People like to watch the nature of the onlookers to the fullest, and in recent days, they have added the article of taking pictures, which makes them take out their mobile phones like tigers, but at this time, several men in suits rushed over, "What do you shoot!" "Please don't shoot, we will destroy your camera equipment." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info""I've said don't shoot!"

Everyone's actions stopped in the bleeding of a lewd man's head, many people didn't listen to the advice and continued to shoot, even Lin Zixia was filmed, the big man in the suit impulsively got up and used force, and a lewd man who slapped Lin Zixia's face and wanted to lift the black scarf was thrown out, hitting the big stone bead that stopped the car and didn't move.

"Murder!" the crowd dispersed.

Li Nanshuang hurriedly calmed the crowd and went, she took out the handcuffs, and the man in the suit who did it also obediently handcuffed her, looked at Zhou Qian and said, "Take care of Miss, take someone to send Miss back." Only then did he bow to Agu: "Thank you for this miracle doctor." ”

"Take care of Miss. The rest of the men in suits surrounded Lin Zixia.

The scene was controlled, Li Nanshuang called, the police on duty came quickly, completely controlling all order, Lin Zixia sent Zhou Qian out to thank the police constantly, and turned her wheelchair to catch up with Agu, "Why don't you treat my face?"

"I don't have that ability. ”

"But... You didn't get your fee. ”

"I haven't been fully healed. Agu replied casually, at this time, he just wanted to stay away from this special woman, the system said that Lin Zixia was special when he didn't care, and it wasn't a Heavenly Dao loophole, even if it was a Heavenly Dao loophole or something-Mo Xiaopang was too, didn't he do anything to him? But when he used the silver needle for treatment, Lin Zixia's face shook a faint but very terrifying feeling, so much so that he crushed the silver needle, it was very terrifying, it was the smell of the Heavenly Dao.

I've seen it many times, and it's still so grand that it's absolutely terrifying...

"Who the hell are you?" asked anyway.

"I'm Lin Zixia, it's nice to meet you. Lin Zixia stretched out her palm and waited for Agu to shake hands with her, but Agu frowned and glanced at her hand, and instead shrank back, "Got it." "I didn't mean to make a friend at all.

"My leg is healed, and your consultation fee is there. Lin Zixia generously withdrew her palm, not at all annoyed and angry at being rejected, she smiled and said, "There is no less in it, you can take it away at any time." ”

Agu glanced at the leaky trunk, and shouted in the suit that the police were there, "No need, just hit this place." Saying that, he handed over a business card, and after thinking about it, he tore off the name and job title column, leaving only one name, "I don't know the account either, you can check it, it should be easy to find." "This was given to him by Old Man Bai, and he still has a lot of them.

"Tianhai Orphan Shelter?" Lin Zixia's eyes lit up a little.

"Tianhai Orphan Shelter!" An even more surprised voice came from the side, Li Nanshuang stared at Agu with a look at a prehistoric monster, "You will give 10 million to the orphanage? You are still a good person? God, you you..."

"I said you misunderstood me. Ah Gu said angrily, at this time he just wanted to leave, Lin Zixia was a trouble, a big trouble! He looked at Lin Zixia seriously, "I don't want to know who you are, but in Tianhai City, you'd better find something less, I hope this place is peaceful." ”

Lin Zixia looked back with interest, "I just want to find a man to marry and not cause trouble." ”

"Look outside. ”

"I can only find local ones. Lin Zixia was very disappointed and said: "The elders hope that I will find someone to marry locally, and then... That's it, that's it for the rest of my life. ”

"Elders are elders, you are you, and your marriage is still decided by your elders?" Agu really wanted to leave, "Just like you said, didn't the elders let you end up in a bad situation last time? Yours, oh, the stubborn monkey is also dead, to put it bluntly, you still deserve it, you make your own decisions, if you want to fall in love freely, then stick to the end, what kind of elders do you care! I dare to say that I am more filial than you, but marriage is an exception, what woman to marry and what man to marry, you should make your own decisions!"

Agu warned her very harshly: "Hurry up and leave, or I will be rude to you!"

