Chapter 7: Misunderstanding?
Li Qingwu's eyes were on fire, Jun Wuwu's hands were on her chest, and a strange feeling swept through her body, making Li Qingwu want to eat him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Jun! no! worry!" Li Qingwu was stunned, gritting his teeth, eager to turn into a demon and break him off and eat him.
"Well, you've mistaken someone. Big brother, your chest muscles are very soft and elastic, practice more in the future and be stronger. Jun Wuwu patted Li Qingwu's chest, snatched the mask from Li Qingwu's hand, and ran wildly for his life.
"Don't worry, stop me, I'm going to kill you. Li Qingwu came back to his senses and chased after him, and in the lively night market, a chase battle began.
"You don't have to worry about it, you scum, a scoundrel, a thief. Li Qingwu chased all the way and shouted all the way.
Everyone looked at Jun Wuwu with contempt, making Jun Wuwu feel that his old face had been lost, and he couldn't take off his name when he looked at it.
was chased for nine streets, and finally hid in an alley before he completely got rid of Li Qingwu. was entangled by this woman, and there was no play, and Jun Wuwu had palpitations on his face.
After making sure that Li Qingwu was leaving, Jun Wuwu walked out cautiously.
"Do you think you've already dodged it?" As soon as Jun Wuwu walked out, he saw Li Qingwu looking at him with fire in his eyes.
"Oh my god, why are you haunted. Jun Wuwu was so frightened that he fled again. Being caught by this woman who has been carried away by anger may cause death.
"You don't have to worry about it, you scumbag, **** lewd thief. Stop, don't run, I'm going to kill you. ”
Kyoto's busiest streets suddenly become chaotic. Hearing the name Jun Wuwu, the lethality is too great.
An hour later, Jun Wuwu appeared by the wall of Jun's mansion. After climbing the wall and entering the Jun's Mansion, he was completely relieved. I was chased all the way just now, and I almost died of joy.
The woman was so terrible that from beginning to end, she chased him for eighteen streets, chasing him all the way, shouting his name all the way.
It is estimated that tomorrow, his deeds will be affixed with a badge of 'glory'. was chased by a woman for eighteen streets, and if you say it, I'm afraid those people will laugh until their stomachs hurt.
All the way he chased, he felt that his face was lost. Everyone looked at him with contempt, as if he really was a scumbag.
Jun Wuwu knew that that woman was definitely deliberate.
However, Jun Wuwu did not shout Li Qingwu's name, otherwise Jun Wuwu dared to guarantee that there would definitely be Li Qingwu's great deeds in tomorrow's rumors. A woman, if she is hurt by this kind of rumor, I am afraid that she will be ruined, so Jun Wuwu is not too much.
Anyway, he already has the title of the No. 1 gentleman in Kyoto, and it doesn't matter if he has a little more 'merit'. If you have more debts, you won't worry, and if you have more lice, you won't itch.
Taking advantage of the guards' inattention, Jun Wuwu climbed through the window and entered the wing, and finally returned to the study, and only after making sure that he was not found did he start to sit cross-legged and cultivate.
The next day, at the roadside stalls of the major teahouses and restaurants in Kyoto, what happened last night was spreading at a crazy speed.
In Fenghua Building, Zhao Yuan was teased by a mysterious person, and he was so angry that he vomited blood and fell into a coma. There is also a woman chasing the matter of Jun Wuwu's eighteen streets, which has become the talk of various characters before and after tea.
These gossip rumors are getting more and more outrageous.
In the end, Zhao Yuan was stripped naked by a mysterious person, beaten to vomit blood and fell into a coma, and the Zhao family was searching for the murderer in the city. And the news of Jun Wuwu was directly rumored to rob a woman from a good family, and was chased by the woman who was untidy and chased with a knife for eighteen streets.
However, these news did not reach Jun Wuwu's ears, otherwise he would definitely be so angry that he vomited blood. The so-called three people become tigers, and when anything arrives in the market, it will immediately change its taste.
"The physical condition is restored, the physical recuperation task is completed, and the "Alchemy" is rewarded. Kidney deficiency, please use the badass brand alchemy. ”
The sound of the head made Jun Wuwu's mouth twitch fiercely, he opened his eyes, after a night of cultivation, his body finally barely recovered, although it was worse than the previous life, but it was no longer weak.
The so-called "Alchemy Technique" is a physical cultivation method. The first half is more like Shaolin's "Yijin Sutra", the posture of refining the body is very strange, with the meridians running by Xuanqi, and the recipe for some medicinal baths is recorded in the back.
I can't get out now, otherwise it will be easy to be discovered. If you are found again, block that exit, and don't even think about escaping in the future. So he could only stay in the study and start studying alchemy.
Jun Wuwu was fascinated by it, and took a posture on the bed for alchemy. Eighteen very strange postures, with a trace of Xuan Qi running in the meridians, Jun Wuwu soon felt that his body was warm, and a 'pillar of optimism' began below.
