Chapter 122: Crowd Sentiment
The county lord of Yunyang has always been pampered and commanding, where has he suffered such humiliation, his face is red for a while and white for a while, his willow eyebrows are upside down, and his phoenix eyes are angry. But after all, she came from an official family, so she was not good at attacking in public, so she was full of anger under the pressure at the moment, and said with a smile: "This master's bid is too high, and it is really beyond the scope that Yunyang can bear." The lord of this county really likes this horse, so let's take a step back and I will use the harvest of ten thousand households to buy this horse. It's not that the lord of this county boasts, and he has been blessed by his ancestors, but my food in Yunyang is the anointed land of the daughter country, and the harvest of only one year is enough for you to use for a hundred lifetimes, is it worth it?"
As soon as the words came out, all the people were overwhelmed, shocked, and some people were stunned, screaming loudly, Mom, this nun is stupid, but the county lord of Yunyang has also lost his mind, and he actually wants to use the harvest of ten years of her ten thousand households to buy a white horse.
Seeing that the people were talking about it, the county lord of Yunyang couldn't hold back a little on his face, his apricot eyebrows were upside down, and he shouted: "Shut up, how can the intentions of the county lord be speculated by the small people? Are you really crazy when you are the lord of this county, take the harvest of ten thousand households to exchange for an ordinary horse, and you go to the crotch of this white horse to see, it is a real male horse." ”
These words were like a thunderclap in the flat ground, and the people opened their apricot eyes one by one, and said in a lost voice: "Stallion, how is this possible?" Your Royal Highness the county lord, you won't be blind, we are the daughter of Xiliang, since the founding of the country, there has only been a mother, but where did the stallion come from?"
The county lord of Yunyang sneered, and said with disdain: "Bastard, the county lord is born in a horse breed, what kind of horse has not been seen, how can he still be mistaken? It is said that my country does not produce stallions, this is very easy to explain, looking at the behavior of these three people, nine times out of ten are foreign figures." If you don't believe it, go to the crotch of the horse and look at it, it must be so majestic that you can see it in the curtain of the main banner of the county, but don't shake the rat's eyes that you are waiting for. ”
"Oh, if that's the case, then the ten years of harvest of these 10,000 households are worth it. Come on, come on, and after we have seen it, we will know whether the facts are true or false. The words of the county lord of Yunyang were indeed a little inflammatory, and the people looked back at the three of them carefully, they really didn't look like their own people, and they didn't believe it in their hearts, and the crowd was surging at the moment, scrambling to see the male under the white horse.
Seeing the crowd rushing to the side, the Sanzang master and apprentice were shocked, and did not feel secretly bitter, it seems that we really underestimated the **** that the people of the daughter country have been suppressed for thousands of years, and they are so eager that they don't even let go of a white horse, if they see the male under Ao Bai, what shocking behavior can they do under the madness, it is really unimaginable.
The three of them tried their best to shield everyone's sight with their bodies, but the contrast in numbers was too great, covering this side, but not that side. An older young woman saw it clearly, and was petrified on the spot, and she was stunned for a long time and actually cried: "Twenty-five years, I have lived for twenty-five years, and I have never seen such a beautiful thing. ”
As soon as these words came out, it was like a shot in the arm for everyone, some of them were anxious and even their eyes were red, and they squeezed forward desperately, but the people who were squeezed next to them were willing to let go, and seeing that they were squeezed to the back, they secretly made a trip, knocked down the front, and stepped on the person directly with a ruthless heart. The tripped ones refused to rest, and suddenly the old fists faced each other, tearing together, and for a while, fires broke out in many places, and instead of chasing stars, they started hand-to-hand combat.
However, in just a few minutes, the order on the street was chaotic, people crowded, people pushed people, people stepped on people, regardless of the dignity and lowliness, they wanted to have a sneak peek of this rare male thing for thousands of years, but they squeezed the Yunyang county lord and his party to the side, so anxious that the Yunyang county lord jumped to his feet again and again, and scolded loudly: "It's the opposite, these people don't want to die, this is the main thing that the county buys, how can you get involved, stop quickly, is it really dead?"
At that time, the scene was too chaotic, the noise was noisy, the fists and feet were eyeless, and the county lord of Yunyang was lonely and could not scream, so he had to ask the guards to open the way for her, but the guards were too busy to take care of themselves, and they had to free up their hands to relieve her.
Sanzang's master and apprentice were at the center of the storm, and Ao Bai failed to break out of the encirclement, but dropped the package on his back to the ground, and rolled to the ground with a grunt.
Wen Tianshu was hit by the crazy crowd and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he groaned in pain: "Senior brother, you should quickly think of a way, if we continue like this, we will be trampled to death if we are not squeezed to death." ”
Sun Wukong nodded, and suddenly made several qi walls to block the people in front of him, and the people were still fighting for themselves, and they were forced to take a few steps before they could stabilize their figures.
