"You're not leaving?"

"Where can I go?"

Lin Zixia walked over in a curling posture, she was like a king-size light bulb, she was brilliant everywhere she went, the hot barbecue stall was quiet all of a sudden, and all the men stared at her. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Goddess, goddess in dreams!" Lin Zixia doesn't look like that kind of Internet celebrity face, and she can only score 80 points compared to the standard configuration of plastic surgery hospitals, but the combination of facial features makes people feel itchy, and the weakness, strength, and stubbornness in the temperament penetrate each other and set off each other, which makes all men howl in the deepest part of their hearts, "Goddess!"

Agu also gasped, and suddenly remembered the Zixia Fairy in the Journey to the West, Zhu Yin simply played the characters in it, laughing and crying the hearts of many boys and girls, but no matter how good the performance is, it is just an act, the one in front of him is a genuine Zixia Fairy, that kind of taste is sultry, and people can't help but want to take it into their arms and love it.

"I'm in love..."

"That smile instantly made me fall in love, so beautiful. ”

"No, no, no, it's me who is in love, her every move has hit my heart, I want to chase her!"

The mutton skewers were held in their mouths, the beer glasses were held in the air, and the people who were pouring wine had already poured the entire cup, and the overflowing fragrant yellow liquor spread all over the table, "What do you see!" The woman came back to her senses earlier than the man, and a certain 'girlfriend' viciously grabbed the ear of the man next to her, "What the hell are you looking at? Kneel on the washboard for the old lady tonight!"

"Ah, that's all the old yellow calendar, where is the washboard now?"

"Then kneel on the keyboard, no! kneel durian!"

"Not at home. ”

"Buy it when you go back!"

"Oh my God, that's going to die..."

The woman's jealousy detonated a series of bombs, and the eyes of the women who had boyfriends, those who didn't have boyfriends but had goals, and who were being chased were all wrong, and the men hurriedly sat upright, but their eyes couldn't help but glance at Agu's table - Lin Zixia greeted Agu and sat down very unceremoniously.

"Your face is good?" Li Nanshuang looked very happy.

"Thank you, well, I'm sorry for 'lying' to tease you some time ago, I didn't mean anything. Lin Zixia was generous.

"It's okay, you haven't eaten yet, let's eat together..."

Agu drank beer by himself, and the men also noticed the 'enemy of the people', in fact, Li Nanshuang was already very beautiful, her facial features were delicate and almost perfect, and her slender and slender figure had already attracted a lot of attention, but in the end, it was a little lacking, and it was obviously a few grades worse than Lin Zixia.

People are naturally a little worse than immortals, and a certain part of Lin Zixia, tsk, is two cups bigger...

Agu slapped the table, "Envy, jealousy, hatred, who will change with me, who will be the dog!"

"Change it!"

"Don't go back on what you said!"

"Ge Laozi's fathers are still egging on you?"

Several single men stood up, trying to straighten their chests and tense muscles, they measured Agu and their figures, turned their heads and glared at each other, Agu belonged to the kind of people who dressed thin and stripped to show flesh, so they didn't cowardice.

Only the strong have the right to mate, and a few men stared at each other...

Syllable!

A crisp sound caught everyone's attention.

"Oops, drinking, drinking..."

"Big brother, we're kidding, you eat yours, happy night. ”

"Yo, I'm full, brother, let's sing?"

Li Nanshuang put away the gun, handcuffs, and documents with satisfaction, and chatted with Lin Zixia, Agu wanted to cry without tears, are you too cowardly, okay, aren't you just a criminal police captain, isn't it just a little spicy, can there be a heavenly crayfish even spicier? Full of grief and indignation, Agu turned into an appetite, and Agu grilled sesame shrimp with mutton skewers in his left hand and his right hand.

The two women were still chatting.

"I'm pretty, my legs are better, what do you want to do in the future?"

Lin Zixia glanced at Agu thoughtfully: "It's the same as someone said, find a good man to fall in love freely, and then get married..." ”

"Do you have a goal?"

"Not yet, I have to find someone who fits my eyes. ”

"And what are your criteria?"