Lin Zixia thought for a while, what Agu said was 'rebellious', in her world, this is the second time that there are such rebellious words, just like that monkey. How many years has it been? How many years have I not heard such a voice again? It was reprimanded, but it was so moving... Li Nanshuang looked at her and then at Agu, and suddenly laughed, "Hahahaha, she just made up a story, she said it herself was to tease me, are you still serious? Agu - Okay, I misjudged you, you are a good person, it is easy to make some money with this kind of medical skills, I suspect that you are wrong, but you are really a fool, can't you hear women lying and amusing people?"

"Maybe. Agu turned and left.

"Probably. Lin Zixia didn't have the heart to chat, and went in a further direction.

Li Nanshuang watched them leave stupidly, was she being left to dry? Fainted, is this angry? Lin Zixia is just that, people are already very pitiful, but Agu, you are too stingy, right? Sister suspects that you are suspicious of being wrong? If you find a suspicious point, you must investigate, and it is the sister's duty to prevent problems before they happen.

She chased after Agu, "Angry?"

"No, I just hate trouble. ”

"Sister is not a trouble. ”

"You are!"

"Okay, don't be angry, sister, invite you to dinner and make amends for you, okay?"

Agu stopped all of a sudden, and invited him to dinner? This can be had, and he looked back and said, "I want to eat a two-foot-long lobster." ”

"You..."

"Okay, sister, please. ”

"Hahaha..."

The two glanced at each other, and suddenly laughed together, friendship or something, sometimes it's so simple.

"yes, it's that simple. "Emperor Meow licked the saliva that flowed to his beard, good brother is angry, three days, no, two days, no, forget it, I won't make trouble for you before tomorrow morning.

......

Lin Zixia stood in front of the wide floor-to-ceiling mirror, her weirdly thin legs supporting her entire body, she hadn't felt like she had stood up for a long time, just like she hadn't known what she looked like for a long time, her complete beauty, she almost forgot it.

"Monkey—" Half of the face in the mirror smiled poignantly, stubbornly, while the other half of the face looked like fried ghosts, "How many years, hundreds of years, thousands of years? Do you still blame me for this dead monkey, but I almost forgot what you looked like, and I knew that you were a dead monkey, a bastard like those 'elders'." ”

"I met a very interesting person today, he said the words of 'great rebellion', don't say that he is right, I have been educated like that since I was a child, what you said is a great rebellion for me, but why do you think it is very beautiful and reasonable?" Elders' as always, or shameless, you are right, what kind of elders does the old lady care about, the old lady has been looking at them for a long time, but she always won't resist, even if she gave up on herself a few days ago - I was really stupid to break into the barrier of immortals, all the merits are gone, not to mention, I was punished by the way of heaven and became ugly, or a congenital polio, damn the way of heaven, oh I was wrong, the way of heaven is fair, damn the Buddha!"

"The Buddha is dirty, the merits of the Buddha are also dirty, but the merits themselves are not dirty, haha I'm so stupid, I'm sorry for the dead monkey, I'm going to change back to my original appearance, find a good person to marry, and go through a complete life by myself." She said to herself in the mirror: "Sister, give me some merit." ”

The shadow in the mirror suddenly became a thousand kinds of beauty, and the flowing clouds laced a fairy posture, revealing a cold smile at her, this is already very gentle, her sister can laugh, that is super gentle, and she knows what this smile represents, just crossing the immortal barrier to give her a smile, Qingxia consumed at least 8 million merits.

"Anyway, it's the merit of the Buddha, calculated and dirty, it's not a pity. She smiled and accepted the merits from Qingxia, but it was also a loss that the two of them were intertwined wicks, and only they could cross the immortal barrier to exchange merits, and change to someone at will, even if it was the Buddha Master, he didn't have this ability. "Haha, I'm going to be strong at this point. Smiling even happier, a round of the sun rising behind her head, it was the bright light of immeasurable merit, under the rapid reduction of immeasurable merit, Zixia's terrifying half of her face became round and smooth, and her legs were also plump, and the two slender legs were simply the best interpretation of perfection.