Jun Wuwu was a little speechless, and sure enough, as explained, it was the god-level skill of the color embryo and the housekeeping skill.
"What is this?" After Jun Wuwu finished a set of movements, he found that there was actually a box hidden under the head of the bed, and he stopped out of curiosity.
"It's like a book. Jun Wuwu shook a little.
Suddenly, in his head, a memory of the box immediately appeared.
"Not really. Jun Wuwu's face was full of disbelief, this was hidden by the gentleman, and he was bored to watch it when he was confined.
Jun Wuwu hurriedly opened the box to confirm. In this world, yellow 'magazines' are a rarity. He wanted to see what it would be like. As soon as I picked up one of them, there was movement outside the door. Before you could react, the wooden door was kicked open.
Jun Zheng's face was full of anger, holding the family baguette in his hand, and followed Amber behind him, looking anxious.
"Grandpa, is there anything wrong with you?" Jun Wuwu hurriedly asked.
"What are you doing?" Jun Zheng walked to Jun Wuwu's side.
"Practice. ”
"Practice?" Jun Zheng directly snatched the 'secret book' in Jun Wuwu's hand, opened it, his eyes widened, his beard trembled with anger, and he threw the book on Jun Wuwu's face: "This is what you call practice?
Jun Wuwu picked up the book, looked confused, and forgot about this stubble. These books are all pictures of the Spring Palace, and they are also painted.
"Grandpa, this is a beautiful misunderstanding, do you believe it?" Jun Wuwu immediately threw away the book in his hand and wiped his hand on the pants of his buttocks.
"Misunderstanding? Look at your crotch? You tell me that you misunderstood?" Jun Zheng pointed to the crotch of Jun Wuwu to set up the tent.
Jun Wuwu looked down, his face darkened.
Now it's yellow mud off the crotch, it's not but anymore. I just finished practicing "Alchemy", and the excitement below has not yet recovered, and this pot is set: "Grandpa, you listen to my explanation." ”
"No need to explain, then why did you go last night?" Jun Zheng was furious, and he was almost unrepentant.
"Last night, last night? I snuck out last night. Jun Wuwu hesitated and said. There was such a big fuss last night, I can't hide it.
"Sneaking away, sneaking out to rob a woman? Is that also a misunderstanding?" Jun Zheng waved the family baguette in his hand and hit Jun Wuwu's buttocks.
"Whew. Jun Wuwu was in pain, jumped up from the bed with his buttocks, and hid behind the bookshelf.
"Grandpa, that's a misunderstanding, I didn't do anything. Jun Wuwu shouted as he ran: "I really didn't do anything." ”
"You didn't do anything, and you will be chased by a woman for eighteen streets? You've gotten even harder, haven't you? "Jun Zheng is really angry this time, he can't be locked in the house, and he is even more rampant when he goes out than before.
"I was so wronged, I really didn't do anything. That woman deliberately cheated me. Jun Wuwu explained while dodging Jun Zheng's stick.
"Why don't you see her cheating on others?" Jun Zheng became more and more angry the more he thought about it, and directly kicked over the bookshelf: "I'll kill you this unscrupulous thing." "It's another stick to hit the king.
"Wow, grandpa, this is a misunderstanding, that woman is Li Qingwu. Because of yesterday's misunderstanding, she wanted to arrest me, but when she couldn't catch me, she shouted indiscriminately. Jun Wuwu covered his buttocks, with a bitter look, just his buttocks, and he was beaten again, and it is estimated that the two red loaches are already on his buttocks.
"Qingwu is a good girl, if you don't provoke her, she can't arrest you for no reason. Say, did you do something trivial for a girl again?" Jun Zheng glared at Jun Wuwu, his beard trembling.
"Nope. ”
"No?" Jun Zheng glared at Jun Wuwu.
"That was a misunderstanding. Jun Wuwu hurriedly changed his words: "She disguised herself as a man and entered the Qinglou, and when she came out, she stopped me, I 'didn't' recognize it, I thought it was a man, so I 'patted' her chest, and then she went crazy." "Jun Wuwu is half-true and half-true, there are some places where he dare not lie, grandpa can find out, but whether he recognizes it or not, it is up to him.
"So, you went to the Qinglou again last night?" Jun Zheng waved his baton and beckoned to Jun Wuwu's buttocks.
"Grandpa, that's not the point, is it......?" Jun Wuwu retreated, and after being hit, he ran out of the study with his butt covered, if he didn't run, he would definitely peel off his skin.
"You bastard, you want to run, grab him for me, and chain him up. Jun Zheng pointed at Jun Wuwu with a family baton and said angrily.
Hearing this, Jun Wuwu's hairs exploded, the speed of his feet increased, and he fled towards the outside of Jun's mansion.
It wasn't until Jun Wuwu disappeared that Jun Zheng dropped the family baguette: "A'an, get ready, go to the Li Mansion." ”
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