Text Volume 1_Chapter 26 The Strange Old Man and the Strange Things on the Island (2)
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Huoxing sneered: "Needless to say, it must be 'Fire Attack' againγγγγγγ β
Tao Xiaozhi said: "On the surface, it is a 'fire attack', but in fact, it is a 'fraud attack'!"
Silly Xingxing said: "What is a scam attack? Is it pretending to attack?"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "No. Deception is to deceive people, and attack is to attack strategy. Fraud, to put it bluntly, is a deceptive scheme. This kind of stratagem is mainly used for the cunning, the suspicious, the three-year-old, and the foolish like you!"
Huoxing sneered, "I see how you deceive people! However, your ability to deceive people is really good, and you have deceived my cousin's heart to the fullest!"
"Awards, awards!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "Who told her to be really stupid! Fools are always loyal to lies!"
It takes a lot of courage to dare to speak ill of his cousin in front of Huoxing, but Tao Xiaozhi just likes to pluck the tiger's beard!
Huoxing is furious, if you don't vent, I'm afraid I'm really sorry for his name. So he reached for the fly swatter, but it was gone!
"Are you looking for this?" Tao Xiaozhi shook the fly swatter in his hand with a smile, and said proudly, "This is called 'first attack', that is, 'first strike is strong'." I've taught you another trick, which is more effective than the 'Thirty-Six Strategies'~"
The fly swatter is the source of the Flaming's attack and strength, and without it, the Flaming Star is like losing both hands, and its power is halved. No, he's a man who stands up to the sky, and he has manly fists! Not only fists, but he also has amazing bouncing power and lightning speed!
So, Huoxing jumped up again, moved quickly in the room, separated a good stripe of shadows, and waited for the opportunity to give Tao Xiaozhi a few punches!
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Why don't you tell me all the time, what is this trick called? Do you want me to give you a name?"
Huoxing learned to be obedient this time, and he didn't say anything, because he learned a lesson in the woods last time: don't expose your weaknesses at will!
Tao Xiaozhi ignored Huo Xing and shouted at the empty house: "Little ghost, get out of here quickly, otherwise, I will turn your painting into ashes with a fire!"
Silly Star said, "Do you know so much that these paintings belong to that little ghost?"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Because these paintings are not only particularly naΓ―ve, the titles are written crookedly, and there are many typos, who painted not him? Not only can I see that it is his paintings, but I also know that he cherishes these paintings very, very much, because the scrolls on the ground are neatly placed and covered with some gauze, so as not to damage them, most of the paintings on the wall have borders, and there is a strange smell in the room: this is probably a medicine for insect repellent (worms that gnaw books)!" It shows that he must cherish these paintings he creates, so he will definitely come out!
"Little girl, don't mess around! If you do, I'll tell Grandpa to stick a needle in your ass!" A childish voice echoed through the empty room, but no one could hear it, and I didn't know where it came from.
Tao Xiaozhi shouted: "Come out quickly, or I want your paintings to be burned to ashes immediately, leaving a big shadow in your young heart!
"Who's a child, but don't burn my paintingsγγγγγγγ β
I don't know where this sound came from, it looks like it's coming from next door, it looks like it's coming from the roof, it's like it's coming from the ground, it's so weird!
"Brother Xiaozhi, you will frighten him like this, how dare he come out!Look at me to coax him out~" Silly Xingxing said sweetly, "Little brother, come out and sister will give you candy to eat!"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Your ability to deceive people is not bad~"
Sure enough, a child stood outside the door, and no one knew where he came from, as if he had been standing there for a long time and no one had noticed!
This child was about the same height as the Fire Star, with dark skin, an explosive head, thick and dense hair, no eyebrows, black eyes, but a very thick and thick beard, how could such a young child have a beard? Could it be that he was the same as the Fire Star, a young man? Leave this question aside for the time being, and look at him a few more times! He was wearing a pair of small shorts on his lower body, a brush in his mouth, a picture scroll in his hand, and a large seal around his neck. The breeze blows the innate * human momentum and temperament, as if Wu Daozi is alive!
Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "How did you get your hair like this? It's so cool! Tell my brother which barber shop you did it in, so that my brother can get one too! Also, your skin is so tanned, do you run to the beach every day to enjoy the sunbath? And γγγγγγ β
"Ignorant yellow people!" Huoxing was still jumping around, and finally couldn't hold it back, and said angrily, "That's how people jump out of their mother's womb!"
Silly Star hurriedly explained: "People are black, and that skin color and explosive head are all natural!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "But, do black people grow beards at such a young ageγγγγγγ β
Silly Star bit his finger and said, "I also think that beard is a little weirdγγγγγγ β
The sparkling star flashing around the room said: "This is normal, children are so strange now! Hair grows where hair should grow, and hair grows where hair should not grow, this is a beautiful name: precocious!"
The child's big eyes rolled around the bones, and his eyes took turns on Tao Xiaozhi, Silly Xingxing, and Huoxing, flashing an uneasy look at the same time, but more innocent, and then, he stretched out his little hand that didn't hold anything to Silly Xing!
I want candy! This is a child's death order!!
Tao Xiaozhi said in a low voice: "Do you really have candy? That stupid kid seems to believe in you, don't let people cry out of disappointment empty-handed!"
Silly Star whispered: "I don't have candy, but I have a 'trick'!
The stupid star will also use a trick, I wonder if the pig will go up the tree?
Silly Xingxing took out a small sac from his arms, bulging, and then, he took out a few green balls from it!
"Wow, wow!" Little Guagua jumped excitedly.
It's a green pill, pet food, and people will fart for three days after eating one!!
Tao Xiaozhi trembled when he saw Lu Ke Pill, because he had a shadow on these things, because he had learned the taste of this "candy"!
Tao Xiaozhi's lips trembled, and he said in a low voice: "You are really ruthless, you can do it like this, and you are still a childγγγγγγ β
Silly Star chuckled in a low voice, "It's okay, I'll only give him one or twoγγγγγγ I'm not going to kill him!"
"The most poisonous woman's heart", in addition to using these bitter words, I really can't find any famous sayings to describe it, and even the stupid stars with stupid heads and stupid brains are worthy of these wonderful sentences, which woman is not applicable?!
"Little brother, these candies are delicious~ Don't be afraid, come and get them!"
The kid cautiously looked at Tao Xiaozhi and Silly Xingxing, and then walked towards Silly Xingxing in small steps, Tao Xiaozhi looked at it like a knife, as if he was going to take the green pill and eat it!
When he was still three or four steps away from Silly Star, suddenly, the kid jumped over like lightning, and snatched Silly Star's bag of "candy" (instead of a few balls in her other hand!, so smart, you have to admire, now child), and ran out of the door like a meteor!
Silly Star hurriedly shouted: "Dear cousin, catch him quickly!!"