Chapter 15 Obsessed with A-chan Sleeping Wulang

It is better to seek others than to seek yourself, and to seek yourself is to seek Allah.

Xiao Wu gave Allah a warm hug, stepped away before she could resist, and then looked at the old man from top to bottom with great interest.

Tonight's wedding dress, yesterday's girl, perfect.

Allah seemed to be happy with the outfit as well, and before she knew where she had turned on a spotlight, she was spinning in the bright spots, excited.

Xiao Wu didn't speak, quietly enjoying this beauty, although it was not really Gu Xiaojing, but for a moment he felt that this was the real Gu Xiaojing.

Slowly, Allah stopped, tilted his head to look at Xiao Wu, and said, "Hey, I probably have a way to make Wang Yi unable to get to your Gu Xiaojing for the next ten years." ”

"You're so rude. Xiao Wu sighed.

Allah held out a finger and shook it, "No, it's direct. If you can't even communicate directly with each other, how hypocritical you must be!"

"Okay. Xiao Wu admits defeat, "Listen to you, what do you do?"

Allah ignored him, snapped his fingers, and the lights went out. Immediately afterwards, the screen matrix was loaded and unloaded from all directions, and Karakala was in place, each screen was shining brightly, inside, it was full of classroom pictures, as well as close-ups of exam papers, Liang Xiaowu probably recognized, all of them were his memories when he was preparing for the college entrance examination.

Allah said: "You went to Guan Qianzhong, just to ask him to pass on some sun and moon to you." You know that the sun and the moon can improve people's perceptions, including the sensitivity of the five senses and memory, and you want to use this method to recall what you have learned before, and add a temporary way to make up for it, so as to defeat Wang Yineng. Actually, you don't have to be so complicated, as long as you send me, you can do it. ”

Xiao Wu patted his thigh and said, "Yes, you know everything I have learned, although I have forgotten, but you still remember." It's all taught by a teacher, Wang Yineng, this bastard can't remember more than you, let's win him properly. Alas, no......"

Allah said: "You mean that even if I know everything, I can't go to the exam room, right?"

Xiao Wu said: "Yes, do you have a way for me to meet you during the day?"

Allah said: "No. You can't see me until you're asleep. ”

Xiao Wu said: "That's not over, and the most important point is that I have to be awake to do the question, even if you can tell me the answer in your dream, I will be blind when I wake up and forget." ”

"I have a solution. ”

"What's the solution?"

"By your belt!" Allah pointed at Qianqianyu.

Xiao Wu subconsciously touched his waist, the strange thing was that the hemp rope given by Old Man Hu could be touched, and other things such as mobile phones and keys did not have this treatment, you must know that the clothes he was wearing at this moment were only plausible high school uniforms, not those worn during the day.

Allah continued, "If I'm not mistaken, this piece of hemp rope is a treasure. Do you remember, Old Man Hu said that since he had this trouser belt, he can remember the things in his dreams. Then if you can tie him up and dream like you do now, when you wake up, you should remember what I told you. ”

Xiao Wu said: "So what you mean is that tomorrow I will read the test paper first, and then find a way to fall asleep, you do a good job in your dream and tell me the answer, and I will find a way to wake up again, and I will remember the answer." In the end, just write the answer?"

Allah nodded.

Xiao Wu said: "Is it? Haha, is it possible that I will wake up later and forget all about it now? ”

Allah snapped his fingers and smiled, "Mr. Gambler, shall we take a gamble?"

Xiao Wu was stunned for a moment, remembering the stalk between the two of them that "gamblers are easy to dream of Zhuang Sheng", and he also smiled knowingly, and said: "Bet on it, whoever loses is Lai Han!"

So the two of them sat opposite each other, waiting to wake up.

Xiao Wu suddenly came up with an idea and asked Allah to turn on the live signal, because the eyes of the sleeping people are useless, so the signal is only audio, even so, it is good to listen to the outside world.

The sound of a car engine, stereotypical. Snoring, like a subwoofer, on its own. A few horns sounded, and the tires rubbed against the ground steadily, and came to an abrupt halt. The car door opened, and the sound of air rushing in outside. "Thank you!" Mom said in a reassuring tone. Sticking very close to the heavy breathing. Footsteps echoing in the hallway. The door opened, and the hinges snapped dryly. "Good-bye!!" said the strange young man's farewell. "Fuck, didn't you say he's sick and drunk like this?" "Shhhh

Xiao Wu knew that he was carried into the room, his mother closed the door, and his father was left outside to scold. Mom breathed a sigh of relief, wrung up a handful of towels, and then went silent.

Some love doesn't need to be sounded in the first place.

Xiao Wu imagined that his mother had probably been silent like this for the past ten years, he looked at Allah, and saw that Allah was also looking back at himself.

"Hey, what is this?" said Mom, surprised.

Not good, hemp rope!

Xiao Wu and Alla realized at the same time that their mother had found the hemp rope, and there was no need to bet that they had already noticed that their mother had untied this ornament, which was very strange for anyone, because the hemp rope around Xiao Wu's waist suddenly disappeared in the dream.

They didn't know what the consequences would be, so they could only look at each other.

After a while, as if he had figured it out, Allah stood up, stretched the white wedding dress into the most beautiful appearance, put his hands behind his back, and playfully said to Xiao Wu: "Hey, I love you!"

