Volume 3_Chapter 121 Successes and Failures (2)
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It wasn't a person, and it wasn't a person - a bunch of monkeys!
Of course, they are not ordinary monkeys, they look the same as ordinary monkeys (except that there are a lot of clothes, decorations, etc.), and they are not Warcraft or orcs, they are just a group of talking monkeys.
This group of monkeys each held sticks and bows and arrows in their hands, and carried bags of bananas on their backs (probably just foraging for food), and then surrounded Amu and the old monsters of the Purple Mountain, as long as Amu's hand was moved, these hundred monkeys would turn them into cacti!
One of them, the white-eyed and shoulder-hanging old monkey (apparently the eldest of them), walked in on crutches and gave them a kind smile, but showed a toothless smile - "Ho, talking monkey!" Amu cried excitedly, dancing and beating his chest.
The white-eyed old monkey said disdainfully: "What's so strange about this, isn't there a talking orangutan here!"
"I'd be a little angry if someone else said it, but it's different—" Amu laughed instead, "because orangutans are always much stronger than monkeys!"
"Where's the strength?"
"Because you're only going to be tricked!"
Amu laughed, but it seemed that he was the only one present (and the monkey was not laughing), and then he added awkwardly, "Haven't you all heard such a joke?"
The white-eyed old monkey's face darkened: "If you become a hedgehog, we will laugh a lot." ”
Amu said: "Okay, I won't tell cold jokes. ”
The white-eyed old monkey said, "You'd better not speak—"
Amu said: "I don't want to become a hedgehog......
In fact, Amu Da could tell one more bad joke, because there was an old monster of the Purple Mountain beside him, unless they were divine monkeys, but his master signaled him to be quiet.
The white-eyed old monkey said: "Who are you? Of course, I don't care who you are, anyway, two stupid people are drinking! What are you doing here? Of course, you want to fight the Holy Monkey Spirit Stick, you think I don't know that your head is full of! Do you think you can really take it? Of course not, and your life will be taken away from it! What's the matter, are your eyes in the sand? Want to wave your fist, come on, if you dare to move, I will tell you not to move in the future!"
This series of self-questions and answers does not give people a chance to answer at all, if I were Amu, I might really have to give a punch! I have never seen an old man who is annoyed and dragged by him, and no one has ever seen such an old man, he is simply not a human being—he is not a human being in the first place! Or, the world of monkeys is incomprehensible to humans, but why does he speak human words?
Amu didn't get angry, not because he was afraid of monkeys and arrows, but because he was afraid of disappointing his master, because his master often taught him to control his bad temper and even his emotions, although his anger often made him forget about it, but the master's eyes reminded him on the spot!
The old monster of the Purple Mountain didn't speak, just pointed to the glowing piece of-the monkeys were shocked, the monkeys screamed, and they circled around-just now they thought that this place was lit up because of the burning crutches of the old monster of the Purple Mountain!What is going on?!It's been a long time since anyone can make this piece of shine, and even the previous several Holy Monkey Riders haven't done it, is this person the most monkey king's temperament?!
The white-eyed old monkey held Amu's hand tightly, sighed and said, "Don't get me wrong, we don't actually want to come out to stop you, we just can't bear to see a life die in vain...... And, after all, this is the king of our ancestors, and we don't really want anyone else to touch it, unless we can't beat him - you should belong to one of them, and I also witness that a knight (the last Monkey Rider) can take it, but I see that many people die for it, so ......"
Amu said: "I understand this......"
The white-eyed old monkey didn't want to hear what he said: "But I've never seen anyone activate the Monkey King's 'banana', it seems to be just a legend...... So ......"
The white-eyed old monkey unexpectedly kissed Amu on the cheek, and then said excitedly: "Because you are the destined king, you can definitely activate it to become a holy monkey rider!"
Amu smiled bitterly: "Thank you for your blessings, and I don't want to live up to your expectations...... But can you rinse your mouth before you kiss me...... No, you must not kiss me, you damn old monkey! Ho, don't you think it's disgusting? If I hadn't seen you as old and crippled, I would have ...... long ago."