"Congratulations to the host for allocating the regrets of all the people, and rewarding the merit worth 5,000 points. "The sound of the system disturbs dreams.

Agu jumped up suddenly, disturb it, disturb it casually, there are 5,000 merit points, not to mention disturbing his dreams, let him not sleep for a few days, but all the people regret it? Agu's head is full of stars, when did he do such a great thing?

"The people regret the people's regrets..."Agu muttered, "Dial the regrets of the people?" These two words are easy to understand, that is, he woke up someone, but this person is very big, is it the regret of the people? God, what kind of existence can be called the regret of the people?

He turned his head quickly, in fact, he rarely did good deeds, anyway, he was not so diligent, and he had done recently... Agu paced back and forth, suddenly rushed to the computer, turned on the power, and began to search for the browser.

Mortals don't have this kind of ability.,That's the fairy.,Agu typed'regrettable fairy' in the search bar.,It took several browsers to find out.,In fact, there aren't many gods who make people feel regretful.,There are only two things that come out of the search.,One is Zhao Ling'er.,The other is the Zixia Fairy.,The bright lamp of the West Sky.,One of the two wicks of the oil lamp in front of the Buddha.。

Zhao Ling'er is okay, although it is very distressing, but it can't be rubbed with the immortals, at most she is a monk, but Zixia Fairy... Agu's Adam's apple grunted vigorously, Zixia, Qingxia, Zixia Fairy, Sun Monkey, Bull Demon King... I know who it is with my ass, and the one who can be called the regret of the people is a Zixia fairy, and people are still very arrogant.

Lin Zixia, Fairy Zixia, it was really dark under the lights, so he didn't expect it for a while-who would have thought that Fairy Zixia would be so embarrassed to simply call Lin Zixia?

Agu smiled bitterly, in fact, the Heavenly Court police are really not the same thing, whether the big guy above knows his existence or not. No, I definitely don't know, the Heavenly Court Police APP has only appeared for more than seven years, and those who killed his predecessors and predecessors must not have made enough merit now, and they are still wandering around the world.

Jade Rabbit needs 100,000 merits to return to the Heavenly Court, this is still the reason for the noble status of others, ordinary heavenly soldiers need 10 million merits, ordinary heavenly generals are million, and they can't borrow a few plug-ins from them so quickly.

"It's a pity, Zixia, Supreme Treasure..."Agu couldn't help but look out the window, and the hazy figure of the distant mountain peak could be seen in the gap between the buildings, "She should have left by now, no matter what kind of immortal she is, she is now a weak woman, she will definitely leave after being warned by me, and she will be afraid." Suddenly regretted driving Lin Zixia away, she deserved to be the regret of all the people, the story of Zixia and Supreme Treasure has cried for two generations.

It's always a hassle, though... Agu clicked on his mobile phone, 5,000 merit points, and there are 3,500 points left to pay off the debt to Tiandao, which is enough for 35 lotteries. "Well, what is possible? I woke up the people to regret, my luck won't be so bad. ”

"Lottery!" he affirmed.

......

"I knelt in front of the Buddha for 3,000 years, and I didn't see my Buddha feel pity. Mo is dust covering the eyes of the Buddha, it is not the money for incense. Hundreds of people sat there in the square, Chen Changsheng waved a big flag, on which was written a very smooth limerick, his face was full of grief and despair, and there was a little bit of smugness, Li Nanshuang led people around the sit-in crowd, looked at him several times but did not dare to move.

"Resist! Destroy the Buddha!" Chen Changsheng shouted.

"Resist! Destroy the Buddha!" the crowd of people who were sitting in silence shouted in unison, "I knelt down in front of the Buddha for 3,000 years, and I didn't see my Buddha feel pity." Mo is dust covering the eyes of the Buddha, it is not the money for incense. If the Buddha is not greedy, why should the world worship? The Buddha does not love vanity, why should the world bow down? I have the Buddha in my heart, but I have no self, I have suffered all the sufferings in the world, and I asked the Buddha, and the Buddha said: Everything has a fixed number. I laughed: If you can't help me, what's the use of me worshipping you?"

