Text Volume 1_Chapter 26 The Strange Old Man and the Strange Things on the Island (1)
Although the room is very dilapidated, old, dirty and messy, there is one room that is neatly cleaned (relatively so), but it is a little strange to be neat.
The room was filled with paintings: the walls were densely plastered, the floor was piled up with scrolls half-covered with gauze like the Great Wall, and the desk was littered with brushes, paints, and rice paper.
These paintings and gates
"Second Uncle Guan Bathing Picture" with
"Zhang San's shaving picture" is just as interesting, there is
"Liu Bei's runny nose",
"Lu Bu pretending to be a grimace",
"Cao* fart picture",
"Kong Ming swatting flies" and
"Zhou Yu picks out the nose" and so on, although these pictures are simple sketches, but the exaggerated expressions and movements of the characters are well expressed, and the themes of these paintings are all from the Three Kingdoms period!
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"Hey, little girl, three rabbits have fallen into it, it's fun!"
The voice seems to be childlike, and it's a particularly naughty one. However, when he heard his voice and saw no one else, he was so angry that he let out cruel words: "Damn little ghost, you'd better get away, if you catch me, I'll make your ass bloom!!"
The above really quieted down, probably because every child has a big shadow of being pumped on the buttocks, alas, domestic violence really seriously affects the physical and mental health of children!
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Don't scare him away, maybe someone is here to save us!"
Huoxing said angrily: "The children nowadays are very evil, if you don't steal the pomegranate of the neighbor's house, or stab the big window of the neighbor's house, do you still blame them for saving you? It's a collector's joke!"
Silly Star said, "Then how do we get out?
Huoxing said: "Don't be afraid, cute cousin, there is the most handsome cousin here!"
There is the most handsome fire star who is not afraid of heaven and earth, what difficulty is there not to be shattered in his anger?!
I saw him jump, and then jumped out of the trap a little on the half-height wall of the trap!!
Don't forget, he's got an amazing bounce!
Tao Xiaozhi shook his head and said: "I really don't understand, his feet seem to be tied to rocket artillery, and he always jumps so high!"
Silly Xingxing said: "Xiaobai seems to have jumped higher~"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Of course, he will also spray white clouds。。。。。。 ”
Soon, a rope was dropped from the mouth of the trap, and this rope was the one that the trap switched on. It took a long time for the fire star to remember. Although Huoxing is not a careful and thoughtful person, there are occasional flashes of inspiration, which is the so-called "a wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and a fool must have a thousand thoughts". Tao Xiaozhi and Silly Xingxing climbed the rope and walked out of the trap, and the three of them came together again.
The three of them stood facing the door.
Huoxing rushed to smash the door, Tao Xiaozhi grabbed him and said, "Don't be impulsive, there may be fraud!"
The stars have no reason not to believe because they just got a blow to the head!
Huoxing said, "Could it be that there is a cold arrow in the door?"
"This is very likely!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "This is the mode of ordinary hidden weapons!"
Tao Xiaozhi told them to retreat to the door, and he carefully stabbed the door with a red tassel gun, but as soon as he touched the door, the door fell down with a "click", and fell to the ground with a "pop", and the door panel was broken several pieces!
Although no cold arrows were released, they were also taken aback, they couldn't imagine that they were so vulnerable!
This really makes people wonder if this house is inhabited by anyone, but the prank just now has already explained everything.
The doorway opened, and a skull swayed from side to side, and it hung from the lintel with a rope, and of course, the skull also had a note in its mouth.
Tao Xiaozhi took down the note, and it was neatly written: Mr. Thief, welcome to the Strange Man House! You should be complacent about your bravery, but if you want to delve deeper into the structure and objects of the house, you will experience what the skull's smile and the reverse flow of blood look like, which will be very interesting.
"The smile of the skull, the reverse current of blood?" Tao Xiaozhi said to himself, "It's weirdly written!"
Silly Star said: "This is the 'Strange Man's House', anything strange can happen!"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "You are really getting smarter and smarter, so you can think of it!"
Silly star Niu Nini said: "It was originally true~"
"Damn weirdos, you all get out of here!" Huo Xing was very unhappy with their intimate conversation, so he yelled at the house, "If you don't come out, I'll burn this broken house!!"
No one responded, quietly, much to the disappointment and annoyance of the fire star as his anger was ignored. So, he started kicking and throwing things around the house, and many things were shattered in his rage!
They cautiously walked around the house several times (for fear of ambushes and mechanisms), and found that the house really couldn't find a better word than "shabby" accidents. Whether it is the bedroom, kitchen, living room and utility room, nothing is intact, and the dust is heavy, some are full of mold, some are full of rust, some are full of insects, and the appearance of chaos can be compared to "hell on earth"!
However, although the house was very broken, there were many large wooden pillars, which were very strong, not eaten by termites, and the paint on them was still new and did not peel off!
"It's strange, what do you need seven or eight wooden pillars of this size for this broken house?" said Huoxing.
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Maybe it's because it's 'broken', so it has to be supported by such a big wooden pillar, or it would have collapsed long ago!"
"Maybe it's really no one living there," said Silly Xing, "who would consider such a dilapidated house 'home'?"
The phrase silly star is really silly, because "home" and "house" are two different things at all, and they have nothing to do with each other.
Although the room is very dilapidated, old, dirty and messy, there is one room that is neatly cleaned (relatively so), but it is a little strange to be neat. The room was filled with paintings: the walls were densely plastered, the floor was piled up with scrolls half-covered with gauze like the Great Wall, and the desk was littered with brushes, paints, and rice paper. These paintings are as interesting as the "Second Uncle Guan Bathing Picture" and "Zhang Sanye Shaving Picture" of the gate, including "Liu Bei's Runny Nose", "Lu Bu's Grimace", "Cao * Fart", "Kong Ming Swatting Flies" and "Zhou Yu Picking His Nose" and so on, although these pictures are simple sketches, but the exaggerated expressions and movements of the characters are well expressed, and the themes of these paintings are all from the Three Kingdoms period!
It's so strange, how can anyone know these characters, this is the demon world!! is the same as Tao Xiaozhi, are they all human beings from the human world?!
Tao Xiaozhi asked Huoxing and Silly Star about the Three Kingdoms, and they didn't know anything about it, and they almost didn't even know anything about the world!
This is even stranger!
"It seems that there are really strange people here!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Everyone has to be careful!"
Huoxing said angrily: "What are you afraid of, what about weirdos?! With my most handsome Huoxing, they don't even dare to run out and fart!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "We are in the light, people are in the dark, people are farting, you don't know! Of course, if they want to do it, they won't let us know, and in the future, we don't even know how we died!"
Silly Xingxing bit his finger and said, "What should I do then? Wait for death or leave immediately?"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Neither of these! I have my own way to teach them to come out obediently!"