Chapter 123: Judge the Judge with Beauty

Wen Tianshu was dumbfounded when he heard this, and almost didn't squirt out his saliva, obedient my mother, these ordinary vegetables and fruits are actually worth a thousand taels of silver, it's too exaggerated, hehe, when you meet such a wronged leader, who will you slaughter if you don't kill you?

However, Tianshu is not the one who is in charge after all, so he immediately stabbed Sanzang, pretended to be nonchalant and said softly: "Master, the price offered by the county lord of Yunyang is just right, shall we sell it or not?"

Not wanting this ordinary melon and fruit to be sold for a sky-high price of 1,000 taels, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but be secretly frightened, but he didn't dare to answer because he was a male voice as soon as he opened his mouth, and he was so anxious that he forgot how to respond.

Seeing his expression, the county lord of Yunyang only refused to sell, snorted coldly, and continued to increase the price: "What, don't you think this county lord is not sincere, okay, then add another thousand taels, you should sell it, right?"

It's worth two thousand taels, Tang Sanzang was so excited that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was panting in his mouth, but he still couldn't answer.

The county lord of Yunyang was a little anxious, gritted his teeth and continued to increase the price: "Okay, I'm very good at doing business, but the things that the county lord wants have never been able to get it, and the price will be increased by another thousand taels, will you sell it or not?"

Three thousand taels, Tang Sanzang's face was a little flushed, his body trembled slightly, he clenched his teeth, and did not speak.

Seeing the murderous aura on the face of the county lord of Yunyang, Wen Tianshu reacted and giggled: "Your Royal Highness the county lord, don't misunderstand, my master is born dumb and can't speak, you see the fuss just now, have you ever heard him say a word?" Master, it seems that the county lord sincerely wants to buy it, if you want to agree, just nod." ”

Tang Sanzang woke up like a dream, nodded busily, and the county lord of Yunyang sneered, and immediately threw off three thousand taels of silver tickets, beckoning the guards to hold melons and fruits. Sun Wukong was old and sophisticated, and the monkey eyes turned around and bowed and said: "Your Royal Highness the county lord, the little ones come from far away from the eastern land, and they have always only recognized silver, not silver tickets." ”

The county lord of Yunyang raised his eyebrows, and said impatiently: "It's really troublesome, this county lord doesn't have so many silver taels on him, can I give it to you when I go back to the mansion?" Yo, I really didn't see it if I didn't look closely, your little girl looked like a flower and a moon, falling out of the dust, and went into the imperial city with the county lord to meet Her Majesty, and after the three halls of the exam, I will definitely be able to give you a position above Dazai." ”

Wen Tianshu said this like falling into the fog, and he smiled and declined: "His Royal Highness the county lord said that he was joking, the little woman is just a rough understanding of literature and ink, how can she pass the three halls of the test, Hugh is going to torture me." ”

As soon as the words came out, the women around them all laughed, shook their heads and said: "The nobles don't know, our daughter's national election official doesn't use pen and ink, the so-called three halls test is to measure your measurements, evaluate your appearance, and if you reach a certain standard, you will be given the corresponding official position, like a noble person is so beautiful, even if the official worships the prime minister, it is not too much." ”

"Although I heard the old lady who supported the boat say this, she only thought that she was deliberately making it up and made us laugh, and she didn't take it to heart. I don't want my daughter country to really judge officials by their beauty and ugliness, it's really interesting, if you compare your appearance alone, among the Three Realms, I Wen Tianshu thinks that I won't lose to anyone, even if I am the king of your daughter country, it is more than enough. Wen Tianshu suddenly realized, and he was in high spirits at the moment, and said proudly.

When everyone present heard this, they all changed color, and lowered their voices and said: "Don't say such head-killing words, there is no woman in the world who can compare to Her Majesty the Queen, don't take your own humiliation and miss your good future." ”

Knowing that he was too carried away, Wen Tianshu was embarrassed, and changed the topic: "Then why do you want to judge officials by the beauty and ugliness of their appearance, and you can't rely on talent and wisdom to be an official?"

