Knock knock, knock knock... Agu raised his hand and beckoned, Hua Qianxue went over to open the door, she took two steps, and saw the ancient costume dress with the color of faint green willows from the broken gate, and her breathing was short, Agu heard the wheezing sound and held the Tang knife, the pupils of the two cats also shrank, the ghost doctor grabbed the needle in his hand, and only the simple mandrill scratched his head and didn't know what was going on. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zombies don't breathe, but Hua Qianxue, who has just become a drought, is obviously not used to the feeling of gas entering her body, she rarely breathes, let alone such a violent gasp, at this time she closed her eyes and suddenly opened the door.

"Miss!" "Miss!" turned pale instantly, as if he had just become a zombie.

"Sure enough, it's here. "This is a beautiful woman, her body is like a willow, her pale blue dress is also like a willow branch dancing in the wind, snow-white skin, long hair like a night, red lips and teeth, beautiful eyes, she has a dignified and beautiful face like a fairy in the sky, but her temperament is as elegant as the goddess of Luoshui, so that Agu has a feeling of difficulty breathing for a moment.

Agu has seen the Jade Rabbit and Zixia, which is the peerless face of 'only in the sky', but the woman in front of him, that is the limit of the world, makes all the men in the world fall for it.

"Who are you?" he couldn't help but ask, and he didn't know why, was it because of the feeling of danger or the instinct of a man?

"I see how charming Qingshan is, and I expect Qingshan to see me like this. ”

The woman gently held Hua Qianxue's hand, Hua Qianxue was originally a very beautiful drought, the strange beauty of the drought, and the weakness of the human woman were mixed together, which was enough to overshadow the so-called jade queen, but she was now standing there like a maid, no matter in appearance or feeling, she was just a maid and a supporting role, the woman seemed to say that sentence casually, her eyes didn't look at Agu, she just cared about talking to Hua Qianxue.

"Sister, it's been a long time. ”

"Miss..."

"You don't need to call me Miss, you still can't remember after so many years, we are sisters. ”

The woman smiled, and the corners of her mouth slightly overshadowed all the beauty in the world, "I heard that you were here, so I found it, and sure enough, when I came to the city, I noticed your smell, well, it still smells so good." Sister is not looking for you to play this time, or the mountains and forests are lonely and want to move to live with you, I heard that the city is good, as long as you come to report? He~~ Report, is it issued an ID card? Sister wants an identity very much. ”

Hua Qianxue looked at Agu in embarrassment, and finally attracted the woman's attention, she glanced at Agu, "What about weird, how can a small city have a martial artist of your level?" and looked at the ghost doctor again, and the ghost doctor trembled directly, "This one is stronger, but it's too ugly." ”

The ghost doctor is not a good-tempered person, but he has nothing to say when he is said to be too ugly by a woman, even if the woman in front of him says that men all over the world are ugly, I am afraid that no one is qualified to refute.

"It's a guest from afar. Agu laughed and said, "As long as you report and don't cause trouble, Tianhai welcomes all youkai." ”

"Sounds kind. ”

The woman was not polite at all, "You are the traffic police of this city?" Okay, report to me, there is also an ID card, the important thing is the ID card, he~~ How many years have you wanted to get an identity but can't get it, or modern society, an ID card has solved everything. The woman sounded embarrassed when she said the half-ancient words, but the voice like a light bell in the valley was refreshing, Agu smiled bitterly and shook his head, it shouldn't be difficult to give the monster an ID card with his identity, right?

"Name, origin, skill. He said mildly.

"What about the skill, you just fill in 700 years, I don't know how strong I am, but according to your division, it should be 700 years," ignoring the 700-year number, the ghost doctor's face changed greatly, she covered her mouth and laughed, "I have already told you my name and origin, did the world forget me so quickly? ”

"And—" the woman's eyes turned dangerous when she looked at Agu, "the cold blood is more refreshing, like chocolate in the heart of wine, soft in the mouth, and a line of throat." ”

"Meow!"

