of billions of olives in the moonlight tonight, bound by the silver moonlight, hanging down on the whole city. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ ο½ο½fo
And a woman on the edge of the city was blazing, and her eyes were like silk, glancing at the clear night of the city, "Dispel the rain clouds, human technology... It's getting more and more like a monster's spell. β
"Hehe, compared with the monsters, humans are more like monsters, they can fly in the sky, they can swim in the water, they can walk through the dirt, they put the cannibalistic society in gorgeous fur, and the name is 'competition', he~~~ The naked law of the jungle. β
The woman looked up, and the gloomy rain clouds dissipated instantly, and the wilderness also fell with something like a weeping willow, and she began to capture and collect this thing called Emperor Flowing Pulp, and fused it into her body.
A big opportunity once in 60 years, even she doesn't want to miss it....
"I see how charming Qingshan is, and I expect Qingshan to see me like this. The woman admired the beautiful scenery in front of her from the bottom of her heart, smiled like ten thousand flowers, and then smiled like a hundred miles of the city, her charm was so dazzling, it seemed that the bright moon hanging high was overshadowed, "Willing to help the monster disperse the rain clouds, instead of trying to suppress the strength of the monster, the city's traffic police are really interesting, I really want to... Taste his blood..."
"I really want to eat meat..."A hundred miles away, a round guy rushed back and forth to find the emperor's flowing pulp, and his mouth let out a painful moan: "Woo, why did I take such a sad job, I really want to eat meat, meat, meat, meat, I want to eat meat!" Its eyes were green, staring at the bright and shining neon lights of the city, and drooling, "Meat! There's a lot of meat there!"
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"Meat! I want to eat meat! Serve me a large plate of meat!"
KFC is full of people, everything is as normal as it has been for decades, people who are busy with life, busy with work and busy enjoying don't know how much has changed last night, the original monsters are even stronger, how many of their pets, stray cats and dogs on the road, and even the toads living in the sewers have become incomprehensible existences, staring at their bodies with coveted eyes, just waiting for the moment when their desires are difficult to provoke.
The guy who has just become a monster is still very weak.,Large dogs or something have the ability to eat people.,Small animals can only float in the desire to survive.,Deeply buried the instinct to eat people to evolve.,Their eyes don't hide their greed.,Just don't have that ability.,Occasionally, there are a few powerful people who will always meet a few smiling guys.,Kind.γKind.γKindly, cordially invite them to a cup of tea.,Or coffee from the special police department.γ
Bai Xiaomeng turned around in Tianhai City several times, but he didn't see half a little monster, and when he remembered the king's command, he wanted to cry, "Woo woo no, the old-timers said that it was easy to meet the emperor and the little monster who had just opened the wisdom, but why is there no one here?"
"Meat! I want to eat meat! Serve me a large plate of meat!"
The people at the counter looked at this cute little fat man in amazement, "Do you want to eat fried chicken legs?" asked the clerk with a smile.
"Yes, fried chicken thighs! As long as it's meat, I want a lot, a lot of meat!" Bai Xiaomeng opened her arms and gestured to a big plate, "I want such a big plate, it's full of meat." β
"Let's start with three, you shouldn't be able to eat that much... 57 yuan, thank you for your patronage. β
The clerk of KFC professionally delivered three large chicken legs, and then looked at Bai Xiaomeng with wide eyes, "More more!" Bai Xiaomeng made a bigger circle, took out a handful of money and threw it on the table.
And then....
The crowd watched and took pictures, "Oh my God, this little fat man is too good to eat, right?"
"Compared to him, the girl in Tianjin who ate a thousand yuan is simply weak. β
"Don't talk about that girl, the one in the island country, what Kinoshita Yu, the island country Internet celebrity who eats hundreds of pounds of food in one meal is in vain, how many chicken legs has he eaten? 50 or 100?"
Bai Xiaomeng didn't care what the people around him thought, he felt that he was already very face-saving, he didn't steal or spend his own money, I remember that the king said that there are traffic police in the city, what is the traffic police? Can you eat it? He also remembers that a certain old-timer said that Tianhai City is only a third-tier city, and he doesn't know what the third-tier and second-tier things are, but the traffic police here are very weak, and the old-timers said it.
"Xiaomeng is a good baby, my mother said that you can't steal things to eat, you can't grab things to eat, humans are our good friends... Woo mom, I miss you, how many years have you been dead? a hundred years or two hundred years? Xiaomeng is a big monster. Bai Xiaomeng shed tears, mixed with fragrant fried chicken thighs into his mouth, soon he forgot what his mother was, so many years of sadness is limited, it has been eating, eating hard, the mountains and forests are not roasted fragrant and oily good things.
