"Monkey, what does the peach taste like?" asked Sun Wukong with the book. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I haven't eaten it, so I don't know. Sun Wukong shook his head.

"Who are you fooling, almost all the peaches in the peach orchard that bloom and bear fruit in nine thousand years have been eaten by you, and you haven't eaten them yet. Sha Seng looked at Sun Wukong with disdain, "Do you want to make a face." ”

"I really haven't eaten it, and the person who ate it is... Alas, forget it, it's all gone. Sun Wukong's expression paused, and then waved his hand.

"At the beginning, you were the whole heavenly court was provoked, and no one dared to steal peaches to eat before the peach conference, you said right, pig. Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie.

"Ah, uh, probably, probably, maybe, it should be like this. Zhu Bajie nodded with an unnatural expression.

"What kind of expression do you have, could it be that the peach in Pan Taoyuan has been stolen and eaten?" Sha Seng's expression was a little dull.

"It can't be said to be stealing, it should be said to be eating openly. Zhu Bajie nodded and said.

"What, isn't it only possible to eat it once during the Peach Conference?" Sha Seng felt that his worldview had been turned upside down.

"The peach conference is so far away, you think a few people will have been waiting stupidly at home, of course, the peaches are quickly picked and eaten as soon as they are ripe, where will you wait for the peach conference, it's ridiculous. Zhu Bajie said.

"But..."

"The so-called Peach Conference, it's just a cover to fool you little soldiers, if you know that what we eat on weekdays is the peach elixir, and you can only eat a little after the Peach Conference, wouldn't you want to rebel. ”

"We're not going to lick the plate after you've eaten. Sha Seng said.

"Oh, is it?" Zhu Bajie looked at him coldly.

Sha Seng lowered his head: "I hate them. ”

"I said monk, it's been so long since you left your daughter's country, why are you still with this expression, we are all terrified when we see it, can you stop keeping a calm face and smiling at us. Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng.

"I'm not in the mood. Tang Seng sat on the white dragon horse, turned his head and said.

"What a bad mood, you see how beautiful this scenery is, the beautiful scenery of the rivers and mountains, what a big loss it should be to smile unhappily, come, laugh with me. Zhu Bajie put his face in front of Tang Seng and said.

"Grope~" Tang Seng covered his mouth.

Zhu Bajie retracted his head sullenly: "Why, if you look ugly, you can't comfort others, I used to be the most beautiful man in the heavenly realm." ”

"The heroes don't mention Yong back then, you see when I mentioned the matter of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Sun Wukong said.

"Yes, you didn't mention it, but I haven't heard you mention the story of you being crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, why don't you tell me how you came here for five hundred years. Zhu Bajie said provocatively.

"You, you don't want to fight. Sun Wukong began to roll up his sleeves.

"Look at you, if you don't get along, you're going to fight, where is there a trace of... Where is there a trace of... Where else..."

"Hehe, I was originally a savage monkey, what more etiquette and shame do you want to tell me?" Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie.

"Damn, I'm stupid, how could I have thought I'd talk to a monkey about these things, forget it, I didn't say it. ”

"You said that when you didn't say it, you didn't say it, I seriously suspect that you boast all day long that you are the most beautiful man in the heavenly realm because you are actually ugly, but now the ugliness is even more outrageous, and you are unbalanced in your heart to make up such a lie. ”

Zhu Bajie glared at Sun Wukong, and his chest rose and fell with anger.

"I was right, and then I had nothing to say. Sun Wukong said proudly.

"Phew, don't reason with you, a stinky monkey, besides, even if I make you believe it, what's in it for me, I'm too lazy to bother with you. Zhu Bajie said with a blank look at Sun Wukong.

"After the great secret, in fact, Marshal Tianpeng himself is actually ugly..."Sha Seng muttered quietly, his hand still writing and drawing in the book.

"Cross it out, cross it out, whoever asked you to write it, cross it out quickly. Zhu Bajie dodged the book in Sha Seng's hand and rubbed it vigorously with his sleeve, trying to erase Sha Seng's handwriting.

"It seems that the monkey did poke you in the heart, you shouldn't have been so ugly before, so even if you are reincarnated, you can only be reincarnated as a pig. The sand monk clutched his stomach and laughed.

"Laugh and laugh, laugh at you MMP, you are ugly, not only you are ugly, but the monkeys are also ugly, all of them are ugly. Zhu Bajie tore the book viciously, and then fell viciously to the ground.

"It's over, my hard work these days, my hair has been boiled white all these days, and you have ruined it like this. The sand monk fell to his knees and began to rub his hair.

"Phew, you Mediterranean, where is there any hair to speak of, in my opinion, you might as well learn from a monk and shave all the hair on your head, so that it is comfortable, and you don't have to wash your hair all day. Zhu Bajie said.

"You know, these hairs are my roots. Sha Seng said.

"No wonder you're so sluggish all the time, it's because Huigen is hair, hahaha. Zhu Bajie laughed.

"What's wrong with Huigen's hair, it's much stronger than if you don't. Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie with disdain and said.

"Who said that, I go up to the tips of my hair, down to the soles of my feet, and my whole body is full of Huigen, how can you compare with me. Zhu Bajie was complacent.

"Even if you are full of Huigen, you are less than one ten-thousandth of the master. Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie with disdain and said.

"Even if I'm not as good as a monk, I just need to be better than you. Zhu Bajie continued to provoke Sha Seng with a look of what you could do.

"Speaking of which, monkey, where is your Huigen?" Zhu Bajie turned to look at Sun Wukong.

"What is Huigen?" asked Sun Wukong.

"Huigen, this is the place that can help you become enlightened. Zhu Bajie thought about it and said.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, Huigen is a place that has been blessed by the Buddha, and that is the source of your wisdom. Sha Seng said.

"I don't have a Huigen. Sun Wukong said lightly.

"How could it not be, everyone has it. Zhu Bajie was puzzled.

"I just don't, don't you make any more noise in my ears, okay, you seem to be screaming flies. Sun Wukong said impatiently

"I still like noisy flies compared to grumpy monkeys. Sha Seng said with a pout.

"If you dare to say that, it proves that my temper is not very bad, why don't I show you my worst temper? Sun Wukong smiled evilly and approached Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.