1

Because of eating the pet food green balls of Xiaoguagua, Tao Xiaozhi kept farting all day long, and the air where he went there was polluted, so Tao Xiaozhi was simply notorious in the village, weasels crossed the street, and everyone shouted and beaten. Therefore, Tao Xiaozhi had to be isolated by the old man with braids for several days, and prescribed him a super laxative for a week to expel the "toxins" of the green pills, and his condition was relieved. After more than ten days of recuperation, Tao Xiaozhi's injuries were healed, and the toxins in his body were completely discharged, so Tao Xiaozhi decided to go to the shepherd to forget the old man.

The old man with pigtails gathers the whole family (Silly Star, Fire Star and him) for an emergency meeting.

The old man with braids stroked his braided beard and said, "Xiaozhi, are you really going to find the shepherd?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I have to look for him, firstly, to thank him for saving his life, but mainly to ask him for something." ”

"What's that?"

"A sword. Tao Xiaozhi said, "A very strange and very important sword. ”

The old man with pigtails said: "Since you have made up your mind, then listen to it." The old man lives on Fat Sheep Mountain, you don't know the way, just let my little silly star and little Mars accompany you!"

Huoxing was so angry that he jumped up and down in his chair and said angrily, "Why should I go with this damn yellow man?

The bad metaphor started to make the conversation a mess again, which made Tao Xiaozhi sigh in frustration.

The old man with pigtails said: "Xiao Zhi, he doesn't know the way, besides, it takes a day or two to go to Fat Sheep Mountain, and there are many dangers along the way, if he meets a demon or a beast demon, he doesn't know what etiquette, what should he do if he gets into trouble? What's more, Silly Star is going, you are not by her side to protect her, what should you do if she is in danger?"

Huoxing snorted through his nostrils, turned his head to the side and said, "I just don't want to be with this yellow-skinned monster!"

"You must go!" Silly Star said angrily, "Do you dare not listen to your lovely cousin?!"

Since Tao Xiaozhi taught Silly Xingxing the eternal theorem that "cousin must listen to the words of his beautiful cousin", she suddenly became a little smarter to a certain extent, and turned this trick into her own, and tried it repeatedly.

Huoxing looked at Silly Star stupidly and touched the wooden rattan hoop on his head and said, "Lovely cousin, the most handsome cousin will always listen to you like a kitten!"

The old man with pigtails said to Tao Xiaozhi: "There may be many dangers along the way. If you encounter a demon or an orc, be careful, listen to the silly stars and the fire stars, they will teach you how to deal with various situations. Do you still have the 'Demon Domain Essentials' I gave you? Show me the must-haves. ”

Tao Xiaozhi squeaked: "I put it on my pillow." ”

Tao Xiaozhi lied without blinking or blushing, he had already torn it to pieces.

The old man with pigtails said: "You must work hard to remember the 'Demon Domain Essentials', it is a scalpel that is related to your life!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I've read the fuck hundreds of times from morning to night, and I've memorized it like a stream!"

"Very good!" the old man with pigtails stroked his beard and said, "Then I'll test you: What is the ninetieth article of the 'Demon Domain Essentials'?"

"Hmm, hmm... Tao Xiaozhi deliberately scratched his head and tried to think, "Probably talking about... Don't defecate in the open!"

"Don't spit!" the old man's brush-like nose hair curled up, "especially not in front of demons and beasts!"

"Almost!" Tao Xiaozhi said indifferently, "Who cares about this?"

"Almost?" the old man with pigtails glared at Tao Xiaozhi's nose and said angrily, "Don't joke with your life! Do you know what the consequences of not listening to a good doctor are?!"

Tao Xiaozhi nodded. The consequence of not listening to a good doctor is that the doctor may force you to drink the most poisonous medicine, the smelliest urine and the strongest "three flavors" in the world, and will trick you into eating a candy that will make you fart for dozens of days.

"You'd better understand this!" the old man with braided hair said with a gloomy face, "Tao Xiaozhi, you must memorize the 'Demon Domain Essentials', otherwise, I won't let you go to the old man who forgets his feelings!"

"What?!" Tao Xiaozhi cried, "You might as well kill me! I've never been the material for studying!"

"Crackling" There was a thunderclap on a sunny day, and Tao Xiaozhi fainted to the ground.

