Chapter 135: The Mountains and Forests Are Unearthed
The mustachioed boss threatened him beside him: "Hurry up and take out the gold, my two friends have seen a life in the hands of blood, don't you want to live?"
"I, I'll give, give it to you. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "Bai Xiaomeng just wants to get out of the knife, it's too sharp, woo I miss my mother."
Bai Xiaomeng threw down the gold and turned around and fled, the little gangster's hand holding the knife couldn't keep up with its speed at all, and there was no one in front of him, "This kid is running so fast...."The gangsters looked at each other, they quickly forgot that the little fat man was far faster than Liu Xiang, and stared at the gold on the ground and drooled.
"Mine, it's mine!"
"No, it's mine, you can't rob me!"
The mustachioed boss was anxious, "Didn't we say that it was okay? five and five accounts, you two split half, no, it's fifty percent, it's not right, it's five points, I have nine to nine," his eyes suddenly turned green, "It's all mine!"
The strange thing is that they didn't notice each other's weirdness, they took out knives and scuffled with each other, and the tricks were vicious and fatal, but the knives were a little bit off in the past, and the three of them were covered in blood and wounds everywhere, but there were no fatal injuries.
"Strange, it should be here, Xiao Lizi, you really didn't take the wrong way?"
"I'm sure I'm right, but there's no way..."
Liu Ruohai and the criminal policeman Xiao Li touched the corner of the alley, originally on vacation, but Xiao Li saw someone entering the alley with a knife, and hurriedly pulled Liu Ruohai over, but no matter how you look at it, this is a dead end, and you can't hide people at all. They looked left and right on the side of the thugs, but they didn't see the thugs moaning on the ground, "Is this kid?" Lin Zixia's left hand pressed on the wrist of her right hand, and the colorful bell no longer swayed, and the wisps were very blurry, and if you didn't listen carefully, the sound that could not be heard suddenly disappeared, Liu Ruohai only felt a flower in front of him, "Haha here!" The handcuffs cuffed the nearest mustachioed boss.
"There's another one here!" Detective Xiao Li jumped over and grabbed the little fat man hiding in the corner.
"Woo don't kill me, I've already given you the gold!" Bai Xiaomeng didn't want to come back, but if there is no gold, she will be hungry, and she is still a monster. "I'm a monster, I'm very powerful, I'm not afraid of people, I'm not afraid of people. "I secretly came back with a chatter, but I didn't know what was going on and was handcuffed, looking at the black muzzle, Mamma Mia, this is more scary than a knife!
"The gold is given to you, it's all for you, don't kill Xiaomeng!" shouted in his mouth.
"It seems to be a victim?" Liu Ruohai handcuffed the three criminals together and came over while making a phone call, "Xiao Li, don't scare people, this seems to be a victim." ”
"It just doesn't seem to be true. Xiao Li is the criminal policeman who was knocked out by the bloody tooth, he was so nervous that he sweated when he saw the blood on the ground, and he was afraid of the well rope after being bitten by a snake for ten years, he was really afraid that the little fat man would not be able to hide it and give him a kick.
"Hey, hey, don't be nervous, he doesn't look like a criminal, I'll ask him. ”
Liu Ruohai pressed down Xiao Li's muzzle and smiled at Bai Xiaomeng, "We are police, you don't have to be afraid, tell me what is going on." ”
Policeman? Bai Xiaomeng trembled again, is this more terrible than a knife? Xiao Li saw that his heart was weak and cold again, and he raised his gun and pointed it at him and shouted: "Take out your ID card, why are you here? What are you doing here? Why are you afraid when you see the police? Confess honestly, confess, be lenient and resist strictly!"
"Oh, ID card. As an innocent mountain and forest monster, Bai Xiaomeng still has an ID card, so he hurriedly took it out and presented it, "This is my ID card, I came here to sell gold, I have no money, woo I'm hungry, I just want to sell gold to eat." ”
Liu Ruohai took his ID card and looked at him, looking up and down: "Shanzhige Village, a certain town in a certain county in Tianhai City, I'll go, do we have this village in Tianhai City? ”
"I don't know, it should be a small village in the middle of nowhere, right?"
