"I look, oh, I'm numb. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Me too. ”

With two bangs, Luo first withdrew his big fist, and the world was quiet. "I must be a ghost!" The dignified pure yang immortal issued a 'great wish' that he had never dared to think of in his life, and opened a book with great curiosity: "The Self-cultivation of Sycophants".

.........

The progress bar moves at a slow but very firm pace, and this firmness stops at 50%. Agu looked at the reports sent from all over the country, some of which were for Meng Yan, some for Lin Zixia, and some for Luo Xian and the two little immortals—these were all sent to him in the end, even if he was not very willing to take care of things.

"I'm just a second-class police inspector," he sighed, feeling a sense of fear that he would be buried in his official duties.

"Come on, Meow, Meow has been boring lately. Emperor Meow licked his lips, his straight pupils swelled into a big circle, he raised his head, and expressed the innate cuteness of Siamese cats to the extreme, Agu couldn't help but think of the three little guys in "Puss in Boots": what did they do after selling cute? It seems to be... Sprinkled a handful of pepper on someone else's equally wide eye?

"Don't think!" he shook his head firmly.

Emperor Meow immediately drooped his head and pulled the ball of yarn boredly—this toy was simply too pediatric. And the ones that don't have long eyes are dying lately, and they haven't passed the time for a long time. "Meow is so kind..."It dared to swear with one of Bai Angzhi's hands, it was purely kind, and definitely not wanted any big toy.

Agu shook his head again slowly but surely.

Emperor Meow flicked his tail in disappointment, trying to find some way to resist the beating, and when he saw Luo Xian, he grinned and roared.

"Can you beat me?" Luo Xian grinned at it.

"Do you dare to fight back?" said Emperor Meow, wagging his tail at Agu.

Luo first looked at Agu, who was fascinated by the official document, and silently made a lip call: "If you have the ability, don't be alone for the rest of your life." ’

"Good cats don't fight with glass. Emperor Meow walked past with a victorious attitude.

Luo Xian almost fell to the ground, he had the idea of strangling the two little immortals - Emperor Meow is always elusive, it must be that the two little immortals didn't pay attention to being overheard. He thought that it was very simple to kill people, but it was a little difficult to kill cats, so he shook his head and gave up the idea, waiting by Agu's side.

At this time, Agu seemed to be looking at Kumon, but his thoughts were immersed in his mind. The phone flickered in his pocket, and the fluctuations of his thoughts passed through.

"Congratulations to the host, the ultimate task of the Dao Dao of the Human World has been completed by 50%, and the Gongfa and Martial Arts will be rewarded with one level each;"

"Congratulations to the host, the ultimate task of the Dao Dao of the Human Dao has been completed by 50%, the ultimate task of the Earth Immortal Realm has been opened, and the identity of the Great Tang Heavenly Dynasty of the Earth Immortal Realm will be rewarded;"

Luo Xian's pupils shrank, and the whole person instantly retreated a few hundred meters, and a terrifying knife aura swept through, and the entire building was instantly cut in half. He pinched his hands together, and the crimson flames swept past behind the sword qi, just in time to melt the building back again.

"Well done. Agu said approvingly.

Luo Xian stared at Agu almost with bated breath, and he saw that Agu's eyes were dark, like the craziest fire of the Nine Hells: those eyes were full of killing and hatred. But Agu kept laughing, as if he didn't feel this horror, and Agu stretched out his hand, and the kind of extinction-like knife intent was like his toy, especially obedient.

"Don't be afraid. Agu smiled and said, "This is the Tianya Bright Moon Knife and the Demon Ice True Yuan... Really, I like the power of the sunshine, otherwise it would be nice to be cooler. It's cool enough. It's just too scary, and those who don't know think I'm lawless. ”

"Oh, Wutian is the big devil in the TV series, you may not have heard of it. ”

"I've watched that TV series, Wutian is the one that uses the Nine Turns Black Lotus, it's not as scary as you. Luo swallowed first.

"Hey, don't say that about me, I'm a good person. ”

"Where do good people get this terrifying power?"

"Heaven gave it. ”

Luo Xian smashed his head on the ground, "Boss, you are the boss, I am convinced!" "What is the power given by the Heavenly Dao?" No wonder Agu can control the six realms of reincarnation, no wonder Meng Yan and Lin Zixia bow down to him, no wonder he is not affected by the attribute of strength at all..."My old Lu Wall doesn't support me, I'll serve you now... Heavenly Dao, Heavenly Dao is just a great will, there is no humanity at all, you are not the power given by Heavenly Dao, but..."The muscles on Luo Xian's face were distorted, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Old Ancestor Hongjun said when he was in harmony with the Dao: 'The Heavenly Dao is produced by sentient beings, and it will eventually be returned to sentient beings. The way of heaven was shattered, and the great sage began to emerge, which can be described as Qi Tian. ”

"What do you mean?"

"That is to say, you may be the one in that proverb, the immeasurable years are regarded as a joke by both the heavenly court and the western heavens, the 'Monkey King' in it, the Monkey King!"

"Monkey King is a monkey, what's the matter with me?"

"Sun Monkey is self-proclaimed, and later Heavenly Court sealed him for a joke, you are..."