Silly Xingxing exclaimed: "Brother Xiaozhi, he's afraid of thunder!"

2

In the middle of the night, the people are quiet, and the cat is barking, and the barking is very hot and endless.

Silly Star lies in the hot tub, scrubbing his carcass as blue as the sea, and softly sings: "There is a naughty little boy \/ His name \/ Called Xiao Zhi \ / He has a pair of gentle eyes \ / He is naughty... ”

This song was originally sung by Tao Xiaozhi, I didn't expect the smart silly star to learn it so quickly, and he sang it so well, and he was a good lyricist.

"Wow, wow, wow!" the little melon jumped up and down excitedly on the rim of the big wooden barrel, and the big mouth blew bubbles, floating all over the room.

"Little melon," said Silly Xingxing, "how am I singing?

"Wow, wow!" Little Guaguagua excitedly jumped on the shoulders of the silly star exposed on the water, jumped up and down, and blew bubbles into the ears of the silly star.

"Don't be naughty!" Silly Xingxing grabbed the little melon and grimaced at it, "If you are naughty, I won't give you green balls." ”

The little melon melon was "purring" in his mouth, and his big blue eyes were spinning.

Silly Xingxing looked at Xiao Guagua stupidly and said: "Little Guagua, do you think Tao Xiaozhi is naughty? I don't know why, since he came, his idiot smiling face has been spinning in my mind all the time, and I am dizzy: he is spinning when I sleep, he is spinning when I am eating, and he is spinning when I take a bath... Why does he keep running around my head? But it's a strange feeling, like eating a candy, sweet. Are you weird?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" replied the little guagua.

"Even you say it's weird... Silly Xingxing rolled his big green eyes and looked at the house blankly, "It's all to blame on that idiot Tao Xiaozhi! What the hell is he trying to do when he keeps running into my head?!"

The large bathroom had a small window, and the small window was closed, when suddenly there was a "creak" and a crack opened.

"Little Guagua," said Silly Star, "anyone?"

Little Guaga jumped up from the shoulder of the silly star, flicked it on the barrel, and then a little more on the ground, and jumped onto the windowsill.

"Wow, wow, wow!" the little melon screamed and jumped towards the gap, his ears erect.

The wooden window opened with a "click", and the window contained the crescent moon and the night and people's dreams, and there was no one. But the little melon is still screaming and jumping, looking very uneasy.

Silly Xing put a finger in his mouth and said, "This is even more strange, if there is no wind, why would the window open on its own?"

"No blame, no blame!" a head with an idiotic smile on its face popped up from the windowsill, "Why do I always run around your head instead of your big tub?"

"It's not weird!" said Silly Star, "why do you always run into my head and not in someone else's?"

"It's not weird. Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and said, "A handsome, dashing, graceful, and talented beautiful man like me, what girl can't sleep all night when she sees me?"

Silly Xingxing stuck out his tongue and said, "Shameless, shameless! He can brag better than his cousin! He just said that he was 'the most handsome'." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "No matter whether it is a bad cowhide or a good cowhide, as long as the girl blows her heart out, it is a good cowhide!"

The silly star laughed out loud like a silver bell. Tao Xiaozhi had a strange feeling: this laughter seemed to be Qin Churu's.

Xiao Gua Gua doesn't care about any bragging, it only blows bubbles, so it keeps blowing bubbles at Tao Xiaozhi's face.

"Don't blow it anymore!" Tao Xiaozhi reached out to grab the little melon, "I know that you are the best at blowing, and you will break it when you blow it! If you blow it again, I will cook you and eat it!"

Xiao Guagua was so frightened that he jumped back on the shoulder of the stupid star with a "bang".

Silly Xingxing said: "Are you looking for me for something?

"To be more precise," Tao Xiaozhi said, "I'm here to take a bath with you." ”

"Let's take a bath together?" Silly Xingxing picked up a handful of water and threw it at Tao Xiaozhi, "Think beautiful! You are not a little melon, why should I take a bath with you?"

"Wow, wow, wow!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a grimace, "I'm a big melon, can I take a bath with you?"

"No!" said Silly Star angrily, "unless you know how to blow bubbles!"