"Ang, yes, it's a small mountain village, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, what are you here for? Looking for a monster? I'm going to be sent to a mental hospital." Bai Xiaomeng had a flash of inspiration, "I'm here to defect to relatives, yes, to relatives." ”
"Where did you get such a big piece of gold?" asked the criminal policeman Xiao Li sharply, unaware that he was asking about a monster.
The monster didn't have the consciousness of being a monster, and was frightened by Xiao Lizi's cold face, "I..." remembered what a certain old-timer said: Good things are all ancestral, don't say that they were picked up outside, then they have to be handed over. "I was ancestral, and I brought it with me when I went to my relatives. "This is what someone taught him to deal with the king, and he didn't expect it to be just right here.
"Ancestral?" Xiao Li Zi was full of doubts.
"My country's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, the mountains and forests are unearthed. Liu Ruohai didn't care at all, and patted the shoulder of the criminal policeman Xiao Li, "It's clear when you go back to check, you don't need to care about this, haha you still want to help the village chief issue a pennant plus a bonus of 500 yuan? Haha is heirloom, it must be ancestral!"
So a certain monster and the ancestral big gold nugget were brought to the criminal police team, and a few phone calls went out, and the mountain song village proved Bai Xiaomeng's identity, and by the way, he proved his ancestral big gold nugget.
"I didn't expect the village chief of that small mountain village to be a beauty..."Liu Ruohai's eyes lit up.
"How do you know it's a beauty?"
"Listening to the voice is a beauty, I don't care, she is a beauty!" Liu Ruohai was always very presumptuous when Li Nanshuang was away.
"Well, it's a beauty. Xiao Lizi ran out and went on vacation.
The next thing is simple, after recording the confession, Bai Xiaomeng was taken out by Liu Ruohai, halfway Liu Ruohai seemed to inadvertently ask why he was afraid of the police, this is their practice, there are really many hidden bad guys who have been singled out, Bai Xiaomeng was so frightened that he sweated, "The police are so scary, I know Agu, he is the most terrifying." ”
Liu Ruohai was excited all of a sudden, "That traffic policeman, what's so terrible about him?" Big fish, the eldest sister is obsessed with Agu, although the relationship seems to have improved a little, but catch something...
"Well, he's horrible. Bai Xiaomeng had palpitations.
"Did he do bad things, kill people and set fires, rob houses?"
"Nope. ”
Liu Ruohai was a little disappointed, "That's when he hit you?"
"No, there isn't. ”
"Then what bad things did he do?" Liu Ruohai looked very disappointed, forget it, the big fish is estimated to be gone, and the small shrimp is fine, looking at Bai Xiaomeng with anticipation.
Bai Xiaomeng looked frightened, "He, woo he... He freaked me out!"
Your sister, it's okay to be scared and not break the law, and people don't scare you to death. Liu Ruohai really wanted to kick the little fat man out, thinking about this poor little fat man's 'powerlessness', 'weak body', 'unrelated' and a little soft-hearted, "Forget which relative you want to find, I'll help you find it, just do a good deed." ”
Bai Xiaomeng can't wait to give herself a big mouth.
"No, no need!"
"It's okay, be a good person and do good deeds. ”
"Not really!"
"Why do you look down on me?" Liu Ruohai glared at the big eyes, and grabbed Bai Xiaomeng's neck, "You can relax, there is no one I can't find in this acre and three points of land, if you don't want to go, or if you have to, must, must repay me, introduce your village chief to me?"
"No!
Bai Xiaomeng almost wanted to cry, could it be difficult to find a monster as a relative? This is terrible, and he introduced the king to him.... It's unimaginably beautiful!
One person and one demon walked out of the criminal police team, and as soon as he went out, he found that the people on the street were looking east, Liu Ruohai hurriedly went over to join in the fun, and his eyes were straight at this glance, "Beauty, peerless beauty!"
"It's... Almost... Dozens of years old, right?"
What is the answer? Liu Ruohai almost planted his head on the ground, and looked at Bai Xiaomeng viciously, "Let me ask you how old your village chief is, is he older than me or smaller than me, can he line me?"
This is a good answer, "It's bigger than you!" And it's a lot bigger, okay!"It's not like you!" "Just your idea of wanting to beat the king? Are you too long?"
