When Xiao Wu entered the hotel, he didn't expect the grand occasion to be unprecedented.

It's Tuesday, don't you all have to go to work? Xiao Wu looked at the teachers and classmates who gave him a salute, as well as a bunch of idlers he didn't know, and laughed in his heart.

Hu Hao chased in from outside the turnstile and patted Xiao Wu's shoulder breathlessly: "You came so early, I drove to your house to pick you up, who knew that you went out so early." How? Confident?"

Xiao Wu was noncommittal, but said mysteriously: "Then it depends on whether you can help me or not." ”

"What words?" Hu Hao snorted, "When I'm a brother, isn't it?"

Xiao Wu said: "I'll fall asleep later." Be sure to wake me up an hour and a half after the exam starts. Whatever you do, you're going to wake me up. Can you do it?"

Hu Hao looked confused and said, "Ah, what kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd?"

Sleeping pill. Xiao Wu teased in his heart, ignored him anymore, walked to the teacher and classmates with his head held high, and said goodbye to him.

Teacher Liu, Teacher Tu, Teacher Xiong, Teacher Ma, Zhu Hualong, Ji Wenming, Wei Meng, Lang Qian, Hou Fatzi, Yang stammering, etc., none of them are worried about absenteeism.

"Our squad leader Wang has put a lot of money into it, and his face is quite big. Hu Hao also followed up and said haha.

The head teacher, Mr. Liu, has actually been retired for a year or two, and this time, as the examiner of the first language, it can be seen that he has not slept well. The eye circles are a little dark, and the reaction is a little slow, maybe it was a review last night, or it may be like Xiao Wu, who injured himself from socializing. Everyone waited for him to speak, but he was silent for a while, raised his glasses and said, "Oh. Let's play it!"

Xiao Wu smiled: "Teacher Liu, you can't be partial, everyone has changed after ten years, but don't have prejudices against me." ”

"What are these words!" The woman also violently Wei Meng jumped out and said unfairly: "You mean that Teacher Liu can blow a black whistle? What kind of teacher Teacher Liu is, who doesn't know? You say this too much! I see that you have not changed at all, you are still a little ruffian ten years ago." ”

Hou Fatzi also came out to echo and said to Xiao Wu: "Yes." How much do you still care about yourself, Wang Yineng scored first in the class in the college entrance examination that year, how many years are you? Even if ten years have passed, he will definitely be able to beat you, and he still needs the teacher's help? It's funny. ”

Among the teachers and classmates present, in addition to Hu Hao, it was probably Ji Wenming and Yang Stammering who were Xiao Wu's friends in high school, but time has changed, and the friendship is also very shallow. Therefore, the crowd almost unanimously condemned Xiao Wu, and no one believed that Xiao Wu could defeat Wang Yineng.

Xiao Wu had expected all this, he just wanted to see whose face was so anxious to get on the pole and be beaten. Okay, Wei Meng, Hou Fatzi, it's just the two of you.

Hu Hao played a round and said: "Yes, yes, they are all classmates, don't be in such a hurry." Now that the Internet is developed, there are answers on the Internet after the test, and the teacher will score according to that reference, and it will not be biased. Besides, if you have to compete in four games, Teacher Tu, Teacher Xiong, and Teacher Ma will all have to go into battle, so many teachers will definitely reflect the real strength of the two of them. Let's see, aren't we?"

Xiao Wu sighed in his heart, Hu Hao's words were too level. On the surface, he echoed them, but in fact, he was facing himself, blocking them with words, and faintly beating the teacher, telling you not to blow the black whistle, sure enough, the monkey spirit monkey spirit.

Wei Meng was unwilling to be blocked, blushed, and spit out: "I'm afraid that after the language, there will be no suspense in the game." By then, the other teachers probably won't have to go into battle, right? ”

Several people laughed heartlessly, maybe they really thought so.

At a quarter past eleven, the exam outside was nearing its end. In about half an hour, the past papers will be announced.

Xiao Wu didn't see Wang Yineng. He sat at the examination table that Wang Yineng had set for him, and poked himself alone at the golden section of the stage. Overhead, there is a blazing spotlight, behind it, there is an exaggerated curtain, not far away, there is another exam table waiting for a vacant seat, and offstage, the most boring thing is to watch a play.

He nibbled on a loaf of bread and asked for a glass of water. Then he took out a small tablet and placed it next to his old watch. The bare leather strap has a malty aroma.

When the newcomer arrives!

