Chapter 23: Goblins and Goblins
It's just that Lu Guan didn't encounter the imaginary thing that was torn to pieces.
After a long time, he slowly opened his eyes, only to find that he was surrounded by these little people with green skin, red eyes and pointed ears.
Dressed in improvised armor, they wielded shields the size of palms and daggers, which seemed to him the size of daggers.
The goblins in his heart surrounded him, chattering words he didn't understand at all, but didn't eat him.
Suddenly, the dense goblins suddenly parted paths, and slowly walked a goblin with a steel helmet with two horns on his head, plate armor on his chest, and a scar on his eye.
Looking at the surroundings, Lu Guan felt that this should be their leader.
The goblin was followed by an even shorter female goblin with jasper-like skin and two braids.
“×...... %×&¥&%...... &¥%¥...... &×...... &”
"Huh?"
On the other side, the goblin leader, Lu Guan ruthlessly began to use Pandora, but most of the other party's emotions were anger.
, that guy from Cross killed so many goblins just now, and of course the gang was furious.
But fortunately, Lu Guan was brought over by Pandora, and his appearance was not that of the white-skinned guys, and the difference in appearance between the two made the leader feel a trace of doubt in anger and hatred.
In the Divine Domain, there are countless races, and Lu Guan is not necessarily the same race as the one just now, right?
“×&¥%#%¥#?”
The other party said a bunch of things that Lu Guan didn't understand, and Lu Guan could only ask Pandora in his heart what he meant. Pandora's words made Lu Guan very depressed, which roughly means - the old lady is the number one beauty in the world, how can she know the language of these dirty creatures!
After Lu Guan raised a middle finger at Pandora in his heart, he could only shake his head at the guy in front of him who was wearing a two-horned steel helmet and had a scar on his eye, raised his hand, and made an innocent gesture, and then explained: "I don't understand, I'm innocent, don't kill me." ”
Regardless of whether the other party could understand it or not, Lu Guan showed a smile that he thought was friendly, and raised his hands above his head, indicating that he did not have any weapons and combat effectiveness.
"Are you innocent?"
In the midst of the chatter and crooked noise all around, the goblin in front of him, who had two ponytails and could barely tell that it was a woman, asked Lu Guan.
"Uh, can you hear me?"
Lu Guan was stunned for a moment, and was startled by this female goblin who could suddenly speak human words.
"Well, you said you were innocent, were you with the person who hurt us just now?" asked the female goblin, that's a stupid question, isn't it?!
Lu Guan was extremely speechless, from a certain point of view, they were both in the Royal Knight Academy, and they should be regarded as classmates.
However, he certainly couldn't admit it.
Therefore, he hurriedly shook his head and denied it: "Of course not, I am a lover of peace, I yearn for peace, everyone sits down to drink tea, eat refreshments, and if there are any differences, it would be good to put them on the table to negotiate." ”
Lu Guan had all kinds of nonsense in his mouth, but he wanted everyone not to do it, which was really good. Because he doesn't have the strength of half a penny, once he starts, he will definitely finish playing.
The female goblin nodded surprisingly and agreed with Lu Guan's point of view: "What you said is very good, I think so too." It would be nice if there was no killing, no strife in the Divine Domain. I really hope that there will be a day when the Divine Domain will be as you say, and everyone will be able to live in harmony and replace war with communication. ”
"You're so right, what a confidant!"
With tears in his eyes, Lu Guan squatted down, holding the female goblin's paw with both hands, and was grateful. What does that mean? It means that he doesn't have to die.
At this time, the surrounding goblins saw this, and the noise became louder, and they seemed to be very dissatisfied with Lu Guan's actions.
“¥%#...... %#¥@...... %#¥%¥×&#¥!" The female goblin turned around and said a lot of things to the goblin leader with a scar on the corner of his eye and a double-horned steel helmet on his head.
