Chapter 3 Li Zihan thought he was dreaming
When he got home, Li Zihan glanced at the electronic clock, and estimated that the time of appearance and the time of jumping off the building were only one hour apart, which showed that even if he had been unconscious for a period of time, it should not be long. But what does it matter if it's all a dream?
After a while, my mother and father came home from work, and the three of them sat around the dining table to start an important ceremony of the day - Li Zihan's family criticism meeting. Li Zihan's mother took the lead in speaking, and on the basis of systematically summarizing Li Zihan's unbearable performance in the previous period, she put forward 38 valuable constructive suggestions for Li Zihan's future development. The central idea of these suggestions is obvious: as a stupid bird, Li Zihan must fly first, fly early, and fly hard. Fly out of the level, fly out of the height, fly out of the results, otherwise, Li Zihan will definitely die very miserably, very miserably, very miserable. Li Zihan's father then made an important speech. He used his own growth as an example to encourage Li Zihan to draw on the strength of his role model father, to be able to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight a big battle, and to fight a tough battle.
Although Li Zihan had already found the test paper of his father's elementary school Chinese and the comment that his father's junior high school math teacher gave him the rotten wood that could not be carved, in view of the fact that his father was very likely to become angry and endanger his physical and mental health with a thunderous momentum, Li Zihan could only swallow this breath silently, and nodded frequently to show his respect for the role model.
After Dad's wonderful speech, it was the turn of the routine baby to regret the time. Li Zihan must make a painful repentance statement for the 1001st time, and put forward a rectification plan to effectively achieve the effect of "blushing, sweating, detoxification, and cure". Li Zihan has long been numb, "My problem has both subjective and objective reasons, but on the whole, it is caused by subjective reasons, subjectively, I am first of all a problem of slackness in thinking, and I have not figured out whether I want to learn or I want to learn......
After a long illness, Li Zihan spoke very slippery, suddenly, he had an epiphany, no, I was dreaming, in the dream, I jumped off the building and didn't die, it can be seen that I am in charge of my dream. I'm the boss, why should I do a review? Look at me turning into a serf and becoming a master today!
Li Zihan thought so, evil was born from the guts, and the style of painting changed, "Of course, in terms of learning, the main problem is still in you two elders." ”
Li Zihan saw that his parents' eyes were breathing fire, and he immediately felt that the chrysanthemum was tight. But he still insisted on saying, "Dad, you are an ordinary enterprise employee, Mom, you are a staff member of a public institution, from the perspective of genes, my genes are very ordinary, and it is difficult to take on a big responsibility." Furthermore, if you are dissatisfied with the status quo of life, you should work hard on your own, instead of teaching me to work hard every day, you do this like a chicken and a rooster who can't fly, and it is ridiculous to lay an egg and want an egg to fly. ”
Li Zihan's parents looked at Li Zihan like aliens, they were already angry, their son actually said such a big rebellious thing, what is even more infuriating is that these words are still irrefutable facts! Li Zihan's father began to roll up his sleeves, his mother began to turn over the hanger, and a mixed doubles seemed inevitable!
"Can you not beat me?" Li Zihan said in a dying struggle when he saw that the situation was not good.
"Okay, I won't hit you", Mom and Dad said in unison.
"And I'm going back to my room?"
"Okay"
"Goodbye"
"Goodbye".
Today's dream is really too strange, lying on the bed, Li Zihan silently thought, no matter, just wake up tomorrow.
The next day was another good day. Li Zihan happily went to school with his schoolbag on his back. I can see Li Zihan at the same table as the first love of my dream lover early in the morning, and Li Zihan feels very happy.
There is nothing abnormal, and there is nothing wrong, the dialogue between the male Li Zihan and the female Li Zihan is still light and undisturbed.
M: Can you lend me an eraser?
F: Here you go.
M: Thank you.
F: It's okay.
It is also like this:
M: You did well in this math test.
F: Thank you
M: Why are you so good at math?
F: Maybe it's because I'm serious about my classes.
Still like this:
M: Let's have lunch together, right?
F: Okay.
M: Okay.
"Wait, what did you just say?"
"Lunch with you. ”
Happiness came so suddenly that the male Li Zihan almost couldn't believe his ears. The first love of his goddess dream lover at the same table actually agreed to have lunch with him! No refusal or hesitation, so natural, so gentle!
The male Li Zihan sat opposite the female Li Zihan, and the female Li Zihan also sat opposite the male Li Zihan. The male Li Zihan obviously hadn't come back to his senses yet, and he asked stupidly, "Why did you agree to have lunch with me today?"
"I don't know," the girl replied sincerely, "but I suddenly felt like I should have lunch with you." ”
"Then after eating, I'll send you home. ”
"Good"
"I'll tell you the story of the glory of kings"
"Good"
"I'll teach you to play Honor of Kings"
"Good"
The female Li Zihan agreed very happily, as if she forgot to bring the word "rejection" on her body today. The male Li Zihan's five-short figure almost trembled with excitement. He felt that today must be his lucky day, even if he asked the female Li Zihan to be his girlfriend, she would agree.
"I promise you"
"What????" Just now, the male Li Zihan was excited, and actually said the dirty thoughts in his heart, and the female Li Zihan actually agreed! Oh my God, what a lucky day today, Li Zihan, Li Zihan didn't think that you also have today!! hahahaha. Li Zihan is in a good mood today, and he has reached an unprecedented peak. After coming out of the mother's womb, Li Zihan has not been so happy, that kind of feeling of pointing out the country and giving up who else is really making people feel that after beating Contra Douluo with three lives, they found that they actually added five lives.
Li Zihan's mind instantly flashed all kinds of shy, unspeakable and unwilling pictures, those love, action, intense, gentle, pink, white, distorted, and swirling......
"Li Zihan, you're enough!" a sharp voice shouted, "How long are you going to bully the natives?"
The male Li Zihan's face was full of strange redness, obviously he hadn't come out of the obscenity, he turned his head sideways in a trance, and looked at the classmate in front of him.
The one standing in front of the male Li Zihan cannot be said to be an inexplicable stranger, in fact, he is also a female classmate in the class. This female classmate has the same trait as the male Li Zihan, that is, ordinary. Ordinary face, ordinary figure, ordinary dress. The place that should be upturned is slightly uplifted, and the place that should be concave is slightly raised. It's not ugly to say it's ugly, and it's not very good-looking. In short, it's an inconspicuous existence. Today, she wears a white ball cap, ponytail, jeans and a blue shirt, like a female version of Super Mario. Compared with the delicate face of the female Li Zihan next to her, there is immediately a feeling that people are more popular than death.
Li Zihan said viciously like the reaction of bad people when they are usually disturbed when they do bad things in TV dramas, "Wang Xinyi, what are you doing, what should you do, it's okay to go down!" After speaking, the male Li Zihan instantly turned his head gently and said to the female Li Zihan, "Ignore him, let's continue." ”