Chapter 214: Attempted bribery
"I don't have a problem with him wanting to buy off the guards, but why, it's my money?"
"He doesn't have any money, and he's not like you, no matter where he goes, he has to secretly take advantage of others, so he has a clean sleeve. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Zhu Bajie almost vomited blood: "He also knows that it was the money I got from taking advantage of it, and now he took it from me without a sound, what is the difference between it and Ming robbery." ”
"Where can this be regarded as a robbery, can't you see that the monk is making a move to save his life, besides, money is originally something outside the body, life does not bring death and does not take it, why do you take it so seriously. ”
"Phew, what you said is light, you don't have to rely on eating to recover your strength, these gold grains are ready for me to eat after I get to the city, now it's okay, whether it's sauced beef or roast whole sheep, there is no hope, I can only eat yellow noodles steamed buns with you again." ”
Zhu Bajie's face is drooping, like a sulking donkey.
"Don't underestimate the yellow flour steamed buns, you must know that the yellow flour steamed buns also contain countless nutrients. ”
"For example?" Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong.
"For example... It can make you full and not hungry. Sun Wukong said with a hippie smile.
"Take your hat off or I'll kill you now. The soldier still threatened Tang Seng with his spear, as if Tang Seng had stuffed not gold grains into his pocket, but a few inconsequential stones.
"How can you not keep your promises, as the saying goes, take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and now that you have received my money, why don't you share my worries and solve problems for me." Tang Seng was very frustrated.
"But everyone who wants to enter the city must take off their hats according to the rules, otherwise let the monks get into the city, and the king will blame him, but it is not something I can afford. The soldier's face was cold, and he stretched out his spear to Tang Seng's side, "Take off your hat, or I'll treat you as a monk." ”
"Forget it, you give me back the money, I won't go into the city. Tang Seng stretched out his hand to the soldiers.
The soldier slowly put the spear back, and just when Tang Seng thought that the soldier was reluctant to give up the money and was about to let him go, the soldier suddenly shouted: "Come on, there is a monk here." ”
Within a radius of a few meters, all the soldiers who were checking the pedestrians heard the soldiers' shouts, Hula suddenly surrounded Tang Seng, and a soldier picked up a spear and picked off Tang Seng's hat, and Tang Seng's smooth head leaked out of everyone's sight.
"That, listen to me, I'm not a monk, I'm just born bald. Tang Seng embarrassedly picked up his hat and explained to the soldiers.
"Grab him and cut him tomorrow. One of them, who looked like a leader, waved his hand to the other soldiers.
The soldiers received the task, and two people walked over, set up Tang Seng and began to drag him to the city.
"Help, kill someone, there is no heavenly reason and no royal law. Tang Seng shouted.
"Aren't you going to save him?" asked Zhu Bajie as if he looked at Sun Wukong, who acted as if nothing had happened.
"Now rushing to save the monk will frighten the others, and then the monk will recite a mantra to me, how cost-effective it is, besides, this monk squeaks and cooers on my ears every day, I have long been annoyed, just take this opportunity to let him stay in prison for a day, let him understand that many people in this world are not as kind as he imagined, the reason why he can live so nourishing is entirely because of us, if we can take this opportunity to let him understand this, we will have a much better life in the future." 。 ”
Zhu Bajie listened to Sun Wukong's calculations, and instantly felt that he was still a lot worse than Sun Wukong's scheming.
"Good little white dragon, you also heard what the monkey said, it is obviously an unwise decision to save the master now, and didn't the man say that he will be beheaded tomorrow, so the monk is still safe today, we just need to sneak into their prison at night and rescue the monk." Zhu Bajie turned his head and said to Bailongma.
"It's obviously a monkey who said it, but how did it become your word when I came to you. The sand monk resisted.
"I've changed the monkey's words, and I've made a plan for the rescue that the monkey didn't think of, what, isn't it a mistake to be smart, it's better than you don't know anything. Zhu Bajie looked at the sand monk with disdain.
"Phew, how do you know that I don't know anything, what I want is to sneak into the palace and kill the unscrupulous emperor while the master is in prison and no one will say anything about what we do. Sha Seng said.
"Clam, what the monk hates most is that others have killed, and you, as his loyal dog, actually said such a thing, I have a hunch that the monk will definitely not love you again in the future. Zhu Bajie said.
"Who is the master's dog, respecting the teacher is a good conduct that everyone should abide by, you two are good, one monk in one mouth, as if he is not your master, what qualifications do you have to say about me. ”
"Don't make any noise, why can you be so annoyed when the monk is not there. Sun Wukong was a little angry.
"That's because he wants to keep the results of your analysis for himself, and I'm helping you defend your rights, but you're talking about me. Sha Seng looked at Sun Wukong unconvinced and said.
"Phew, I'm called streamlining, do you understand streamlining, and if you report to Sister Bailongma, you must tell it in detail, otherwise she worries about the safety of the monk all day long, what should I do if I don't get enough sleep. ”
"Her lack of sleep is her business, what's your business, I didn't expect you to be able to do this for a gamble, and I really convinced you. Sha Seng felt that his heart was a little tired, and he felt that if it went on like this, it was only a matter of time before Bailongma was taken away by Zhu Bajie.
But if Zhu Bajie really captured the heart of Bailongma, wouldn't he really want to listen to this stupid pig in everything, he didn't want to do that, and there was Sun Wukong to testify at that time, it was not so easy for him to deny it.
Just as Sha Seng's heart was full of gloom and imagining his miserable life in the future, Sun Wukong suddenly made a move, only to see him fly up and kick Zhu Bajie, who wanted to hold the white dragon horse, to the side.
"Stay away from the white dragon horse, if you get dirty, you can wash the monk's horse." Sun Wukong glared at Zhu Bajie and said.
"I'll wash, I'll wash. Zhu Bajie ran back and shouted happily.