The goblin looked at Lu Guan and continued to listen to the female goblin's explanation, and finally nodded, waving his hand to let his people put down their weapons.
"Whew..."
Lu Guan breathed a sigh of relief, and finally escaped death.
"Would you like to see our home?"
The female goblin invited, and Lu Guan was able to detect that this female goblin had 3 favors for himself using Pandora?!
Suddenly, Lu Guan remembered that there was a crime in his previous life called the crime of prostitution/accommodation/child/woman, but it seemed that it had been changed to a crime of strong women before he crossed over.
Looking at this female goblin's rough skin, disproportionately large eyes, and dirty split hair, even if Lu Guan had this LOLI control attribute, he was wilted by this dignity.
People are swordsmen and I am fish and meat, and Lu Guan didn't dare not agree, so he had to bite the head and respond with a look of fascination: "I'm very happy." ”
"Come on. ”
The female goblin seemed very happy, as if this thing was more willing to communicate with someone like Lu Guan than with the goblin.
Lu Guan felt that it didn't matter, he just needed to save his life and wait for the knights who were admitted to the entrance examination to come in and save him.
Before the gang can eradicate the goblins once and for all, all he needs is to save his life.
So, the mighty dwarf and Lu Guan, the obviously tall and conspicuous man, walked together in the hills, and with these 'locals' who were familiar with the road to lead the way, Lu Guan only needed to follow.
After a while, the female goblin gradually landed at Lu Guan's side from the front of the team.
She lowered her head, revealing a shy expression peculiar to human women, and lowered her head and asked, "Why were you so scared just now?"
"Uh..."
Lu Guan was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted to why this thing was so scared when he said that he met them. Of course I'm scared, Goblin Legend is greedy, loves gold and silver treasures, likes to rob, and is a savage race that eats meat raw.
And he has no divinity, he can't use divine power, and his combat power is duck eggs, can he not be afraid?
"Ahem, I, that..." Lu Guan can only organize words, he can't say that you are all a group of robbers, a group of robbers, and I heard that I like to eat human flesh raw, I don't have the ability to protect myself, can I not be afraid?
After organizing the language for a long time, Lu Guan said euphemistically: "That, I have never seen a goblin, but I have seen it from books, and the books say that you are better...that, worse." Well, what the book says! When I saw it today, I realized that the book was wrong. In fact, in the goblin, there are still empathetic, cute and clever girls like you, yearning for peace, with lofty ambitions and temperament. ”
Lu Guan didn't say a word, and directly pushed everything down on the non-existent textbook, and then smoothly patted the fart of the goblin girl in front of him who made him a little disgusted.
Hearing Lu Guan Chiguo's praise, the goblin girl lowered her head shyly, but her happiness was beyond words.
"MLGB, I'm so fucked up that I'm going to hug a female goblin's thigh!
"Actually, no, I'm not as good as you say. I used to be very headstrong, until—" As she spoke, the female goblin was a little sad.
It seems that she has an unbearable past. Lu Guanke didn't care if you had the past or not, he hurriedly wiped the tears of the female goblin with his clothes, and comforted: "It's all over, it's okay, it's okay! ”
"Well, you're right, the past is like smoke...what you said is beautiful. My name is Diana, you can call me Nana. Actually, you're right, goblins are bad. But few people can tell the difference between goblins and goblins. ”
Lu Guan was stunned for a moment, and remembered that it seemed that when he discussed with Pandora just now, Pandora said that if Cross died, the artifact would not necessarily fall into the hands of any goblin.
At the time, he didn't pay attention to the difference between the titles, but now he cares a little.
"Well, you're saying they're goblins, not goblins?
Diana's eyes widened, although Lu Guan was a little disgusted by it, but there was a touching sense of purity in the pupils of her eyes, which made Lu Guan feel like he was about to be purified.
"Of course, goblins are goblins, goblins are badas, bandits!"
“...”
Hearing this, Lu Guan wanted to scold his mother...