"I know you want to give me a kiss back," the white-eyed old monkey actually looked a little shy, "but it's not men I like......"
Amu was really a little crying and laughing, what else could he do in the face of such an old monkey?
The white-eyed old monkey said, "But I have one more request-"
Amu said angrily, "You don't want me to rinse my mouth before kissing you back - that will never happen!"
The white-eyed old monkey smiled: "Actually, I don't mind your bad breath ......"
"You think beautifully!" you ......" Amu really was either angry or crying, but his mind was immediately shifted, "What are your requirements?"
"No, it's a request!" said the white-eyed old monkey: "I hope that after you become a holy monkey rider - no, after picking up the holy monkey spirit rod - by the way, stay and be our king, and lead our monkey masters and monkey grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain to regain their majesty, dominate this mountain, and dominate the entire forest!"
Amu said: "Although I also want to stay and be a monkey king and eat bananas all day long, but I have more important things to do and want to go, so I can only decline your request......
The white-eyed old monkey said: "I'll tell you some of the advantages of being a king: there are hundreds of beautiful monkey girls who can be your concubines, you can have as many as you want, there are endless bananas, you don't have to do anything all day long, you have to open your hands and eat to open your mouth, and there are maids to massage you, it's just enough to take us out to scare them when there is a foreign invasion......"
Amu smiled: "These temptations are not small, but I still won't stay, no matter what kind of conditions are given, I can tell you frankly: I will never stay to be a monkey king......!
The white-eyed old monkey said, "Can you tell me why?"
Amu said: "It seems that you don't give up until you reach the Yellow River......"
The white-eyed old monkey said, "Where is the Yellow River?"
"That's not the point!" Amu said angrily, "I'm killing you with this heart!Why? I can tell you: you are monkeys, I am human, people and monkeys have different paths, and I am not a monkey!"
The white-eyed old monkey's face immediately became gloomy again: "If that's the case, don't blame us—if you become a 'dead hedgehog', I'm afraid you won't be able to be a horseman, and more importantly, you won't be able to do things—"
Is this the only option? Apparently not.
Amu said angrily: "Do you think you can really beat me, let alone my master!"
The white-eyed old monkey was obviously a little embarrassed, and this layer was now pierced (it is not difficult to be so rude to the old man), but he still gritted his teeth and said: "We will fight to the death, and if we don't let you die, we will at least cripple you!"
It's no joke, there are so many monkeys, so many bows and arrows, it's like they eat a banana each, throw the banana peel on the ground, and make Amu fall many times - so that he can not be crippled!
Amu glared angrily, his fists clenched, and his muscles burst out, just beating his chest and howling to ignite a small war!
At this time, the calm and calm old monster of the Purple Mountain began to speak: "Don't do it, and don't move the holy monkey spirit wand first-"
Then he turned to the white-eyed old monkey and said, "Are you in any trouble? ”
The white-eyed old monkey paused for a long time, a trace of sadness drifted through his eyes, and then he sighed and said: "We have indeed encountered a big trouble recently, if this trouble is not solved, I am afraid that even Huaguo Mountain will fall, and there will be a disaster of extermination......
Amu patted his chest and said: "What's the trouble, just look for me, I will definitely do my best to help you, ho, as long as you don't want to be the king of anything!"
The white-eyed old monkey said: "This trouble is ......"
Suddenly, outside the water curtain cave, there was a howl, "whoa", "hooh", and then the sound of shouting and cursing all over the place, echoing in the cave - and then suddenly there was silence, and only one person shouted: "Dead monkeys, don't be a turtle with a shrunken head, come out and die quickly, or I will block the smoke at the mouth of the cave and suffocate you!"
The white-eyed old monkey said: "This trouble has come to the door-"
The old monster of the Purple Mountain smiled with satisfaction and a rare smile: "What kind of people are these, the words used are really flattering!"