"Standard?" Lin Zixia was suddenly stunned, and the longing gradually diffused from her eyes to her entire face: "My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me under the watchful eyes of everyone, well, that's it." ”

Li Nanshuang: "..."

Agu: "..."I knew it would be like this! Trouble go back to heaven Great fairy, mortals don't have this kind of ability, he secretly clicked on the mobile phone, "System, what is the situation with the Zixia Fairy?"

"Stowaway. ”

"What do you mean?"

"This system says that she is smuggling, if she hadn't used merit, she wouldn't have been able to check it out, but this has nothing to do with you, Zixia Fairy is a good citizen for ten thousand years, much kinder than Jade Rabbit, you don't have to care about her. ”

"How can I have the ability to manage people's homes?" Agu felt that Lin Zixia was unfathomable, and he had drawn a lot of good things in 35 consecutive lotteries, thousand-year-old elixirs, and 'travel vouchers' in the Earth Immortal Realm, the best thing was that he had drawn his skills, plus the 50 years he had drawn, he was already a master of 200 years of skills.

But... Lin Zixia was all around, he didn't feel it, the gods are amazing, the ghost knows how strong this woman is. "Drink!" Filling the cup, Agu gritted his teeth viciously: "Good people, right? Niu Break is it? I don't believe you drink and Niu Break! Brother this amount of wine..."Two women and a man pushed the cup to change the glass, and the barbecue stall owner smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed, "Good amount of wine!" Thumbs up and lifted two more barrels of beer, large and draft beer.

"I can't drink it, I vomit... Tomorrow, tomorrow I have to deal with that Chen Changsheng. ”

"Drink, drink, there is wine today and drunk tomorrow, it's a big deal that my brother will solve him for you!"

"No, you have to follow the procedure, vomit~~~"

Soon hung up and poured down, Agu smiled and started the next target, "Come on, come on, the feelings are so boring, and the feelings are deep on the barrel!" Throwing Li Nanshuang's wallet on the table, Agu slapped and smashed the valve of the draft beer barrel.

"Okay, drink!" Lin Zixia was not stunned at all, and asked while drinking: "What is the origin of that Chen Changsheng?

"Rest assured. Agu knew what she meant, "It's just ordinary people inciting the masses, let her solve it by herself, I tell you, don't make trouble in Tianhai City, otherwise don't blame me for not being emotional, if you can't beat you, you have to fight." ”

"You're pretty dutiful... Traffic police..."Lin Zixia is meaningful.

"Boss, ten more barrels!" Agu shouted viciously, he can't beat Lao Tzu and kill you!

It was very lively outside, and it was also very lively inside the house, Mo Xiaopang finally finished the affairs of the demon area, took out the key to open Agu's door, and suddenly the door opened by itself, Bai Ang looked him up and down and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

"You are?"

"Oh, I'm the neighbor across the door, Agu is so sloppy, I need to help clean up. Bai Angzhi glanced at the room and couldn't help but walk back, "This tea box is not placed correctly, it's so ugly, the TV should be in the middle of the coffee table, one centimeter to the left, yes, that's right, vase... This is also called a vase, throw it away, bang!" Mo Xiaopang watched him put Agu's things on the table and threw them away, "Wait, who are you? Why do you want to do this, neighbor? You have the key?"

"Master key, ordered abroad, easy to use, right?" Bai Angzhi triumphantly took out a strange-shaped key, ran over and inserted it into the keyhole, clicked, and opened it again.

"It's easy to use..."Mo Xiaopang was stupid, "It's so easy to use your sister!

"What kind of thief do you catch? Where did the bold thief come from, dare to run to my master's house to spread wild!"

Bang! The whole door exploded, and the ghost doctor rushed in with a bag in his hand, carrying a bag on his shoulder, and a bag under his arm, one eye full of anger, "Who? Who dares to run away from Master's house to spread wild? I don't want to live!"

