"Don't kill indiscriminately. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"But..."

"Agu said, don't kill people indiscriminately. ”

Meng Yan stomped her foot hatefully, and the red leopard ran back from a distance, and Wen Lixi opened the way in front and disappeared into a ripple with them....

.........

Just when Tianhai City was prosperous, the top floor of the building of the East China Police Department welcomed two special guests, both of whom were dressed in gray robes and looked like two little monks, but the whole building suddenly became busy, and several high-level figures were all present, which showed that the people who came were extraordinary.

The minister of the East China Police Department is a strong man close to two meters, who looks a little similar to the King of Force, although the giant spirit god is a trickster in Journey to the West, but in the fairy family, he is definitely the one who can be ranked, their genes are very strong, whether they marry people or monsters, the children born are all five big and three thick, and they are completely like giant spirits.

Maybe because of this, the giant spirit god clan is arrogant, stubborn, and very strong kind of people, but in front of the two gray-clothed 'little monks', his rugged face couldn't help but show a trace of timidity, and he raised his head when he remembered his identity, and two white sullen breaths erupted from his nostrils.

"What are you doing again?" he asked angrily.

The two little monks didn't look at him, just clasped their hands together and lowered their eyelids to the ground, until the crisp sound of Da Da Da remembered, and they raised their heads and stared directly at the Inspector in the ivory black dress.

"Amitabha. "They played the Buddha number, and only then did they see the appearance of the two little monks, they actually looked exactly the same, whether they were walking, sitting, lying down, or opening their mouths to speak, they seemed to be completely one person," Charm Police Inspector. The two of them spoke at the same time, and when they opened their mouths, their muscles fluttered, and even the tugging of their eyebrows was exactly the same, as if they were shining in a mirror.

"If I'm not mistaken, this is the third time you've been here, right?" said the Inspector of the Charm, his eyebrows and eyes glazed with frost.

"One can be two, but not three. The voices of the two novices were meaningful.

The Inspector raised his hand and slapped the handrail of the stairs, "Can you be two or three, are you threatening the palace?"

"Amitabha. ”

"Good. The Charm Police Inspector trembled with anger, but she took a deep breath and still endured the anger, "Say, what do you want to do this time? Don't think about reaching into East China, although I am not the madman of Zhou Yu, but I am not a fish and meat at the mercy of others, if you can't say a mystery, even if this palace is fighting to lose both, you must let your Buddhism know the power of the special police department!"

"Amitabha. The two little novices played the Buddha's name, as if the anger of the Charm Police Inspector could not burn their bodies, "The first time I came, it was the presiding Zen master of the Shuiling Temple, who had an accident, and as the presiding priest of a temple, he was naturally widely blessed by the Buddha's light, so we had to come." ”

"That's him looting the believers' money, and it's needless to say that he is to blame!"

"The second time was for the sake of not saying anything about the Zen master. The eyes of the two little monks flashed with golden light, "Although Bu Yu is not a martial artist, he has been cultivating his body for thirty years, and it is impossible for ordinary people to get close to him, and the news of the haunting of the Shuiling Temple came out on the eve of the incident, so I am even more sure that it is not a trick made by ordinary people..."

"So what?" interrupted the Superintendent.

"It's nothing, I just want the East China Police Department to pay attention to the influence, Tianhai City is a place guarded by traffic police, if you can't ensure the safety of the poor monk's personnel, the poor monk doesn't mind sending some Dharma Protector King Kong over. ”

"Are you talking crazy?" the Inspector sneered.

"Amitabha. The two little novices called the Buddha again, "The special police department doesn't want our Buddhism to interfere in human affairs, so naturally we won't interfere, just to ensure the safety of our own people..." Seeing that the smile of the Charming Police Inspector was getting colder and colder, they hurriedly made a Buddha gesture, "This matter is not enough, but this time we are here to make an announcement, and this time we must send someone over." ”

"If you want to fight, let's get started. As soon as Inspector Mei raised his hand, several highest-ranking first-level police inspectors surrounded him. "Wait!" Xiao Shami took a step back at the same time, "We don't want to cause a fight between the Special Police Department and the Buddhism, after all, the previous thing was that the Buddhism was at fault, and we didn't dare to meddle in human affairs, but this time the matter is too big for us to afford, if we don't know what's going on.... Inspector Mei, can you afford nationwide infighting?"

Inspector Mei's face changed drastically, "What's the matter?"

"We have a master who has disappeared in Tianhai City, this master..."The two little novices thought for a while, and finally said with a wry smile, "This master is the reincarnation of Buddha Gate Jialan." ”

As soon as the voice fell, the faces of all the special police, including the Charm Police Inspector, changed greatly, they glanced at each other, and gathered around the back to talk in a low voice. The Charm Inspector waved his hand and cast a soundproof spell, and also participated in the discussion.

"The reincarnated immortals can't be found, this is a big event, these two bald donkeys didn't talk nonsense, this is definitely a big event that may cause internal strife in the whole country. ”

"What kind of bullshit infighting? Are we 'inside' with bald donkeys? These bald donkeys are just grass on the wall when they see the benefits, and there is no benefit that can run faster than anyone else. During the eight-year War of Resistance, there were countless casualties among the immortal families and scattered cultivators, and many families were wiped out from the bottom, but these bald donkeys left the monastery and ran away, leaving ordinary monks to give them the top jar - how can we give them an excuse to meddle in the world?"