"That's good. ”
Liu Ruohai threw him down and ran forward, the village chief didn't want to line me, I must be lined, beauty! Monster! Beautiful enough to bubble and beautiful to not like a human being, are you married? Do you have a boyfriend?--Liu Ruohai had a lot of questions in his heart, but he stopped after rushing a few steps, hesitating and afraid... Is the woman on the other side really what he can afford to deserve?
Xiangche, beauty - Xiangche is okay, although it is a BMW luxury car of millions, but he has caught a dozen rich people, so he doesn't care about this, but the woman in front of him is really beautiful to the heartbreak, and his stubborn temperament makes him unable to suspect that this is a little three, he only thinks that this woman is a strong, persistent, and peerless woman who will never regret it if he recognizes it.
Although his appearance is not like a fairy, with this temperament, he is very sure that even the legendary Chang'e is three points inferior to her...
"Let's talk about the village chief. Liu Ruohai went back more determined than when he ran over.
Bai Xiaomeng: "...."
"Little Meng. Lin Zixia waved her hand in a friendly manner.
"Do you know her?" Liu Ruohai felt that the sky was blue, the grass was green, and good people really had good rewards.
Bai Xiaomeng's face was full of confusion.
Lin Zixia walked over lightly, and the chic high-heeled shoes knocked on the stone pavement with a clattering sound, Liu Ruohai also felt that it was knocked on his heart, "To hell with any village chief! By the way, I'm Liu Ruohai, beauty, how much do you call? Add a WeChat? Xiaomeng is such a simple person who is easy to get hurt, I will protect him. ”
"Thank you. Lin Zixia shook his hand.
Liu Ruohai was so happy that he was about to fly, he hadn't washed his hands for a month, he pulled Bai Xiaomeng over with a smile, "He wants to sell gold, I know a good channel, although he doesn't have a certificate, but of course the ancestral ones can be sold, why don't we go over?"
Lin Zixia was polite, "This kid is too stubborn, I don't lack money for him to spend, but he always wants to be self-reliant, in fact, it's okay to sell it, trouble Mr. Liu." ”
"No hassle, no hassle. Liu Ruohai thought to himself, this is definitely not troublesome!
Selling the gold in a certain place, Lin Zixia took Bai Xiaomeng away, during which she ignored Liu Ruohai and secretly sent Qiubo N times, showing that the carriage and horse refused countless times, Liu Ruohai still did not relent, and did not regret it, he stood at the door of the criminal police team and watched the BMW go away, like a boulder in the mountains looking far away.
Li Nanshuang happened to see it, "Hey, Wangfu Stone?"
"Captain, I'm in love. Liu Ruohai affectionately, "I want to work hard! I want to pursue her!"
"yes, that's good. ”
"You also support me?" Liu Ruohai grabbed her hand excitedly.
"I stand by your faith. Li Nanshuang glanced at the luxury car that turned the corner, "Work hard, come on, and chase if you like." ”
"Good!"
"I can't catch up anyway. ”
........
"This house is good, I bought it for you on my own initiative, it cost 920,000, and now I will pay it back. ”
Bai Xiaomeng obediently paid for it.
"If you stay forever, forget it, if you leave Tianhai City, the house will be mine, what I want to do is my business... Don't be dissatisfied, why do you think those thugs are fighting on their own? This is my labor fee. ”
Bai Xiaomeng shuddered and nodded obediently.
"Also... In front of ordinary people, your identity is my relative, but not in Agu, don't think I can help you deal with him. ”
This is unthinkable, Bai Xiaomeng nodded deeply.
"Being robbed by ordinary people, you are really a shame for the monster. ”
Bai Xiaomeng nodded humiliatingly.
"Okay, that's all, by the way, Agu will live upstairs from you. ”
Bai Xiaomeng: "..."Oh my God, let me die!"
........
"Agu's side has already finished dealing with the matter of Emperor Flowing Pulp, you are still grinding, how can there be such a big gap between the students who came out of the batch? Do you have the face to say that you are mixed with others? Have the face to say that you are the chief and second seat, or the special three seats? It must be dealt with within three days, and there can be no more chaos!"
The East China Police Department issued an ultimatum, and also let Liwang Youyou and them know about the affairs of Tianhai City, and countless phone calls came, expressing their deep 'blessings' and 'condolences' for Agu's high-speed and fast-paced handling methods, Agu didn't seem to hear the sound of gritting his teeth on the other side, and passed with a smile.