Xiao Wu was shocked and said, "What are you doing? Do you mean it really? Although...... I have a crush on you, but I know you're the other me, don't let me be so perverted, okay? ”

Allah stretched out his hands and made a gesture of begging for a hug and said, "Don't be so nervous! ”

Xiao Wu moved back, shook his head and said: "I will have a shadow if you are like this, I can forget it if I am tempted occasionally, you are so active, I will really feel that I am very perverted." ”

Allah smiled: "Okay, it's funny, I didn't expect you to be so nervous." It's just a dream, ok?"

"A dream? I'll always remember it. Xiao Wu couldn't help but shake his head.

Allah said, "You won't. If I'm not mistaken, you probably won't remember the dream that happened after you untied the hemp rope when you woke up. ”

Xiao Wu was surprised: "You mean that what I tell you now, I will never remember?"

"Not exactly," Allah pretended to be mysterious, "it probably only exists in your deepest memories, and it's not so easy to remember." ”

"That's good," Xiao Wu thought about it, stood up coldly and gave Allah a kiss, and retaliated, "It's a big deal, I love you too, you pervert!"

When I woke up, my head was dizzy.

The night was still deep. Xiao Wu touched the lamp and saw that the hemp rope was hanging behind the door, hanging together with the shorts he wore during the day, and he had already changed into pajamas. He squeezed his eyes and cleared his head, and sure enough, he remembered what had happened in his dream, and only until the moment his mother untied the hemp rope.

He no longer reluctantly recalled what happened afterward, sat up cross-legged, and reorganized his thoughts. If you want to defeat Wang Yineng tomorrow, it will definitely make Allah have a greater grasp of the battle. Now I can clearly remember the details of the dream, which shows that Allah's method of "sleeping and doing problems" is feasible. Then the only thing to consider is how to fall asleep in the exam room and then wake up in time.

He went straight to knock on his mother's door, and amid the violent snoring of his stepfather, his mother came out very quickly, and it was obvious that she had not slept well.

"Are there any sleeping pills?" Xiao Wu asked.

Mom reflexively closed the door and wondered, "Why are you sleeping?"

Xiao Wu shook his head: "It's useful." Alas, I can't tell for a while, anyway, I'm useful. It's just a bad thing. There should be one at home, right?"

Mom said, "Where are you doing it? I haven't settled accounts with you when I'm drunk before, so I won't give it!"

Seeing this, Xiao Wu hugged his mother and said, "Good mother, this matter is related to your son's happiness in the second half of his life, you must help me ......"

Mom raised her eyes: "Are you sure?"

"It's true!" Xiao Wu swore as he hugged his mother tighter.

"Well," sighed Mom, "how much do you want?"

Xiao Wu smiled and said, "Just let me fall asleep in half an hour." ”

It's half past two in the morning, and the next thing Xiao Wu has to determine is what the real time corresponds to Allah completing a test paper in his dream. It's about when he wakes up and whether he has enough time to transcribe the answer. So he asked his mother for his mobile phone again, and downloaded a time-telling app divided by two, and set it to tell the time every fifteen minutes, so that he would have a way to judge the time in his dreams with his ears that never rested. Then he went online and found last year's Chinese real questions, and it took about five minutes to read them from beginning to end, and he felt that his brain should have written everything down, so he took a sleeping pill without hesitation, tied it with hemp rope, and waited to fall asleep.

When he went to sleep and saw Ala, he immediately asked her to turn on the live broadcast, and happened to hear the time. A quarter past three. He was about to tell Allah to hurry up and do the question, but who knew that Allah would start to report the answer.

"As soon as you finished reading the question, I started answering it, but you don't know. Allah had the expression of a scholar.

By the time she had finished answering all the answers, it was about four o'clock.

"That is to say, the college entrance examination Chinese is two and a half hours, I take medicine before starting, fall asleep after half an hour, take an hour to receive answers when I fall asleep, and then wake up, and there is still an hour to transcribe, it should be enough, right?" Xiao Wu calculated with great difficulty.

Allah nodded: "I can transcribe it for you in an hour, and no matter how long it is, it will probably be useless for you." ”

Xiao Wu said: "What are you talking about?"

Allah said: "I'm afraid you won't be able to remember so many answers after a long time. ”

"Okay. Xiao Wu touched his head, "Then the tactics are clear, you must wake up an hour and a half after the start of the exam." ”

"By what?" Allah asked, "Alarm clock?"

Xiao Wu said: "I don't know if the alarm clock is useful, so I set an alarm clock for six o'clock and see if it can wake me up." ”

Jingle bell bell bell.

The two watched the live broadcast and finally waited for the alarm clock. It's just that it didn't wake people up because it was so noisy.

Allah said: "It's embarrassing. ”

Xiao Wu ignored her, touching his chin thoughtfully.

Suddenly, there was a movement, and the sound of the door opening, and then my mother called, "Wake up, didn't you tell me to call you at six and ten o'clock, get up!"

Before the dream dissipated, Allah smiled approvingly: "You have really grown a little, and your mind is a lot more detailed. ”

Xiao Wu saluted and said, "Then let's see you later, and we can overthrow the king together." ”

Allah said: "Hmm. Would you like to take this opportunity to give us a name for this operation? I suddenly thought of a name that would be perfect for you. ”

"Tell me, what is it?" Xiao Wu woke up.

"Sleeping little takerou. Allah snickered.