The county lord of Yunyang laughed, waved his hand and said, "Xiao Nizi is not from here, so naturally she doesn't know the national conditions of my daughter's country. As the old saying goes, a woman's lack of talent is virtue, and the greatest talent of a woman is her appearance. In addition, my Xiliang daughter country relies on the river water of the son and mother to continue the heirs, asexual reproduction, and the quality of the product cannot be well guaranteed, and most of the biological mothers are more beautiful, and the daughters born are also relatively beautiful, high-ranking officials, and are prosperous and wealthy, which is the extremely helpless measures taken by our Xiliang daughter country to protect the scarce resources of beautiful women. Otherwise, in another hundred and eighty years, the city will be full of yellow-faced women, but it is the last thing the people in the world want to see. ”

However, there are also many hidden secrets in this, the so-called soldier dies for his confidant, women love their own appearance, and women love beauty, probably in order to attract the attention of excellent men and pass on their beauty genes to future generations more perfectly. Because there are no men, such a principle seems to be inaccessible in my Xiliang daughter country. In fact, it is not necessarily, the sixth ancestor of the founding of the country was a group of women who were abandoned by men, and came to the west bank of the desolate Tongtian River to expand their territory and multiply. Because he hated men, the ancestors made a curse in front of the Buddha, asking the women in the country not to leave the country of their daughters and come into contact with ugly men in the outside world. On the other hand, if a man comes, he will capture and kill him, and make his flesh and bones into sachets to intimidate the Quartet. In this way, it can ensure that the people of the daughter country will not be spurned and hurt by men for generations, and they will not have to worry about fighting for the mercy of the unfortunate man for a moment, competing for favor and flattery, and crying sadly. ”

"Although the ancestors' ideas are good, they seem to have miraculously opened up the Zimu River for me to continue the incense, but they really underestimated the physiological needs of women, the feeling of being admired and loved by men, although it only exists in myths and legends, but it makes countless generations of women fascinated and envious, although they have the heart to leave their daughter's country to find men, they have no choice but to face the 800-mile Tongtian River in the east, and the 600-mile snow-capped mountain in the west, the road is difficult and dangerous, and it is difficult to travel. But there are still a large number of women who can't bear the inner torment and take risks to find their own happiness. However, no one can bear the curse set by the ancestors in front of the Buddha, and the resentment of the spell is so powerful and terrifying, it is really intimidating to talk about it. ”

"However, the wisdom of women is great and selfless, and after countless generations of unremitting exploration and hard work, the Buddha finally made it clear that as long as a woman in our country can successfully give birth to a male baby, then such a curse will be broken. Having said that, all women in our country are women, and it is impossible to give birth to a baby boy by eating the water of the Zimu River. However, a Zai a few generations ago was quite really, and after thinking and meditating, he came up with some experiences, in fact, the key to the problem is still in the man, the people of our daughter country are afraid of the power of the spell, and they are not allowed to leave the daughter country, but the people from the outside world are not restricted by the curse, and they can freely enter and leave the daughter country, as long as there is a man in the country, and the yin and yang of our people can be reconciled, maybe they can give birth to a baby boy and break the curse. ”

As soon as this statement came out, the whole country was jubilant, knowing that although there were no men in our country, there would be occasional fishing boats on the Tongtian River, and we only needed to choose beautiful women to stand on the river bank to greet them, and I believed that those lustful men would not be able to resist the temptation, so they would take the initiative to come to the shore. ”

So Her Majesty sent an edict to the whole country to select beautiful women and recruit men on the west bank of the Tongtian River. After several years of hard work, after changing several waves of beauties, a fishing boat watched for a long time and landed in the daughter country. There were more than a dozen young men on the boat, all of them burly, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, showing masculinity. It's a shame to say that the middle school woman has been abstinent for too long, and she has nowhere to vent, and suddenly she saw these many men, and suddenly the crowd surged, rushing onto the fishing boat like a wasp that had exploded its nest and snatched the man down. There are many people on our side, full of blood, and the spirit runs through Changhong, so they hug up, how can those men parry, there are as many as five people who were trampled to death on the spot, and the remaining six or seven were stripped of their pants in front of the public, and the three people who died of fear were exhausted and broke two, and the remaining one saw that the situation was not good, and actually took advantage of the chaos to open the crowd, and a fierce man plunged into the water and swam out, and the ancestors couldn't catch up, so he escaped. ”

At this point, the county lord of Yunyang continued with regret on his face: "Her Majesty the Queen was furious when she heard the news, and she had no choice but to implicate the Taizhong, and it was inconvenient to torture them, so she had to order those men to be buried alive, and the matter was over. It was really infuriating that after waiting for several more months, the people who were fortunate enough to have sex with the man did not move and did not come out of anything. After that, the ancestors stood on the bank of the river and watched, and even if a fishing boat approached, they all avoided it from a distance, and there was no lander. I think that the diving escaper was lucky enough to return to the other side of the river, and warned everyone not to approach the daughter country, so that no man in my daughter country dared to land again, and there was no way to break the curse of the ancestors, so he was really to blame. ”

However, this case has become historical evidence, and women always look forward to the return of a man to have sex with the women of the country, give birth to a male baby, and break the curse, so that the beautiful woman can be noble, and the custom of judging officials by beauty and ugliness has continued to this day. ”