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"Hmm, it's delicious, Mo Xiaopang, you have good craftsmanship. ”

"That's the material you bought, and it's not bad for Agu to have you as an apprentice, filial piety. ”

"Hey, don't throw bones, Agu will go crazy when he comes back and sees you messing up his house. ”

The inexplicable Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor chatted with Bai Angzhi, completely forgetting that they were going to catch thieves and kill people just now, and several people used the ingredients brought by the ghost doctor to make eight dishes and one soup, turning Agu's wine cabinet upside down.

"Agu's wine is good, good wine. ”

"That's right. Mo Xiaopang's face was full of pride, "You know the Bai family, this is all the good wine collected by the Bai family, and the good things that the old man Bai got were given to Agu first, let me tell you that it is not Agu who eats soft rice, he can bear it." ”

"No wonder there are so many, diaphragm, it's so good. Bai Angzhi hiccuped, "There is not so much excess, his amount of alcohol must not be good, waste, what a waste, let's fight the local tyrants today and divide the fields, drink, go around!"

"He's not badly drunk, I haven't seen him drunk. Mo Xiaopang called Agu aggrieved, and was immediately gagged by the wine bottle.

Under Bai Angzhi's urging, they drank the wine on the table after a while, Mo Xiaopang's face was flushed, and he kept blinking his eyes to try to keep himself awake, he always drank with Agu, the amount of alcohol was not bad, but this way of drinking was too amazing, look at Bai Angzhi, people are still like no one, pinching the neck of the ghost doctor and pouring it violently.

"Hey, aren't you drunk yet?" Bai Angzhi waved his big hand, "Ten more bottles!"

"Also... Still drinking?" Mo Xiaopang bit his big tongue and said, "No... No, I see you have two heads now. ”

"Wait until you see that I have 9 heads!"

When Agu returned home, what he saw was a house full of messes, Mo Xiaopang stumbled around the coffee table, for fear of being caught pouring wine, Bai Angzhi's eagle chased after him like a chicken, and the ghost doctor had already been put down, sleeping with his thighs and feet crossed.

Agu sat on the sofa with a calm face.

"No, don't blame me, it's Bai Angzhi..."Mo Xiaopang hurriedly explained, his tongue was drunk and he couldn't bite the words clearly, "Really... I really don't blame me, your wine..."Before he finished speaking, Agu's face turned blue and white for a while, and suddenly spit out a large piece of something with a wow, "Ahem, I haven't drunk it, I haven't even drunk a woman, even if she is Zixia... Isn't Zixia gentle and kind? I didn't say that she drank so well in Journey to the West..."

"Gross... Vomit..."

Agu retched for a while, and suddenly grabbed Mo Xiaopang's collar, "Say! What is the method of forcing alcohol in martial arts novels? Tell me, damn it, damn it, I actually lost to a woman by drinking." ”

Mo Xiaopang was very honest: "No." ”

Bai Angzhi waved his hand again and again, "Don't look at me, I won't either." ”

"Hey, hey..."

"I really won't. ”

"Hey, hey..."Agu squinted his eyes and stared at Bai Angzhi and sneered, Bai Angzhi's back was hairy, broken, exposed?

"You know a warrior?"

"I don't know. ”

"Then I said that I was really angry and drunk or something, you should call me insane. ”

"You're insane. ”

"I don't care if you know it or not. Agu glanced at the bottles all over the floor, vodka, high-purity original, Italian black wine... Is it okay to mix and drink so much?He pointed to the ghost doctor and asked Bai Angzhi, "You put him down?"

"Uh-huh. Nodding.

Asked Mo Xiaopang, "You haven't drunk him either?"

Mo Xiaopang also nodded.

"Very good!" Aguhaha laughed, putting his arm around Bai Angzhi's neck, "Another day, no, it's tomorrow! I'll invite you to drink as much as you want, you have to get me back!"

Bai Ang looked like a good baby, "You can't drink continuously, oops, it's messy, this has to be cleaned up." Agu kicked him in the ass, and Bai Angzhi threw himself into the pile of wine bottles, his eyes were red, and he suddenly laughed.

"Let's drink!"

"Deep-seated feelings!

Together with Mo Xiaopang, the three of them drank all night, and the laughter was endless.

"Tomorrow... Accompany me to find a venue. "Agu's tongue is big.

