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Agu was worried, sniffled and picked up the book, and read!

It's full of resentment....

After reading the book for two hours and doing the questions for three hours, I came back after dinner to continue, there are less than two months left in the college entrance examination, and the grades are a fatal problem.

The evening breeze is refreshing, no! It's very cold! Agu felt a chill in his neck, and cold sweat broke out on his spine, and the cold breath behind him had a sense of ghost movie.

He looked back blankly and raised his paw blankly: "Hello." "The face on the other side is beautiful even if it is angry, but the way of appearance is too terrible, okay, the lights are flickering and the ghosts are roaring, this girl is really a fairy?

A miserable face leaned over: "You are the Heavenly Court Police?"

Agu nodded: "I am." ”

"You deducted all of my cultivation?"

Agu is honest: "It's just nine out of nine." ”

"What's the difference between ninety percent and all!" Jade Rabbit pointed at Agu's nose and scolded: "Do you know that the old lady is almost gone?

"What kind of Heavenly Court policeman came out of nowhere? Seeing that you are not a great god like this, you are mortal in the flesh! Which of the various scum of the mountain god land is not ten thousand times stronger than you? You dare to offend the old lady!" Yutu gritted his white teeth and stretched out his hand: "Return the old lady's cultivation, otherwise your soul will be scattered!"

"Oh. Agu took two slow steps, walked around her, sat down on the edge of the bed, and read a book.

Jade Rabbit: "....."

The anger suddenly rose to a height of 100,000 zhang, and the jade rabbit almost lay on his face: "Didn't you hear the old lady speak?"

Agu squinted at her: "What can you do with me?"

"I can make you ruined!"

"Come on, I'm tired of being crooked. "Agu almost burst out laughing, can kill me and talk so much, when I am an idiot two hundred and five or stupid two hundred and nine?

This time I learned Chinese, and I have to say that the things of our ancestors are easier to learn and comfortable than others. Agu looked at it, and his soft jade hand touched his shoulder.

The Jade Rabbit is warm and tender: "Give the cultivation back to others, it's a big deal..." ”

"Goo~~" couldn't help but swallow his saliva, Agu screamed wildly in his heart, and the male hormones almost evaporated the blood. It's the Jade Rabbit! It's the Jade Rabbit! This is a fairy, what kind of pure jade girl is compared to others, and the peerless star is super weak, okay! Agu hasn't seen some exciting films, but can he compare to half a fairy shoulder?

Definitely not comparable! Agu is stupid all over, with a wipe of his nose, so red!

"Okay, as long as you return the cultivation to others, you can do whatever you want..."

Yutu was still tempting, and Agu covered his nose and was entangled: "Is it okay to get on the bus first and not make up the ticket?"

"Huh?"

"No, no, no..."Agu took toilet paper to plug the nosebleed: "I mean get in the car first and then repair it, don't worry, I, Agu said one is one and two is two." ”

"Get rough!" "Heavenly Court crayfish showed its spicy true face: "Get on the bus first and don't make up the ticket, are you stupid to be a lady?"

Agu leaned his neck up, more domineering than the immortals: "Don't say that I can't give it, even if I can give it, I can't give it! If you cultivate it, you will kill me, you will be stupid!"

The tip of the needle is big and the eyes are big and small, Agu tried his best to widen his eyes, but he was disappointed to find that the eyeballs were not as big as others, I have to say that the fairy is really beautiful, those charming big eyes....

Putting aside his head and sitting down, Agu continued to read: "It's useless for you to pester me, do the police understand? ”

"Really?" was full of suspicion.

"Really!" Agu dared to swear by Li Xiao's head.

"Then tell me who the government is!"

Agu: "..."How does he know who the government is? If you really want to guess, it should be the biggest one. Heavenly Dao, he used to dare to talk casually, but now is it considered a leak of heaven under the hands of others? What should I do if the five thunders hit my head?

Yutu looked him up and down, and felt that it was not a lie, and the whole person was empty, as if he had lost his energy, and he asked, "No! you have to help me!" and grabbed Agu's arm.

"What can I help you?" Agu wondered, what can we do if we are mortals to help fairies?

"What am I charged with?"

"Attempted murder. "Agu is entangled, what is this?

"You also know that it was an attempted murder, no matter what, the old lady will kill the top celestial officials in the central heavenly official here? Think about it with your scumbag head, why did the old lady make a murder attempt!" A mouthful of little white teeth was about to be crushed: "The old lady gave that guy a daughter is a blessing that he has cultivated for ten lifetimes, and he actually beat the old lady, and he beat him twice, you guys in this place especially treat the fetus as a meal, the old lady has to vent his anger!"

"Well, let's not be angry, okay?"

"No!" Yutu was helpless: "I have had a grudge since the first time I was beaten, either I will continue to give him a daughter and harm him, or I will possess the baby with resentment, you should be an unborn baby made of iron, what kind of body must be eroded into when you are born with resentment?

"What then?" asked Agu with interest, he didn't care when he heard the story.

Yutu was very simply: "Kill him!"

"Murder is a crime. "Agu is more simply.

"Then, then, at least you have to deal with him to make me angry, you brought this thing out, if you don't solve it, it's irresponsible, you're not a man!"

It's not me who is not responsible for the abortion, why am I not a man anymore, Agu was shocked, are the gods so unreasonable? Or can the attempted murder be justified in blackmailing the police?

It's not that I don't understand, the world is changing fast, Agu feels that he is not on the same channel as the fairy, and his head is excited when he wants to read a book: "Fetus? Your cheap dad is Li Xiao?"

Jade Rabbit nodded.

Agule, that guy is really lucky, wouldn't there be an extra fairy daughter if he was in charge? It's a pity that the scum is not scum, the fairy becomes a witch, and he said that he was ascended to heaven by a chicken dog, and this is still remembered.

Agu said that he was in trouble, and he clutched his stomach on the bed and laughed. Jade Rabbit is the same enemy: "It's okay now, the enemy of the enemy is a friend, how about the two of us to get him, how about the five horses split the corpse?"