The monkey breathed a sigh of relief and shouted loudly: "Everyone misunderstood, this is an emasculated rammer, and there is no ****, I am afraid you are mistaken." ”
Although it was blocked by the air wall, the voice could still be heard, and a few women couldn't bear it anymore and jumped out and said: "Nonsense, let's see that words are real, how can it be false?"
Wukong smiled and arched his hand: "Everyone misunderstood, it was a poor nun who had nothing to do, hanging copper coins on the horse's belly to play, trying to be auspicious, I don't want to cause such a big sensation, I'm really sorry." ”
The people still didn't believe it, and clenched their fists and shouted: "Nonsense, how can you tell if it is copper coins or words, are we fools?
Ao Bai was so frightened that his face was like earth, he pouted his hooves, almost didn't speak, and protested loudly, and said in his heart, Senior Brother, you should think of a way, I can't stand so many people, and I haven't been squeezed into a horse raw?
Sun Wukong smiled, made a trick to touch Ao Bai's body, pulled out a string of copper coins, and spread around: "Everyone, please see, isn't it just a string of copper coins, it was put on by the poor nun himself, can there be a fake?"
The people are mortals with the naked eye, how to recognize the monkey's tricks, come forward to see, this Huang Chengcheng was stunned, isn't it a string of copper coins, and then look at the crotch of the horse, there is nothing empty, and they can't help but be puzzled, and ask each other: "Sister, don't you say that you can see it really, why did the majestic **** suddenly change to a string of copper coins, it doesn't make sense." ”
The one who was asked was embarrassed and said: "Xu is Fang was too excited, and he only looked at it roughly, only to see that the thing was huge, straight and straight, very majestic, but I heard everyone say that it is a male thing, and I also think it is true." In fact, to put it in detail, I have been in the country for almost 30 years, and all I have seen are some daughters' families. Now that I think about it, it is indeed similar to this copper coin, but I am dazzled, coupled with my preconceived ideas, and I have made a mistake in judgment. ”
The people talked about it, the more it was talked about, the more vague the previous impression became, and gradually reached an agreement, it turned out that what made everyone turn their backs and old fists against each other was this string of small copper coins.
At this time, the county lord of Yunyang, who was squeezed out of the periphery, limped forward with the support of several guards, the scene at that time was too chaotic, although the county lord of Yunyang was noble, but it was inevitable that he would be affected by the pond fish, and his hair was squeezed into chaos, and the beads and hairpins also fell off, and a pair of cloth shoes embroidered with beads were full of shoe prints, which was really enough to choke. Hearing that the male thing he saw was just a string of copper coins, the lord of Yunyang felt that he had lost face and was very angry at the same time, he had the heart to cure the sins of a few people and was afraid that it would be too widely implicated and cause public resentment, so he had to endure himself, and his mood was extremely bad.
Not to mention that the county lord of Yunyang was full of displeasure, but said that the melons, fruits and vegetables that were squeezed to the ground by the crowd were all over the ground, and few people had the heart to pay attention to it, a little girl who came to see the excitement picked up a big Ya pear boy and looked at it carefully for a long time, but she didn't recognize it, she couldn't help the temptation of the fruit, took a bite gently, and pulled the woman around thirty years old next to her and said: "Auntie, this thing is delicious, you also come to eat a bite, but I don't know what it's called?"
Hearing this, the hearts of everyone around him warmed, so they all turned their heads to look, but saw the little girl holding a gourd-shaped fruit in her hand, and the fragrance of fruit wafting from the watery water. Only then did everyone come to their senses, and they held the melons, fruits, and vegetables that rolled to the ground in one place, and surrounded them for a long time to identify them, but most of them didn't recognize them.
Women are fickle animals, both fresh and lively to see, they have already thrown the unhappiness of Fang Cai out of the clouds, and they have pointed to the melons and fruits shamelessly and asked: "Mrs. Shi, Mrs. Shi, what is this, where did you bring it, can you eat it?"
Seeing that the crisis was resolved, Sun Wukong breathed a long sigh of relief, pretending to be an old pedant and pointed: "Well, this long one is a cucumber, you can eat it raw and cooked, the red one is a carrot, and the yellow one is a pumpkin, why, these ordinary vegetables and fruits, don't your daughter country produce them?"
"We have a lot of fruits and vegetables, from orange durian to green vegetables and radish, but I have never seen anything so strange. I think you brought it from afar, and unlike our breed, it was an eye-opener for us. The people nodded their heads and answered.
The county lord of Yunyang, who was originally in a very bad mood, was overjoyed when he saw this, and one of them jumped forward, hugged the pile of melons and fruits and laughed: "Wonderful, wonderful, I said that I would have good luck this time, and it was true." My Majesty has always been fond of kitsch and lewd things, and if the lord of this county offers these strange melons and fruits, he will surely win the dragon's face, and maybe he will give me some reward. Mrs. Shi, the county lord wants all these melons, fruits and vegetables, and the price is 1,000 taels, I don't know if you are willing to sell them?"