Chapter 246: If you want to work, find Emperor Meow
"I'll help. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Xiong Wuying stretched out his hand, as if a whirlpool had risen in the void, and the haze all over the city was like a dragon absorbing water, which was pumped into his palm and pinched into a pitch-black ball. Agu saw that with a little exertion, the toxins turned into extremely shattered molecules or something, and sprinkled on the ground to fertilize the soil.
"And what you can do?" Agu was amazed.
"Why don't you call it a land wanderer. Xiong Wuying smiled shyly: "The scope of land wandering immortals is much larger, this is just a small trick." This kind of smog, well, by the way, is called smog. Isn't there a lot of this kind of stuff, I can help clean it up. Such a big place......" He pointed to all directions of Tianhai City, "This city is quite big, almost half the size of Chang'an City, I can clean 100 such big places every day, hmm, how many such cities are there in the human world?"
"It's a lot, but it's not a hundred and eighty thousand. You just clean up and play, and you should travel with your sister-in-law and children. If you are short of money, you will find Bai Angzhi, he has money. ”
"What is the currency here?
"Yes, but ......"
Agu stared at his pocket secretly, and immediately saw Xiong Wuying's face flushed. He raised his eyes, and suddenly found that Bai Angzhi, who had been struggling to clean up the haze just now, had already disappeared. "This bastard is afraid I'll find him another job to do. Muttering in a low voice, he gave Xiong Wuying a few thousand pieces on his body first, "Take it and use it first, and I'll give it to you at night." ”
"I can't take your money, I can find a job to do myself, I'm a land wanderer, I should be able to earn money very well. ”
Agu touched his nose and didn't speak.
It looks like a delicious ice cream, buy a family bucket of 88, buy it! That skirt is so beautiful, get two sets first! Xiong Wuying has never been so extravagant as today, he has never spent money on himself in Chang'an City, except for basic food and clothing, and his food and clothing are only the kind of coarse rice noodles of the poor. But now that his wife and children are reunited, the guilt of his wife and children has turned into a crazy desire to buy, he just wants to buy the most for his wife and children, buy the best, as long as he has a little like the eyes, buy, buy, buy!
Spending money is the best way to express a man's guilt and love.
How long can 3,000 yuan be consumed? Many people want to know this question. If it is an ordinary person's ordinary consumption, rent a single room that is okay for 1500, eat and drink 1500, and support for a month is no problem. But for this Gu family man who is caught in the desire to buy, 3,000 yuan is less than half an hour's cost.
Seeing that there were only a few coins left in his hand, he knew from the clerk that it was a few dollars, and he could take the bus and buy a baked cake or something. This honest man who first came to the human world frowned, looked at his wife's smiling face who was distressed about money and very happy, and his happiness turned into a thirst for a better life.
"Big brother, are your subject's ears real...... Haha envy, I also want to ask for a monster wife, people don't look down on us. ”
"There are so many children, it's a lot of pressure, but it's so envious and lively. ”
Someone on the street greeted him, pulled him to take a photo with the rabbit demon, and made his children laugh, and he looked at these and showed a sincere smile. When the stranger who took the group photo walked away, he shook his head vigorously and threw out the bad habits brought by the Earth Immortal Realm that were not much in his mind.
"I can't rob it, although I am confident that I will repay it in the future, but people are so good, how can I rob it?" Xiong Wuying thought so, and subconsciously walked towards a dark and sparsely populated place. He was looking forward to one or two little ruffians coming out to find fault, and of course, it would be better if there were one hundred and eighty, so that he could buy more things for his wife and children, and he could find an 'inn' to live in. But after walking several times, no one bothered him, and his eyes skimmed his wife's rabbit ears, and he suddenly found a problem.
Which of the little gangsters in the human world has the courage to grow hair and dare to rob monsters? He made his wife lose rabbit ears, and according to his own experience, he specially looked for remote corners where incidents occurred frequently and no one paid attention. There were indeed a few people who didn't look very serious and smoked in those places, but they were a group of women and children, and they didn't even look at them properly.
"Could it be that I'm too strong?" Xiong Wuying simply turned into a little old man who fell down as soon as the wind blew, and walked the same way again.
"Haha, look at that idiot, they've been here twice, what are you trying to do?"
"It's not going to be a trouble for us, is it......?"
"Don't call me boss, I'll die a snake!"
As soon as Xiong Wuying turned into an alley, he heard an arrogant laugh from in front of him, and he saw a few guys squatting at the bottom of the alley just now, and the young man with long red hair on the far left was beating his partner's head, "Don't let you call the boss, don't listen, don't listen, kill you believe it or not?" The red-haired sternly shouted, but the attack was very light. Xiong Wuying felt that for a 500-year-old snake demon who could transform into shape, just knocking a few violent pimples was simply too sparing.
The red-haired young man finished packing up his men and swaggered over. He poked his tongue out triumphantly, only to hear a sizzle, and spun around the air with his forked tongue. The rabbit demon instinctively used his demonic energy, and two long ears came out from the top of his head.