"But if you don't let them send people, you can't do it, I can guarantee that these two little bald donkeys have suppressed the matter, and they can't bear it, if they don't let them check, they will definitely be stabbed to the highest level of Buddhism, and then the matter will be a big deal." ”

"Otherwise... Leave them behind?"

The head of the East China Police Department said murderously, and everyone was stunned for a moment, "It's okay, kill them all." "Lao Tzu has had enough of these bald donkeys, he is still so arrogant as a deserter, and now that he is too peaceful and has a rich life, they ran out to get incense money again. "Do you still remember the Hong Kong movies of the 80s? They couldn't make waves in China, so they went to Hong Kong to make films to beautify them, and especially scandalized the warriors of our fairy family, portraying us as eagles and dogs, and they were good monks with compassion.... Who has seen these bald heads during the eight-year war of resistance. At most, a few lay disciples..."

Saying that, he got up, if it weren't for the fact that the Charm Police Inspector added some materials to the soundproof barrier, I am afraid that the fight will start there without discussing it here, the Charm Police Inspector thought carefully for a while, and a wry smile appeared on his face, "I can't beat them." ”

"What?" the head of the East China Police Department shuddered, "How can you not beat them? These two bald asses are just warriors, not monks... Sheriff, you're already a monk. ”

"I really can't beat it," the Charm Police Inspector shook his head and said, "They are Su Huizi who have been preserved by the Buddhism with special methods, and they remember the things of their previous lives in every life, including life perception and cultivation, we have not gone through reincarnation, and we are inherently weaker than them - bastard, it is said that the six reincarnations were destroyed because of their foolishness, otherwise we are still the Heavenly Empire, and no barbarian has the ability to jump!"

"But they're just warriors. ”

"Individually, it is not. The Charm Police Inspector almost gritted his teeth, "They have been twin brothers for several lifetimes, and they have cultivated the double attack method of Buddhism in every life, don't look at a single single 8 or 9 hundred years of skill, and joining hands is not weak among monks, at least equivalent to 500 years of cultivation, Zhou Yu can't beat them." ”

"What then?"

"Promise them!" Inspector Charm shook his head helplessly, "But first I have to call Agu, hehe...."She laughed inexplicably, and several first-level police inspectors seemed to remember something, and they couldn't help but rattle, "Haha Tianhai City... That's Agu's territory... Death to this bald donkey!"

"We can promise you. The Inspector discussed and walked out, "You can send someone to investigate, but it can only be King Kong who protects the Dharma, and it can only be three people at most... Your Dharma Protector Vajra also has two or three hundred years of skill, which is enough in third-tier cities. ”

"Great goodness. The two little novices clasped their hands together and smiled.

In a quaint temple, two little novices looked at each other and smiled, this smile was gentle, not at all like a young man under 20 years old, but like those old monsters who saw through the red dust, full of calculating eyes.

"What are you thinking?"

"Just as you think. ”

The two little novices looked up to the sky and laughed, "Amitabha, good and good." Since the Inspector promised us to send the Dharma Protector Vajra over, he is naturally sure to take control of our Dharma Protector Vajra, and the lion fights the rabbit with all his strength, how can we follow their wishes?"

"How's that going?"

"You and I will go together. ”

"Great goodness. ”

The two little novices grabbed each other's hands, a strong but very secret aura rippled out, two warriors with no more than 800 years of skill, joined forces to use a spell that only monks can use, and their figures gradually turned into a gust of wind, quietly floating out of the base camp city of the East China Police Department.

Not only did the East China Police Department not notice it, but even their own people in Buddhism were concealed....

"Agu!" Meng Yan rushed in angrily, "Why didn't you let me kill that bald donkey, you actually sent Lin Zixia to stop me, did you treat me as your own?"

Agu was playing checkers with Bai Angzhi, waving his hand very casually and said: "Don't kill people indiscriminately, how can you say that it is also a life, what are you talking about with a mortal bald donkey?"

"Yes. Meng Yan cared about the identity issue very much, and prepared Meng Po soup with a smile.

A pot of soup, with very ordinary ingredients, but from Meng Yan's hands emitted an intoxicating fragrance, Meng Yan took out two bowls, and then stretched out his hand to wave the spell out, and soon a new ghost ran away with the pot - Tianhai City's 8 million people have to 'leave' a lot every day, those who are dying, those who have car accidents, and those who are sick... The souls are counting on this pot of soup, otherwise it will be absolutely crazy to nest in the baby's body for three months.

Over there, Agu answered the phone, "Uh-huh, I know, it's okay to die... No problem..."The phone is casually placed on the table.

"What's wrong?" Meng Yan walked out of the kitchen with two bowls of soup.

"It's nothing, it's just that you have a bit of sequelae after you killed Buddha Gate Jialan, and I was asked to kill the three Dharma Protector Vajra. Agu looked at Meng Yan a little stunned, and comforted him casually: "Don't worry, it's the Dharma Protector King Kong of Buddhism in the human world, the kind of 300 years of skill, I heard the charm police inspector say that he is still a deserter from the eight-year War of Resistance, I should implement military law, bang bang, just shoot it." ”