Wenmachi Buddha didn't dare to touch Agu, this is something that everyone thinks of, but there is one thing they know: Buddhism has always liked face, and this time it will definitely make some moves if it loses face, since it doesn't dare to move Agu, then Xiong Wuying and Xiong Wuying's whole family are naturally the perfect lamb to vent anger. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ouyang Xiu didn't like the nails inserted inside, but for Agu's sake, he still treated the woman's injuries. The woman took the child and kowtowed to thank her, but she couldn't find him, only a sentence in her ear: "If you want to thank you, thank Agu, he has paid a great price for you." After saying that, he snorted coldly.

"Hey, hey, if you don't have them, you can get so many benefits?Daomen and the Dragon King of the Four Seas, too, don't you have the heart to be grateful to Dade at all?"

Ouyang Xiu took a sip of the wine on the table, and said angrily: "This is all given by you, what's the matter? You still want to thin up your own feelings? I tell you that you just want to protect them for a while, but you can't protect them for a lifetime." The Buddha lost face this time, and they must use their lives to get face back. ”

"Aren't you afraid I'll do it again?" said Agu with a shrug of his shoulders. This sentence made Xiong Wuying's family next to him stiffen, and Xiong Wuying's whole person was stupid. His wife fell to her knees trembling, and she knelt down with her child.

"Sister-in-law, my God, sister-in-law, don't be like this, I'm friends with Xiong Wuying. Agu hurriedly helped people.

Xiong Wuying shook his head with a wry smile, and said to Agu: "Let her kneel, it's even mine." If I hadn't known that I would be beaten by you if I knelt, I would have knelt too. ”

"I'm going to beat you up. God, it's just a small thing, why such a big battle?"

Xiong Wuying just shook his head, he knew what he had paid to save his wife and son, Agu—tens of billions of doctrines, new, reasonable, and practical masterpieces of enlightenment, and supreme treasures that even the Dragon King of the Four Seas coveted. He didn't dare to imagine how much these were worth, and he couldn't afford to pay them back in a few lifetimes anyway.

Ouyang Xiu stayed there all the time, picked up the empty cup and drank, and when he couldn't drink it, he crushed the porcelain cup. He spit it out, pointed at Agu and roared tremblingly: "Wen Ding Buddha is definitely going to kill them, do you still want to take revenge?" I said stinky boy, this is not so simple as forcing monks to make friends, revenge is to kill people, how much price do you have to pay?"

"I'm going to print the Analects. Agu pouted.

Ouyang Xiu swallowed his saliva, printing 8 billion copies of the Analects, what a treasure this must be?

Agu pinched his fingers and calculated: "The population is still too small. Well, there are 8 billion people in the Earth Immortal Realm and 6 billion people in the Human Realm...... I'm talking about our people in Middle-earth, and the barbarians don't count, and even if you count the way of heaven, you don't give righteousness and merit. There is also the doctrine of dividing the earth immortal realm into one product, each of which has 14 billion copies printed, by the way, "Angry Law Red Dust" and "Cosmos Vertical" will also print another 6 billion copies, the pressure is huge, even if it is me, I have to place an order for national mobilization, right?"

Ouyang Xiu's Adam's apple never stopped, and his eyes were about to pop out.

He knew that Agu could print a lot of doctrines, but this was not dozens or hundreds of copies, but tens of billions. He thought that it was enough for the human world to be able to print, and that it was against the sky for the whole people to mobilize and print a few doctrines. But with 14 billion copies of each doctrine printed, is there such a high efficiency in the human world, is there so much paper, is there so many people who are literate and hyphenated?!!!

He opened his mouth and screamed, but he couldn't speak.

"Huh, didn't I tell you?" Agu said in surprise: "Almost everyone in the human world is literate, and education is universal. By the way, printing is also very simple, all of them go through the machine process, without binding, if one person operates a machine, thousands of copies can be printed in half an hour. ”

Poof, Ouyang Xiu stumbled and fell.

Agu clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Don't be so surprised, you will be given a few more engravings to play with in the future." The engraving of "Universe Vertical" can increase the cultivation speed of 10 million monsters, and how much can it increase by others? The monsters in the human world and the earth fairy world add up to less than 100 million, this thing must be much, and it is very good to use it as a town house. ”

Ouyang Xiu didn't get up all of a sudden, and fell again.

"By the way, you are now cultivating in 999, right? Say hello in advance when you become an immortal, and I will let you soar to an immortal without disaster or disaster. Remember to say hello in advance, I haven't seen it in the Ascension to Heaven yet, I don't know how much purple qi I have to use, just follow and see, I'm so relieved that you're okay. ”

Ouyang Xiu squatted directly on the ground and couldn't get up, his two calves were swinging, the muscles on his face were out of control, and saliva jumped away from the corners of his mouth. "That's right, become an immortal!" he cried out in a lost voice: "Take me to the human world, I want to become an immortal in the human world." My "Angry Law Red Dust" can't be implemented in the earth immortal world, those guys in Buddhism are my demons, if I don't punish them, I will have such a big stalk, and I am not qualified to become an immortal. ”

"The immortal barrier is the largest in the human world, and you can't fly. Agu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Wait for the opportunity, the sky is big, and the guys from the Buddha Gate can be bigger than the sky?" ”

"You two are really nostril-puffing. ”

"Hey, does anyone else say that?"