"I'm sorry sir, your advance payment is not enough. β
"Shrimp?" Bai Xiaomeng swallowed the meat in her mouth and reluctantly licked the bones, "How much did I eat?"
The KFC clerk's face cramped, "5,000 yuan, you ate 5,000 yuan of fried chicken thighs." "There is a lot of gap between this and KFC's inventory, but it's just one person, one person ate 5,000 yuan of fried chicken legs?
Bai Xiaomeng burst into tears again, "5,000 yuan, all the funds given by the king, what will I eat and drink next? If I can't complete the task, the king will kill Xiaomeng..."
"I picked it up by the river, how many..."
"It can't be gold, can it?"
"It seems like it's really gold, he's by the river..."
"Picked up..."
"Good dog luck!"
The surroundings were like explosions, and the little sister clerk couldn't help but grab the gold and take a bite, her eyes straightened, "We don't accept gold, this, this..."
"Really?"
"I really don't accept it!"
"It's a pity, okay, give it back to me. β
The little fat man grabbed the gold nugget and took it back, but he didn't move it with all his strength, and then he tried harder, and he made a sound that seemed to be snatched out of the suction cup, and the little sister clerk almost cried, looking at such a big piece of gold pitifully, she had never seen so much in her life.
Bai Xiaomeng grabbed the gold and walked out, touching her stomach, she was so hungry, she wasn't full yet...
.........
"Agu, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing?"
"What are you doing, my savior?"
The mobile phone rang vigorously, Liwang, Youyou, and the 16 traffic police who followed his rules sent condolences from nearby cities, nothing more than they have been busy recently, they will be busy and crazy and tired to death and want to say hello to the leader or something, Agu has no doubt that they are purely tired and aggrieved, calling to find sympathy for the same disease, looking for comfort.
"Oh, so busy. Agu nibbled on ice cream.
"Oh, you're done, you know. "Turn on the air conditioner and eat the melons and fruits that Mo Xiaopang washed.
"It's really too busy, and Emperor Liquid Pulp has at least two hundred more monsters. β
To make the brothers and sisters a little relieved, Agu looked at the 'strange shape' under his feet and in the cage, "Well, to be exact, it should be 235, all of them are here." "Emperor Meow, Garfield, Ghost Doctor, and Mo Xiaopang are also enjoying themselves, and they don't help much, Hua Qianxue is in a hurry to show when she first arrives, and most of the little monsters here are captured by her.
The remaining half is caught by a man with only half a handful of hair next to him, if there are any characteristics of this man, it is ugly, very ugly, especially ugly, in fact, it is no wonder that people, mandrills, not to 500 years of skill can not be turned into a human form, is the appearance of makeup mixed in the city, can you expect him to look handsome?
At this time, Shan Xiao Ai Dashan was so aggrieved that he burst into tears and shrank in the corner to play with his mobile phone.
"Go farther, don't let Mr. Gu look at his stomach. Hua Qianxue reminded him (it?) very warmly.
"Yes, yes, don't make Master sick to his stomach!" the ghost doctor made a dog's leg, he looked at Agu's squinting eyes, and licked his saliva vigorously, "Master, how do you absorb the emperor's slurry?" The scalpel unconsciously appeared in the palm of his hand.
Swish!
Emperor Meow, Garfield, Mo Xiaopang, as well as Hua Qianxue and Shan Xiao appeared in front of him instantly, the claws of the two 'cats' all stretched out to press his head, Hua Qianxue's nails popped out two inches long, clasping his shoulders, Shan Xiao Ai Dashan was even more terrifying, suddenly became more than two meters high, and the big foot kicked down.
The ghost doctor didn't dare to resist, and the big master who crossed the river with a reed was abused by a few little monsters who had hundreds of years of low skills.
"I was wrong, I am guilty, Master help!"
"Hahaha..." several youkai glanced at each other and laughed at the same time.
Agu opened his eyes and saw this scene, "Don't make a fuss. "The house he rented is not small, but it is already the limit to fit so many monsters, okay, thanks to the spells of Hua Qianxue and Garfield, these two monsters with inheritance have finally expanded the space of his room tenfold with great effort, and it still seems cramped to install more than two hundred little monsters, and they can't have a home if they toss it again.
"How much skill have you improved?" Agu asked with a smile.
"The little demon has improved his power by 50 years, and now he is a monster with 200 years of power. Ai Dashan hurriedly replied.
"The little woman is now 260 years old. "Hua Qianxue made a lady's ceremony, and secretly gave the ghost doctor a sole under the long skirt... High heels.
Agu nodded, "One has been promoted for 50 years, and the other has been improved for 60 years, both are not bad, Garfield, what about you?"
"70 years. Garfield's face was full of pride, "I'm a tiger with Taoist inheritance, I must have improved more than them, how much have you improved the Death Lynx? Haha, don't say less than 50 years, right? β
Emperor Meow replied with a roll of his eyes.