"Bold!"

Emperor Meow and the ghost doctor immediately became furious, Garfield was shrinking back, and when he saw Emperor Meow coming forward, his face turned red, and he also took a few steps forward.

"Miss..."Hua Qianxue anxiously tugged at the woman's sleeve.

"Heh~~ Teasing them. ”

The woman didn't seem to say anything, didn't do anything, and kindly stroked Hua Qianxue's hair, "Cut red and blue tears, the spring in the south is cold; Qianxue you know, heroes are ruthless and cowardly and unjust, ordinary people are so ordinary that people are pitiful, there are only three kinds of men, we shouldn't look at them in our eyes. She muttered a little distractedly, "It's been a long time since you've drunk the blood of a living person without me? Do you want to drink some of them, their strength is okay, I will give you a little supplement. ”

"Sister!" Hua Qianxue was anxious.

"Tease you. ”

The woman said something that seemed to be a joke, but Agu almost cramped when she grabbed Tang Dao's hand. Just kidding, funny? He didn't think that way at all. The woman in front of her didn't have any emotion when she mentioned them, she just seemed to say this: This piece of meat is good, watch my sister cook a braised pork for you to taste. "Damn, there's a tricky deal in Tianhai City. He sighed inwardly.

"Do you know who I am?" the woman finally took a little emotion.

Agu looked at her deeply, "Got it, you're a poor woman. ”

"What are you saying?

The woman's narrowed eyes shot out an inch-long pale cyan fire, "I'm not afraid that I'll kill you, suck your blood dry, and then stuff your flesh into the mouths of these two cats! You seem to know who I am, aren't you afraid of me because of my previous reputation? Am I not afraid!"

"You can try. "Agu is not cowardly at all, so the special monster can't talk well? It's a slapstick and a pretend, and Lao Tzu hasn't offended you! He touched the phone with his other hand, it's a big deal to get the golden horn out, isn't it just a chance to refine medicine, he can afford it!

"I don't know if the golden horn is good to talk or not, but at least it should be able to save my life. "Agu is ready, it's really not good to bombard her with a special missile, how awesome can you fight against the entire East China Police Department?

"Miss, don't!" Hua Qianxue pleaded again.

The woman glared at Agu, "Okay, for your sake. Pointing to Agu Yiqi's instructions, "Report to me, I want my ID card in a stick of incense, and I will also get it done, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind." ”

"Just report now, you want to get your ID card with a stick of incense?

"The little guy dares to talk back to me?"

"In Tianhai City, you have to abide by my rules, don't think that your fist is big, you can try whose fist is big!"

"You're looking for death?"

"Come on!"

One person and one demon stared at each other, Agu's momentum was not weak at all, the woman couldn't help but hesitate a little, in fact, she is the kind of monster who does what she wants, yes, but she doesn't have the courage to do it with the East China Police Department, she has been wandering in mountain villages and towns all these years, and has never set foot in the central jurisdiction of the special police, and she does not violate the lowest regulations, and the traffic police who manage the corners and corners will turn a blind eye, no way, can't beat ah.

But Agu is different, she didn't see fear in Agu's eyes, it is impossible to force Agu back, if you deal with Aguna, you will be entangled if you are injured, and if you are killed, you are a vegetarian when you are in the East China Police Department?

Killing a traffic policeman with 300 years of skill, the Charm Police Inspector definitely went out in person, thinking of the woman who was on par with her strength, she was stunned, that woman was absolutely crazy, even more crazy than her!

"Do you know that I only have 700 years of skill, but I am on par with the strength of your Charm Inspector?"

"It's my business!"

"You're not afraid at all?"

The woman was completely speechless, this guy was even crazier than the charm.