"Well, it's already tomorrow, can you get up?"

"Besides... Whew..."

Bai Angzhi covered him with a blanket, cleaned up the house, quietly retreated, and when he went out, he looked deeply at the three big men lying down, and the corners of his mouth pulled out an indescribable smile.

"Why don't you ask me if you find me wrong?"

"Friends, do friends, need privacy? It feels very different. ”

"Haha Agu's amount of alcohol is so good, he was put down by a woman? Which woman has this ability, is it the charm of Tianhai?"

Bai Angzhi closed the door, click, a faint sound, and the movement was very soft.

Lin Zixia sent Li Nanshuang home, this is a rented house, too lazy to entangle the blind date arranged by her parents, Li Nanshuang simply rented a single apartment near the criminal police team, Agu never knew that she lived downstairs in her own house, Li Nanshuang commuted to and from work on time, and there was too much difference between his life and rest, and he hadn't had a chance to meet.

The pink bed is covered with a blanket of cartoon Garfield's image, "a little girl after all." Lin Zixia shook her head slightly, and turned to look at the house, there were posters of well-known Chinese and foreign fighters on the wall, and there were more than a dozen trophies of sanda fighting competitions in the cabinet, which was the only thing in the room that showed the identity of Li Nanshuang's criminal police captain, and other cartoon dolls, makeup tables, and a bunch of cosmetics undoubtedly showed that Li Nanshuang was still a little woman, but the cosmetics were very new, and when I opened it, I didn't touch much.

"Really, women should teach their husbands and children, it's not good to like fighting so much. Lin Zixia shook her head again, "Since you like to fight...", she suddenly burped, and a lilac flame came out of her body, "I've drunk a lot of wine, and my skills have improved again, and now... 580 years of skill, enough, it will be cheaper for you. ”

"Who made you my first friend in the mortal world? ”

Lin Zixia grabbed it with her hand, and the only remaining merit turned into a golden pill and put it into Li Nanshuang's mouth, "These are enough to wash your muscles and marrow, and you can also cultivate in the future," tilting his head and muttering: "What should I give you, Phantom Bell Miyin? King Kong is not bad for divine skills? Great Demon Robe? Or Eight or Nine Xuangong?" Just thinking about it, the person on the bed turned over and muttered in a low voice.

"Damn Chen Changsheng, if you incite the people, can't you settle down?"

"We want public order, we want to live in peace, we want the country and the people to be safe... It's my duty, you... All hands up!"

"You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say... Belch... It's all nonsense!"

"Hehe...," Lin Zixia covered her mouth and laughed, "What a good person, then give this to you." As he spoke, a purple flame emanated from his palm, and the flame disappeared to reveal an ancient book tied up with a rope, and on the cover was written a small book with elegant strokes.

"You can't practice anything else, just this Haoran Righteous Qi Formula, although it is the introductory mental method of Taoism, it is also regarded as the top exercise in the mortal world among martial artists, and it can be cultivated to a thousand years of skill and step into the ranks of monks. ”

"Haha, if Agu knew that I had this, he would be red-eyed, but he wouldn't give it to him!"

She knew that Agu was a traffic police officer in Tianhai City, but obviously didn't know the identity of a Heavenly Court policeman, "Hmm, that Chen Changsheng..."

Chen Changsheng also drank a lot of wine and fell asleep depressed.

Came to a valley in a hazy way, the stream is murmuring at the feet, the mountains and rocks stand in the distance, there is a small pavilion walking past on a small bridge, the carved beams and paintings are very beautiful, and the more beautiful is the woman drinking in the pavilion, the silver hairpin hangs down the purple clothes fluttering, and the colorful bells on the wrist jingle the bell, playing a beautiful tune.

The woman played with the bell, and the incense burner curled with green smoke beside her, "Coming?" she asked with a smile.

"Meet the fairy. Chen Changsheng hurriedly knelt down.

"Don't make trouble. Lin Zixia commanded very casually, the immortal opened his mouth, would mortals still have any opinions? But Chen Changsheng Huo Ran raised his head, "Don't make trouble?"

