Chapter 198: Monsters are the best to deceive!
Gu Ma: ...... "Agu, what should I do?"
"It is stipulated that it should be sent to the state treasury. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Then send it. ”
"You wear it to play first, and then give it away when you get tired of it. ”
"Isn't this okay?" Gu's mother was reluctant, but felt that she couldn't hold the child back, "Send it now, our family won't do illegal things!"
"What's illegal? God knows if the 500 yuan plus pennant was given to the treasury, you just wore it and played with it, and then sent it after a while. Agu carefully weighed his words, "I don't know if you understand, Mom, that is the shore of the land..."
"What is the shore of the earth?"
"It's okay, I'm tired of playing and send it to the same. ”
Agu pinched the hot mobile phone, and said viciously in his heart: "Lao Tzu is not corrupt, you dare to find trouble at this time and really stuff you into the toilet! If my mother likes it, let her play first, and then send it to the treasury when she is tired of playing!"
"Well, for the sake of you getting 50%..."
Relaxed and happy, Agu is happy here, but some people are busy outside. Buddhism has worked hard to eliminate the effects of the video, and many of the work has not been effective. Modern people hate being played by others as monkeys, they just did this kind of thing, and they were singled out by others.
Monk has always been a good profession, not dirty, not busy, not dangerous, high income... This is the 'high salary and incorruptibility' of Buddhism, and it has recruited a lot of high-end talents. While improving the treatment of being a monk, they also raised the threshold for being a monk - don't even think about it without a master's degree, which makes their reputation skyrocketing.
But this kind of thing happened, those 'master's degree or above' couldn't bear the pressure, and they went home one after another, they earned enough money, and doing something was better than being poked in the back and scolded. The temple is extremely depressed without these people as pillars, and the Buddha racked his brains and finally used a big killing weapon.
They bribed private small media, took the initiative to admit unintentional and unintentional mistakes, and also said that 'unintentional and unintentional are the Su Huizi of Buddhism, and such scum is not worthy of staying in Buddhism'. They said in the media that they would send two old monks to the reincarnated boys and hand them over to the Special Police Department for severe punishment.
"Good means!" Bai Angzhi clapped his hands and laughed.
Agu nodded, there are only a few methods of Buddhism, if the big reason doesn't make sense, use money to buy, and if money is useless, use greater benefits. They did not inadvertently and unintentionally reincarnate the old monk, but threw out a few boys, clearly telling the world: Our Buddhism is not only rich, but also has many, many treasures, such as making you Su Huizi or something. There is no one who does not like immortality, death is the most frightening, and they can dispel that fear.
"What about the two boys?" said Agu, touching his chin.
"It's sent, one is still a baby, it's quite in line, the other..."Bai Angzhi laughed so much that tears came out, "These old bald donkeys are really shameless, the other child is eight years old, Su Huizi grew up on hormones? It grew up to be eight years old in a few months? Hahaha, it's shameless..."He asked with a smile, "Do you want to send the boy to their family?" ”
"Just send a message to the past, you don't need to send it specifically. Agu didn't care, "They sent their children to be monks, why do we have so many hearts." If you love to pick it up, you will take it, if you don't come to pick it up... The child is better off at the Tianhai Orphanage. ”
"Do you want to teach them martial arts?"
"No, Buddhism must have picked low qualifications, otherwise it wouldn't be able to send an eight-year-old like this. Agu refused, it was better to be an ordinary person with low qualifications, at least he would not get involved in things he couldn't stand.
This is just a small episode, and he doesn't bother to care about the 'efforts' of Buddhism. No matter how you say it, it's a domestic force, and it's definitely not good if it's really urgent. He concentrated on accompanying his parents, which was regarded as giving himself a vacation.
The ultimate task of the human world rewarded the identity of the Tang Dynasty, and the ultimate task of the earth immortal world was also opened, anyway, he wanted to try the ultimate task of the earth fairy world, maybe he could give his parents more life.
Even if you only have merit, then you can draw a lottery, right?
"Agu, don't forget to call everyone to eat at noon, I'll go out first. Gu Dad shouted at the door.
"Do you want to send someone to accompany you, carrying a bag or something?" is actually a bodyguard.
"No, it's my previous job, I listened to your resignation, and I have to do a handover. Gu Dad got in the car and left, and there were many beautiful cars parked next to him, including a car assigned to the second-class police inspector, but compared to these, Gu Dad still liked the first car that Agu bought him: a small four-wheeled electric car.
Agu watched the electric four-wheeler disappear at the end of the road, looked around, and couldn't find a suitable 'talent'. Since there are six reincarnations, Meng Yan's favorite thing to do is to boil Meng Po soup, he occupied all the morning's kitchen, make Meng Po soup and go to the Nai He Bridge to watch the reincarnated soul drink, sometimes laughing at the bridge, it seems that someone looks at her, and smiles at her with satisfaction.