Agu looked at the woman in front of him, he had heard her name, not on the list of famous or difficult monsters, but in the tragic descriptions of TV, movies, and novels, he used to like this woman, but now it seems that hundreds of years of vicissitudes have completely blackened this woman, no, maybe it was blackened before, but it didn't have such a strong strength.

Qin Huai Bayan Liu is like this, Hedong Jun Liu is like this, and Liu Rushi, who has never lost his body among the heroes and heroes of the princes and generals, is not a simple woman no matter how he thinks, and now it is not a simple drought.

He sighed, "If you want to live well in the city, you have to obey the rules, if you think you are strong, you will mess around, can I also casually call on the troops of the military region and give you a missile bombardment?"

"That won't kill me. ”

"One can't kill you, what about ten? What about a hundred? I have the right to call it, if I don't care about the life and death of the surrounding citizens, allocate a hundred cloudburst bombs to cover the bombardment, do you think you can live?"

"Then you'll die too. ”

"You think I care?"

One person and one demon stared again, and the meow emperor ghost doctor looked at the two 'don't want to die' guys stupidly. I want to be born, and righteousness is what I want, and I can't have both. They looked at Agu and couldn't help but think of such a sentence, Agu's resolute expression on his face was simply the best interpretation of this bold statement, but Agu is not such a person, and the cloud burst bomb bombed the city, how can it not be related to 'righteousness', right?

But Agu's expression... It's so similar!

Liu Ru pursed her mouth, and her pink peach cheeks puffed out angrily, "Okay, you won, I'll try to follow the rules, when will the ID card be given to me?"

"It depends on the mood. ”

"You're looking for death!"

"Come on!"

Monsters: "..."

24 hours later, a 'stunning beauty super good citizen and black-hearted traffic police agreement' was freshly released, Agu looked at the dense and very detailed twenty-eight regulations on it and smiled with satisfaction, the content is accurate, he doesn't care about the name or anything, Liu Ru insisted on using the title in the agreement as the black-hearted traffic police, Agu thinks this is very good, if he doesn't want to abide by the agreement, just tear it up.

Do you know who the black-hearted traffic policeman is, he doesn't know him anyway.

Liu Ru is sign and draw, a beautiful little Su Liang blinded his eyes, seeing him look at the computer to compare the words Liu Ru smirked, we have the strength and are not afraid of anything, if we really violate the runaway, Agu has no ability to arrest her, "Well, these regulations are quite satisfactory, the rumors are good, this traffic police is different from other places, let's give him some face for the time being." ”

Liu Ru thought compassionately, one person and one demon each have a ghost, but they are actually very satisfied.

"OK, that's all. Agu put away the agreement and gave one for each person.

"Remember that you can't beat me, and it's best to turn a blind eye to some things. Liu Ru didn't forget to threaten.

Agu waved his hand, "Cheng." But seeing his squinted eyes, Emperor Meow and Mo Xiaopang couldn't help but cover their faces, they knew Agu best, and this expression only meant one thing: it depends on the mood. A person and a cat looked at Liu Ruis with a little pity, I hope you don't violate Agu's rules, if you provoke him, you really dare to recruit the charm police inspector.

What? You said that the Charm Police Inspector will fight you for four or six? So Zhou Yu... My dear, you still don't know that Zhou Yu owes an ancient favor, right? That's an invincible madman who is famous in East China, what a madman!

"Oh, it's all there. A head poked into the big hole in the door, and Bai Angzhi's handsome face came in, "There are a lot of small animals, Agu, you want to open a pet shop?" I don't care how the space in the room has become more than ten times larger.