"Hey, no matter what, don't you want to be a ghost, go ahead. ”

As soon as Agu waved his hand, Luo Xian had the identity of a god ghost in Tianhai City. When Luo Xian still wanted to ask the Heavenly Dao, he suddenly felt an inexplicable fluctuation in his heart, he sensed the City God Temple, sensed the six reincarnations, and sensed a familiar thing that made him can't help but shed tears.

"Peony...", he frantically rushed in the direction of the City God Temple.

Agu looked at his back, his eyes deepened, "Monkey King?" he muttered, "The name of Monkey King is very nice, but the meaning... This makes me a little unstable, something that the heavens can't hold, is it possible for me to support it?"

"I don't want it, but the six realms of reincarnation are a bit interesting... I thought that the six reincarnations of Tianhai City were newly established, but there were soul fragments of peony adsorbed in them - that is to say, the six reincarnations of Tianhai City were directly stripped from the previous one, and the evil ghosts that Meng Yan said were a trouble. ”

The system laughed out loud: "What trouble, that's immeasurable merit." As long as you destroy the Buddha Gate and then destroy those evil ghosts, the ultimate task of the human world will be completely completed, and you will be the master of the human world and the heavenly way of the human world. ”

"It's a hassle. ”

"And the ultimate task of the Earth Immortal Realm, don't you want the master of the local Immortal Realm?"

"Super troublesome. ”

"You don't want to be the Lord of Heavenly Court, that one is done, you are the Lord of the Three Realms!"

"It's boring. ”

Agu waved his hand as if he wanted to drive away the annoying flies, "Why do you want to destroy the Buddha Gate? The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds, do you dare to say that there are no good birds in the Buddha Gate? There are also poor people in those evil spirits, and..." He threw himself on the sofa and said on all sides: "I just want to be a good policeman, at most I can be a police minister, and it is not a human thing." ”

"I really didn't pursue it, didn't you?"

"Hey, I don't know if you're a gentleman, hey, tell me who you are, you don't have the ability to be selected by Heaven to be a system?"

"Who I am!"

"Don't say it, do you believe it or not when I threw you in the toilet?"

"Shameless," the system said with a crying voice, "if I remember to use you... I'm not going to choose someone close to me to be a police officer?"

"Maybe you've been lonely all your life, have no children, no daughters, and no worries, just a miserable person?"

System:..... He's just a bitter man.

After a few words of fighting with the system, Agu's mood improved a lot. He left all his official duties to Bai Angzhi and used his time to accompany his parents. What task, what Great Sage, what Qi Tian... He really doesn't care much, but there is no one in this world who doesn't want their parents to be healthy and happy for the rest of their lives. He wants his parents to live forever, and he wants his parents to have money to spend a lot of money, and it is best to enjoy the Maldives every day. That's what he's really looking forward to.

First: I am immortal;

Second: Parents are also immortal!

He had been holding on to these two thoughts, but in fact six years had passed, and his parents' life expectancy had increased by less than two years. In this way, parents can live for a few more decades, but they will inevitably enter the end of reincarnation. Reincarnation is excellent, it is the rule that should be there, but he doesn't want his parents to go in, he just doesn't want to!

The human heart is selfish, he likes this selfishness ....

Gu Dad is fishing by the lake, in fact, if fishing is this kind of entertainment, it is best to drive a small boat to the middle of the lake, but Gu Dad can't swim, and always feels safe by the lake. He caught a small grass carp, patted his son on the shoulder and smiled: "Let your mother stew at noon, call Emperor Meow too, it likes to eat fish the most." ”

"Emperor Meow doesn't look down on this kind of small grass carp. He glanced at it, and the slap was big.

"There's no way, there aren't many big fish now, and I want to catch a few big fish, but the Lake Dragon King doesn't allow it." ”

Agu smiled, made a phone call and went out, a lot of big fish were thrown into the lake, Gu Dad fished happily, and suddenly caught a big carp more than two meters long, and the whole person was stunned.

"Stinky boy, your dad still needs to be coaxed by you. "Straight face.

"I didn't coax you. "Agu snorted.

"Come less, the big fish and small lakes more than two meters long can be raised, even if they can be raised, I pull the rod and it will come up, and there is no resistance at all... Can such a big fish drag me around the lake, believe it or not?"

"Got it. Agununu mouthed, raised his foot and kicked the big carp, "I can't act well, let Emperor Meow eat you." ”

"Agu-sama, don't. The big carp turned into a little girl, and her teary eyes were very cute, "Lord Woo Meow is so terrible, it said that if it is not caught, it will eat people, and Lord Agu will also eat people.... You eat, eat, eat...", lay down on the ground and began to play tricks.

"Don't bully other people's children. "Gu Dad helped the 'little girl' up in distress.

Poof~~ Agu almost laughed, this carp can change into a human form, at least 500 years of skill, and a little girl... Forget that Dad likes it, he swaggered back to the Linju Water House, and saw Gu Ma staring at a pile of jewels in a daze.

The jewels dazzled her eyes, all of which were sent by Bai Ze's group of monsters. "Old lady, it's just a small thing, it's for you to play with, you know that we monsters have some skills, and you must take the filial piety that those who get it from the ground, otherwise they will have to worry. ”

"Worried about what?"

"It's nothing, it's just that Emperor Meow likes to stare at them and drool. ”