Volume 1_Chapter 14 Burning Noodles (1)
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"Our dear God great, beautiful, pure and kind Abba , your charm has captivated thousands of kind, brave and industrious villagers of Luoyan Village! The kind, brave and kind villagers of Luoyan Village have also deeply and consistently admired our great, beautiful, pure and kind god Abba more and more strongly! And who will have the honor to express this deep, consistent and strong love on behalf of our kind, brave and industrious villagers of Luoyan Village tonight?" Let us warmly welcome and welcome again the great, amorous, innocent, handsome, invincible, harmless, chic, endless, and supreme !!poet Mr. Elison, known as the 'seed of love poetry' and 'the sun umbrella of love', to publish his amorous, lingering, warm, fleshy, invincible, invincible, unprecedented, untouchable, unprecedented, unprecedented, untouchable, untouchable, unprecedented, untouchable, untouchable, unprecedented, untouchable, unprecedented, amorous, untouchable, untouchable, unprecedented, untouchable, untouchable, unprecedented, amo
The applause and drums rang out in unison, and a blue man slowly walked up to the altar. This person is middle-aged, bald, with white skin and red skin, wearing a pink translucent gauze coat, even the body can be seen clearly, playing with a white handkerchief in his hand, and twisting his butt step by step when he walks.
Tao Xiaozhi's eyes widened and exclaimed: "Super perverted man!
Silly Xingxing's eyes lit up and said, "Mr. Ai Lixin is the 'Prince of Love Poetry' in our village, and he is the idol of many girls!"
“。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi kept sweating.
Alixin covered half of his face with a handkerchief, his knees half bent, and he saluted the villagers shyly, his eyes with thick eyelashes blinking at people constantly.
"Dear villagers, fathers, brothers and sisters," Ai Lixin's heavy makeup eyelashes were still blinking, secretly sending autumn waves to the hearts of the villagers, "I am very happy to be able to represent Luoyan Village and pour out my love and admiration to Shen Aba. The hymn I recited is called 'A Love Letter to God', and I hope you enjoy it, thank you!"
There was thunderous applause under the altar, Elison pouted, a few flying kisses, the girls screamed, and a few fainted on the spot.
Alixin wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief, took out a bronze mirror to put on his makeup, and then read aloud his "A Love Letter to God": a love letter to God
When we are blinded by the night
Cold sweat crawls around us like bugs
We crawled and rolled in the dark, struggling, moaning
Poor soul
With its gray hideousness
Wandering in the dark
Until the tears cease to cry for the light
When you sneak up on our pillow with your skirt in your hand
Long hair like a waterfall
Wrap around us softly, fragrantly, and smoothly
Lovely life with its innocence
Dance in the dark
Until youth cries no longer for tomorrow
We write for you
Your graceful gesture
The slender right finger
The wide breathing hole
and the elixir that stretches for thousands of miles inside
Your finger tuck at each other
The sky was sprinkled with rain
Nourishes our dry and withered hearts
nurtured the land
We sing for you
Your black mole in a row
The rock-solid elephant's feet
The hair of the forest that grows all over his body
and permanently sealed hymen
Your heart is gently opened
The sky shines with a ray of sunshine
It warms our dry and withered hearts
nurtured the land
It's a simple love letter
Write your name
With our thoughts
On the journey home
In the evening when the bell rings
Falling geese dance
Picked up this heavy love letter of blessings
Fly to your heart's content
There was a round of warm and prolonged applause under the altar of the poem as soon as Elison finished reading the poem, and the girls were still screaming and then fainting, keeping the old man with pigtails busy at the scene.
"Thank you, thank you!" Ericsin twisted his waist and waved his handkerchief, his ass bobbing up and down, and walked down the altar.
The villagers reached out and grabbed the petals from the basket and scattered them into the sky, filling the sky with incense, and the people cheered, and the "praise of God" came to an end.
The "Praise of God" is followed by the "Ball of the Gods", in which the villagers gather in a circle, raise their legs high, bend low, twist their necks and buttocks, and sing the name of the god Abbas. Silly Xingxing taught Tao Xiaozhi a dance called "Foot Dancing Dance". This kind of dance is a combination of two people, the two people touch the diagonal foot board, and then change to the other side, and the shoulders have to swing back and forth, and the dance "pop" is very rhythmic. The best thing about this dance is that it sounds easy, but it's hard to do. Tao Xiaozhi kicked the stupid star to the ground several times. So, he excused himself a little, and then dropped the stupid star, and quietly climbed up to the altar to steal the roast beef and mutton, the moco, and the baked cakes. Therefore, before the "God's Supper" began, Tao Xiaozhi's belly was already swollen to the size of a water tank, and he snored directly on the altar, which frightened the villagers of Luoyan Village, thinking that the god Abba was possessed, and they worshipped more than once.