Agu knew that this kid was not simple, so he didn't care much, but Liu Ruye's face changed suddenly, "Ah, ah..." As soon as the voice came out, a cold breath pierced into the bottom of his heart, and Liu Ru was very delicate and quickly changed his words, "How can there be an ordinary person here? Do you know the rules of the traffic police? ”

"Half a year's salary. ”

Agu waved his hand very angrily, "The half-year salary is 18,000 yuan, and if I am deducted, I will earn it back from Hua Qianxue." ”

"Ah, Mr. Gu, are you short of money?" Hua Qianxue hurriedly took her handbag, "The little demon has been a doctor for so many years and has a lot of savings, so if the little demon can't use it, give it to Mr." ”

"No, I don't. "The money given away for nothing can only be taken to the orphanage, and the salary deducted is your own money," When the time comes, you will serve tea and pour water to make the bed and fold the quilt, when will it be enough to reach 18,000 yuan, when will it be calculated, Mo Xiaopang, how much is the salary of the maid now?"

"The maid is not cheap, more than 6,000 yuan. ”

"It's so unreliable!" Agu was particularly angry, "My salary is only 3,000 yuan. ”

"The East China Police Department only gives a symbolic one, and there are few special police officers who are short of money. ”

"I don't care, the maid's salary is too high, if I am deducted, it will be calculated as 300 a month!"

Bai Angzhi laughed, "You're so dark, but I like it." ”

He gave Agu a hug, looked at the furnishings in the room, and his eyes immediately straightened, "No, no, it's too big to put furniture like this, you can't put cages like this, this is not in accordance with the rules, this is not beautiful..."

Liu Ru was so frightened that her heart was pounding, this is Zhou Yu, it's that madman, oh my God, this city is so scary, I want to go home, I want to find my mother... She didn't know that she had run away from a 'looking for mother', and she went to hide in a mess, just wanting to run away quickly.

She dragged Hua Qianxue, and then dragged it, but before she could drag people away, she was attracted by Bai Angzhi's eyes. Is this still that madman Zhou Yu? Are you sure it's not a part-time worker who was hired?" Liu Ru is tired of the turbulent days, but just like when she was alive, there is no place for a drought like her.

"Okay, let's go, remember, I'm going to be deducted from my salary and pay Qianxue to pay. ”

"Oh, no!" Liu immediately refused.

"Why can't it? If I get deducted from my salary, you must be talking nonsense, if you don't accompany Hua Qianxue, will you pay for it, I can't afford you like this, God knows if you will bite me when you make the bed and fold the quilt?"

"But 300 a month, you're too dark!" bargaining has a tendency to come again, Hua Qianxue hurriedly pulled people, "Let's go, let's go, let's just talk about it." ”

"No, 300, 18,000 a month, how can you do it if you want to be a maid for him for 60 months?"

"Let's just talk about it. ”

"I don't know you yet, you wish you could be a maid for him, you are a maid, and you can't change it for the rest of your life!"

"My life is over, if it weren't for you, I would have returned to dust. ”

"Then you still haven't changed, you still want to be a maid!"

"Miss...."

Emperor Meow and Garfield's eyes stared at Agu at the same time, and their small eyes had only one meaning: scumbag. Agu looked up at the sky at a 45° angle, who am I recruiting to provoke whom? Is it wrong to be handsome? He looked at the one-eyed ghost doctor and Mo Xiaopang, who was getting more and more blessed, and then looked at the ugly mandrill, and then the two non-humanoid species of the black cat and the yellow cat, okay, it's not wrong to be handsome, it's you who are too ugly!

"It turns out that among the special species in Tianhai City, I am still a handsome guy?"

Bai Angzhi leaned over with a handsome face, looking very proud, "It's all cleaned up, look at this room to be beautiful." ”

Agu pushed his face away and concluded with certainty: it didn't count.

........

The little monsters are all sent to the demon area, and the demons there will be very enthusiastic to teach them how to be the monsters of Tianhai City, and that enthusiasm is so enthusiastic that they want to throw them into the pot and cook for half an hour, and the steaming is not bad, if it weren't for Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor taking turns staring, there would really be a lot of them going down to the pot.