Xiao Wu didn't need to raise his eyes to know which scene was suddenly full of people. Wang Yineng, who put on his glasses again, and Gu Xiaojing, who coiled up her long hair, are talented and beautiful.

Wang Yi was very gentlemanly to invite his wife to sit down, Wei Meng, Lang Qian and other former best friends deliberately moved chairs to surround her, and the look of wanting to talk to each other was a little inexhaustible, which made Xiao Wu sigh that the dilution function of time on feelings also played a role in them.

Wang Yi took off his hot suit and handed it to his wife, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, and walked onto the stage calmly. He came to Xiao Wu, stretched out his hand of friendship, moved his head slightly, let the reflection of the lens sweep on Xiao Wu's face, and said, "Gladly go to the appointment, count yourself as a man." ”

"Are you talking about yourself?" Xiao Wu sat still, stretched out his hand and shook him vigorously, raised his eyebrows, "Your palms are sweaty." ”

This is Gu Xiaojing's sweat. Wang Yineng grinned and said, "I'll leave you a thought at a point." ”

"You're disgusting. Xiao Wu took a sip.

Wang Yi sat down in his seat with a smile, and took out the pen, watch, and tissues one by one and laid them out.

Wipe your hands.

At this time, the host's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Wang Yineng and Mr. Liang Xiaowu's college entrance examination PK starts now." Everyone is welcome!"

Isn't this the master of ceremonies from yesterday? He's really free.

"The rules of the game. Session 1, Language. We expect to receive a fresh direct delivery of the past papers at 11:45 a.m., at which time, two copies will be sent to both sides. Both sides will have two and a half hours to answer the questions. To ensure fairness and justice, both sides will wear headphones to reduce unnecessary distractions. At the same time, please also ask the guests to keep quiet and not to leak questions to both parties in any form. If anyone is interested in answering the questions at the same time, we are also more than happy to send you a real question to compare with each other to see if it can beat the former squad leader and now a partner of the law firm, our groom, Mr. Wang. Of course, you can also enjoy our lunch to the fullest, just remember not to eat too loudly. ”

The master of ceremonies smiled and continued: "After answering the questions, we will ask Mr. Liu Mingkang, a special Chinese teacher of Sanhao Middle School, to mark the papers, and the scores will be announced immediately. Mr. Liu is the high school class teacher of Mr. Wang Yineng and Liang Xiaowu, and is also one of the top college entrance examination teachers in the city. Now that he has returned from retirement for many years, we will have the opportunity to listen to his teachings and see him again. Please note that after this exam, the competition in mathematics will continue in the hall at 5 p.m., and the rules are the same as in Chinese. Dinner!"

Liang Xiaowu took a deep breath, secretly tied the hemp rope around his waist, looked at the glass of water in front of him, and meditated on Allah.

This bell rings to mean that the real question has been released. Soon, another jingle sounded, and the test papers were ready.

Xiao Wu looked at Hu Hao in the audience, confirmed that the two of them knew it, picked up the pills, and drank them all.

Look at the question, look at the question, look at the question!

Xiao Wu read the question over and over again, trying to answer it first. However, after answering two questions, I realized how I was not too sleepy, and realized that I should calm down at this time, so as to help me fall asleep. So he simply put down the pen, wrapped his arms around him, buried his head in his head, and leaned down.

The audience was in a lot of commotion at this time. "What? He's sick, is it hurting?" "Is Auntie here?" "Damn, that's a joke that's too much. "I also think he's not kidding, giving up so early?"

"Hey, I said, can you give me an exam paper?" Hou Fatzi was quite clever and took the initiative to ask the staff for an exam paper.

Wei Meng looked at it and said, "Yes, I want one too." ”

Gu Xiaojing was curious, tilted her head and asked, "What's the matter?"

Wei Meng said: "There must be a question that stumped someone Liang, and I loved to hold my head when I couldn't do the exam that year." ”

Wang Yineng didn't seem to have encountered this problem. Gu Xiaojing was still skeptical.

Wei Meng said: "Who is your husband? Jingjing, you are too unconfident, after all, this is only a college entrance examination question, and your lawyer Wang has even passed the judicial exam easily." ”

At this time, Wang Yi was writing hard, unaware of the commotion at the scene. He's really an answering machine, and once he gets into it, he's horribly serious.