Agu patted Emperor Meow's little head, "I have improved my skill for 100 years, and now I have 300 years of skill." β
"Meow. Emperor Meow raised his head and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Garfield reluctant.
"Haha Meow has improved his skills for 160 years, and now he is a big monster with 280 years of skills, you are not as strong as me, and Agu is stronger than me for 20 years, just a little meow. β
The red eyes suddenly burned towards it.
"Haha, I'm not targeting a certain cat, I'm saying that everyone here is garbage, hahahaha garbage, this meow is invincible and qualified, and has improved his skills for 160 years, do ?...you envy it? Hey, hey, what kind of eyes are you? This is jealousy! Chiguoguo's pink eye!"
Garfield glanced at it up and down a few times, and said grimly, "Zhou Peel!"
Agu also figured it out and gritted his teeth, "Landlord!"
Hua Qianxue and Ai Dashan haven't figured out what's going on yet, but it doesn't prevent them from spraying people, "The villain has the ambition, falls into the well, is despicable and shameless...", and a bunch of idioms were thrown over.
Emperor Meow didn't care about this, his hair trembled, and he got the little ghost out and brushed it with hair, "Meow, you can't do this, it's not as comfortable as the master." The little ghost was so aggrieved that his face turned black. (Formerly green)
Now Hua Qianxue and Ai Dashan also know what's going on, Emperor Meow is a lynx, he can drive ghosts, this guy must have sent the ghosts out to fly to catch the emperor's slurry, and it perfectly interprets what is called exploitation, what is called sitting and enjoying it, it takes all the emperor slurry caught by the ghost to himself.
"Zhou Papi!"
"White-Haired Girl!"
"Three feet high!"
"Get out of the pan!"
A few monsters think it's a good idea to steam the black cat for lunch.
The ghost doctor really wanted to shout out his strength at the top of his voice, look at me, look at me! I'm a great master of 530 years of skill! But I still shut up, even if he has 530 years of cultivation, I didn't pay attention to him at this time.
Knock knock, there's a knock on the door.
"Is anyone home?" said a polite voice outside.
Before the door could be opened, the knock on the door turned into a sound like a drum, and someone whispered: "Mother said that good children should be polite, but I have been 'polite', and you still don't open the door..."
"How do you open the door?" The little hand touched around and didn't touch the doorknob, so he simply tore it left and right, tearing the security door was as simple as tearing a small piece of paper, Bai Xiaomeng stretched his head out of the bigger hole, saw a group of people flustered, and smiled awkwardly, "It's all there." β
"It's all there. Agu had a dark face.
"Oh, it's all to blame for not opening the door, not to blame Xiaomeng, Xiaomeng knocked on the door very politely. β
"yes, I knocked three times and started tearing down the door. The ghost doctor rolled up his sleeves.
"What do you want to do?" Bai Xiaomeng jumped back and gestured like a boxer, "I told you that I am a big monster with 80 years of skill, do you know the big monster, do you understand, tell you, you can't beat Xiaomeng!"
Everyone: "..."
The ghost doctor just glanced at this little fat man and saw it clearly, speechless, there were black lines on his head, this guy seems to have lived for more than 200 years, and he only has 80 years of skill? Are you sure you are a monster? Do you know what it means to lose the face of a monster? Did your demon father and demon mother throw away the child and raise the placenta?
Bai Xiaomeng was proud, "The king said that this is only a third-tier city, even if the traffic police..." β
"Errand?" the ghost doctor rolled up his sleeves again.
"Can't beat it?" Hua Qianxue and Ai Dashan bared their fangs.
"Don't know each other?" Emperor Meow and Garfield blew up.
Bai Xiaomeng was so frightened that she kept retreating, stumbled with her left foot and slammed her right foot on the ground, and hurriedly stood up and spoke, "Ahhhh β
"Five-ten?" Agu narrowed his eyes.
"No, no... It doesn't matter if you don't complete them all, 30, as long as 30, you can't be less, Xiaomeng has to complete 60% of the tasks to not be beaten by the king, the king is so scary, she's a very scary monster!"
Poof, this little fat man... Agu, they couldn't help but laugh.
"Cowardice!"
"Shame on the monster's face!"
"Oh my God, we're not going to be like that in the future, I'd rather die!"
More than 200 little monsters made a fuss, "We don't go with it, we'd rather stew us, steam and braise it casually, don't bring such a shame!"
Bai Xiaomeng's face turned red all of a sudden.
The ghost doctor kicked it in the past, "80 years of skill is terrifying, look at this adult." Pointing at Agu, "My master has 300 years of skill, which is less than four times that of yours, and those two cats are also close to 300 years, even these two," pointing to Hua Qianxue and Ai Dashan, "They are also more than 200 years old, what the hell do you have to worry about?"
