Zhu Bajie was a little twisted. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"It's not good, what if it scares people. He said.

"You're going to insult people, and you're afraid of scaring people, how soft your heart is. The sand monk rolled his eyes.

"What do you know, although I have the heart to insult her, but it is also that kind, gentle insult, people are so good-looking young lady, how can I be willing to use violence against others. Zhu Bajie said.

"Oh, I see, you want to stun people with drugs first, and then insult people. Sha Seng nodded.

"Don't talk nonsense, how can I be that kind of person. Zhu Bajie waved his hand again and again.

"You are not that kind of person, who is that kind of person, but I heard the monkey say, when you were in Gao Laozhuang, you bullied Gao Cuilan, and also molested the women who came to crusade against you. ”

"Monkey, what did you tell him!" Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong angrily.

"No, he said that he was going to write down the things about our westward journey, and then asked me how I met you in the first place, and I told him what happened when I met you, is there any problem?" Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie.

"Of course there is a problem, where am I like you said, I am bent on protecting Gao Cuilan, and Gao Cuilan is the monster who is dominated by power, and I am at most an accomplice. Zhu Bajie shouted.

"I heard it, and I said I didn't lie to you. Sun Wukong said to Sha Seng.

"I didn't expect it to be like this, if I wrote this, it would really become a fantasy novel, I don't know if anyone would spend money to buy it. The sand monk scratched up on the tree.

"It's good for someone to see it, and you still expect someone to buy it, you know, not everyone is as idle as you, every day in addition to eating or sleeping, and when you are in a hurry, you are still confused. Zhu Bajie said.

"Are you sure you're not talking about yourself, how brave you are to blame my place for these things. Sha Seng reluctantly continued to write bad words about Zhu Bajie on the tree.

"No, monkey, didn't you deal with this guy before, why are you so good to him now, and even tell him about me?"

"I didn't want to leave any negative impact on his book, and he promised me that if I fully cooperated with him in writing the book, he would write me as an incomparable hero. Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and waved it a few times in his hand, and then put on a super handsome POSS.

"Don't be stinky, he can write me as a lazy pig, and of course he can write you as that vexatious monkey. Zhu Bajie scoffed at Sun Wukong's words, "Do you really think that he will be towards you, the person he is most eager for is only himself, if you add another person, it can only be Tang Seng, you, maybe you will choose you in the end." ”

"Is what he said true or false?" Sun Wukong looked at the sand monk.

"How is it possible, of course what I promised will be done. Sha Seng held the book in his arms and said.

"True or not, just look at his books. Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes.

"Show me the book. Sun Wukong stretched out his hand to Sha Seng.

"I haven't written it yet, no, I haven't written about you yet. Sha Seng took the book back and wrapped it in his arms.

"Do you believe me or do you believe him now?" Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong with a smile.

"I'm going to kill you!" Sun Wukong screamed and threw himself at the sand monk.

"Wow, ah, ah, the monkey is crazy and is going to hurt people. The sand monk got up from the ground and ran towards the woman.

"Monk, you have been looking at that woman since just now, isn't it that your heart is moved?" Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng.

Tang Seng took his eyes off the woman and put it on Zhu Bajie's body.

"I'm just wondering if beauty and ugliness can only be judged by appearance, then those who are beautiful on the outside but have a femme fatale on the inside, or those who are ugly on the outside but gentle on the inside, are hurt. Tang Seng said.

"You don't always think about this kind of thing, you have to think more about having a full meal, and then a few women, you are still young, there are some joys in life that you have not experienced, only you have experienced those things yourself, can you understand how beautiful those things are. Zhu Bajie said.

"You should know that when I say ugly on the outside, but gentle on the inside, I don't mean you. Tang Seng said.

"I know. Zhu Bajie nodded.

"That's good, if you think about it too much, then I'm bothered enough. Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Sun Wukong chased Sha Seng to the woman, and Sha Seng hid directly behind the woman.

When the woman saw Sun Wukong, she was so frightened that she stood in place and didn't dare to move.

"Get out of the way, let me beat the scum behind you into a fool. Sun Wukong waved the golden hoop stick and said to the woman.

"I, I, I can't move. The woman's voice said to Sun Wukong with a crying voice.

"Why are you so timid, that guy is not a monster and will not hurt you. Sun Wukong pointed to the sand monk and said.

"I'm not afraid of him, he just looks weird, I'm afraid of you. The woman said.

Sun Wukong was stunned, put down the golden hoop stick and looked at his reflection in the river.

"That's because you can't be aesthetically phose, I'm unusually handsome in our monkeys. ”

The woman rolled her eyes and fainted.

"Hey, pig, I've fainted, if you want to do something, hurry up and do it now, otherwise the opportunity will be gone." Sha Seng shouted at Zhu Bajie.

"It's coming, it's coming, it's urging something. Zhu Bajie ran over to this side with his big belly.

"Come on an egg!" Tang Seng directly slapped Zhu Bajie's head and knocked Zhu Bajie to the ground.

Tang Seng walked over.

"Monk, aren't you also interested in this woman?" Sun Wukong showed a smile on his face, "Fight quickly, let's go to the grass to help you control the wind." ”

Tang Seng recited the mantra, and Sun Wukong lay on the ground and howled.

After a while, under the command of Tang Seng, Sun Wukong got a scoop of water from the river and splashed it on the woman's face.

The woman woke up suddenly, rolled her eyes after seeing Sun Wukong's face, and was about to fall asleep again.

"Wait a minute, wake up. Tang Seng hurriedly shook the woman.

The woman opened her eyes and met Tang Seng's eyes, and then she rubbed her eyes vigorously.

"Man, it's a man!" exclaimed the woman.

"It's a good man, but he's also a monk. Tang Seng's expression was slightly embarrassed, and it took him a lot of effort to pull the woman's hand away from his clothes.

"Guys, really men, it's the first time I've seen a man. The woman's face was full of excitement, and she grabbed Tang Seng tightly with both hands, for fear that he would run away.