Li Nanshuang was so anxious that her heart was furious, some time ago there was a big news in China, the abbot of a certain temple wore gold and silver, raised a junior to live in a mansion, and there were many sets at once, I thought it was just a religious turmoil everywhere, and it went down after a while, but Tianhai City suddenly had a more Chen Changsheng, and he turned a farce into a dispute between Buddhism and Taoism, looking at the eyes of those who were sitting quietly staring at Chen Changsheng, she didn't dare to use force to subdue her.

"If you believe in religion, you don't believe in it, you don't have to be fooled by people with ulterior motives, go back first, we will definitely give you a perfect explanation. Li Nanshuang shouted so loudly that his throat smoked, but no one paid attention to him, Chen Changsheng waved his big arm, and the crowd who was sitting quietly shouted again, "The Buddha said that Pudu sentient beings, but I didn't see anyone in transition; In the turbulent years, the Buddha closed the mountain gate and did not ask about the world; In the peaceful and prosperous world, the Buddha purified all sentient beings and transformed the world, and the Tao returned to the mountains and forests to participate in the enlightenment of the Tao. The pagan religions outside the state rot people's hearts, circle money and food, and they should be punished! If you don't see the ferryers, you can only see the gilding, and you should be destroyed! If you don't see the monks eating fasting and chanting the scriptures, you can only see the bald donkeys wearing gold and silver, and they should be killed!"

"Let's go back first, go back first!" Li Nanshuang is completely out of shape, she is very good at dealing with criminals, but she has no way to deal with ordinary people, is it possible that she has been arrested all of them?

It wasn't until it was dark that Chen Changsheng was complacent and walked away, this middle-aged man with a short figure was very cautious, he lived in the community with the most believers, rented a house, as long as the police arrested him, it would immediately detonate the emotions of the believers.

Li Nanshuang watched the people walk away and sighed deeply.

"What's the matter?" Agu asked with a smile.

"What can be done, could it be that hundreds of people have been arrested?"

"Actually, I don't think they're wrong, the current monks are all about anything, anyway, I don't like it. ”

"Then you like Taoism?"

"No, well, who knows. ”

Agu's head is a little dizzy, whether he is Taoist or Buddhist, the Heavenly Court Police... The immortals on both sides of the Tao and the Buddha are under his control, but Taoism is better or Buddhism is better, and he doesn't have a certain number in his heart. "It should be better Taoism, at least it is passed down by the older generation. "Agu shamelessly decided to help his relatives or not, Taoism comes from Li Er is our own people, Buddhism is brought by Sakyamuni and belongs to outsiders, which is better He doesn't know, but which one is pro... Haha, it's too far, get out of the calf.

He made up his mind that as long as there was no warrior monster to interfere, he should not see it.

"I'm tired. Li Nanshuang slapped her shoulder with her backhand and grabbed Agu, "Go drink with me, damn it was tossed by that Chen Changsheng for a while, you have to drink to relieve your fatigue, otherwise you won't have the energy to mess with him tomorrow." ”

"You want to make trouble too?"

"Fuck off!"

The two smiled and walked away, the criminal policemen led by Liu Ruohai, you look at me, I look at you, "When is the captain so good with this traffic policeman?"

"What's the matter, let's think about how to deal with the trouble tomorrow, it's okay, the police have been grinding their mouths, and they are all tired and falling apart. ”

"Even more pitiful is the armed police, who have been statues for days with blast shields. ”

"Are they on crutches? I've seen somebody napping. ”

"Who is so comfortable? Say it, and tomorrow his salary will be deducted!"

"Let's wait until you become the director. ”

The criminal policemen laughed and left, they also drank, but they chose the opposite direction to Li Nanshuang.

Chen Changsheng talked to a few 'head' believers, returned to the rental house and smiled proudly, he felt that he was a very miserable person, having a wife is equal to no wife, having children is equal to no children, and decades of savings have also come to naught, he wants to do everything to take revenge, but in the process of revenge he found a 'glorious' way.