"Come on. ”
"Work hard. ”
"Well, I'm done, I'm tired. ”
"It's definitely up to you, if you doubt it, then learn. ”
Ka Ca took a 'family photo' group sent, Agu can almost imagine the scene of the King of Power and their tears, they are all masters of more than 100 years of skills, but to say that it is completely impressed by the monsters of a city, it is obviously a little worse. It's different on his side, Mo Xiaopang is a police officer, but he also helps him deal with the duties of the traffic police, and he doesn't treat Mo Xiaopang badly, the ghost doctor and Chen Changsheng are looking for Mo Xiaopang to work, and all the tedious things are handed over, and everyone is happy.
Garfield always wants to ascend to the gods as a mount, although he has not heard of anyone flying up in the day for hundreds of years, but under the premise that he promises to introduce the immortals if he can soar, Garfield is definitely the best thug, and Taoists have no other hobbies, only one: don't disturb Lao Tzu's cultivation of feather ascension.
The reverse can also be said: as long as it is good for Ascension, Garfield will do it.
Hua Qianxue and Ai Dashan are better, unconditional dedication is always lovely, as for Emperor Meow... Ignoring it, while being affectionate to Zhao Miaomiao, he always wanted to catch someone to eat, and he was suspected of the smell of the guy who hit the muzzle.
A third-tier city, a group of big masters, Agu feels that Tianhai has nothing to stump him, except for Liu Ruis...
"Hello, I've been living here since today. "Liu Ru started to move with a big bag, the building rented by Agu is a floor of three households, he occupies one, Bai Angzhi occupies one, Liu Ru carefully investigated the matter of 'Bai Angzhi', especially after in-depth and 'harmonious' exchanges with the Charm Police Inspector, the remaining ordinary family took half a box of antiques and left happily.
"Please take care of it. He raised his chin to Agu and said proudly.
"Please take care of it. He bowed deeply to Bai Angzhi's door.
"This is differential treatment!" Agu expressed his indignation, and at the same time looked deeply at Bai Angzhi, who also raised his chin arrogantly, anyway, you have already seen that something is wrong, if you have the ability, you can ask, and I won't say it if you ask.
Agu smiled and opened the door to reveal the room that had not been cleaned up in the morning.
Bai Angzhi swooped over, "This is not beautiful, this is not in accordance with the rules, this... Agu!" suddenly came back to his senses, "You used me as a part-time worker, didn't you?"
Agu smiled and said, "It's a free part-time job." ”
Liu Ru really wanted to jump from the window, even if he couldn't die...
Just downstairs from them, Bai Xiaomeng was wrapped in a quilt and hid in the corner of the house shivering, "One marsh walked over, two droughts walked over, a terrifying traffic policeman lived upstairs, and there was an unfathomable obsessive-compulsive disorder... Woo woo, a lynx climbs upstairs, a cat demon jumps over, and a mandrill... Mamma Mia, Help, this is a mandrill, a robber mandrill in the mountains and forests!"
Bai Xiaomeng was so frightened that she hadn't left the room for a few days, and took the mobile phone left by Lin Zixia, "By the way, this thing can be called takeout, but how to use it?" It frowned, drew a few circles in the void on its right hand, and pointed at the phone: "Show!" only to hear a bang, the mobile phone exploded into pieces, he looked at the mobile phone parts in his hand blankly, and thought: "Is this even if you order takeout?"
A week later, the hungry panda climbed out of the building.
"How can this be?" Lin Zixia looked at it in surprise, I just haven't been here for a few days.
"Why are you here?" Agu was even more surprised, this is a trouble, but remembering the last time he stumbled in front of the horse, Agu looked at Bai Angzhi's door, at this time, it should be at home, the opportunity for revenge has come! He grabbed Lin Zixia's arm, and grabbed Bai Xiaomeng's collar by the way, "Come and come from afar, you are a guest, if you don't get drunk today, you won't return!"
"Bai Angzhi, there is a lot of good wine there!"
"Woo, I don't want to be a snack!" Bai Xiaomeng cried profusely.