"Ahhh~~" Bai Xiaomeng was so frightened that she burst into tears, holding her head and shrinking into a ball, "Ahh β
"Who's going to eat you?"
The ghost doctor grabbed both sides of his face and pulled it, "80 years of skill have a human form, it doesn't seem to be a humanoid monster, do you want to study it?" The scalpel appeared again.
"Don't! Xiaomeng doesn't need to study, this is a painted skin, it's a painted skin!"
Bai Xiaomeng rolled on the ground, and a 'human skin' fell off, revealing her body.
"It's so cute!" Hua Qianxue's eyes lit up.
White fur and black circles, black lines in circles, Agu was also excited, this guy turned out to be a panda, a national treasure, he suddenly wanted to have a pet, what pet is more popular than a panda?
The ghost doctor picked up the painted skin as if he was touching a woman, "This is the painted skin? It's the first time I've seen it, it's ingenious, ingenious!"
"Human skin?" Agu was a little disgusted.
"No, it's humanoid skin made from various natural materials, but no one knows how to make it, and there's only one kind of monster in the world that can do it. β
"What youkai?"
"Mountain ghosts. β
The ghost doctor groaned in a low voice, "If someone is in the mountains, Xue Lixi takes the female dill; both smiling and smiling, Zi Muyu is good at being slender;
"I know," Agu interrupted him, "This is the mountain ghost chapter in Qu Yuan's Nine Songs, but there are still monsters like mountain ghosts in the world? β
Mountain ghosts, also known as mountain gods in ancient times, are a race of monsters with powerful mana and stunning faces, they are the race closest to gods, although they are not the existence of the real mountain god land, but they can be called mountain gods, you can imagine how powerful they are.
The powerful monster race of immortals has been moved to the earth immortal realm every now and then, which is also the reason why there is a fault in the strength of the mortal world, and the existence of surpassing the martial artist to become a monk has been cultivated later, otherwise in that dark era, what country can be presumptuous in China?
Youkai are such things, but they are much stronger than human territorial concepts...
"Are there still mountain ghosts in the mortal world?" Agu took the paint.
"Yes, yes, our king is!" Bai Xiaomeng betrayed his own king without hesitation.
"Oh, that should be strong, but the mountain ghost seems to be a vegetarian, right? What does she want these little monsters for?"
Bai Xiaomeng blinked stupidly, the panda or something was so cute, he looked Agu up and down, "Are you really a traffic policeman?"
"What's the matter with the traffic police?"
"But..."
Jingle bell~~~ Agu's mobile phone rang, and the faint voice came after answering the phone, "Oh, it's old, people forgot to tell you last time, some of the monster kings in the mountains and forests behind the emperor will send little monsters, and they will take away the little demons who just have wisdom and go back to the mountains and forests, you can distribute them independently... The youkai in the mountains and forests are very diligent, you can ask it to help. β
"Don't say it, I'm hanging, oh my God, that little scorpion wants to eat people, does it think this is a wilderness? Can poisoned people eat slowly? Don't say it, I'll kill it first!"
The phone hung up, and Agu looked at the panda speechlessly, "You?help?"
"Xiaomeng is very capable!"
"It's good to be able to eat. Emperor Meow said gloomily.
Well, you guessed it right, the panda was speechless, Bai Xiaomeng hated the cat, their spiritual sense was too accurate.
Remember, pandas are not cats!
Agu spread his hand, "But you also saw it, these little monsters have been caught, it's none of your business, the demons in the demon people area on my side really want new members to join, and looking at the appearance of these little monsters, they don't want to go with you." β
"No, Xiaomeng has to complete the task assigned by the king!"
"It's none of my business. β
"No way!"
"Do you have any opinions?" said Emperor Meow, starting to lick his paws.
"Woo, don't eat Xiaomeng, the panda's meat is sour and not delicious! Don't eat Xiaomeng!" Bai Xiaomeng shrunk into a ball again.
Emperor Meow patted it curiously, "Is the panda meat sour?"
"I've eaten, woo woo woo...."Bai Xiaomeng suddenly cried bitterly, "You bully Xiao Meng, woo mom, they bully Xiao Meng, Xiao Meng is so sad... "I didn't even want to paint the skin, and turned my head and rushed down the stairs.
Emperor Meow was stunned for a moment, "This... I bullied it?"
"That's right!" the youkai nodded together.
"Well, I bullied it. "Emperor Meow went back and asked the ghost to continue to brush his hair, bullying and bullying how to drop, cats just like to bully small animals," Meow is a cat, Meow is a cat. "It started purring like a cat.
There was another knock on the door.
This time it was very polite, even if no one paid attention to it, it still maintained a very gentle frequency and tapped gently.