Coming to this high-rise building that carries the glory and dreams of the city, Li Zihan can't enjoy the whole picture of this huge building because he is too close. Li Zihan felt the building under his feet swaying slightly in the wind, and downstairs, bustling, today is no different, jump down, or don't jump, this kind of city will not have any waves due to his own decision. Li Zihan smiled helplessly, let's start.

"What are you doing?" a very conventional-looking old man at the door suddenly appeared.

"Don't you think it's obvious that I'm standing alone at the very edge of the building?"

"Please, don't jump", the uncle's words turned too fast, and Li Zihan was obviously uncomfortable.

"If you want to jump elsewhere, I will deduct my salary if I jump here."

Li Zihan's heart is like ashes.

He dangled one foot into the air.

"Wait," the uncle's stern and urgent voice came first. "Young man, if you must jump, can you give me a reason?"

"Reason," Li Zihan thought sadly, "It's still heavy now, there are still three minutes, and I'm going to have a headache again." ”

The uncle suddenly took off his shirt, "Young man, look at me, I am thinner than you, more ugly than you, shorter than you, older than you, I have a reason to be worthy of nostalgia, why don't you?"

Li Zihan glanced at the uncle's naked upper body lightly, well, it's really ugly, except for the ribs, it is aged bacon. If you want to talk about the reason for nostalgia, there is really one, that is, the female Li Zihan, the female Li Zihan in white clothes, the peerless female Li Zihan, and the female Li Zihan who is haunted by her dreams...... Farewell, my youth, farewell to my first love, farewell to my daughter Li Zihan, when jumping down, Li Zihan thought, there will only be two Li Zihan in the third class of the third year of high school in the future.

Accompanied by the sound of falling wind, there is also the exclamation of the uncle, "My salary this month!!"

Life is like sailing against the current, if you don't go up, you will go down, and sometimes, not only down, but also accelerate down. Li Zihan's short life has fallen before the climax. In the process of jumping off the building in just ten seconds, Li Zihan changed seven or eight positions very comfortably, and he tried to retain the last bit of dignity in the last stage of his life. It's not demanding, as long as the face doesn't hit the ground first. Although his face couldn't see anywhere, if he hit the cement road like this, it would definitely be a worse thing, and when he couldn't collect the body, not only the police couldn't see that Li Zihan was Li Zihan, but even Li Zihan's mother couldn't recognize Li Zihan's body.

"If I die for a year, my mother still thinks that it would be funny if I ran away from home", Li Zihan thought secretly at the moment when he was about to touch the ground, hoping that the suicide note hidden in the refrigerator would be found by his mother.

I don't know how long it took, maybe a few minutes, maybe a few hours, maybe a few days, Comrade Li Zihan suddenly had a clear mind, he seemed to hear God say that there should be light, so he opened his eyes, and sure enough, a strong light came into his eyes, which almost made him reflexively close his eyes again. Then, as if he heard the Buddha say, there should be a sound, so all kinds of noisy human voices, whistles, tweeters, and then passing by, don't miss it, wait ten years today, and so on, the sound of advertising suddenly poured into the ear piercing.

I remember jumping down the stairs. Before he could react to what was going on, Li Zihan's feet naturally stood up. Li Zihan carefully checked the body organs, one by one, and checked the operation again, well, everything is fine. Li Zihan patted the ash on his body and felt that there were many doubts at this time. First of all, according to the elevation of the tallest building in the city, it is certain that you will become a patty by jumping from yourself, according to the general view of gravitational acceleration. If you are very lucky, if there is an unexpected object that blocks one or a few times during the fall, then you will also be injured to a certain extent. It is impossible to be unscathed, the only explanation for the past, Li Zihan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, that is, this is a dream of his own.

In the dream, gravitational acceleration does not exist, and it is normal to jump off a building without dying, after thinking of this reasonable explanation, Li Zihan felt very satisfied. What's even more satisfying is that he suddenly thought that his aunt's nightmarish headache may also be a dream fantasy, once he wakes up, the headache will be like an idol star, a gust of wind will dissipate.

After figuring out the front and back joints, Li Zihan's motive for dying has disappeared, with the joy of rebirth after the catastrophe and a grateful heart, Li Zihan walked in the direction of home, while waiting for the end of the dream.

The way home was a mess, and there were two splashes fighting. The one on the left is a cuckold, the one on the right is also a cuckold, the green hat on the left punches the green hat on the right and punches the left on the left chest, and the green hat on the right returns a circle on the left green hat on the right chest. A circle of enthusiastic crowds waited for the arrival of the police, cheering for the two splashers. Li Zihan, as an ordinary person, is also interested in this kind of free ornamental activity. He played the characteristics of small size and stable lower plate, and moved to the VIP viewing position little by little.

The two splashes obviously have not undergone systematic combat training, and their fights are disorderly, let alone beautiful, but this does not prevent Li Zihan from cheering for them. Li Zihan slapped his thigh and shouted to the green hat on the left, quickly use the grasp of the milk dragon. As soon as the words fell, I saw that the green hat on the left really came out with two claws, accurately grabbing the chest of the green hat on the right, and the action was fast and fierce, showing the hooligan itself. As soon as Li Zihan saw that the move was successful, he immediately shouted to the green hat on the right, the monkey stole the peach, saying that it was too late, it was fast, and the green hat on the right, regardless of the hot pain in his chest, turned his fist into a grab, and went straight to the crotch of the green hat on the left.

Hearing only two screams, the defeated green hat splashed skin and cast angry eyes in Li Zihan's direction. Hurry up, Li Zihan saw that the situation was not good, and immediately fled. Even in a dream, being beaten by two splashes is not a great experience.

After Li Zihan slipped out of the crowd, he suddenly thought that since he was dreaming, he should go to the store to buy whatever he wanted, and live a big addiction. Just do it, Li Zihan immediately entered the street store and started shopping, only buying expensive, not buying the right one, only buying useless, and resolutely not buying useful ones. According to this principle, after a while, Li Zihan gained a lot. At the time of checkout, there was an accident, Li Zihan thought that he didn't need to give money in his dream, but this was obviously his naivety, the salesman obviously recognized the money and did not recognize people, and he recognized the money very much, and the selling price of the goods was accurate to two decimal places, and he generously rounded it up.

Hearing that Li Zihan had no money to give, the salesman aunt with a sunny and warm face changed her face in an instant, and her vicious eyes were full of angry information: a little hooligan is playing with the dignity of his profession. This is troublesome, Li Zihan realized how correct the old saying is, only women and villains are difficult to raise, especially when provoking a person who is both a woman and a villain.

"Give money or see the police?" "Aunt salesman, every pore is full of anger, "I have seen a lot of little hooligans like you, I think when I was the school flower of Prajna High School, I don't know how many times I beat up a little rascal like you......"

"Pranya High School?" Li Zihan felt a surge of hope in his heart, and he was full of hope that the salesman aunt would spare himself for the sake of the alumni.

"I'm also from Prajna High School"

"So what? Don't think I'm going to let you go."

"Please let me go. ”

"Okay. ”

??? Li Zihan couldn't believe his ears, and the saleswoman aunt, who was angry just now, suddenly agreed to let herself go.

"So I'm leaving?"

"Let's go"

"Goodbye. ”

"Goodbye".

Until Li Zihan disappeared without a trace, the salesman's aunt suddenly patted her head, I, I, I, what did I do???