"Buddhism in the human world is still good, and they don't want to make merits, at least lead people to goodness. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Agu was still talking.

"Absolutely-yes-no-yes!" Lin Zixia and Meng Yan sandwiched him left and right, this was definitely Xiangyan's pain... Meng Yan gritted her teeth and roared in a low voice: "Although the Buddhism in the human world doesn't want merit, they want money, and they will do anything for money." The upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, these bald donkeys are not good at reciting the scriptures and learning to drill the camp and calculate, and they will run out if there is a benefit, and they will shrink their heads faster than anyone who is not good. ”

"It's like Agu. Bai Angzhi smiled and poked him with his finger.

When they arrived at the Shuiling Temple, it was already dark, and the tourists and incense people continued to go down the mountain one after another, and cast curious eyes on them who went up the mountain at this time, and when they reached the halfway point of the mountain, Meng Yan whispered a few words, and the figures of several people disappeared into the air.

"What kind of spell is this?" Bai Angzhi asked curiously.

"It's a very ordinary spell, you're also a monk, I can teach you if you want to learn it. Meng Yan has a very flattering taste, she feels that it is best for her to melt into Agu's circle and create a new six reincarnations, which is not an ordinary person's ability.

Bai Angzhi thanked politely, looked up again, and was already in front of the main hall of the Water Spirit Temple.

"The monk is also going to get off work, what are we going to see?" Agu asked in a low voice.

"Look at this. ”

Meng Yan pointed to the center of the hall, and then pointed to a pool in front of the left, they walked over, and found that the merit pool was full of coins and banknotes, and a few little monks shoveled the change into the bag with a dustpan, maybe there were no outsiders, and they chatted unscrupulously.

"These people are so stupid, do you want them to pay the Buddha's salary?"

"Haha, they're not stupid, how can we eat and drink spicy... Where do you want to go after work? I want to get some money to go out, but don't hit my little report. ”

"No, it's into the old monk's pocket anyway. ”

A gray-clothed monk picked up a large bill and stuffed it into his bag, and the thief ran away from the path, while several others carried the money into the abbot's room, where a middle-aged man in a red robe sits.

"Put it down. He muffled.

The little monk put down the bag and went out, changed into ordinary clothes to get off work, the new abbot didn't look at the change bag, he took the key and went out, opened the money box of sesame oil money, which was full of red banknotes. "It's only a hundred thousand, it's really a small place and a poor place. While muttering dissatisfied, he grabbed a handful for himself, and wrapped the rest of the box into a package, ready to deposit it in the account of the temple the next day.

"See, the world is as black as a crow. Meng Yan's smile was full of murderous energy.

Agu's face was also black, he thought that the empty bald donkey was just an example, and the new abbot of Shuiling Temple had to be restrained no matter what he said, but he found that he was too naïve, and it was definitely a truth that the upper beam was not correct and the lower beam was crooked.

"It turns out that the one who recites the scriptures and cultivates the Buddha is an example..."I couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh.

He took out his mobile phone, thought about it and dialed Li Nanshuang, but Li Nanshuang was so angry that he trembled, and finally scolded, "I want to take care of it too, but we don't let us take care of the temple's affairs, and I don't know why... Bear with me, Agu, even if you catch someone, you still have to let them go, and that's what I did. When I called the personnel department of the East China Police Department again, I still got a sigh.

"What the hell is going on?" Agu was a little confused.

Bai Angzhi pouted and said, "Don't count on them, Buddhism also has warriors." ”

"Huh!" Agu spat and dialed the phone to Emperor Meow.

Soon there was a commotion in Tianhai City, "Hey, do you know?

"A temple..."

"The place of the Buddha's gate..."

"Haunted..."

People are passing around, and soon no one dares to go to the Shuiling Temple, and the temple is haunted, who can believe it? The new host is so anxious that he scratches his ears and cheeks, and he is so anxious that his mouth is blistering when he doesn't make any money.

"What the hell is going on, how can there be ghosts!" pointed to the group of little monks below and scolded.

The little monks were so frightened that they didn't dare to raise their heads, and the new abbot was even more furious, and he shouted, "What lonely ghosts dare to come to us to make trouble? We are the Buddha Gate, do you know the Buddha Gate?

The little monks looked up and saw many black shadows staring at them, and they were so frightened that they ran out of the ground.

"Ghost~~~~" The new abbot also wanted to run away, but more than a dozen black shadows followed him, and behind the black shadows, a very beautiful Siamese cat walked forward with small broken steps and yawns.

"It's boring, but for the sake of ten bluefin tuna, I won't worry about you. ”

"I'm talking about one. Agu gritted his teeth.

"Oh, 11, Agu, you're so good. Emperor Meow hurriedly hung up the phone, and Agu listened to the beep of the phone hanging up, took out his wallet and looked at it, and then threw his wallet on the bed very handsomely.

