As a senior joker, the one who is not top-notch or bottom-notch among many long-term friends, Agu still has a wide range of knowledge, Chang'e is played as a dancer in Journey to the West, and Jade Rabbit is just a little monster of Sichun, but Agu knows that this is nonsense!

Speaking of immortals, the most bullish is of course the three Qing, six royals, five directions, and five elders, plus the golden mother and wood prince who commands the male and female immortals, that is, the Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East, this is the top We definitely can't afford to provoke, and it doesn't take much to go down, especially below these people are the Tianguan Xingguan. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Which one is stronger, Shandong, China... It is the Emperor of the Three Officials who let him fly, the heavenly officials blessed the earth officials, the water officials forgave the sins, and the water officials relieved the misfortunes, and the chief lord of the heavenly court was a big and small immortal. But they didn't dare to take a breath when they saw some of them.

These people are the central heavenly officials, and the close ministers of the Son of Heaven have cultivated to the heavens, yes, you read that right! The dancing girl Chang'e in Journey to the West is one of the most bullish, why is it the most bullish? Because people have jade rabbits!

You're still not mistaken, isn't Jade Rabbit just a little pet? Isn't it just the same level as this boy and that virgin? Have the ability to let those boys and virgins put a pi in front of others! Jade Rabbit is also a central heavenly official, and his identity is the same as Chang'e, and his cultivation is like Chang'e, and the two girls wear a pair of pants, which is rampant and domineering and no one dares to stop it!

"Oh my God, I got the Jade Rabbit?, cut the Jade Rabbit ninety percent and nine percent of the cultivation?" Agu burst into tears, not to mention cutting other people's ninety percent of the cultivation, even if people only have one millionth of the ability left, pinching him to death is not much more laborious than pinching an ant to death, and that Chang'e, if Chang'e knows about this, it will not be surprising that there will be a thunderbolt out of thin air!

"You cheat me..."Agu typed aggrieved.

"Don't worry about the host, the immortals in the end of the Dharma era are forever separated, and the immortals of the heavenly court cannot go down to earth and cannot see the changes in the world, only when the merits are exhausted can the immortals go down to the earth to grab merit. ”

Agu then typed: "Immortals are invincible even when they go down to earth, I'm just a mortal, okay?"

"The immortal spirit can only carry the cultivation according to the official position, and the jade rabbit is the central heavenly official who carries the cultivation for a maximum of 100 years, and the remaining year of cultivation after 99 years can only keep the immortal immortal. ”

"I don't understand..."Agu Meng said: "You just say if she can get me, right?"

"No, you can't. ”

"Earlier!" said Agu again.

Immortals can't go down to earth, and when the merit is exhausted, there is not much cultivation that can be bringed, and he can still cut ninety percent of it... Agu gritted his teeth: "Can I get merit if I succeed in law enforcement?"

"Leave it up to the host to figure it out. ”

I'm groping for an egg! A Gu's face cramped, his eyes were straight, and his eyes were straight and flowed all over the ground, Ma Wuye grass was not fat, people were not rich, Lao Tzu was not ruthless and unsteady, he couldn't wait to meet ten or eight immortals immediately, 7200, him!

Beating people and kicking them in the face, molesting them is good for him, and he dares to lift the old man in the west. People don't kill for themselves, as long as they can become stronger, buy a car for their father and buy a house for their mother, and they will be imprisoned for the old man!

He sharpened his knife to heaven on his side, but the Jade Rabbit went violently.

Who is she recruiting to provoke whom, this is the dignified central heavenly official fairy rabbit, the merit is exhausted and degraded to the mortal, not to mention, possessing a deconscious fetus and waiting to grow up to make merit, and was beaten twice in a row!

The world is getting worse and the hearts of the people are not ancient, and the whole person of Yutu is collapsed, which one was pregnant before is not joyfully praying to God and thanking the Buddha, and the fetus is a matter of human suffering, but she understands that it is too normal to have a modern fetus, okay!

Falling red is not a ruthless thing, the hospital can repair it with 300 yuan, and it is not terrible for the belly to become bigger, plus 200 under the bed... Hearing these two sentences, the Jade Rabbit was so simple in his heart, he really wanted to summon the heavenly thunder to blow him up, this world is hopeless, and Hua Tuo's old man should die.

"Look at what kind of your disciples and grandchildren have done, if the old lady can go back, she will immediately level Hua Tuo's old man's medical fairy palace!"

I was thinking about whether to steam or braise the scumbag, and when I thought of a happy place, I covered my stomach and laughed, and what kind of heavenly court police put a note on the old lady out of thin air? The old lady's 9 into 9 cultivation is gone, okay?

Eat and sleep well and be in a good mood, yesterday's running and tossing made Agu hurt all over, it was impossible to go to school, he slept in the house until the sun dried his buttocks, lazily took books to review.

No matter how bad the system is, he has to take the college entrance examination, he is a beautiful girl in college, and his parents can scare him to death if he doesn't go to her, but Agu can't help it after a while, and officially opens the Tianting Police APP, where does he come from to study?

"Yesterday I was tired and lay down, and it seems that I still haven't seen my skills. Agu unlocked his phone and swiped in style.

"Welcome to the Heavenly Court Police APP, please explore more with the host, so as not to break the corpse into pieces..."

"There's something wrong with this system!" accurately set the position of the system, and Agu clicked on the skill marker.

"Why am I so bullish?" The unbearable cry alarmed Gu Ma, and immediately asked, "Are you okay?"

It's a concern... Agu burst into tears.

"I'm fine. Shouting through the door, Agu locked the back room, stupidly looking at the skills that filled the screen.

Mortal skills: Hydraulic press driving level 0, corpse picking up level 0, hairstyling level 1, level 3.... The rows are densely packed and you can count dozens of them slightly, and the mortal skills are very cheap, and the 5 points of merit are upgraded to one level.

He thought in his heart: Since reading the joke, I have learned to drive beads, drive a hydraulic press, pick up corpses, touch porcelain and reverse porcelain, pit family, routines and anti-routines, draw talismans to fight zombies and treasure light, wild survival skills, how to brainwash others and counter-brainwash, dozens of escapes, hairstyles, clothing matching, keys, lockpicking, extortion, oil, geological exploration, drilling and measuring feng shui.....

Luxury appreciation is also learned here, the identity of the eldest friend is unfathomable, all kinds of secrets are like the carp of the long river crossing the river, and you can use it to pretend if you don't know whether it's true or not.

No, Agu suddenly jumped up: "What about mathematics, physics, and what about my college entrance examination courses?"