"Monk, the poisonous tongue is not poisoned at this time, the two of us are poisoned, hurry up and find us something to detoxify, although the two of us are not as useful as the monkey, but if there is no us on this westward journey, you and the monkey will not fight every day. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Zhu Bajie said uncomfortably.

"No, I'm serious, you're pregnant. Tang Seng said again.

"Inside your belly, there's a new life. ”

"Monkey, let's see if the monk's head is broken. Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong.

"No, he's right. Sun Wukong's eyes were a little red, "There is indeed something in there that makes me feel uncomfortable, and there is indeed a second person in your stomach." ”

"This is definitely not pregnant, how can I get pregnant as a big man, is someone taking away me, it must be that person who wants to take away me, you help me keep the original god, otherwise I will become someone else's puppet when I am handsome and chic." Zhu Bajie was a little panicked.

"Do you feel delirious now?" Tang Seng asked, stretching out his hand to cover Zhu Bajie's head.

"I didn't feel anything just now, but when you say that, yes, I'm a little delirious. Zhu Bajie gasped.

"That's right, you're pregnant, and it's incredible, but nature is full of infinite possibilities. Tang Seng said.

"How can this be, I haven't been a father yet, I'm already going to be a mother. Zhu Bajie was a little flustered.

"Could it be that you fell for some kind of witchcraft of that queen, and transferred the child who was originally in her to you. Sun Wu said.

"No, no, something must have gone wrong. Zhu Bajie was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

"I said, it's not a big deal that he's pregnant, I'm poisoned, can you care about me, I'm going to die. The voice of the sand monk came from behind them.

Tang Seng glanced at Sha Seng seriously: "You are not poisoned, you are also pregnant." ”

Sha Seng's expression was as if he had been struck by lightning, and the original painful expression was directly condensed on his face.

"Open, what a joke. Sha Seng said.

"One person's pregnancy may be said to be accidental, but if two people are pregnant, there must be some kind of inevitable connection. Sun Wukong touched his chin and said.

"You also said that it was all you, you weren't peeing at all just now, but just jerking off inside, you disgusting monkey. Zhu Bajie jumped up and kicked Sun Wukong's buttocks.

"Phew, you fart, how could I do such a nasty thing. Sun Wukong stared at Zhu Bajie with a straight face and said.

"Then explain to me why we're like this, and what it would be if it weren't for you peeing in this river. Sha Seng glared at Sun Wukong.

"Or maybe you've been single for too long, so it's like being yourself and yourself together, and then, and then, that's it. Sun Wukong spread his hands, "So it's you who are disgusting, it's my business." ”

"Someone is coming. Tang Seng said.

"Quick, hide us, we don't want to let anyone know we're pregnant. Zhu Bajie shouted at Tang Seng.

"What's the noise, it's a woman. Tang Seng said, "You just sit here, she can't see you." ”

"It's a woman. Zhu Bajie turned around and poked his head out to look over there.

A woman was bending down to fetch water from the river.

"It's not good, there is monkey urine in that water, and if you drink it, you will get pregnant. Zhu Bajie said.

"Maybe she came here to get pregnant. Tang Seng said.

"Monk, what do you mean by this?" Zhu Bajie was puzzled.

Tang Seng didn't speak, and set his eyes on the river, he didn't pay attention to it just now, but the reason why he felt very comfortable was actually the water that was defiled by Sun Wukong.

There was infinite life in the river, more vigorous than the flowers he had seen in the netherworld, and it made him feel the urge to plunge into it.

"Maybe the water here has the function of making people pregnant. Tang Seng saw the woman hurriedly put the kettle on her waist, looked left and right, and then hurriedly walked away.

"What are you kidding, we're not in a novel, how could we encounter such a thing. Zhu Bajie touched his stomach and groaned.

"How do you know we're not in a novel. Tang Seng said.

"It's simple. Sha Seng said and took out the book from behind his back and scribbled on it, and then he handed the book to Tang Seng, "If we are characters in a novel, how can we make unconscious movements." ”

"Are the movements you made really unconscious?" Tang Seng handed the book back to Sha Seng, "Look at what is written on it." ”

Sha Seng took the book and saw that the book was scribbled with the scene of his own childbirth, and a line of words was written next to it: If you dare to think crankily again, I will let you taste this taste.

Sha Seng swallowed his saliva: "Who wrote it, Rulai is still the Jade Emperor." ”

"Needless to say, of course it's you. Sun Wukong said.

"How could I curse myself like that, or maybe it's a pig on it, so it makes sense. Sha Seng nodded and said.

"It can't be mine, I'm not that skinny. Zhu Bajie glanced at it and said.

"Dead pig, can't you come down, I'm scared. The sand monk's scalp was numb, and his voice trembled.

"What's there to be afraid of, you didn't know you were just a marionette all along. ”

"I know I'm a marionette, but even if it's a marionette, it's a marionette with its own sense of movement, so what's going on. "The sand monk was in some pain.

"What you can't accept, you can accept it a few more times, and maybe we're not marionettes, the real marionettes are being carried away by us. Tang Seng said softly.

"Your comfort is really level, I'm really not scared at all now. Zhu Bajie said sarcastically.

"Life is like rape, if you can't resist, enjoy it silently. ”

"Well said, help me up, I'm going to insult that woman. Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand to Sun Wukong.

"Is the process of enjoying life like this?" Sun Wukong shook off Zhu Bajie's hand in disgust.

"Otherwise, what else can it be, you don't know that I'm filthy and obscene by nature. Zhu Bajie said helplessly.

The woman saw them, several pairs of eyes intertwined, an inexplicable embarrassment in the air.

"Well, before insulting someone, do you want to go over and say hello to them? Sun Wukong pushed Zhu Bajie and said.