Liu Ru is racking her brains to write a 'book', according to her, to be an accomplice of the ancient pirates, you must write a masterpiece that will be immortal in order to atone for your sins. In this regard, Agu said that the road to Ru is long, and it is better to think about it carefully: stealing books, can it be regarded as stealing?
Lin Zixia is still all over the street 'looking for a man', she wants to find someone who can ride the colorful auspicious clouds to marry her, and then find Sun Monkey and slap the irresponsible monkey in the face. Agu was very aggrieved for Sun Monkey, but he didn't dare to do anything to reason with a woman - he couldn't find it anyway, and it was the 'handsome guy with colorful auspicious clouds' who was unlucky to find it.
Qi Jiguang sat on the hillside in the east every day, he gritted his teeth and drew his knife in the direction of the east, muttering all day long, 'If it weren't for the fear of causing a dispute between the two countries, I would have killed it a long time ago'. However, Agu felt that he should be afraid that he would not be able to beat him, there are dozens of monks in the Wa Kingdom, and the monks on the left side of the door are also monks, Qi Jiguang is not stupid enough to run alone to find death.
Luo Xian... Forget it, an infatuated man wiped his tears at the six reincarnations, and those who didn't know thought he had a crush on Meng Yan. The two little fairies gathered around him to pry tea and water and pat the fart, they wanted to pat Agu's fart, but unfortunately the business was not skilled and always slapped on the horse's leg, Agu muttered 'overwhelmed', and threw it aside.
As for Emperor Meow... When the pet is okay, if he is really assigned a task to accompany his father, he can imagine how terrifying things will happen.
"This is delicious, meow, you're glaring at Gu Dad, eat it!"
"This is very tender, why don't you look at Gu Dad, you must look down on Gu Dad, eat it!"
"What are you running, is meow scary? Eat!"
"Never give it a chance to use chicken feathers as arrows!" thought Agu through gritted teeth. In the end, I found two little monsters with seven or eight hundred years of skill and went out behind my father.....
"Hey, why don't you let me go?" asked Bai Angzhi with a grin.
"You're not much different from Emperor Meow, while playing. Agu said depressedly.
Bai Angzhi shook his head worriedly and sighed in a low voice, "They can't take care of your father, I take care of it best." ”
"I know, it couldn't be better. Agu patted his head and wanted to cry.
He stared at this man who was called Zhou Yu before, and now he is called Bai Angzhi, and he couldn't figure out whether Zhou Yu was better or Bai Angzhi was better. In the past, Zhou Yu made him very worried for a while, for fear that he would become such a person who lost his feelings, but Zhou Yu found his emotions and became Bai Angzhi, and he didn't feel very relieved.
A madman has become a madman or a madman, Bai Angzhi has simply protected it to the limit. It's just a matter of protecting a few of his children, but he magnifies his feelings for these people several times, if he is not too familiar, he has to wonder if Bai Angzhi has some bad thoughts about him.
Those who speak ill of them will be killed, those who are a little unkind will be killed, those who talk nonsense will be killed, but this 'killing' does not mean killing - Bai Angzhi has used his rules to the limit, and everything is done according to the rules of mankind.
I remember someone said: 'Agu is just lucky', Bai Angzhi used all his energy to suppress the other party, almost forced people to jump off the building, if he hadn't found it early, I'm afraid that guy would have to be beaten on the bridge after jumping off the building;
"I was wrong, you're more of a bastard than Emperor Meow. Agu grinded his teeth.
Bai Angzhi spread his shoulders and smiled, let's be careful in this regard, can you bite me or what.....
The car stopped at the edge of the city, a small two-story western-style building. This is the place where the village on the edge of the city was planned to be built, but unfortunately it was not built and turned into the office space of some small companies. The insurance company where Gu Dad used to work is here.
The company is not big, and there are only a dozen people, and the treatment is naturally a lot worse. The company is always a middle-aged man, with shiny leather shoes, straight trouser legs, meticulously combed hair, and a decent look, looking like a successful person. At this time, the successful person is high-spirited, and his shrewd eyes are full of the flame of 'struggle' - he sees a greater business opportunity, a vast ocean, and he wants to go into the sea to make money!
"What is the principle of peaceful coexistence between shemales, do you understand, can you see clearly!" Sun Chenggong clenched his fist with one hand and waved at the staff below, "This is the policy, it is the policy of the state! What is the policy? That is the business opportunity! That is a lot of money! Who is the richest now? Who has the most purchasing power? Who is the best to cheat?"
"It's... The rich are the richest, aren't they?," said the woman timidly.
A group of people hugged their stomachs and laughed, isn't this nonsense? Sun Chenggong banged the table, knock, and his anger made the staff stop heckling. "Is she wrong? Yes, the rich people are the richest, but they're not our best customers. And then you say, who has the most purchasing power, and who is the best deceitful?"
"Rich?" the woman straightened her chest, and no one dared to laugh this time.
"Wrong!" Sun Chenggong glared and roared: "It's a monster! Monsters have the most purchasing power, and monsters are the best to deceive!"