"Why is it impossible?" It was a very humiliating thing to be rejected by mortals, but Lin Zixia was not that kind of immortal.

"This is absolutely impossible!" Chen Changsheng kowtowed like pounding garlic: "Ask the fairy to be the master! Ask the fairy to have mercy! Chen Changsheng is not a good person in this life, but he has not done evil things, is it because he has done something evil in his previous life? He has come to suffer in this life? Unwillingly, Changsheng is unwilling, his wife is not a wife, his daughter is not a daughter, and his life's savings have come to naught, do you want Changsheng to swallow his anger and be a dog?"

To immortals, mortals are no different from dogs, Lin Zixia shook her head, "What the hell is going on?"

Chen Changsheng's face was full of tears: "My wife used to be very good, she ate fasting and chanting Buddha, she had a good heart, I really felt that it was a lifetime of blessing to marry her, but the Buddha was demagogic, she slowly changed, it doesn't matter if she eats fasting and recites Buddha, every day, every week, every month, every year! ”

"It's nothing to donate sesame oil, and the monk also has to eat, but donating like this will outweigh the loss. ”

"It's not!" Chen Changsheng was very aggrieved: "I get up early every day to earn money, just to buy a good house for my daughter and find a good home in the future, but some time ago she donated it all at once, I said it was for my daughter, but my daughter... Woo, my daughter said it should be, it should be! That's the dowry I saved for her for decades!"

"This..."Lin Zixia was speechless.

"So I want to take revenge, I want to get back what I have lost, I want to destroy the Buddha!" Chen Changsheng looked crazy, "The Buddha is bad, the Tao is good, do you know our slogan? In the troubled years, the Buddha closed the mountain gate and did not ask about the world; In the peaceful and prosperous world, the Buddha purified all sentient beings and transformed the world, and the Tao returned to the mountains and forests to participate in the enlightenment of the Tao. From this, I know what the Buddha is, I really take refuge in the Tao, I beg the fairy to have mercy, don't let those bald donkeys harm me, I don't want to go to the 18th layer of hell!"

Lin Zixia narrowed her eyes: "You really take refuge in the Daomen, do you know what the Daomen is?"

"You know, the Tao is the one who hangs the pot to help the world, and the Tao is good. ”

"Haha Taoism is good? You can try it with a Taoist, and people will definitely say: Get out, don't disturb Lao Tzu's cultivation." Haha is good, in the eyes of the gods, you mortals are things that brush merits, NPCs, do you know?

Lin Zixia laughed, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, it's a big deal, I'll give you some money, and live a good life in the future." ”

Chen Changsheng fell to the ground and did not speak for a long time.

"Seriously, if it's another immortal, you won't be able to live if you talk back, let's live a good life in the future, life is so short, just have fun. Lin Zixia looked at this person kindly, the world was confused, life was short, she felt that she could help a little, but Chen Changsheng suddenly jumped up, his eyes were blood-red and he shouted, "What do I want money for?" I want everyone to regret it! Haha what a fairy, bullshit! I want to make a big deal about it, maybe I can enter the Taoist Association, I have an identity and status, and I have money and everything! I want those two women to regret it, and I want those bald asses to regret it! I want all of you, the gods and Buddhas in the sky, to disappear!"

"Wait, after destroying the Buddha, I will spread the true Taoism, and help the world for all sentient beings!"

Lin Zixia was surprised, "You don't have this ability." ”

Even if you can't do it, you have to go up, you have to enter the Taoist Association, you have to be a big man, and Lao Tzu wants to take revenge!"

"That's what you intended, right?"

"What's the matter? If you don't kill Lao Tzu, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it! Anyway, I don't have anything, and I'm not afraid to wear shoes if I am barefoot, and if you have the ability, you can kill me now!"

This guy is crazy, Lin Zixia waved her hand, and the quiet valley turned into smoke.

"Huhu~~~" Chen Changsheng Huo Ran sat up, his head was covered with cold sweat, "It's a dream..."'s eyes sparkled in the dark, "What a bullshit fairy, people can only rely on themselves, wait, wait for me!"