Chapter 24: The Night of Chastity
Goblins are just a name for goblins, greedy, and raiders.
Goblins are more famous than weak goblins, because evil is always more memorable than good.
"Damn, you Pandora, you didn't even remind me!"
After hearing the female goblin Diana's explanation, Lu Guan reproached Pandora, an artifact in the depths of his soul.
"Tell you, you won't understand. ”
Pandora's words on the top of Lu Guan almost spurted blood, this broken artifact, even if you don't remind the master, it is still reasonable!
It's the other way around!
"Don't let me know how to treat you, when the time comes, I have to OOXX you first, and then continue OOXX!" Lu Guan angrily dropped a sentence and walked away.
It made Pandora giggle in the depths of his soul, completely unthreatening.
Compared to Pandora, Lu Guan thinks that this female goblin Diana is good. Although he looks a little ugly, a little shorter, and has rough skin...
Lu Guan followed Diana into the underground cave of the goblin, and he was originally worried about his height. But as he followed Diana and his party through the dwarf, crawlable cavern, he was amazed by the goblins' underground kingdom.
Nearly the entire mountain was hollowed out, and the goblins built thread-like stairs around the walls, which were carved out into small caves side by side, for the goblins to live in, store food, weapons, ore, and so on.
In the dark cave, Lu Guan could only rely on torches to roughly understand the situation inside the entire cave, but the goblins didn't like torches, so the few poor torches could not allow Lu Guan to fully appreciate the size of this cave.
"I'm sorry, we don't have a place for you to stay, I'm afraid you'll need to crawl in the hall to sleep. Diana was a little embarrassed, and it was a bit rude to treat her guests like this.
Lu Guan didn't care, anyway, he decided to hide here first, it's easy to sleep or something, just have a place. The main thing is to eat!
The goblin food is not entirely suitable for human consumption, and Lu Guan can only eat pickled jerky, as well as drink some water and fruits.
His appetite is several goblins, but it seems that Diana has a better reputation here, and there are no goblins to care.
"Why do you only eat fruit?"
"Ah, this...we...goblins can eat any kind of food, I just prefer to eat fruit. ”
"Oh, that's right. ”
Lu Guan felt strange, these goblins ate meat and drank a lot, and they didn't see anyone who liked to eat fruits? Could it be that this thing around them is a mutant variety?
Of course, he didn't think there was anything wrong with it. When they were on earth, some people loved meat, some people liked vegetables, some people didn't like meat, and some people insisted on vegetarianism.
"Do you want to eat?"
Diana grabbed a small fiery red fruit and handed it to Lu Guan and asked.
"It's good that it's dark. Lu Guan was glad that if Diana was an innocent little Lori, he took it with drooling on the cliff, but when he thought of the appearance of this goods, Lu Guan had no passion.
However, Diana's innocent personality made him feel that this was the girl with the best personality he had met since he came to the Divine Domain (the female goblin is also considered a mother, and she is not married yet, so she is also a girl...!!).
If this kind of girl is placed on the earth, her family is also very ordinary, as long as she looks passable, Lu Guan will never give up pursuing her.
Pity...
As the famous saying goes, there is no if in history, and the experience of looking at the earth is already history!
Taking the fruit, Lu Guan tried his best to ignore the appearance of the female goblin Diana, and took a bite on the fruit, and suddenly the bitter juice of the fruit submerged Lu Guan.
"Ahem. ”
Lu Guan tried hard to swallow the fruit into his stomach, and this bitterness made his eyes almost fall out.
"What's wrong?"
"Ahem, nothing, nothing. ”
Lu Guan held back his tears, to be honest, he really doubted that this female goblin was on purpose? This fruit was so unpalatable, but she pretended to be innocent and handed it to him for him to eat, obviously teasing him!
Anyway, the little affection he had just had for this seemingly innocent female goblin disappeared in an instant, and he was really drunk.
"Okay, is it delicious?"
Diana lowered her head and asked shyly.
"Uh...good, delicious, very tasty. ”
Lu Guan was stunned for a moment, and replied sweating profusely.
The bitterness just now made his stomach still roll now, and he even felt that the breath rising from his esophagus still had a hint of bitterness.
However, whether it's pretended or real, he can't say it's unpalatable anyway. In case it is unpalatable, and the other party says that you don't know the good people and get angry, he will finish the game.
"Really?"
Diana seemed to be very happy, and leaned over to Lu Guan's side and asked excitedly.
“...”
Lu Guan felt something approaching next to his thighs, and when he heard Diana's voice approaching, he couldn't help but want to retreat. But in the end, I forcibly endured this behavior, and where could I retreat if I retreated?
Stubbornly, Lu Guan replied, "I, I think it's delicious." ”
"Great!"
Diana, the female goblin, cheered, and heard only the sound of da-da-da, and the female goblin seemed to run out with the fruit.
Lu Guan was confused, and he didn't know what this thing was doing?
After eating and drinking, Lu Guan fell asleep and gradually fell asleep under the rock wall. In his sleep, he faintly heard a low sob, and then felt a little warmth in his arms.
The goblin's cave was a little cool at night, and Lu Guan instinctively kept this warmth and continued to swim in his dream of returning to Earth.
Everything in the dream was like a world away, until everything on earth gradually moved away from his eyes, little by little in front of his eyes, and finally disappeared...
"Don't, don't go!"
Thump!
Lu Guan woke up suddenly, and then he realized that there was the female goblin sitting next to him. A chill hits my heart, should it be...
"You, you, are you alright?"
Diana, the female goblin, spoke in a voice full of concern, with a hint of shyness in it.
This made Lu Guan feel cold, and asked in a trembling voice: "That, Nana, why are you here?"
I saw that the female goblin Diana was very shy, and whispered: "Yesterday, I, I have been here all along..."
Bang!
Lu Guan felt that his head exploded instantly, he wanted to cry without tears, and the chastity he had kept for a lifetime was in vain, thinking of this, Lu Guan almost cried bitterly.
"Why am I so unlucky? everyone else is a princess and a beautiful woman after crossing over, but when I come, I can only conquer wild beasts and ugly goblins..."
Using Pandora to look at Diana's emotions, Lu Guan almost collapsed, and he had a good impression of 51?! This Nima, from yesterday was only 10, but after a night, it rose to 51?
You say, what else could have happened this night?
"Could it be that goblins like to use force?" Lu Guan was pitiful, thinking of Pandora, who lived in the depths of his soul, and wanted to ask about the exact situation.
Who knows, Pandora thought about it, and bluntly admitted that Lu Guan slept with this female goblin all night yesterday, and he still hugged people, saying that he should not leave or something...
Thinking of his dream last night, as well as the warmth in his arms, Lu Guan felt that his stomach was tumbling. He hadn't paid attention to it last night, and he had slept with his pillow every night when he was on Earth, and he was used to having something in his arms.
"Mistake, this is simply a bloody case caused by a pillow!!"
Just when Lu Guan was so frustrated that he almost didn't find a piece of tofu and crashed to death, suddenly a goblin with a cuirass on his chest ran over in a panic.
“&×&%¥#¥#%¥#...”
Lu Guan couldn't understand what the thing was saying, but the thing wasn't talking to him, but to Diana anxiously talking about something, and kept pointing behind him, at the entrance of the cave.
"How so?"
Diana exclaimed, Diana turned her head and said anxiously to Lu Guan: "That...you get out of here quickly." ”
"What's going on?"
Lu Guan looked at the anxious Diana in surprise, not knowing what was going on.
"Goblins are coming in soon!"
"What?" Lu Guan can't care about his chastity, and now he has to face the problem of life and death!