"If you kill 10,000 monks a day, you will kill them for 30 years. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Tang Seng snapped his fingers and kept chattering.

"Do you know how to count, who kills people and kills them one by one, I think back then, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals stood in front of me, and I swept most of them to death with a stick. ”

Before Sun Wukong finished blowing, he collided with Tang Seng's eyes that couldn't contain his anger, and he touched his nose stupidly and stopped talking.

"Just because a monk offended him and did such a thing, did the right overwhelm his mind, or did the monk insult him really too great. Tang Seng continued.

"Clams, there is no reason to kill people, even if there is a reason to declare it to the outside world, it is just to find a suitable excuse for yourself who wants to kill," Sun Wukong picked his nose, "You know, if you live in this world, you will get into unprovoked tyranny, ordinary people have little ability, so they have to inflict this kind of tyranny on their children or relatives, but a heavyweight like the king has great power in his hands, so he inflicts the tyranny on everyone." ”

"It should be said that it is on all monks. Tang Seng corrected Sun Wukong and said.

"Is a monk human?"

"Of course a monk is a human being. ”

"That's it, it's not just the monks who are abused, but everyone, I just said, this king just wants to find a suitable excuse to release his tyranny, whether it's a monk or a Taoist priest, it's all the king's displeasure, in the same way, they are all human beings. ”

"It's all poor people who don't have the ability to say no to their doomed fate. ”

Tang Seng was silent.

"If the king ordered the killing of not a monk, but a monkey, it would be much easier, and all the problems would be solved by throwing you out. Tang Seng said interestingly, not caring at all about Sun Wukong's face that became very unhappy.

"If I am killed, you will be able to reach the West Heaven safely, and it would be good if the king ordered all the pigs to be killed, so that not only will the anger in the king's heart be vented, but also our burden will be left behind. Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie and said.

"You monkey, I didn't even say you, how can you say me, if you want me to say that the king should order the killing of all the guys who make necklaces from human skulls, damn every time I get up in the middle of the night to pee, I will be startled by the thing on this guy's neck, and if this continues, my little brother will probably have a nervous breakdown. Zhu Bajie touched his crotch, with a sad and angry expression on his face.

"What do you mean, if you can't do it, you can't do it yourself, don't push everything on me, as if you weren't a demon who killed people without blinking an eye before, this time I agree with the monkey's meaning, it's best to keep your lazy pig. Sha Seng said.

"Then let's leave the monk here, that's what the king here thinks anyway. Zhu Bajie spread his hands, "If you are really not convinced, ask the king for advice, and tell him that it is better to keep me than to keep the monk, and see if he will listen to you." ”

Zhu Bajie looked fearless, because he knew that no king would be stupid enough to hunt down a pig demon.

10,000 unarmed monks are easy to kill, and an angry pig demon is not so easy to capture.

"Perhaps we can send this pig to the king and use him in place of the master's life. Sha Seng touched his chin and kept nodding his head.

"Fuck, what kind of grudge do I have with you, if you want to do this to me, can you still have a good time? Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Seng angrily and said.

"Don't talk, go into the city, bring your hats later, don't let people see that you are monks, otherwise it will be very troublesome." ”

Tang Seng put on the hat that Sun Wukong had stolen from the city just now, and said to Zhu Bajie and them.

"We don't need to hide it, the three of us are monsters, and none of them are bald, so there's nothing to hide. Sun Wukong smiled and flicked the hat in his hand to Tang Seng's head, so that Tang Seng brought two hats.

"You can't cover your round head with a hat, you have to wear a few more hats. ”

"I'm sorry, although the three of you have hair on your heads, but if someone will let you in, you will really have ghosts, just like before, quickly become normal people, and don't do some weird things like before. Tang Seng kept telling Sun Wukong.

"Hey, the one over there, take my hat off. ”

Tang Seng jumped twice in his heart, thinking that he didn't carry it so much, obviously he had asked Sun Wukong to steal the most popular hat of this season from the city, but he still couldn't pass the inspection.

"It's you, take off your hat for me, look at what, and then look at your eyeballs. The man continued.

Tang Seng's body stiffened, and he slowly turned his head to look at the person who was shouting.

It was a small soldier, and as he imagined, the soldier's spear was aimed at him.

"Well, I'm sick and can't catch the wind, that's why I'm wearing a hat. Tang Seng said.

"If you're sick or not, take off your hat for me. The soldier said.

"I'm really sick, if I take off my hat, I'm likely to catch some bacteria, and I'm very likely to die on the spot, and you don't want to watch me scream and die here. ”

"It doesn't matter if you die or not, as long as you don't take off your hat, I'll let you die now. The soldier put his spear across Tang Seng's neck.

"This little brother, you just came out to eat with a mouthful, and I came out to eat with a mouthful, since everyone is here to eat with each other, can you be more accommodating with each other, na, Bajie, take out a little bit of the gold you usually hide, don't grind, hurry up." Tang Seng approached the soldier with a few grains of gold that Zhu Bajie had snatched from him, and put them into the ice pocket in the soldier's vigilant eyes.

"Now, with this money, you don't have to work hard to be a soldier here, you can go home and buy some fields, raise some servants to work for you, and you can eat and drink at home, of course, if you want to do business, this money can also be used as the principal, and it is not impossible for the family to have a group of wives and concubines, as long as you are a little accommodating, it is okay to pretend that you don't see me at all." ”

Tang Seng looked at the soldier with a smile: "You said it's okay." ”

"I feel that without that guy's action, I can beat the monk into doubt. Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong and complained angrily.

"He likes it, what's the solution. Sun Wukong shrugged helplessly.