Jun Wuwu stood at the door of Jun's mansion, covering his ass and gasping, the three sticks just now made his ass hot and painful. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info glanced at the door behind him and quickly slipped away.

This is really not good, you have to carry any pot. If this continues, I'm afraid this little day won't be able to live.

Jun Wuwu walked on the road, completely ignoring the complicated emotions around him. He was thinking about the future. It's the second day since I crossed over, and I can't do anything in the name of a gentleman. Nor is it the way to go.

Until now, he didn't even know why he had crossed over to this world, and the culture of this world was too similar to the place where he was, what was the connection?

Jun Wuwu, who couldn't figure it out, also decided to explore the secrets of this world. After all, it was a mess, which was not in line with his character.

Bang!

Jun Wuwu was thinking about it, and suddenly felt that his body was hit. The faint fragrance made Jun Wuwu come back from his contemplation all of a sudden.

This breath is very familiar, it is the faint fragrance of the person who hit him for the first time yesterday. As a soldier king, he can remember those who have noticed or intersected, which is one of the reasons why he was able to survive in a dangerous environment in his previous life.

"Thief?" Jun Wuwu's spirit was shocked, and before he could escape, he grabbed his wrist and pulled him to the front, grabbed his collar and carried it to the front: "Sure enough, it was you, you stole my wallet yesterday and caused Young Master Ben to eat the overlord meal, and you dare to come today." ”

"Complete the mission: catch the thief. Bonus: "Empty Hands". Trigger Mission: Retaliation. Steal all the money of the little thief. Reward: Little thief's money. Bad guy quotes: The bad guy can use his hands to pick the stars and the moon, and steal the sky and change the sun. ”

Jun Wuwu carried this thief, listening to the series of words that appeared in his head, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he forgot to do it for a while. You never know when it's going to pop up. You never know what its bizarre mission will be.

The thief was also stunned by Jun Wuwu's actions in one go, but he didn't expect Jun Wuwu to catch him all at once, and he forgot to speak for a while.

When he came back to his senses, Jun Wuwu glared at the thief angrily: "It's so fat, even Young Master Ben dares to steal." ”

The thief's eyes became flustered: "I don't know what you're talking about, let go of me." ”

"Yo, don't admit it?" Jun Wuwu grabbed the thief's hand: "What is this? It seems to be my wallet, right?"

The thief is still struggling, but he is caught by Jun Wuwu and can't break free.

"Yesterday I swore that I caught you, and I stripped you naked and made you parade through the streets. ”

Jun Wuwu's words made the thief's hair explode, and his eyes became flustered: "No, ......"

Tear up......

The thief just wanted to shout, but it was too late. The sound of the fabric tearing quieted the surroundings, and time seemed to freeze in this moment.

Jun Wuwu stared at the thief with wide eyes, under the torn clothes, there was a layer of underwear, the chest was bulging, a little spring light was exposed, and the fragrant wind penetrated the tip of his nose, making Jun Wuwu hot.

Female?

Jun Wuwu's head suddenly froze.

"Ah...... You whore, thief. ”

"Smack!"

Qin Shiyu slapped Jun Wuwu in the face unceremoniously, hugged the broken clothes on his chest, and fled.

Originally, stealing this gentleman today was a matter of getting caught, but I didn't expect to be caught by Jun Wuwu. When she heard that Jun Wuwu was going to strip her naked and parade through the streets, she had an ominous premonition, but she didn't expect that it was too late to stop it.

After running a few corners, Qin Shiyu finally ran back to a hut, thinking about Jun Wuwu's appearance hatefully, and only walked in after sorting out his thoughts.

"Sister Qin, you're back. "Sister Qin. ”

As soon as Qin Shiyu walked into the hut, a group of milky children ran towards Qin Shiyu and surrounded Qin Shiyu's feet.

"It's back. Are you well-behaved at home?" Qin Shiyu put all the unhappiness just now behind him, took off his bun, let his hair fall on his shoulders, and showed a gentle smile.

"We were all well-behaved, not noisy. The little dog wanted to fight with the little rock, and I yelled at them, and they stopped fighting. A little girl of four or five years old opened her big delicate eyes and said, "Sister Qin, why are your clothes torn?"