"Oops, it's a youkai too. The red-haired young man smiled even more happily, "I said what are you dangling about? You just came? You haven't found a job yet? Want to get some money to spend?" He rushed out of his mouth with a series of questions, and noticed the rabbit demon's affirmative expression on the ground and laughed on the ground: "Haha, you can't find it?" I said you're also a monster, you might still make money from that look just now, who dares to trouble you now?" Emperor Meow said that he didn't care if he was angry and fighting, and he bullied the old and weak women and children, especially the girls, and he thought it was not delicious and had to eat it. ”
"Emperor Meow?" Xiong Wuying smiled.
"Yes, that's what Emperor Meow said. There is also Lord Luo Xianluo, he also said that all the bullies of women were killed, well, this is mainly about gentle women...... Look at it, rabbit monster, look at you like this, it's gentle enough, don't make trouble for buddies. ”
The rabbit demon was obviously satisfied with the word 'gentle', and covered his mouth and laughed.
Xiong Wuying didn't take this snake monster in his eyes at all, according to his style in the earth fairy world, he must have taken it casually, if he doesn't die, he will be fated, and if he dies, he deserves it. He thought about how much money this snake demon had, and felt that he was about to start with a little oil and water, but when he heard the rabbit demon's laughter, he withdrew his palm and came out with a kind smile.
Reach out and don't hit the smiley man, although the snake demon doesn't mean that at all.
The snake demon didn't know that he had walked around the ghost gate, popped out a new cigarette, lit a fire with a pinch of his fingers, and leaned against the wall very chicly: "You earth leopards, just came, right? Don't say that my buddy didn't remind you: this is Tianhai City, the base camp of Lord Agu, the small canteen of Lord Meow, the holy place of Lord Bai Angzhi's friends, and Lord Luo Xian...... I stunned Lord Luo Xian for what he liked, and they all said that he liked women, but I didn't see any girl he soaked..... Bah, my foul mouth, anyway, if you want to live here, you have to work. Earn money, earn money, you know? You have to earn it, if you rob it, you will find death, if you steal it, you will go to jail, and if you don't have the ability, you will squat on the street and ask for food. ”
He craned his neck and said proudly: "I am the first group of monsters to come, although my strength is not strong, but I am also a monster with a job." Tell me, what are you all capable of...... Don't talk about it, the work here has been robbed by the big monsters, you don't want to fight with those big monsters who followed Lord Agu first, and they are quite strong, right?"
Xiong Wuying was dumbfounded for a moment. You can't steal or rob, you need to work? But the job has been robbed? The master suddenly felt that the human world was really a terrible place, and he didn't even have the ability to support his wife and children.
"Land Wandering Immortals can't do it?"
"Land Wandering Immortal?" the snake demon sighed, the red glowing cigarette butt fell from his mouth, and pointed at Xiong Wuying and laughed behind him: "Haha brothers, he said that he is a land wandering immortal! The strongest in the world is only the monk of the Flying Sword, he said that he is a land wandering immortal?"
A group of people laughed and leaned back.
"I'm a land wanderer. Xiong Wuying's hand moved, and a flying sword as black as a black hole suddenly appeared at his feet, and he floated towards the snake demon, and said gloomily: "I need a job, and it is better to earn more money." I don't compete with the people around Agu for jobs, but give me yours, or I'll kill you...... Okay, I'll beat you!" he thought the snake demon said, 'Follow Agu first' was the person next to Agu.
"If you don't give it, you won't be beaten. The snake demon was frightened by the flying sword, but he still raised his neck stubbornly.
"You're not afraid I'll kill you?"
"Huh?" the snake demon looked him up and down, carefully poked the flying sword with his fingers, and shouted with a headache while holding the broken fingers: "Hey, hey, it's really unlucky, I knew that the flying sword couldn't be touched...... Where did you get the flying sword? Only Lord Agu and those adults in the world have it. Look at your face, you are definitely not, but you are quite capable, go and mix with Emperor Meow, the treatment given by Emperor Meow is super high. ”
Xiong Wuying didn't want to trouble Agu or the people around Agu, and the flying swords were all taken out by Agu from the Remnant Bear Road, he was embarrassed. "Give me a job, or I'll kill you." He said more gloomily.
"Killing people indiscriminately, no, killing monsters indiscriminately is also a crime, Lord Agu will not let you go!" the snake demon held his neck.
"Breaking the law?"
"Yes, I violated the rules of Lord Agu. ”
Xiong Wuying withered suddenly, and looked at the wife and children behind him with embarrassment. He needs a job to support his wife and children and give his wife and children a happy life, but he can't mess with Agu's rules, what should he do?
The snake demon felt frightened and said with a smile: "Go find Lord Meow, Emperor Meow gives him a very high salary." ”
"Really?"
"Yes, a job that pays well. ”
I don't know if it was the words 'very high salary' or 'work' that moved Xiong Wuying, he and the rabbit demon glanced at each other, muttered 'I'm going to work, not to trouble Agu anymore', and then hugged the rabbit demon with one hand and supported 7 lively children with the other, and disappeared into the air in an instant.