Looking out the window for a long time, "Didn't the police arrest me?" Yes, I now represent Taoism, and there are so many believers with me, the police don't have the courage to arrest me. He smiled even more smugly, "It's time to go home, yes, it's time to go home." ”

His home is not far from the community, walking on the familiar road, the lights are dim, I used to feel sad when I went home, there are people in the family, there is a Buddha, but there is no status of their own existence, but now everything is beautiful, you say Buddha? Very good, then I will destroy the Buddha!

Chen Changsheng found the 'value' of life, and his steps were brisk.

"I'm back!" called the door.

No one pays attention to him, his wife and daughter are at home at this time, they won't go out, it must be - Chen Changsheng suddenly pushed open the door of the bedroom, his home only has one living room and one bedroom, it is very cramped, the place where the bedroom should be put is an incense case, which is dedicated to the Buddha and the Bodhisattva, the two bright lamps reflect the sad smile of the statue, and the incense burner is green and smoky, emitting a fragrance.

On the opposite side of the three futons, his wife and daughter knelt there, their hands folded and their faces were full of piety, and when they saw him come back, they booed, "Don't disturb the Bodhisattva, it's time to worship." ”

"Worship and worship, when will you not worship? Do these broken mud and tiles bless you!" The smell of incense can calm people's hearts, but Chen Changsheng became even more irritable, or should it be said to be angry, he took off the incense burner and Buddha statue, pointed at his wife's nose and scolded: "Believe in Buddhism and believe in Buddhism, look at what our family looks like? You have worshiped all the savings I have saved for decades, what does it matter to you when the temple Buddha statue is opened, you actually gave away all the money!"

"This is as it should be, Buddha bless us!" Wu Lianhua hurriedly threw herself on the ground, "Bodhisattva Bodhisattva, my man is a ghost who is confused, don't blame him." The daughter also hurriedly persuaded him: "Dad, we are poor not without the blessing of the Bodhisattva, but we have done sins in the previous life, in this life, we will believe in Buddhism, and we will definitely be reincarnated in a big family in the next life." ”

"Next life?" Chen Changsheng laughed wildly, "This life is over, I don't care what the next life is, I tell you, the Buddha is about to end, I took Taoist believers to meditate and march, and soon Buddhism will be boycotted, haha, who let them not bless us, only know the circle of money!"

"Sin, sin, sin. Wu Lianhua and her daughter had tears on their faces, and they threw themselves on the ground and shouted to the Bodhisattva.

"You wait!" Chen Changsheng slammed the door and left.

The food stall not far away, Agu and Li Nanshuang ate with their mouths full of oil, Li Nanshuang turned anger into appetite, and Agu's eyes jumped out in shock, he looked at Li Nanshuang's flat chest, and then looked at the slender waist, thirty lamb skewers, five grilled chicken wings, eighteen horse fish, six tendons... Where did all this stuff go?

"Eat you, don't be afraid that I've brought money. ”

"You bull break," Agu praised the foodie kind, and suddenly poked a foodie, "Isn't that Chen Changsheng?"

"Where, sister is going to beat him!"

Li Nanshuang raised his head, just in time to see Chen Changsheng walking around the corner of the street, he stood up suddenly but didn't move, clenched his fists and sat down again.

"Don't beat him?" Agu idler is not afraid of big things.

"Hmph, spare him once. Li Nanshuang is stubborn and hard-mouthed, she can't mess around, things involving religion and the masses, always migrate and mobilize the whole body, Agu laughed, and was stuffed with a string of lamb chops by her.

"What do you want to do tomorrow, well, it's delicious..."

"I'll talk about it tomorrow, really, what does it matter to us what Buddha and Tao? Those idle eggs hurt, and it wasn't themselves who suffered in the end? The bald donkeys then wore gold and silver, and the Taoist priests continued to swallow the wind and drink dew, and they made a lot of noise. ”

"That's it, what kind of Buddha is Taoist, Taoism is a little better, and the Buddha is not a thing at all. ”

Someone answered, and with a pop, a mouthful of mutton squirted out.

(PS: It's finally over.,The writing software lost the draft.,More than half of it was re-written.,It's late.,Fortunately, everyone hasn't been interrupted.,Hug.。 ）