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Outside the water curtain cave, there is a black oppressive area, full of chimpanzees, fully armed, about hundreds, surrounding the entrance of the cave, this is the posture of a war!

The so-called "trouble" of the white-eyed old monkey is that it has been invaded by foreign races for a long time, and now it has reached an unprecedented crisis of hunger, the most threatening foreign race is the orangutan race, because they not only have flexible brains, but also do a very good job of production and reproduction, and more importantly, every orangutan is good at fighting, and all the people are soldiers, whether they are young or young, because these warriors have been trained since childhood, and would rather die on the battlefield than die in starvation, so it can be seen that there are few old orangutans among them.

But why is Huaguo Mountain? It seems that there is no longer as prosperous as the legend says, there are no good mountains and good fruits, one by one is declining, and there is a tendency to develop into a "barren land"! What else can attract here? Of course, there is, because this is Huaguo Mountain, which is the home of Sun Wukong, even if Sun Dasheng is no longer there, but the Water Curtain Cave is still there, his is still there, his golden hoop stick is still there, and his throne is still there! What does the existence of these things have to do with this group of orangutans? In fact, whether it is an orangutan or other races, they all want to have a relationship with the above things, because after owning Huaguo Mountain, the Water Curtain Cave can be opened up into a "tourist resort", so that it can attract a lot of tourists to visit, so that there are "tickets", there are bananas and other things to sell, and the hotel will be rented out, and so on, so that the economy can be better developed and the comprehensive strength of the tribe will be stronger! This group of smart orangutans is currently thinking about this, so Huaguo Mountain is their place of contention!

A super burly, armored, face full of small scars, at a glance knew that it was the leader orangutan at the front, shouted at the white-eyed old monkey: "Dead old monkey, if you don't hand over Huaguo Mountain today and resist stubbornly, I will definitely wash Huaguo Mountain with blood, no matter old and young, men and women, all of them will be decapitated and roasted, and eat the brains of monkeys like you! Of course, don't be afraid, if you surrender, you will be allowed to leave relatively peacefully, unscathed, and the previous result is probably what you don't want to see—— So, you have to think about it. ”

"It seems that the orangutan is really stupid!" the white-eyed old monkey sneered, "How many times do you want to say that I have been nagging all day long (although many people say that I nag all day long)?

"Never change from generation to generation......! Never change from generation to generation!" The monkeys shouted in unison, resounding through the mountains, this is not only their slogan, it can be said to be their ancestral teaching, if the ape insist!

Amu was the first to look at it and shouted: "Monkeys and orangutans are also of the same root, so why should they be too anxious to fry each other? Isn't it good to coexist peacefully? Do you have to repay the wrongs of the two tribes from generation to generation? He said that you have no brains and really didn't say anything wrong, right......?"

The super ape slapped his chest and said angrily: "You damn traitor, if you don't speak for us, forget it, and in turn mix with this group of dead monkeys, have you forgotten that your blood is flowing with the blood of an orangutan?!

Amu beat his chest and howled: "Ho, you fucking orangutan, you are not only stupid, but also blind! Where do you think I look like an orangutan? I can't even tell the difference between an orangutan, where has your IQ gone!"

Super Gorilla said: "I can't see anything that doesn't look like it! Are you stupid and forget what you are? What can you prove that you are human?"

Amu said: "I have hair!"

"We have it too, but it's a little shorter......"

"I can speak!"

"Are you talking to the air?"

"I have thoughts!"

"I still want to fuck you! Any difference you mentioned, you behave the same as an orangutan, just a little more stupid than other orangutans, but we won't discriminate against you! Haha......"

All the orangutans howled, and even the monkey and the old monster of the Purple Mountain couldn't help but laugh.

Amu beat his chest and howled and said to the white-eyed old monkey: "Old monkey, I will definitely help you teach such a dead orangutan, but there is only one request: that is, you don't laugh anymore!"

The white-eyed old monkey can only endure it.

However, there is a very simple question: how can Amu deal with these hundreds of orangutans alone? Even if his magic power is boundless, the bows, arrows, knives and spears of those orangutans are real people!

I saw Amu stretch out a fist, and then raised his middle finger and pointed at the super ape and said, "I'm going to fight you alone!"

The super ape burst out laughing, clutching his stomach as if it hurt a little, and tears fell out of his eyes!

What's so funny? It's pretty funny!