"That old fellow, he also asked me to wait for the opportunity. ”

"Oh, I'm so much more reliable than him. Agu said something that Ouyang Xiu couldn't figure out even if he wanted to break his head, and saw Agu wave his hand, and he and Bai Angzhi and the others sitting next to him, including Xiong Wuying and his wife and their children, disappeared into the rippling ripples together.

The window suddenly broke, and the old man appeared in front of Ouyang Xiu. His eyes flickered, and a faint blue light swept through every inch of the room, and after a moment he sighed, and then sighed as if relieved, "Sure enough." ”

Agu said, 'He wants to leave, no one can stop him', Xuelin Su Lao just listened to it as a joke, but when he saw Agu's affirmative demeanor, he still didn't do anything drastic - in his opinion, what Agu did after joining the Tang Dynasty was good and should be praised, and such juniors should be promoted (squeezed slowly?), without using some improper means.

But now he realized that Agu was not the kind of person he could handle. With so many bizarre abilities and treasures, as well as the method of leaving at any time, even if his cultivation is much worse, Agu has already stood in a position with him and can talk to him on an equal footing.

He glanced at Ouyang Xiu, who was squeezing his eyes at him, threw down his sleeves angrily, and turned to leave.

"Hey, Agu is much more reliable than you. Ouyang Xiu shouted behind him.

"The old man knows. ”

"He's giving you a dismount. ”

"Decay understands. ”

"Hey ......"

Xuelin Su Lao turned around suddenly, pointed at Ouyang Xiu and scolded: "You kid has something to say to Lao Tzu once, the people from Buddhism will come soon, Lao Tzu wants to kill them all and give Aguna kid a favor." Bastard, bastard, bastard, how can you say that you are also Lao Tzu's junior, and then laugh at Lao Tzu, I'll hang you on the Jinluan Palace and spank you!"

The drizzling autumn morning chill and the white fog in the sky made it impossible to see the figure of the morning exercise in the park that was always lively. Agu paced slowly along the grove by the artificial lake, and the haze he breathed turned into moist vapor after a circle in his lungs, and he exhaled a long time from his mouth.

"It's bustling when there's no smog. Agu smiled embarrassedly, and said to Xiong Wuying behind him: "Hundreds of years of indiscriminate development have polluted the environment, and such a long-term accumulation cannot be removed in a day or two." Usually when there is smog, people squat at home and wear masks when they go out - these may seem strange to you, but you can get used to them later. ”

Xiong Wuying looked at the sky with a strange expression, and the white expanse made him unable to see 1,000 meters. This is different from the clouds and mist of the Ethereal Peak, the clouds and mist of those female Taoist priests completely block the line of sight, and they are not all blocked here, but there are some very subtle things in them, which are chronic poisons for ordinary people and are nothing to him. His seven children jumped and grabbed the willow branches on the trees, and the gas they breathed blew away the haze, and they didn't care about this kind of haze that ordinary people couldn't avoid.

He stuck out his tongue and licked it and said, "It's a little weird, ordinary people will get sick if they breathe too much, and if they have a little cultivation foundation, they will be fine." ”

"That's right, you can live a good life here, this is the human world, and there are no land wandering immortals in the human world, you can't be at your best here. Agu seemed to look at the sky inadvertently, "The Buddhist gate of the human world has been repaired by me, and there are not so many broken things, so you can take your sister-in-law and nephews and nieces to play with peace of mind, and you are not afraid that the bald donkey of the earth fairy world will come to the door." ”

"Is that woman covered in Buddha light okay?" Xiong Wuying pointed to the sky.

"Oh, that's Avalokiteshvara. ”

As soon as the voice fell, Xiong Wuying's cultivation almost burst into flames and hit Guanyin, Agu grabbed his arm and said: "It's okay, it's okay, she was banned by more than a dozen reincarnated immortals, you treat her as a statue, otherwise as a neon sign, anyway, there is no threat." ”

"What is neon?"

"It's just a candle, an oil lamp, or something. Agu pointed to the sky and shouted: "Luo Xian, you brought Guanyin out again, if you don't let you kill her, you will disgust her every day? ”

Luo Xian took Guanyin away with a grin, leaving Bai Angzhi, who had a bitter face, to open his arms and use the power of the land lord to clear the haze. This is not a trivial matter, if it is washed by rain, it will acidify the soil, and he can only comb the air slowly. It would take a week to clean up the smog in the entire Tianhai City, and before he could finish cleaning it up, the smog from other places would float over again.