And somewhere in Tianhai City, there are still people who have the idea of beating them, Bai Xiaomeng fluttered on the street with four little short legs, surrounded by the crowd 183 times, chased and intercepted by the staff of the zoo 69 times, and chased by reporters and media for more than a dozen streets, it sneaked back to Agu's house, secretly took back his painted skin, Agu threw it a loaf, and scared the national treasure to run ten miles.

"Woo so hungry, Xiao Meng should take the bread. ”

"But that person is so scary, Xiaomeng is afraid... Mom, Mom, Xiaomeng misses her mother, Xiaomeng is so hungry. ”

The panda monster, which turned into a white and tender little fat man, turned to the dark sky, and finally found a way not to be hungry, and saw an advertisement for gold jewelry on the TV in a glass cabinet on the side of the road, and timidly walked into a jewelry chain store.

"Sorry, we don't accept gold here. The teller told it with a look of pity, in fact, it did not accept gold from unknown sources, and the counters with brands did not do this, and the gains outweighed the losses.

"Sorry sir, we have a regular supplier of gold. ”

Another time, Bai Xiaomeng heard the teller call as soon as she left the store, "Yes, yes, someone sells gold, which is so big that it weighs ten kilograms... Yes, yes, the source is unknown... Hurry up and go to the police... Hurry up and get someone!"

Bai Xiaomeng was so frightened that she ran away with tears in her eyes, for fear that Agu, the policeman...

"Go back, stay, go back, stay ?..."

Bai Xiaomeng sat on a chair in the park and pulled the petals, it had been hungry for three days, and it wanted to grab the child's lollipop when it saw it, but it remembered that Agu didn't have the guts. "Snatching a child is also a traitor, Agu will eat me skin. The monster grabbed the round belly and tried to pinch the frantic wriggling stomach, but unfortunately the fat on the belly was too thick to pinch.

I can't go back, a little monster won't take the king away and will beat Xiaomeng to death. Bai Xiaomeng shouted at the sky to come on, and found a small gold shop.

"You... Hello. Asked timidly.

The mustachioed boss of the gold shop stared at him with sharp eyes, buying gold? No, seeing that the little fat man was white and tender and had not suffered, it seemed to be a big family, but this dress was too ordinary, and there was no arrogance that the customer was God, and there were no accessories on his body.

It is even more impossible to sell gold, it is a poor coercion. The boss asked impatiently: "Just say what you like, I'm a kid who can't be bullied." ”

"No, boss, I'm... I sell this. "The gold was pulled out, and the gold was dazzling.

The boss's eyes were straight, and he hugged it and took a bite, "Really!" and showed a bright smile as if his face changed, "Boss? You are the boss! Sit here, come and come, I'll clean the sofa for you... This is tea, the best dragon well... Come to China, I'll give you something..."A large number of Bai Xiaomeng's faces were in the courteous service.

How could Bai Xiaomeng have ever been served like this? Its face was red, and it waved its hand in a hurry, "No boss, you, you are too polite, please estimate the price, I, I want to sell this gold." ”

"Big fat sheep!" the mustachioed boss's eyes lit up.

"Come on, let's go to the back, look at the purity, weigh the weight, you can rest assured that I am a famous century-old shop, Tong Suo is not bullied, come and come here, you be careful of the stairs, you see that this power bureau only collects money and does not do things, and the lights are broken. ”

Going up the narrow dark staircase, the mustachioed boss took it through the iron-paved path, turning around as if he had walked half a mile, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he actually came out of the small building and appeared in a small alley full of sewage.

No matter how stupid Bai Xiaomeng is, she doesn't know it's right, where is this place where you can trade?, "What are you bringing me here for?"

"It's nothing, robbery!" something stuck to its neck, and two tattooed thugs came out next to it, one of them strangled its neck, "Obediently hand over the thing, or it will kill you!"

"Don't give it!" Bai Xiaomeng was not afraid of him, but his neck was a little cold, what was it? It looked down, "Knife, knife!" The bright knife pressed against his neck, and Bai Xiaomeng was so frightened that he forgot that he was a monster.