"You're so funny!" Super Gorilla laughed, "Our entertainment team needs an orangutan like you, you're such a genius Super Gorilla!"

Amu said solemnly: "I warn you, ho, I'm joking!"

Super Gorilla said: "Then I can also not joke: why should I fight you alone? What good do I have? I can obviously capture this place with hundreds of people and wash you monkeys in blood, why should I fight with you alone? I think it's funny, don't I? haha......"

Amu said angrily: "Ho Ho, if you are a man, you will fight with me, this is what a man should do!"

Super Gorilla touched the old wound on his face and smiled: "It's a pity that I'm not a man, I'm an orangutan! I said that you are naturally funny material, it's a pity that I joined my team......"

Amu said angrily: "Okay, I'll just show how men fight, ho, I'm a real man!"

As he spoke, he got up, and jumped into the orangutan pile with his bare hands!

This is the real man! It's just that this guy's head is a little hot......

Then, the orangutans swung their weapons and rushed to Amu like a spring!

Seeing such a man, this group of monkeys was already moved to tears, and under the order of the white-eyed old monkey, they rushed out one after another! A great battle of the monkeys began!

Rush, kill, scream!

This war is really quite spectacular, and it is dazzling to watch, because there are hands, feet, feet and teeth everywhere, and it is impossible to tell who is with whom! Orangutans and monkeys, sometimes it is really difficult to tell the difference, especially when there are so many people mixed together!

Everyone is quite busy, only one person is quite leisurely, he is the old monster of the Purple Mountain, and he still watches it with relish! His face, which was already very funny, looks even more funny at the moment, as if he is enjoying a funny performance!

Sometimes what you see is just a superficial phenomenon, just like the old monster of the Purple Mountain, it seems that he is quite enjoyable, but in fact he is quite painful inside, although he looks like a comedian. Such people should be quite elusive, because their minds, realms, and hearts are strong enough, and the city is quite deep, and if you add to this the fact that their appearance looks like a puzzle, it is the same problem as trying to understand what a madman thinks—to understand them, you must become their kind.

This is all nonsense, oh my God, so much more nonsense at such a critical moment!

"Stop—"

The old monster of the Purple Mountain just said this loudly, although it was still extremely funny, no matter how distorted his face was due to anger! However, no one seemed to hear it, and everyone was still busy with their own things. His words became "sound on the ground", because it was shattered, but still no one cared, why is the world so indifferent!

"I said it - stop !!"

With this sound, the mountain collapsed and the ground cracked, and the whole Huaguo Mountain trembled, and the monkeys, orangutans, and Amu were shaken up by an invisible force that shook out of the ground, and flew into the air.

Of course not, but it was certainly true that he was that powerful, because he slapped a palm into the ground, and this palm was now left on the rock, deep into the rock, and left purple fingerprints, and this palm was steaming—of course, it was purple!

Perhaps, you understand why this old man has such a strange name, of course, it has something to do with the fact that he lives in Purple Mountain, but many people don't know that Purple Mountain was not originally called Purple Mountain, but it was called Purple Mountain because this old man was there. He's such a person, but you really don't know what kind of person he is.

The landslide and the ground cracked, obviously it still left a lot of strength, because he really didn't want this group of monkeys and orangutans to die, but he made this war stop, at least temporarily.

The old man of Zishan said: "Are you all so disrespectful to the old man? Can't you even listen to a word?"

Now there is no such thing as not listening to him, and the orangutan and monkey among them all hug each other without knowing it.

The old man of the purple mountain said: "From today onwards, this war has stopped, there is no explanation, if you can't find a way to coexist peacefully, I can give you a suggestion." ”

Super Gorilla said, "Why should I stop? I just want this place!"

The old monster of the Purple Mountain said, "Is this your territory?"

Super Gorilla said: "No, it will be soon." ”

The old monster of Purple Mountain said: "Since it is not your territory, then you are a naked invasion!"

Super Gorilla said: "Who are you invading? Is this your territory? Is it this group of stupid monkeys? It's even more impossible, they are just some monkeys who ran from the middle of nowhere and occupied this sacred place!"

The old man of the Purple Mountain said: "This monkey clan has been living here for a long time, at least two or three hundred years, and this is their home." ”

Super Gorilla said: "This is not their home, this is Sun Dasheng's home, and they have no right to occupy it for themselves! In the past two or three hundred years, it is because of this group of mediocre monkeys that this place has become so decaying, so decadent, and indiscriminate, it is really a smear on Sun Dasheng's face!"