Teacher Tu, who teaches mathematics, walked up to Mr. Liu, the chief examiner who was also doing the questions at the same time, and joked: "Lao Liu, you are really serious, I knew that the two of them didn't have to fight, not at the same level." Yesterday, Xiao Wang also gave me some gifts, and I confiscated them, not that I didn't want to help him, but I knew that Xiao Liang was not a person, and I didn't need to help him at all. You see, I'm not wrong, I've given up. He seemed to be the same character ten years ago. ”

Teacher Liu stared intently at the scroll, kept writing in his hand, and ignored him. Teacher Tu was bored, and said to himself: "Yes, you are busy." Spread out his hands to the rest of the teachers in the distance, and those teachers held teacups and teacups, knocked melon seeds, and beckoned him, come back, don't be scolded.

Hou Fatzi found Hu Hao with a scroll, and said tremblingly: "Hey, your buddy must be stuck, yes, this is the way." I guess he was confused. Why don't you try it too?"

You must know that among all the subjects, Hu Hao's least favorite is Chinese.

At that time, Mr. Liu often criticized him for being a fool of himself, reading and only reading idle books, and not knowing anything about the literature of the Eight Classics. For this reason, Hu Hao also had a few fights with the teacher. Everyone knows this verse. Hou Fatzi came over with a test paper at this time, obviously disgusting him.

"Do you want the two of us to gamble too?" Hu Hao picked up the roll and folded it without looking at it, one fold, two folds, it seemed that he was going to fold a paper airplane.

Hou Fatzi smiled and didn't take it, the purpose of disgusting people was achieved, it didn't matter if he followed his words and said, "What are you betting?"

Hu Hao said: "Of course, it's a bet on who wins." You bet that your king can also win, and I bet on Liang Zi to win. Just bet on the language, can you come?"

"Yo!" Hou Fatzi blew his mouth into a shape like he had discovered a new continent, and deliberately fixed it for three seconds, "Bet, bet, bet! What do I say if I win?"

At this time, Ji Wenming and Yang stammered and came over with Coke cups, in fact, these few of them originally belonged to the scumbag group together with Xiao Wu, but Hou Fatzi suddenly opened up when he was in his third year of high school, and his grades soared and he became addicted to the sweetness of patting the teacher's sycophants, so he broke away from the organization. Now that they are reunited, it is quite a bit of a continuation of the frontier.

Hu Hao raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and said, "Let's not be like them, engage in personal attacks, be more affordable, and get money." ”

"It's good to get money!" Hou Fatzi raised his hands exaggeratedly, "Since everyone is an adult, don't be stingy, bet 10,000." ”

Hu Hao said: "Okay." You two, are you coming?" turned his head to look at Ji Wenming and Yang stammered.

Ji Wenming doesn't like to talk, so he pushed Yang to stammer. Yang stammered wittily: "We won't come, you two have to have a witness, don't you? ”

Hou Fatzi smiled: "Hey, what time is it? Did our classmate Liang write a few words?"

Hu Hao ignored his provocation, sat back in his seat, and played with his mobile phone.

Clan Wars.

Believe in your teammates, this sentence does not feel important until the critical time.

......

Finally, the appointed time was about to come, Hu Hao pinched his watch and told himself to be patient again. Although there were still only whispers at the scene, everyone's expressions had exploded. Liang Xiaowu on the stage was motionless, the only difference from before was that he snored like thunder.

"There is still an hour left to hand in the papers, even if you copy it, you may not be able to finish copying it?" Hou Fatzi ran behind Hu Hao and muttered to himself.

Hu Hao turned his head and glanced at him, seeing that the time was up, he stood up and said loudly: "Staff, do you have a staff?"

Hou Fatzi looked at everyone and looked at him, and the cat bent down and found a nearby seat to retreat, leaving Hu Hao alone to stand up to the sky.

The master of ceremonies appeared in the distance, disgusted but did not dare to say presumptuously: "What are you doing?

Hu Hao didn't care, and continued to say loudly: "Which of you is going to see Liang Xiaowu! Why didn't anyone care about him when he was left there for so long? His illness just happened yesterday, what should I do if I get sick again? Who is responsible for his life?"

The master of ceremonies glared at Hu Hao and said softly, "Okay, okay! I'll take a look myself." ”

While speaking, he walked up to Xiao Wu, listened to the movement, and pushed him a few more times. got up and stretched his neck towards Hu Hao, made a falling gesture, and shrugged his shoulders to show helplessness.

Weird, why aren't you awake yet? Hu Hao scolded secretly, and was about to rush up by himself, when he suddenly saw Xiao Wu's back move, and then his head was raised!

There's an hour left, oh yes.

Xiao Wu was surprised by everyone, and gestured OK to the air.