"Isn't the money enough?" asked Bai Angzhi with a grin.

"I'm on the pay. ”

The time was twelve o'clock at midnight, Li Nanshuang received the news that on the most prosperous central avenue in the city center, which was brightly lit even late at night, a middle-aged man ran naked with an arm, this kind of thing did not need her to dispatch, and even the criminal police did not need it, but thinking of the 'armed' Li Nanshuang still hurried away, and the original team of the criminal police team went over with him.

"Is this also armed?" I almost went crazy when I got to the place, obviously a bald hooligan took a brick, and a few policemen could subdue the things that let them come? What are you going to do? arrest and shoot you? She looked at the policemen next to her with wrong eyes.

"Captain Li, that's not the case..."The policemen shook their heads helplessly, and following their line of sight, Li Nanshuang saw the director of the nearby police station, and his anger suddenly rose.

"It's none of my business, you take a closer look. The director smiled wryly.

At this time, Liu Ruohai wiped his eyes vigorously, "No, captain, that seems to be the new host of Shuiling Temple." Li Nanshuang looked really good, and she was also worried. I have been warned from the above since the last time there was an accident, and things about religion must be handled carefully, especially Buddhism - it seems that the empty thing has put a lot of pressure on the above, and it is indirect.

The so-called indirect, that is, people did not directly find the police department at all, but found a more powerful organ, and exerted pressure, Li Nanshuang has been guessing what department can put pressure on the police system, after all, China's police department is relatively independent, even the military department is not qualified to directly suppress it.

But no matter what, Buddhism really can't be messed with, which is why Li Nanshuang said to Agu 'don't meddle in things'....

"What should I do, captain?" Liu Ruohai also felt a headache, "Otherwise, let's report it, it said that we won't care about the affairs of Buddhism and throw the mess at them... What kind of bullshit master is this? What about the host of the Shuiling Temple, running out in the middle of the night and running naked is also a human thing?"

Li Nanshuang took a deep breath, "Catch." ”

"What?" Liu Ruohai was startled, this can't be caught.

Li Nanshuang clenched her fists fiercely, "What are you doing with it? Wait for them to have a meeting, and it's dawn when all the procedures are down, is it possible that a group of police officers will run naked with a bald donkey?"

"Captain, be cautious..."Liu Ruohai looked around like a thief.

"Damn, it's okay to be kidnapped, it's embarrassing to run out and show that we don't exist?" Thinking of what Agu said, Li Nanshuang's lungs exploded, "Arrest me!"

As soon as she gave the order, Liu Ruohai took the criminal policemen and pounced, "Hey, you ghosts...", the big monk spread out his limbs, "I am a high monk of Buddhism, I have a Buddha light body, come on, come on, you ghosts..." may also be the reason why he has practiced some martial arts, the criminal police's capture can't stop him, so he can only keep beating him.

"I have a Buddha light body, hey, hey, hey...."The big monk smirked and fought back, even Liu Ruohai was kicked by him, and the kung fu of several criminal policemen was a little worse than Liu Ruohai's, and he was beaten down by him three times and five divided by two.

"It's not good, captain, this bald donkey is at least eight or nine black belts, we can't beat it, the guys, right?" Liu Ruohai shouted while holding his chest.

"Hehe, you ghosts, see the Buddha subjugate you all..."

"I am the Arhat of the Western Heavens, and I am the one who came down to earth...."

"You little devils..."

The great monk was silent, opening his mouth more than anyone else's, Li Nanshuang watched his subordinates being beaten by him, and there was no sense of proportion under his hands. She jumped up and slashed, although her skills were low, she was also a martial artist at the level of opening the stele and cracking the stone, and this leg brought a whistling wind, like a big knife slashing down.

"Buddha King Kong is not bad. The great monk puffed out his chest.

Boom!

The leg fell and the person flew, and the great monk staggered back seven or eight steps, vomiting and vomiting all the overnight meals, and a lot of blood in it made his head sober up a little. He saw a group of people in police uniforms everywhere, and shouted happily: "I am the host of the Shuiling Temple, I am the silent Zen master of Buddhism, you help me, help me..."

"I'll help you not be so embarrassed!" Li Nanshuang gritted her silver teeth, and swooped out for another kick.

Liu Ruohai ran over and patted the big monk's face: "Captain, he fainted." ”

"Drag it back. Li Nanshuang turned around coldly, as if a master was lonely.

As soon as the police car roared away, Emperor Meow quietly walked out of the shadows, "Really, scare meow, Meow's chaotic magic is to make people confused a little, expand their emotions a little, and their self-control is a little weaker, I wanted to play for a while, but this bald donkey actually took off his clothes..."Emperor Meow looked up to the sky and yawned, "What a humble human being, we monsters still need a skin, this monk doesn't even have a basic bottom limit, it seems that he doesn't watch less programs that are inappropriate for children on weekdays, and he thinks about it in the bottom of his heart." ”