After exhaling a sigh, the super ape continued: "Look at this group of stupid brains and skinny monkeys, even if I don't occupy this place, they will not be able to defeat the wolf clan, the lion clan, the wild boar clan, and even the crow clan, and they will be sacked by other clans! Even if they have the courage to defend this place, in the end, there is not even a monkey bone left! If you don't believe it, you can ask them to see if they have the courage to be honest!"

The monkeys wanted to refute something, but they were ashamed to defeat their anger and couldn't say anything.

But as their leader, the white-eyed old monkey still has to say something: "I will never let my clan be exterminated, just like not letting the Monkey King's home be destroyed and desecrated, Huaguo Mountain is sacrosanct!"

"Sanctaneous! Sanctary! ......

Super Ape sneered: "It's useless to just shout slogans, am I violating your sacred territory now?"

The white-eyed old monkey said: "We are also carrying out a sacred rebellion now! Is it wrong for us to do this? Do we want to give up Huaguo Mountain?"

It makes sense, both sides make sense! This makes Amu unable to distinguish who is right and who is wrong......

It's time to sum up, and the person who summarizes is of course the old monster of Purple Mountain, because now it's time to have the final say!

He also needs to think about it (that is, think about it, organize the language and so on, after all, this is a speech), cough softly, and then say, "It's not the orangutan's fault, it's not the moon's...... No...... It's the monkey's fault......"

"What's our fault?!" the monkeys shouted at the tone.

The old monster of the Purple Mountain said unhurriedly: "It's not your fault, that's what I want to express, it's not anyone's fault! But it's the fault of both of you!"

At this time, both sides were gone, and the orangutan monkeys all shouted, which seemed to be even more chaotic than the melee just now!

The old monster of the Purple Mountain said angrily: "Don't quarrel anymore, do you want to come a second time?"

Then it was so quiet that only the wind could be heard...... The scene is quite embarrassing!

Then the old man of Purple Mountain said: "You can listen to my explanation and shout again...... To be fair, you monkeys and orangutans have done right and wrong in this matter, and if you can't think of it, I can explain it again...... I know that you are not stupid, and you are self-aware, and I am going to pretend to be stupid in front of me! Therefore, if you want to keep this sacred place, it is not the responsibility of one party, but both of you are responsible! I really want to refute it, so please let me continue!

"The monkey clan is lonely, this trend seems to have not been reversed so far, that even the ability to defend Huaguo Mountain is gone, the ape clan is rising, this is worthy of recognition, but your ambition and desire are also inflated, and it is too immoral to take other people's territory to attack...... Actually, none of this is my business, I only got here a few days ago...... However, if both of you go on like this, not only will Huaguo Mountain be unrecognizable, but both will lose, won't this be a bargain for your clans......

"Why don't we sit down and talk about how to develop this tourist resort, how to protect Huaguo Mountain, how to revitalize Huaguo Mountain, and restore the vitality and aura of this area...... There is no need to sit down and talk, this is your future business, but now I want to announce my decision: in the future, you two clans will live together in Huaguo Mountain, the monkey clan is responsible for protecting the culture of monkeys and Sun Wukong, etc., and the ape clan is responsible for the tourism development here and the defense of Huaguo Mountain...... For the time being, it's as simple as that, and you can think about it slowly in the future...... Yes, are you happy with the result?"

There was no monkey answer, and there was no orangutan snort, which obviously did not satisfy everyone, but the "domineering" of the old monster of the Purple Mountain was still there!

The old monster of the purple mountain said: "If you don't answer, I'll take it as your acquiescence! Okay, now you can write the cooperation contract (that is, the blood alliance), if you don't sign it, hum ......"

The old monster of the Purple Mountain took the white-eyed old monkey and the super ape in his left and right hands, and then said: "Bite your fingers, draw half a heart shape on the palm print I left on this rock, and put it together, indicating that you will be united from now on, don't forget to sign your name!"

Under such authority, they had no choice but to comply.

The old monster of Purple Mountain said: "If anyone dares to break this agreement in the future, I will definitely come back to clean you up, you won't believe that I don't have this strength, right?"

Those present could not believe it!

"Don't have such a bitter gourd face!" said the old man of Purple Mountain, "Let's open the feast, dance, drink wine, let's celebrate this great moment!"

Hohoo!