"It's a pity, I'll only brag!" Tao Xiaozhi sighed, "I still want to help you rub your back." ”

"Damn rats!" Suddenly from next door to the bathroom came the sound of a flaming star swatting a fly swatter and swearing, "Where did you die?!

Silly Xing said in a panic: "Oh no, my cousin is coming this way! If he sees you at the window, he will beat you up again!

"Why do I have to go?" Tao Xiaozhi quickly climbed in, then closed the window and smiled, "Isn't that better?"

Silly Xingxing smiled: "Brother Xiaozhi is so smart!"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "This is all the courage and strength that 'color' gave me!"

"Color?" said Silly Star, biting his fingers, "What color?"

"Blue!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "pure and immaculate blue." ”

"Do you like the color blue?"

"I love the color on your body. ”

"You deserve to kill me!" "The voice of the fire star came from next door, "Who told you to dare to run into my quilt!"

The footsteps of the fire star faded away.

"I'm not here to see you take a bath, though I love to see you take a bath. Tao Xiaozhi said, "I want to tell you bad news." ”

"What's the bad news?"

"I can't carry that. Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said, "My head is about to explode!"

"Do you mean 'Demon Domain Essentials'?"

"Yes. Tao Xiaozhi said in frustration, "It's much harder to memorize that thing than to hang it!"

"It's okay! You've worked hard, and you can have a clear conscience. Anyway, being stupid is not something to be seen for. Silly Star laughed.

"I didn't carry that thing at all!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "Do you think I'm as stupid as you?!"

"And what do you want?" said Silly Star, scratching his head, "Come take a shower to relieve the stress?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I want you to take me to find the old man who forgets his feelings, and we will go quietly." ”

"Did you mean to leave without saying hello to my dad and cousin?"

"You're so smart!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "just the two of us." ”

"Can't you take the little melon with you?" said the silly star, touching the little melon.

"Wow, wow, wow!" Xiao Guagua expressed its dissatisfaction.

"Of course, who called it everyone's favorite bubble melon? ”

"But。。。。。。。 But........ Silly Star kept rolling his eyes, "If my father found out, he would scold you to death, and my cousin would lose his temper and beat people!"

"Don't be afraid. Tao Xiaozhi said, "Your father just cares about our safety." As long as we come back intact, he can't help us. ”

Silly Xingxing said to Xiao Guagua, "Shall we go?"

"Wow, wow, wow!" Little Guagua has no neck, doesn't shake his head, just curls his ears, jumps up and down and screams.

"Go, go!" Tao Xiaozhi translated, "that's what it says. ”

"Alright then!" Silly Star sighed, "when are we leaving?"

"Right now!"

"Good!" Silly Star excitedly stood up from the big barrel, "Let's go now!"

Tao Xiaozhi looked at the stupid naked carcass drenched with water: light blue flawless skin, firm *, slender waist, private yellow carpet, slender legs.

"Don't you feel cold?" Tao Xiaozhi stared at her stupidly, "Have you forgotten that you are taking a bath?"

Silly Xingxing realized that he had been exposed to Tao Xiaozhi's eyes naked, screamed loudly, and then quickly squatted back into the water.

Hearing this, Huoxing hurried over and knocked on the bathroom door: "Lovely cousin, what's going on?"

"It's all right, dear cousin. "A big rat ran in and scared me a lot. ”

"Is the rat still there?" said Vulcan eagerly, "Do you want me to go in and get it out?"

"No, it escaped from the roof beams. Silly Star said, "Dear cousin, go back to your room and sleep!"

"Yes, the most handsome cousin will always listen to you like the moon in the sky!" Vulcan yawned and walked back to his room.

Tao Xiaozhi hadn't taken his eyes off the stupid star yet, and he had a wicked smile on his face.

"You still dare to look at it!" Silly Star bit his lower lip and splashed some water on it, "Look at it again, I'll gouge out your black eyes and feed them to the dog!"

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in blue people at all!" Tao Xiaozhi smiled, "I'm a little interested in bathing." ”

Tao Xiaozhi has always been a guy who lies, doesn't blink or blush, everyone (especially young and ignorant children) should not imitate at will.

"Wait for me outside the window, I'm going to change my clothes. Silly Xingxing pouted and said, "If you don't leave, I'll cry to you!"