The room was full of smoke and demons dancing, Emperor Meow and Garfield would definitely not let go of the excitement, they with sensitive noses ran over to rub rice, and brought Ning Caier and Xiaoxi together, the two 'cats' grabbed the ball of yarn in their stomachs and began to sell cuteness, Ning Caier drank two cups and fired at the TV, "Haha, I predicted that today's weather forecast is wrong! It's not a sunny day!"
Xiaoxi: "Sister, your prediction is wrong, the weather forecast is very accurate." ”
"You wait!"
Before it got dark, Xiaoxi was poured down, the ghost doctor and Mo Xiaopang ran to the balcony and sang with their arms in their arms, not forgetting to see what the weather was like, "It must be rainy." Ning Cai'er muttered as she lay on the floor of the balcony.
"It's a sunny day!"
Hua Qianxue was poured three bottles of high-purity Wuliangye into it by Liu Ru with her neck broken, and danced an ancient dance in the middle, don't you say it's really beautiful, it looks better when drunk, at this time, it started to rain outside, she showed her two sharp teeth and shouted at the ceiling, and the radius of a hundred meters suddenly became a sunny day, and the moonlight happened to shine over.
The people in the whole building stared blankly at the rain curtain a hundred meters away, and then looked at themselves under the moonlight, "Wow Sai Qijing!" "It's worth it in this life, I can't see the aurora and see this, let's blow it!" The ordinary people in the building were noisy, but it was a pity that they tossed for two days at most, and humans were forgetful, so Agu didn't worry about someone saying monsters or something.
"Drink, drink!" opened more than a dozen bottles of wine in a row, red, white, yellow, green, and Agu also mixed a few glasses of 'Explosive Angel' and happily pushed it to Lin Zixia, which was learned in the joke, and it was very intoxicating.
Lin Zixia took it and shared a cup with one person, leaving her and Bai Angzhi in one breath, Agu squinted his eyes and muttered: "Bai Angzi, good brother, avenge me..."
"Come, let's drink. Bai Angzhi toasted to Lin Zixia.
Cups, bottles, and then buckets, Bai Xiaomeng trembled and pretended to be drunk, and was scratched a few paws by Emperor Meow, who was drunk with woolen balls, and cried out in pain, Lin Zixia's eyes lit up, and her cheeks were red and grabbed him, "There is one more, drink, drink," Yi Hulu drew two cups of the explosion angel and poured it in.
Bai Xiaomeng rolled on the ground and took off the painting skin, hehe smirked.
"Hey, we're left again. Bai Angzhi's drunken eyes were worried.
There was nothing to say all night, no one knew what was going on, Liu Ru opened his sleepy eyes, "Oh my God, I'm actually drunk, I'm Qin Huai Bayan Liu, a thousand cups are not drunk, and ten thousand cups are not poured... Who's next to me?" felt his chest be hot, looked down, and found a claw.
"Agu!" a roar pierced the sky.
For the first time in his life, he suffered a loss, no, he can't say whether he suffered a loss or took advantage, Agu smirked with a panda eye, Liu Ruyes, this is Liu Ruyes... And... He secretly withdrew his other hand.
Lin Zixia woke up faintly, rubbed her eyes, and suddenly froze, "Someone took advantage of me." The immortal's intuition is really sensitive, Agu showed an innocent smile, pointing at Liu Rushi and Hua Qianxue, "It doesn't matter if they sleep next to you and are all women, right?"
"That's right. Lin Zixia put down her doubts.
"Am I drunk? am I drunk?" Bai Angzhi began to doubt his life, grabbing Lin Zixia with excitement on his face, "I haven't met an opponent for a long time, let's continue to drink in the future, good friends, good brothers and sisters! You will be my sister in the future, who dares to bully you and I will kill him!"
"Uh..."Lin Zixia was speechless, are you sure?
Behind the wine table, there are thousands of postures, and the giant panda who rarely drinks is still giggling. Agu looked at this scene with a smile, harmonious and happy, whether it was a human or a monster, living together in a land should be like this, "Let's go, big guy, the sheep soup downstairs is good, I'm in for a treat." ”
"You're in for a treat?
"Impossible, right? Did I hallucinate?"
Everyone expressed disbelief, Agu felt that he should be generous once, and suddenly he was stunned when his mobile phone clicked, and a smile hung on the corner of his mouth.
"That's right, I'm in for a treat. Fingers swiped around, pointed at Bai Xiaomeng and said, "He pays the money." ”