Chapter 266: On the Sun
"Don't, don't, just keep your temper in good hands. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info" Zhu Bajie hurriedly waved his hand and said.
"Don't mess with me in the future, if you know I'm not easy to mess with, or you'll get angry and destroy you two guys in minutes. Sun Wukong gestured to Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng with his teeth and claws.
"If you go crazy and destroy the two of us, the monk will not let you go, and you will be tortured even more. Zhu Bajie said.
"Anyway, the monk is so quiet today, he shouldn't have fallen into some evil. Zhu Bajie scratched his head.
"What evil can he be, it's obvious that he is thinking about spring, and he is missing the little beauty of his daughter's country. Sun Wukong laughed.
"Ahhh Dead monk stinky monk, you don't care about anything else, this is quite clear. Sun Wukong rolled on the ground.
"Unlucky monkey, let you not touch the monk's moldy head, you don't listen, it's okay now, it's not you who is hurt. Zhu Bajie smiled.
"Bah, you didn't pick it up first, why did you just punish me?" Sun Wukong was dissatisfied.
"Needless to say, you are the only one who has a tight spell, and the monk can't beat me. Zhu Bajie also laughed.
"I'll help the master punish you. Sha Seng kicked Zhu Bajie's ass.
Zhu Bajie clumsily got up from the ground: "You dare to yin me?!"
"Didn't you say that the master can't beat you, I will be the master's hand in the future, and I will hit wherever the master tells me, absolutely unambiguous. Sha Seng said.
"But the monk didn't speak, what are you excited about?" Zhu Bajie rubbed his ass and glared at the sand monk.
"If the master thinks so in his heart, I will do it. Sha Seng looked like he took it for granted, and Zhu Bajie wanted to take off the straw sandals under his feet and throw them on Sha Seng's face.
"The monk is still thinking that we shouldn't have infighting, you just kicked me in private thoughts, and now I'm going to kick back. Zhu Bajie said and ran to Sha Seng and kicked Sha Seng, and the force was so great that he directly kicked Sha Seng into the sky.
"Dead fat pig, you wait for me to come back~" Sha Seng shouted as he flew.
"He's not coming back, he's going to be there forever by the sun. Sun Wukong quipped.
"I hope the sun can really keep him, if only it was night, if he was kicked by me to the Guanghan Palace, he would definitely be reluctant to come down from above. Zhu Bajie said.
"Because of Chang'e?" asked Sun Wukong.
"No, because of Wu Gang. ”
"Okay, don't say any more, I'm not interested in the next thing, and I feel like if you say it, you'll only dirty my ears. Sun Wukong hurriedly waved his hand to stop Zhu Bajie's words.
"People are just two good friends who love each other, you really think they are pure good friends, you monkey, you are still too naïve. Zhu Bajie said.
"It's just that you can say such a thing casually, and you will be far away from me in the future, or your mother will not know you when I beat you with a golden hoop. Sun Wukong picked up the golden hoop stick and threatened Zhu Bajie and said.
"You know, the opposite sex is all for reproduction, and the same sex is true love. Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong with disdain and said.
"I changed my mind, you don't want to be far away from me, you disappear directly from my eyes, otherwise you don't see that I will beat you into a pig's head, oh yes, I forgot that you were originally a pig's head, so you don't think I will beat you in... Hit it.."
"It's the worst one, and whatever you beat me up will only make me better. Zhu Bajie said proudly.
Sun Wukong directly took the golden hoop stick and knocked it on Zhu Bajie's head.
Zhu Bajie felt the world dizzy.
"It's not that I'm beating you into anything, it's just beating you. Sun Wukong said.
Zhu Bajie staggered up from the ground: "What, I just said that I feel that the same sex is true love, and I didn't say that I am gay, I am an innocent straight man." ”
Sun Wukong looked at the resentful Zhu Bajie, and without thinking about it, he was a stick again.
"Monkey, if you do this again, I'll be rude to you!" Zhu Bajie got up again and pointed at Sun Wukong.
"Oh, what are you going to do to me?" Sun Wukong put the golden hoop stick on the ground, looked at Zhu Bajie with interest, and said.
"If you beat me again, I'll go to Fairy Zixia and tell her that you have decided to accept that God's destined marriage and are ready to be with her... Ahhh You have a kind, I'll go now. Zhu Bajie shouted, turning around and about to soar into the clouds.
Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Bajie: "You dare!" he said.
"What don't I dare, I dare to scold even the Jade Emperor. "Zhu Bajie has a stalk on his neck, and he looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
"From now on, you must not take a step out of my sight, or I will beat you into a pig's head, and there will only be one pig's head left. Sun Wukong took the golden hoop stick and threatened Zhu Bajie.
"The pig's head is the pig's head, if you beat me into a pig's head, the monk will definitely recite the hoop mantra to punish you, then I will go to the Zixia Fairy to see who is more ruthless." Zhu Bajie glared at Sun Wukong without showing weakness.
"Okay, you're still more ruthless!" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and shouted at Zhu Bajie.
"Ahhhh
"This idea actually has an extraterrestrial meteorite, which is really rare. Sun Wukong said.
"Yes, yes, such a big meteorite can be said to be a rare treasure, Gai Ming'er sent these things to Lao Jun to see if he could refine any treasures. Zhu Bajie said.
"Meteorite NMP, you dead fat pig, no wonder you usually eat so much food, it turns out that you are all prepared to fight with me. The sand monk jumped out of the pit and shouted.
"It turned out to be not a meteorite, it really made me sad, I thought I could change to a better weapon. Zhu Bajie's face fell.
"You're enough, I can't stand you anymore, let's duel. Sha Seng took out a Zen staff and pointed it at Zhu Bajie.
"Yo, isn't this a sand monk, why, the sun didn't leave you there to invite you to drink tea or something, and actually put you back so quickly, it seems that your popularity is not good. Sun Wukong also took the opportunity to mock.
"Do you want me to send you up, you go to drink tea and play chess with the sun, I am very willing to do it for you. Sha Seng glared at Sun Wukong and said.
"No, no, I broke his carriage last time and he was trying to fix it, I don't want to send him to the door now, it's too hot. Sun Wukong looked disgusted, "Only people like you are suitable to go to him for tea." ”