"Xiaoya is really sensible, you are all very well-behaved. Qin Shiyu smiled and touched Xiaoya's head: "My sister's clothes were accidentally torn." ”

"Sister Qin, we're hungry. A little boy looked at Qin Shiyu and touched his stomach.

"Good. My sister changed her clothes and went out to buy you something to eat. Qin Shiyu touched the little boy's head and walked towards the house, and the other children got out of the way and followed behind Qin Shiyu.

"Where's my wallet? It was still there just now?" In the dimly lit small room, Qin Shiyu rummaged through his torn clothes, looking anxious: "It's rare to lose it on the road? Or was it stolen? No way. Don't worry?" Qin Shiyu thought of that hateful figure.

......

Besides, Jun Wuwu was on his side, after being slapped hard by Qin Shiyu, Jun Wuwu shook his head, but Qin Shiyu was no longer there. The angry gazes around him made Jun Wuwu's scalp tingle.

"Scum, actually tearing the girl's clothes on the street, scum. ”

"Why did the Jun family have such a descendant of scum. ”

"The reputation of the Jun family has been ruined by this scumbag. ”

"If it weren't for Marshal Jun's face, I would have liked to use a knife to chop him alive now. ”

At this time, he had an urge to burst into foul language, feeling that the world was full of malice towards him, catching a thief, and he was the one who suffered in the end.

Under the gaze of the cannibals around him, Jun Wuwu didn't dare to stay, and now he can't wash it even if he jumps into the Yellow River. In front of everyone's eyes, he did tear the girl's clothes. Ironclad things, there are no arguments, and all explanations are so pale and powerless.

"Mission Accomplished: Revenge. ”

"Complete the Hidden Mission: Chifu Refers to it. Reward: "Fixed Finger", also known as the Jade Girl Traceless Finger, acupoint fingering, the legendary flower thief special fingering, specifically three inches under the navel. Badass Quotes: As a veteran badass who is pointed out by a thousand people, so what?"

Jun Wuwu, who escaped from the crowd, was startled by the strange voice in his head, and almost fell to the ground. After confirming that he had escaped from that street, Jun Wuwu breathed a sigh of relief. If it goes on like this, I won't be able to live this day, and when I go back, I guess I will be served by my grandfather with a family baguette.

Putting aside his troubles, Jun Wuwu wandered around the street again, this world is more interesting than he imagined, but there is no high technology. However, he heard that the fantasy world is magical, and he thought about how to enter the fantasy world in the future.

"Stop. ”

When Jun Wuwu was thinking about life, a woman blocked his way. The woman was wearing an old white skirt, with willow eyebrows and watery eyes, and her face was slightly angry.

This is the most beautiful girl Jun Wuwu has ever seen since Mo fell in love. A beauty of this level is at the level of disaster wherever she is placed. At this moment, the people on the street are all looking directly at the place where the two are.

This woman is so beautiful that everything around her seems to be eclipsed. They are worried about this woman again, because in front of her is Jun Wuwu, the first gentleman in Kyoto, lustful, and infamous to be able to circle Kyoto several times.

The faint fragrance was a little familiar, and Jun Wuwu immediately remembered who this woman was: "Are you that thief?"

"You're the thief, you whore, give me back the money. Qin Shiyu glared at Jun Wuwu.

"Why should I pay you back?" Jun Wuwu took out a wallet and checked it in his hand.

"Give it to me. ”

"Think beautifully. Jun Wuwu didn't wait for Qin Shiyu to grab it, and directly took it back: "This is my money, remember stealing my wallet yesterday? ”

"Such a beautiful girl, what is not good to be a thief. No way, it's my money. Jun Wuwu had a cheap smile on his face.

"Give me back the money, it's my money. Qin Shiyu looked anxious, there were more than a dozen children waiting to eat at home, if he didn't have this money, he was afraid that he would be hungry for a few days. She was about to endure it, but the children of a few years old couldn't stand it.

"Don't give. Jun Wuwu took a step back and covered his money bag: "If you don't learn to be able to go home, you can also learn to steal things." ”

"How are you willing to return the money to me?" Qin Shiyu glared at Jun Wuwu angrily, now that everyone was watching, it was not easy for her to do anything out of the ordinary, especially the notorious Jun Wuwu in the front.

"It's easy! I'm going to have fun with it. You're good-looking, as long as you kiss me, I'll give you the money. Jun Wuwu smiled and pointed to his lips.

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